Chapter 294: Liu Bang: Cook My Father's Meat? Get my piece of the pie!
During the reign of Qin Shi Huang.
Ying Zheng crossed his arms and laughed.
"Sure enough, it's him, General Wang's loss is not unjust."
Wang Jian shook his head with a smile and sighed.
"This kid uses soldiers strangely, but he seems to have a scale in his heart, never out of proportion, as if he was born for the battlefield, and he has to obey."
Bai Qi also smiled, "If this kid takes time, I'm afraid no one in the world will be able to beat him on the frontal battlefield." ”
Ying Zheng raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and looked over with a smile.
"Oh? I didn't know that my white general was so unconfident in himself? ”
Bai Qi spread his hands innocently and calmly.
"Your Majesty said this, the minister is just a mediocre general, and it is normal that he can't compare to such a genius, right?"
Meng Tian's face turned green, and he looked at it indescribably.
……
On the canopy.
The picture gradually zooms in, enveloping the situation below.
The disputes between Chu and Han are becoming more and more fierce day by day, and the battle situation is becoming more and more stalemate day by day.
The screen beats with a heavy drumbeat, and the camera quickly descends, slowly falling into a stalemate realm.
The tall man in feather weaving fiercely stepped on a boulder and stood on a high mountain peak, looking at the army on the other side through a narrow mountain stream!!
At the same time, the background music became strange and jumpy in vain.
The tall man roughly dragged a shivering old man over, squinting and smiling grimly.
"The surname is Liu, do you know who this is?"
Liu Bang hissed, put his hands on his feet and looked at them for a while.
"I'll see...... Oh, isn't this our dad? ”
He showed a sudden realization on his hippie smile face, and he had a good time with Xiang Yu's brothers.
Xiang Yu's eyelids twitched, and he couldn't bear to burst into tears!!
"Who is with you and our father?!!"
Liu Bang was aggrieved.
"Look at what you said, the two of us were against Qin together, formed an alliance and swore to be brothers, what are you looking for, isn't my father your father?"
Xiang Yu: ............
He looked like he had eaten.
In front of the canopy.
Ying Zheng used his lifelong demeanor to hold back and not sneer, but the sarcastic expression on his face was very overflowing.
Bai Qi, Meng Tian and the others looked at the canopy speechlessly, and they couldn't find their voices for a long time.
Nima ...... It's not been a day or two since I've co-authored this product.
No wonder I dared to write such a lifeless letter to His Majesty, now that I think about it, it is really ...... It's not a surprise at all!!
Li Si, Yao Jia and others couldn't help but faintly show admiration.
For Liu Bang, who is not afraid of death.
Don't talk about this kind of thing, it's really not something that ordinary people can do.
The barrage burst out laughing unceremoniously.
[Hahahahahahaha 】
[Xiang Yu: Where is my knife? Bring me the knife, I can't stand this shameless thing!! 】
[The spirit of Bangzi is worth learning from everyone (dog head)]
[What kind of spirit, is it a cheap spirit when you die?] (Dog's Head)】
[Hey, it's really awesome, Bangzi and Xiang Yu face to face still dare to make such a cheap mistake, isn't he afraid that Xiang Yu will be angry and take out a bow and give him an arrow? ] 】
[That's kidding, is my brother Bang's title of the first hooligan of the ages called for nothing? ] (Dog's Head)】
Liu Bang's face turned green, and his hand trembled as he pointed at Tianmuqi.
However, Lu Pheasant, Fan Xu and the others around showed a faint look of approval on their faces.
[Curious, if Brother Zheng is still alive, will Bangzi dare to be cheap in front of Brother Zheng (Le Ziren Ecstasy) (Dog Head)]
Li Siyaojia et al.: ............
……
The canopy screen continued to play leisurely.
Xiang Yu's face gradually became gloomy, and he glanced at Liu Bang condescendingly with the old man's clothes, his expression cold.
"Liu Bang, I'm not in the mood to talk nonsense with you, I'll give you one last chance......"
He pinched the old man's head and shook it slowly, then said slowly.
"If you don't surrender, I'll throw your father into the pot and boil."
When Liu Bang heard this, his expression remained unchanged, and he actually hugged the back of his head with both hands and smiled nonchalantly.
"When our dad is cooked, don't forget to share me with a bowl of broth."
Mrs. Liu: ?
Xiang Yu: ?
The expression on Xiang Yu's face cracked inch by inch.
was as brutal as him, and his brain was buzzing for a long time because of this sentence, and he looked at Liu Bang unbelievably for a long time without speaking.
After Liu Bang finished speaking, he turned his head and left.
Xiang Yu stood there alone for a long time, and then angrily drew his long knife.
"Vertical, dare to play with Lao Tzu!!"
He wanted to kill Mrs. Liu with his backhand.
"Oops! Slow down!! ”
Xiang Bo hurriedly rushed up to stop him, and after a lot of persuasion, he finally persuaded Xiang Yu and saved his father's life.
The barrage burst into laughter and crossed over.
[Hahahahaha!!ha 】
[Sao! It has to be Bang Ge Sao!! Awesome!! 】
[Laugh at me hahahahaha!! 】
[Liu Bang: Small, you are shameless than me, you are far behind. 】
[Bangzi: The lower limit of human beings is that there is no lower limit, as long as I am shameless, what can you do to me. 】
[Mrs. Liu: 6]
[Mrs. Liu: Liu Xiaosan'er, your special mother is waiting for Lao Tzu!!] 】
[Hahahahahaha 】
In front of the canopy.
Liu Bang's crossed legs slowly put down.
His face turned blue and white for a while and he looked at the canopy of heaven for a while, and complained dissatisfiedly.
“…… No, this kind of thing doesn't matter, what do you have to let me out? This makes my dignified Han Gaozu face where to rest. ”
Lu Pheasant looked at him with a smile.
"Do you have any misunderstanding about yourself? When have you ever had that kind of thing. ”
Liu Bang glared and emphasized, "I mean the future generations, the future generations!" My majestic image in the hearts of future generations!! ”
Lu Pheasant tilted his head in surprise, "Oh? Do you mean 'the first hooligan of the ages' or a mouthful of descendants on the barrage......"
She paused, and spoke slowly.
“…… Bangzi. ”
Liu Bang's expression cracked and he broke the defense.
During the reign of Qin Shi Huang.
Ying Zheng is too lazy to evaluate Liu Bang's actions.
It is better to say that in view of the fact that he has contributed so much to himself, he even reluctantly recognized his identity as Qin II.
And the courtiers of Great Qin were secretly amazed by Liu Bang and admired his spirit more and more.
Yao Jia even muttered strangely.
"If you don't say that people can make great things, or we are too thin-skinned......"
Yao Jia was really touched by Liu Bang's shameless spirit, and then reflected fiercely.
He even regretted very much why he couldn't learn a few words from Liu Bang earlier.