Chapter 176: Liu Xiu: Spread rumors with one mouth, refute rumors and break your legs!!
Nowadays.
Chen Yuan saw Liu Xiu's reaction from the system screen, and immediately couldn't help but hold his stomach and laugh.
"Oops, hahahaha, I can't laugh, my stomach hurts!!"
After a moment of amusement, a look of urgency flashed across his face.
"That's right! Editing Xiu'er's video, how can I miss my fun people barrage friends!! ”
He snapped the keyboard in his hand, with a sly smile on his face.
……
On the other side, Liu Xiu, who was mired in deep self-doubt, did not know what was about to happen.
In the unprecedentedly eager eyes of the courtiers, Liu Xiu only felt that his scalp was numb, and goosebumps were rising all over his body!!
He opened his mouth to explain, but he felt sad and angry for a while!!
Nima's, other emperors have tried their best to put those immortal names on their heads, why is it the opposite when it is his turn?!!
But Liu Xiu comforted herself again.
It's just a momentary misunderstanding, and when the video continues to be put on for a while, everyone will definitely understand that their majesty is not a god at all!!
Other misunderstandings are not easy to debunk, this kind of misunderstanding is simply debunked casually, okay!!
Is he really an immortal, he doesn't know yet?
On the canopy, the picture slowly turns.
The sun is shining, the grass grows and the warbler flies, and the kingfisher flies happily with the breeze.
Looking at the extremely normal picture, Liu Xiu slowly showed a satisfied smile.
As the frame moves, the camera slowly freezes in a small room.
[In five BC, Liu Xiu was born in Jiyang County. 】
The crisp cry of a baby pierced through the sky, followed by a scorching red light that illuminated the room!!
Outside the window, the ears of rice swelled like strips as if they had sensed something, and nine ears actually grew on one stem!!
The people rushed out of the house one after another, looking at the strange scene in front of them in amazement and discussing!!
The camera quickly zooms in, giving a close-up of the little baby wrapped in a blanket with his eyebrows stretched.
The two big characters are stuck to his face for fear that others won't find out - Liu Xiu.
"Wood is the flower, the grass is the glory, and the one who is not glorious is the show...... Child, since you are a godsend, then call it Liu Xiu. ”
Without waiting for the people in front of the canopy to slowly open their mouths, the familiar and unfamiliar barrage suddenly exploded!
[Good guys! See what I found?! Isn't this our show's video! Which Up master is so discerning!! 】
[Good guy, I'm really good guy, this one is even more heavyweight!] 】
[Dangdang, let's welcome the birth of the Great Magus!!] 】
[Ahh What a strong spiritual pressure! I can't take it anymore!! 】
[If I change to another emperor, I have to say two outrageous words, but this is Liu Xiu, then it's okay (dog head)]
[Since it's Xiu'er, it must be true!] (Dog's head holding flowers)】
[What? You say it's possible that miracles were made up? No way!! When pigs fly!! (Dog's Head)】
[That's it!] Our dignified son of the plane, born a little miracle, what's wrong? How can this be fake?! (Dog's Head)】
[It is said that Liu Bang killed a white dragon with his bare hands......]
【Shhhhh Can you really make it up, but three-year-old children don't believe it, okay? Bangzi is really shameless (disdainful and picks his nose) (disgusted)]
[That is, Bangzi rarely puts gold on his face, and the public's eyes are bright?!! 】
[Hahahahahaha Liu Bang is going to cry, okay hahahaha!! 】
In front of the canopy.
Liu:..................
Lu Pheasant couldn't help but cover his mouth and laughed.
Liu Bang flattened his mouth, very aggrieved.
"How do these aftergenerations speak! It's really not big or small!! Lao Tzu is the ancestor of the Han people!! That's how they talk to their ancestors......"
Besides, how can it be called editing, it's just a little bit of artistic processing!!
During the reign of Emperor Guangwu of the Han Dynasty.
Liu Xiu took a step back, staring at the sky, his face falling into blank again.
“……??”
I don't know who was the first to swallow a mouthful of saliva.
Followed by the sound of frantic swallowing saliva from all directions, countless fanatical eyes once again condensed on Liu Xiu!!
Feng Yi pressed his fist excitedly, and his tone flew up!!
"Your Majesty!! Rest assured, we will keep this secret for you and will never let anyone know who you really are!! ”
Liu Xiu twisted his neck with a click: ......?? What is my real identity?!!
Are you kidding?! I'm just an ordinary farmer, what can I really do?!!
He struggled to make a defense.
"Did you really misunderstand, we were still fighting together? Have you forgotten......"
Cen Peng twitched his nose hard with tears in his eyes, ashamed.
"Your Majesty, don't say it again!! It's still too wasteful for us to be courtiers, so that Your Majesty has repeatedly used mana, and in the future, the ministers must work harder, and never bother Your Majesty to do it himself!! ”
The rest of the courtiers nodded harder.
Liu Xiu's eyes darkened.
Nima's, spread rumors with one mouth, refute rumors and break your legs!!
……
On the canopy, the picture slowly turns.
The little baby soon exploded like a balloon, and gradually he was able to run and jump and run around the fields.
Unlike his brother Liu Yan, who has endless ambitions in troubled times, he is a very peaceful person.
The little boy sat in the field with his legs shaky, looking at the golden wheat waves blowing in the wind, with longing in his eyes.
He said: "As an official, you should be the ruling Jinwu, and if you marry a wife, you should marry Yin Lihua!" ”
This was the most simple and purest wish of the young Liu Xiu at that time.
The barrage crossed with pity.
[Oops, look at this little face and tender, I really want to pinch it!!] 】
[Hahahaha, don't say it, Xiu'er is a really honest child, it's not the same way as Liu Bang's ruffian hooligan, I really don't know if this is the descendant of their old Liu family (dog head)]
Liu Bang sat up in front of the canopy in fright, slapped the table in impotence and rage, and shouted loudly.
"Who's a ruffian?! Who are the ruffians and hooligans?! Fart! I was a good citizen!! ”
Lu Pheasant glanced at him with a sneer, "Really? You're embarrassed to say it. ”
Liu:...... Daughter-in-law, save some face.
[It's not like Liu Che's amorous species, Xiu'er is very innocent about feelings!!] If it weren't for the accident with Guo Shengtong later, I doubt that he would be able to live with Yin Lihua as a monogamous man for the rest of his life!! 】
[Even if Guo Shengtong is on the list, Xiu'er is the two wives of Yin Lihua and Guo Shengtong, and at most counts the nameless Xu Meiren, this is not at the same level as those emperors who have three thousand beauties in the harem, right?!] 】
[Hiss! It's the first time I've known about this, just playing Xiu'er's stalk, I don't even know how many wives Xiu'er has, I reflect!! 】
[Today's men also have to talk about a few ex-girlfriends, Xiu'er, an ancient emperor, can be called the god of pure love in this regard! ] 】
[That's it!] Tell me, why did the old Liu family take the shit luck and let them pick up such an honest child as Xiu'er?!! Genetic mutation, right?!! 】
A certain time and space where Liu Xiu has not yet made a career.
In the Yin family's mansion, a beautiful woman with a peerless appearance pursed her red lips in embarrassment, and quietly looked at the sky with curiosity in her face.
She thought, did he later become the emperor who ruled the world?
But why do such powerful people like me? Where have I seen her?