050 I don't want much from you
"I don't know, probably." Seeing that Si Xianghui was so sensible, Wu Yun also borrowed the slope to get off the donkey and nodded along with his words. "I bought this power bank casually on the Internet, and I don't understand these things......"
"Can you lend me your power bank?" Although he didn't get the answer he wanted, Si Xianghui was still very interested in Wu Yun's power bank.
There is no other reason than because this thing is too eye-catching for a person who also comes from the technology world.
You must know that this guy is there every day with high intensity to brush his mobile phone, and Si Xianghui still doesn't know what the level of science and technology on Wu Yun's side is. But judging from the mobile phone he uses, its technical level should be similar to that of his hometown.
But in his hometown, he has never heard of any power bank that can be used for more than ten days and even continue to charge mobile phones.
If it's a saving use, it's understandable, but this guy is plugging in a power bank every day, which has nothing to do with 'saving' or something.
"Okay, but it's just an ordinary power bank." Wu Yun very happily took out the huge white power bank from his pants pocket and handed it to Si Xianghui.
Speaking of which, Si Xianghui was also quite curious about this guy's pants pocket, because Wu Yun could fit anything into this small pocket, and he couldn't see a little bulge from the outside.
The contents of this pocket include, but are not limited to, a large number of silver ingots, silver bars, gold bars, gold ingots, gold and silver jewelry, and all kinds of gadgets and small items...... Of course, this also includes his mobile phone and power bank.
As a result, Wu Yun handed over the power bank, and Si Anghui's mood was also quite excited. He's been curious about this thing for a long time, but now that he finally has it, he naturally wants to play with it......
Then, when he turned the power bank in his hand over and saw a sign near the data cable interface at the bottom of its back, he was instantly stunned.
It took about ten seconds for him to come to his senses. Then his hands began to tremble, and a smile on his face was even uglier than crying, and he trembled and handed the power bank back.
"What's wrong?" Seeing the expression on Si Xianghui's face, Wu Yun took back his power bank with confusion and looked at it in his hand. But he didn't notice anything wrong with it, and then, he looked at Si Xianghui again and asked very puzzled:
"What are you doing here? Crazy? ”
"Eh, that, eh, that, that, that, that......" Si Xianghui was even trembling with his tongue at this moment, but fortunately, when Wu Yun raised his hand and was about to slap him, to see if he was still crazy, he finally straightened his tongue and said the complete words: "You, the sign on your power bank's butt, on your buttocks, you...... Do you know what it means? ”
"Huh?" Wu Yun looked at the sign at the interface behind his buttocks, which was a radioactive warning sign.
"You know, what's the matter?" Wu Yun raised his head and looked at Si Xianghui again, "This is a radioactive warning sign, isn't it written in small print below that it is forbidden to disassemble, be careful of nuclear radiation?" ”
"You're a nuclear power bank?"
"yes." Wu Yun nodded, "Didn't it also write the rice brand fusion power bank on it?" ”
“……”
Si Xianghui didn't continue to ask, and he also knew why this guy's power bank was so useful.
Because this thing is a fucking fusion battery.
"Well, now I understand." Si Xianghui nodded, not only understanding the mystery of Wuyun's power bank being so durable, but also understanding that this Mr. Wuyun's cognition in some common sense may not be the same as that of ordinary people like him.
"Well, I've got the answer to that question, and now I'd like to ask a second question, and that's all I have for me."
"Okay, you ask." Wu Yun took back the power bank, took out a piece of jerky from the bag next to him, tore off a piece of meat and put it in his mouth, and replied while chewing.
"Did you learn all this kung fu in Yunhemen?"
"Not exactly." Wu Yun tore off another piece of flesh, and at this moment he noticed some emotions in Si Xianghui's eyes when he asked this question. Then, he looked at Si Xianghui with a smile and asked:
"You are asking so roundaboutly, do you want to learn my kung fu?"
"Ha, haha, hahaha......" Si Xianghui, who was exposed at once, laughed wryly, "Sure enough, I still can't escape your eyes, yes, yes...... Didn't you also say before that if you want to learn the kung fu of Yunhemen, you can log on to the official website of your sect......"
"Of course you can learn." Wu Yun didn't wait for Si Xianghui to finish speaking, and directly gave the answer he wanted most:
"You can learn by paying the money, but it needs to be so troublesome, because logging into the website is just to register, then choose a package, and then pay the money, and get started."
"But now that I'm here, you can't even enter Yunhemen, as long as you pay the money, you can learn all the kung fu of our Yunhemen."
"Really, really!?" When Si Xianghui heard Wu Yun's answer, his whole person also cheered up, and the excitement on his face could not be concealed at all.
"Of course it's true." Wu Yun rubbed his fingers, "My kung fu is not limited to Yunhemen, and they are all famous sects and Fa, which is absolutely worth the money......"
"Then, what about you, how much do you charge?"
"I don't want more from you, 80,000 yuan per class."
“……”
Si Xianghui immediately calmed down, and he couldn't be calmer anymore, as if he was in a cold winter...... Oh yes, it's the cold winter wax moon. It's like being in the Arctic Circle.
"If you convert the silver taels here, I will suffer a loss, one dollar is worth one penny here, count you 80,000 wen, and one thousand wen is one tael...... That's eighty taels. After settling the account, Wu Yun looked at Si Xianghui again and said.
"Eighty taels for one class, this price is not expensive, it is very cheap. You must know that the price of asking me to kill someone is one million, and I am the number one killer in the world, and this fee is 1,000 taels of silver in exchange for this side. Seeing that Si Xianghui calmed down suddenly, afraid that the duck in his mouth would fly, Wu Yun also hurriedly proved to him that the price he offered was very reasonable and affordable.
But after saying this call, seeing that the other party was still unmoved, Wu Yun immediately became a little anxious, although he didn't need to be in such a hurry at all. So, he immediately continued:
"Of course, you can also spend now and pay later. Take classes with me first, and as for the tuition, you can pay it in installments. ”
In an instant, the frost on someone's body was swept away by the fire brought by these words, making him warm all over his body. Like a spring breeze.
"How? To learn or not to learn? Wu Yun had a demagogic smile on his face, seducing ...... Ah no, asked.
"Learn!!"
Si Xianghui nodded fiercely.
"That's okay, I'll do a five-element attribute test for you first, and you pay twenty yuan first."
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