Chapter 533: Serving
In the box, a total of fifteen people sat around the dining table, without saying a word, looking nervous, all waiting for the big meal in Li Siwen's mouth.
At the same time, the discussion outside the box was comparable to a large-scale meeting, and everyone whispered to each other, all analyzing Li Siwen's attitude.
"What does it mean that he swears a groveling posture and yet refuses to give up his throne?"
"I don't understand, is it really the rules of the north?"
"I'm a northerner, but I've never heard of such a rule."
"I think he just wants to give Zhang Jianbang a horse, and they all say that the two of them have contradictions, and this time it can be regarded as a real one."
"In front of such a large number of leaders, does he have the courage to give the director of the office of industry and commerce so much?"
"That's right, so many leaders have moved out of the industry and commerce, even if Li Siwen has the courage, he has to retract his head."
Everyone, you and I are talking one by one, the news spreads quickly, up and down three floors, and the time to get the news is only a dozen seconds apart.
Looking at the Imperial Box, the first course has been served, and there are fifteen small bowls of milky white 'juice' in the tray in the waiter's hand, and then another waiter brings fifteen small bowls containing egg products.
"Vice Xu, do you know what these two small bowls are?"
Li Siwen asked with a smile.
"Isn't this an appetizer before meals, this is our more famous sugar water here, this should be a chicken cake, right? It's kind of interesting to be decorated with two leaves. ”
Xu Gaoming asked as he answered.
"Vice City Xu, your answer is only half right, but on this occasion, how can it be called sugar water and chicken cake?"
Li Siwen said with a smile.
"Yo, and a name?"
Xu Gaoming was a little curious.
"Of course, this sugar water is like its name, its name is like its person, and it is called a body like water. And this chicken cake is steamed with two pieces of fresh Biluochun, not only can the tea color dive into the eggs, but the tea will also be crisp but not broken, green but not fishy, fine and continuous, this is a very famous dish in Shuikou Town, East Guangdong Province, called two sleeves of Qingfeng. ”
After saying this, everyone's eyes lit up, and Xu Gaoming was even more surprised: "A body like water, a breeze on both sleeves, a good name." ”
After speaking, he didn't forget to say to Luo Shi next to him: "Luo Shi, such a dish name appears on today's dinner table, Mr. Li is really attentive!" ”
How can anyone who is an official not want to be praised? A body like water, with a breeze on his sleeves, can be said to be the most noble praise for the leader.
This sycophant made everyone present a little caught off guard.
"Well, it tastes good." Luo Shi took a sip and nodded, with a satisfied expression on his face, obviously, Li Siwen made a good start.
"Keep serving." With a wave of his hand, the waiter immediately brought a large plate with a cut bamboo tube on it, and inside was exquisite meat products, exuding an enticing fragrance.
"It's bamboo meat, right?"
Xu Gaoming asked curiously.
"Xu Vice City, of course this can't be called bamboo tube meat, this is a very famous Sichuan dish, and its name is also very special, called Gao Feng Liang Festival."
Li Siwen said.
"Wow, that's a good name, the bamboo is climbing, and it's in line with the name."
Xu Gaoming exclaimed.
At the same time, the waiter brought another dish, a large bowl, which contained pork ribs, chicken, beans, potatoes, a total of more than a dozen dishes.
"I know this, the farmers in the Northeast are a pot of food, and it is a very famous dish." A man beside Xu Gaoming hurriedly said.
Li Siwen smiled slightly, shook his head lightly and said: "One pot out is the name of the common people, in fact, this dish also has a very nice name, called heaven and earth, and everyone is treated equally." ”
It's still a nice word, it's still a noble compliment, but a compliment once or twice may be accepted by everyone, but a continuous compliment will make the compliment taste different.
When Li Siwen said that he was fair and treated equally, Xu Gaoming seemed to have sensed that something was wrong, but he was not sure.
