085 You Should Rule the World, Boss (1)
"The strength is really weak."
Although Wu Yun spent twenty-five hours of his twenty-four hours a day at odds with Xi Xiao and disagreed with him, Wu Yun unprecedentedly agreed with Xi Xiao's statement at this time.
Xi Xiao looked at him in surprise and asked, "You didn't actually go against me?" ”
As she spoke, she looked at Li Chuixing, who was a little restrained at the moment, and then looked at Wu Yun again: "Hiss...... So you like this genre, huh? ”
"Are you insulting me?"
Wu Yun rarely did not swear, but his anger value in this state was obviously not lower than when he sweared, which was called the calm before the storm.
As a person who has to spray hundreds of words with Wu Yun a day, Xi Xiao certainly knows what state Wu Yun is in now.
So, she immediately raised her hands to show surrender, and at the same time turned on the pacification mode:
"Okay, okay, I'm just kidding, everyone knows you like to be tall and tall."
"Hmph-" Wu Yun snorted coldly and ignored the other party no longer. He turned around and sat down on the sofa in the cabin, and lay down in the most comfortable position.
"You, hurry up and send us back, back to where we came from." Wu Yun took out his mobile phone from his pants pocket, pointed at Xi Xiao arrogantly, and said.
"What about positioning?" Xi Xiao looked at him.
"What positioning?" Wu Yun played steadily as always.
"No, yes, yes, bit, how am I going to get where you said I was? My good boss? "Rao is a person who often deals with Wu Yun, and Xi Xiao, who has been through a hundred battles, is still often uncontrollable because of some of Wu Yun's mentally retarded performances.
For example, now, it can be clearly seen that there is a big 'well' on Xi Xiao's head, and the expression on his face is no longer indifferent and lazy as before, almost gritting his teeth, and saying the above sentence word by word.
"How do I know about this kind of thing?" Wu Yun continued to play steadily, and now it was his turn to have the words 'don't care' written all over his face.
"I'm not usually responsible for driving or driving the boat, so ask me?"
"Then find someone else to !!!!"
Xi Xiao let out an earth-shattering roar, which shook Wu Yun directly from the sofa. It also shocked the two girls a lot, and they thought that there was an enemy attacking, so they hurriedly looked around nervously.
As a result, it took a while to realize that it was nothing more than a woman's Hedong lion's roar.
"But I don't know?"
'Smack! ’
Xi Xiao slapped his head, and then slowly slid down his face. She sighed and shook her head, trying to calm her voice as much as she could:
"Don't tell me that the rest of your teammates are dead, and now only these two are left with you?"
"No, they're on that planet." Wu Yun said.
"Then send them a message and ask them to send a location??"
"Huh? Oh! That's right! After hearing this, Wu Yun, who had a big light bulb lit up above his head, suddenly realized, he nodded again and again, and then immediately put on a disgusted expression on his face: "Fuck, I want this kind of thing myself, do I still need you to remind me?" ”
Xi Xiao took a deep breath, and the outline of his body began to cover with a layer of green flames. Like Wu Yun, she is a fire of the five elements, and the martial arts she practices are also fire-based exercises.
However, the color of her fire was different from Wu Yun's, it was green, just like the clothes on her body.
"Now, find someone you know to locate. Horse, on! ”
"Yikes! Anxious, are you in a hurry? Hahaha......"
Just as Xi Xiao will be happy with the red and warm Wu Yun, Wu Yun will also be happy with Xi Xiao's red and warm.
However, after seeing that the green flames rising from the other party's body were getting stronger and stronger, and the temperature in the cabin was getting higher and higher, Wu Yun still picked up his mobile phone very wisely and dialed a number.
It was the mobile phone number that Sun Yunguang used to call him before.
"Crooked? Well? Who the fuck are you? Lao Tzu is Wu Yun, let Sun Yunguang or someone else answer the phone. Forget it, you can do it, you send me your location with Juxin, do you have Juxin on your phone? ”
"None? Then you're next. ”
"What do you mean you can't get down? If you go in and down this website according to what I said, why can't you get down? Isn't it, can't this be done, register an account now, and then add my friends, my poly signal is ......"
"Yes, alright, now send me your location."
“…………”
A few minutes later, Wu Yun, who got the positioning, walked into the cockpit of the spaceship with two followers, and after uploading the positioning on the mobile phone to the navigation system, Xi Xiao, who was sitting in the driver's seat, followed and pressed a large number of buttons on the control panel of the spacecraft that Wu Yun couldn't understand at all.
"Alright."
Xi Xiao, who had done all this, got up from his seat, "It will take three days over there in the past, you just wait." ”
"Fuck, why is it taking so long!?" Wu Yun was furious.
"How do I know?" Xi Xiao rolled his eyes, "The time given on the navigation is so long anyway, besides, how far do you think this is?" That's 400 light years! ”
"It only takes you half an hour to come here from another universe, but it takes you three days to get four hundred light-years away?? Are you kidding? Hearing Xi Xiao's explanation, Wu Yun not only did not accept it, but became even more angry.
"What's the use of you telling me? Anyway, how long is the navigation, that's how long, if you have the ability, then let the navigation shorten the time? ”
"I'm ......!"
In the end, the dispute ended in Wu Yun's defeat. As a loser, he returned to the cabin, sat back on the sofa, crossed his legs, took out his mobile phone, and began to seek comfort in the online world.
Yujing and Li Chuixing were still following him, standing there on the left and on the right, like two gods. Neither dared to take the initiative to talk to Wu Yun, nor did he dare to communicate with Xi Xiao.
"Yo, I'm enjoying it, and I'm always with the two maids?"
Xi Xiao, who was holding a cup of coffee in his hand, also came to the cabin at this time, and when he saw Yujing and Li Chuixing, who were beside Wu Yun like door gods, he also laughed and teased.
Wu Yun didn't pay attention to Xi Xiao, still intently tapping on his phone. And the two women didn't dare to answer at all in the face of Xi Xiao's ridicule, but kept silent and kept silent.
Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Xi Xiao didn't feel embarrassed, and after shrugging his shoulders, he walked to the sofa occupied by Wu Yun, swept his leg on the sofa with one foot, and sat on it himself.
"Speaking of which, boss, you said you were going to stay here for twenty years, right?"
"Huh?"
Wu Yun raised his eyes and glanced at Xi Xiao, "What?" What are you having? ”