001 Fuck, Who's Hitting Me?
"Fuck brute, you remember !!!! me"
Like many times in the past, Wu Yun let out his roar as a vanquished, and shot away at a height of 10,000 meters above the ground towards nowhere, sonic boom clouds at the speed of the first universe.
Then, under the control of the last bit of power he has left, he slows down so that he doesn't just plunge headlong into space.
As his speed decreased, the gravitational pull of the ground beneath his feet caused him to start lowering his altitude continuously, and finally, he smashed headlong into what might have been someone's house.
Of course, it could be on the concrete floor or in the mud, or on that mountain, whatever it is, but most of them are dark in front of them, and then they fall asleep.
It doesn't happen very often for him, but as long as he meets that obnoxious bastard, it will definitely be the result.
Wu Yun couldn't remember how many times he had failed against that guy, just like he wouldn't remember how many lychees he had eaten. But he is a very resilient person, the more frustrated he gets, the more he loses, the stronger he gets.
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"Wake up."
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"Hey, wake up."
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"Fuck! Wake up! โ
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"Smack!"
With a crisp sound of his palm touching the dough, Wu Yun opened his eyes smartly. As he opened his eyes, the snoring that had been echoing in this small space was also extinguished.
"Huh? Yes? โ
Wu Yun, who opened his eyes, heard the voice in his ears and subconsciously responded.
Looking up at the iron ceiling overhead, he blinked blankly at the dim LED lights that were emitting dim light on the edges.
"Get up? Are you still not going to get up when you're awake? โ
The unfamiliar voice reached his ears again.
However, he was already very experienced with such situations, and sat up straight from the ground, looked around, and looked at the group of people who were watching around him.
Then he looked at it, and he was stunned.
This is a running train car, possibly a subway car. It was foggy outside the car window, and I couldn't see anything clearly.
On the seats in the carriage, there was a group of people dressed differently, almost making Wu Yun think that he had entered some kind of cosplay rally.
However, he could still see that the group of people who were all looking at him should be the man who was sitting in the farthest position away from him at the moment.
He wore a piece of armor that only ancient generals would wear, and wore a purple jade crown on his head, with two dragons playing with pearls, inlaid with pearls, and inlaid with exotic treasures. At this moment, he was sitting there with a golden sword, looking at himself with great interest.
"You're not the worst of the bunch." Seeing that Wu Yun had finally woken up, the man also smiled and said to him:
"But you must be the one with the biggest heart, and you just fell asleep, didn't you?"
"Now that you're awake, I'll repeat to you what I said to them." As he spoke, the man smiled and continued:
"First of all, you're already someone who died once. But you are now alive again, and the price of this resurrection is something you are about to face. โ
"Who the fuck hit me, are you fucking wholesale...... Well, wait, I'm already dead? The man's words didn't know if he was finished, but Wu Yun shouted first, letting his voice echo in the carriage.
After waking up, his first words were supposed to pursue the person who slapped him, but after hearing what the man said, he was stunned again.
Is it hard to accept this fact? Indeed, when I first came into this place, it was so hard to accept. The man's attitude was very good, he didn't care about Wu Yun's interruption, and he also answered his later question.
"You can think back to yourself what you went through before you were here." As he spoke, the man looked at Wu Yun and raised his finger to point at his head.
After listening to the man's words, Wu Yun's mind began to wander, and various pictures appeared.
Until a certain bastard he hated to the extreme exploded at the last moment, punched himself in the face of the smugness, and flew himself out, Wu Yun was silent.
It's just that the reason for his silence may not be the same as what the man with the expression of 'it was' thinks.
But it didn't matter, because after Wu Yun also came to his senses, after saying these words to him, the man no longer focused on Wu Yun alone, but turned to look at the other people present, and continued to speak:
"Okay, now that everyone has woken up, let me tell you what the price you have to pay for your resurrection......
"I, I know!" At this moment, a very young voice in the carriage, and a little excited, interrupted the man's words.
The man's attitude towards Wu Yun was very good before, and his attitude towards young people at this moment is naturally very good, he looked at each other with a smile and asked, "Oh? It seems that there is a novel in my hometown that is probably called "infinite streaming"? โ
"No, that's right!" The owner of the voice, a young man with a golden retriever and an earring on one ear, became even more excited, and hurriedly said, "Brother, have you seen it too?" โ
"Haha, I haven't seen it." The man smiled and shook his head, "I don't even have a computer in my hometown, how could I have seen this thing." โ
"You can probably think of me as someone in your side of the fiction story world. Because there is a supernatural power in my hometown, I don't think you have one? โ
"I ......"
