Chapter 368: None of the gods or anything is serious
Alicia had been very strange since just now, why Locklip, who had always regarded watching a play with a soy sauce bottle next to him as the greatest pleasure of ginseng, suddenly had a head convulsion, ignoring the upcoming bloody dog blood vomiting drama, and sent a large number of fighters to crush the demon in turn, and finally didn't even give herself a chance to mend the knife, and directly fired a laser cannon to kill them. *book* bar()
The mystery was revealed when Shirai teleported Lori and Sister Cannon to a room temporarily assigned to Tears and Hatsuharu.
The room was very messy and seemed to have experienced a fight. Hei Chang lay straight on the bed unconscious, and the flowerpot girl who knelt on the edge of the bed cried sadly, and she was about to cry. Locklip, who was supposed to be in a villa on the outskirts of the city, stood angrily in the middle of the room, and the powerful coercion made Mikoto and Shirai take several steps back.
"Uh, may I ask what's going on?" said Alicia, cautiously raising her hand.
Locklip said, "It's not a big deal. It's just that just now, a bold demon sneaked in while your attention was all outside, and wanted to take Tears and Hachun, who seemed to be close to you, dear little sister, hostage, and Tears was injured by Ya when she resisted with a folding stool. ”
"So you were furious and teleported directly to the other party in seconds, and then still unfazed and sent the air force of your private army to blast the demons into slag?" Xiao Lori covered her forehead and said, "And don't you think it's a very strange thing that the demon who sneaked in didn't get a bento after being hit by the ultimate artifact of the folding stool!?"
"I'm sorry. Mai Trin wiped a cold sweat as Locklip withdrew the coercion, "May I ask a question?"
Locklip nodded.
Mai Trin looked at the blonde brother and sister and hesitated for a long time, and finally made up her mind and asked, "...... You guys. Who the hell is it?"
Alicia pointed at Locklip and said loudly: "Perverted, Shake M, Sister Control, Lolicon, Egg Pain and Boring Soy Sauce Party, Enemies of All Cute Girls!"
Locklip pointed at the little Lori without showing weakness: "Gongkou, black belly, pseudo-house, undisciplined, malicious cute little villain, all the nightmare of the strange uncle!"
"I said, did you two arrange it in advance, hey?" Shirai tugged at the corners of his mouth, embarrassed.
Seeing that Sister Cannon has a tendency to go crazy, in view of the fact that the boss battle just now failed to be completed, so there is still a lot of electricity in Mikoto's body, in order to avoid eating an electromagnetic cannon at close range, Alysia hurriedly waved her hand and said, "That." Before I get into it, let me ask you a question. ”
Except for the tears that were still unconscious, the other three suddenly showed serious expressions.
"Do you believe in Brother Chun, do you believe that there is a god in this world?"
The three shook their heads decisively.
Alicia immediately turned around and walked over to Locklip, patted him on the back of his hand, and said, "Since the masses of people now think that you do not exist, you can die without attachment." ”
"Wait, wait, wait.,The lines behind your 'so' are all hunting for you!?And who said I don't have a crush.,Are you the light novels in the game serials that only come on the market every season are fake updates in the post bar?"
Mai Koto clenched her fist and coughed, interrupting the daily life of the two: "Although I don't believe it. But that claw monster did call you 'Goddess', Alicia. Combined with the last time I traveled into the Void, can I think that you and Mr. Locklip are gods in that other world, who came to play after discovering our world?"
[Sister Cannon, it's a pity that you don't write a novel. 】
The embarrassed Alicia patted her cheek and nodded, "You're actually right to think so. ”...,
"Compared to this. Locklip motioned for Hatsuharu to get out of the way and squatted down, "I think it's more important to heal the injuries on Tear's body first." ”
"Ahh That's right!" Chu Chun hurriedly wiped her tears and stood up and said, "Do you need to prepare a hot water towel or something?"
Locklip flicked his long hair back, "Are you underestimating the abilities of the gods? This kind of injury is a big test of human medical technology, but for me it is just a touch of my hands......"
Rushing to tears, his chest was heaving sharply, and before he could achieve his ambition, Alicia was kicked against the wall by the quick-eyed Alicia and slowly slid down.
"Leave that pervert alone. Little Lori said to the petrified Chun Chun, "Sister Tears is actually fine. It's just poisoning, and it's probably infected when he was scratched by a demon. It's deadly, but as the quality wallpaper says, it's a small thing for us. ”
Mai Trin hurriedly stepped forward and said, "No, no, no." Rather than handing over Zuo Tian to you two unserious so-called gods for treatment, I think it's more appropriate to send her to the hospital as soon as possible!"