"Alright, alright! Don't give a treasure here, let that man in armor do the talking! โ
The young man was about to say something more, but before he could say a word, he was grabbed by a pair of large hands on his head and jerked backwards.
Immediately, with a dull crashing sound, a deep male voice rang out in the carriage amid the painful cries of the young man following closely behind.
And along with the sound came the great shadow in the carriage.
Most of the people in the carriage before were either sitting on chairs like the armored man, or sitting on the ground like Wu Yun.
At this moment, the big man stood up, and people realized how tall this person's body was.
He is at least two meters tall, and extremely broad, his two arms are not as thick as words, and when his palms are open, he can even give people a feeling of 'covering the sky and the sun'.
The big man's face is covered with horizontal flesh, and there is a long diagonal scar that runs across the entire face, and a pair of fierce triangular eyes, even if they are just glanced at, they can give people a strong sense of oppression.
The armored man sitting on the seat of the carriage still had a happy look on his face, as if the situation that had just happened to make the atmosphere in the carriage 'not so friendly' had not affected him in the slightest.
"Brother, please continue." Dahan said slowly.
Although the big man treated the young yellow-haired man very roughly, his attitude was unexpectedly gentle when facing the man in armor. It was so gentle that even his fleshy face became a little more pleasing to the eye because of it.
"Who slapped me just now, fuck, are your lives wholesale, or do you have nine fucking lives!"
But in this world, there will always be people who don't know 'when to say what to say', 'when to do what to do and what not to do'.
For example, Wu Yun.
At this moment, Wu Yun, who had recovered from the silence, no longer continued to entangle some issues in his mind, and the process in his mind instantly returned to the thing he was entangled with at the beginning:
That is, who gave him a slap while he was sleeping.
Wu Yun had also stood up from the ground at this moment, he was wearing a black over-the-knee windbreaker, with two mustaches on his face, and his height was not much shorter than that big man.
Even if it's not as thick as the other party, it's still huge.
After asking such a sentence, the carriage fell into a brief silence.
No one spoke, the armored man was still smiling, and the yellow-haired young man was not screaming in pain at this time, because his head was being trampled by the big man's feet, and the whole body was constantly twitching, scratching the ground with both hands, slapping the big man's legs, well, it was not completely silent.
But the big man's legs were like a once-solid concrete wall, and no matter how the young man slapped them, he could not move.
"Bang โโ!!!"
The silence was followed by a sudden sound of breaking through the air. The sound was so loud that it seemed to shatter the air, so loud that it made everyone present tremble.
Dahan's face turned cold, and he threw a punch towards where Wu Yun was. That punch obviously didn't leave any hands, and if it hit the young man at his feet, it was definitely enough to kill him in an instant, or even break him apart.
And under this punch, Wu Yun's figure also disappeared in place.
When this punch was struck, a cruel smile appeared on Dahan's face.
It's just that after this punch was completely punched and 'solid', the smile on his face froze completely.
"Did you hit it?"
Wu Yun's slow voice sounded, coming from above the big man. At the same time as the voice sounded, the whole face of the big man turned red, the green tendons on his neck were exposed, and the whole person looked like a volcano about to erupt, and he was accumulating great anger.
"Then let's verify now that you really have nine lives."
"Poofโ"
The words fell, but another muffled voice rang out.
In the eyes of everyone in the carriage, they first saw a man squatting on a huge bald head, and then, after the man finished speaking, he stood up on top of the big man's head.
The movement was very light and elegant. Yes, it can even be described as such.
The movement was light and graceful, like a cat, a black cat.
However, with that muffled sound, or rather, crisp sound, it was the big man who disappeared after the man got up.
To be precise, it is not 'disappearing', but being 'compressed'.
He had been squeezed into a 'loaf of bread' and was lying quietly at the man's feet.
You can see the conspicuous scarlet color flowing through the fast 'meatloaf', but it doesn't escape even the slightest.
And the person who caused all this, at this moment, was looking at the 'cake' that he had just stepped on with surprised eyes.
"Oh, why are you going to die?"
Wu Yun looked at the cake on the ground and said in surprise, this surprise was not pretended, but real, and did not contain any hypocrisy.