Elixia, who had just unfolded the Divine Realm, sprayed all over the ground on the spot. It took a long time to straighten out his breathing and say, "OK, put aside the spit or something." We don't have a routine. It's okay to get down to business, right?"
"I'm watching. As soon as the situation is wrong, I will immediately dial 120. ”
[Now it's useless for you to dial any number, the city has long been paralyzed, hey.] 】
Little Lori settled down and began to cast the Divine Realm again, and the white and warm light instantly sprinkled the entire room. Tears' originally iron-blue face quickly turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his breathing gradually stabilized, and he fell asleep peacefully.
Bai Jing looked carefully at Xiao Lori, circled around her a few times, and said, "I almost thought you were going to ascend to immortal just now." ”
"Baijing children's shoes, before ascending to immortal, what generally appears is not holy light, but lightning and space shattering. ”
Calmly complain about your sister! They all say that this book has nothing to do with fantasy!
Chu Chun didn't pay attention to the daily routine that began to heat up, but glanced out of the window with a sad face: "Although Satian-san is fine, the other people in the city ......"
Locklip snapped back to his original state and jumped up from the ground and said, "Don't worry about this, I'll restore everything to the way it was before the infection in the morning." Of course, I won't be kind enough to restore those ugly monsters with horns. All the memories of this world will be erased, but rest assured, you are certainly not in this case. So all you have to do is think of what you just experienced as a terrible nightmare. ”
"Can you even do such a thing!?" the three of them asked in unison, shocked.
Locklip proudly posed in front of the group of little girls with his hand and said, "Of course, I am a great god with a very good heart......
Alicia looked at her brother with disdain: "I think you just plan to lose the 300 million commission you promised to Sister Ada." And what are you going to do with Xiao Dark, send it back?"
"That, is there an option to enter the Hou (Divine Beast) Palace?"
"I can tell you responsibly that this will lead to a bad end where the hatchet and the good ship coexist. Alicia pointed to the tears on the bed next to her, who had just woken up to the sound of everyone's conversation.
Locklip's face did not change color and his heart did not beat casually, and the plane teleporter that little Lori had put in the bracelet appeared in his hand: "Then, I'll go and start preparing for recovery, please wait a while." ”
[Ah, escaped.] 】
Tears rolled over and sat up, hesitating to reach out for a hand, but finally let it go wordlessly. ...,
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When Alicia regained consciousness, she found herself standing in front of the shoe cabinet on the first floor of the school, next to the two of them with blank faces on their faces, Tears and Hatsuharu.
It's back in the morning, the moment when Alicia and Tears had just entered the school building.
"It's really all restored. Chu Chun looked at the bustling crowd around him and sighed, "This is incredible!"
Tear's interest was noticeably low, and she tugged at her long smooth hair and rolled on the ground and said, "Ahhh
Alicia patted her long black ass and raised her index finger and said, "Don't care about that guy's identity, you just have to follow your own ideas." After all, although he has great ability and can even tamper with other people's memories, he will never do this to the important people around him. So, be happy, you're being taken by a god?"
"Generally speaking, girls who are favored by the gods don't end well.,Because the jealousy of the gods is very strong.。 ”
[You've definitely read too much Greek mythology.] 】
Alicia covered her forehead and said with a smile: "Sister Tears, I can assure you that that guy doesn't have a main palace, and you are not a junior." So, don't worry, kick him boldly, and try to find your true love!"
The sweat on the tearful head couldn't help but wipe it again and again: "Uh, it looks like I heard something wrong?
"I'm more worried that my friend will fall into the clutches of perversion, and from now on, he will be in pain every day [beep--] and [beep-] and [beep--]. Alicia said casually, and without thinking about it, she opened the door to her shoe closet.
Neither the early spring nor the tears had time to warn.
It wasn't until Elysia emerged from the pile of love letters and gifts that she finally thought about it, but it was a pity that the person had already been buried.
After working with Chu Chun to pull Xiao Lori out, Tears pointed to the flowers all over the ground and said, "Before you care about me, you better deal with the things around you first." What to do with these things, just throw them away as usual?"
"No, they all represent other people's sincere intentions, how can they be thrown away casually?" Alicia stroked her chin and thought about it for a while, then smiled with a standard cute expression, "I'm going to put them all away!" (To be continued......)