And the name of the next dish is more ruthless than the other, what is awe-inspiring, upright, law enforcement is like a mountain, etc., etc., the most exaggerated thing is that the last dish is served with a whole pig's head in the center of the table.
Li Siwen pointed to the pig's head and said loudly: "Leaders, this last dish is the most exquisite, before making it, the hair on the pig's head should be plucked off one by one with tweezers, and there is no room for any flaws, otherwise it will affect the taste, not only requires a certain amount of patience and experience, but also requires proficiency and love for cooking, so it has an extremely loud name, called, Iron Face Selfless." ”
Li Siwen's voice was like falling into an ice cellar, suddenly becoming extremely cold, and his sharp eyes swept over the many leaders at the dinner table, where there was half a bit of fear or a flattering attitude.
The scene was terrifyingly quiet, and no one dared to speak at this time, even Xu Gaoming, who was the middleman, didn't know how to speak at this moment.
Li Siwen's praise is a compliment, but what about two or three sentences and countless sentences? Is that still a compliment? It's a connotation that people know by heart.
On the surface, he praised the people with idioms that have been passed down for centuries, but in fact he was satirizing everyone's unworthiness, and at this moment, everyone could hear it.
But how to refute it? Do you want to point at Li Siwen and say that these dish names are? Isn't that tantamount to admitting that there is something wrong with your style in disguise, but if you don't refute it, who is worthy of these words? A body like water, two sleeves of fresh breeze, high wind and bright festival, fair and honest, without discrimination...... It's a label that no one can afford.
This is where Li Siwen is smart, he used the most normal praise words to satirize a circle of leaders, and no one dared to reply, even Zhang Jianbang gritted his teeth and remained silent.
This operation frightened Han Jiaren, who was watching the excitement, she thought at first that Li Siwen was also a sycophant, but now she understands that this man is really not afraid of heaven and earth, has extraordinary courage and superior IQ, and she suddenly feels that she admires each other a little.
Not to mention what kind of consequences this will cause, let's just say that if you dare to do this, Li Siwen is the only one in the entire Pengcheng.
Outside the box, from the first course of the meal, everyone had already joined the discussion, and the phenomenon was basically the same as in the box.
"The first two dishes are like water, and the two sleeves are breezy."
"Damn, this Li Siwen is a great fart!"
"The second course, Gao Feng Liang Festival."
"It seems that Li Siwen has no bottom line for the sake of a business license, and I think it is possible for him to kneel."
"The third course is fair and fair, and it is treated equally."
"That's a bit too much, isn't it?"
"The fourth course, righteous and spiritual."
“……”
"The fifth course is just right."
“……”
"The sixth course, law enforcement is like a mountain."
"it!"
"Seventh course ......"
"Eighth course ......"
"Ninth Course ......"
The crowd's exclamations were louder and louder, and when the news of the waiter's last dish came out, some people couldn't help but stand up.
"The last dish of grilled whole pig's head is called Iron Mask Selflessness, Li Siwen also said that to make this dish, you need to pluck the hair on the pig's head with tweezers little by little, and there is no room for any flaws."
"Iron Mask Selfless? It's a shame that he came up with it, isn't this scolding! ”
"Li Siwen is obviously saying that even a pig's head can be iron-faced and selfless, what about you officials."
"Oh my God, that's too much!"
"This Li Siwen is too crazy, he really doesn't take these leaders of Pengcheng seriously!"
"Even if you can't refute it, you will definitely keep this grudge in your heart."
The discussion became more and more intense, and some people even sat together at the table, for fear of missing a certain link, and at this moment, everyone finally understood that Li Siwen was not here to apologize at all, or to negotiate, but obviously to vent his emotions.
This kind of courage has completely shocked everyone, if you just work against industry and commerce, you can only say that Li Siwen is a reckless man, but today even Luo Shi is present, Li Siwen is scolding everyone!
After the shock, everyone pinched a cold sweat for Li Siwen at the same time, and at the same time felt that this man was really beyond his strength, so he could already pronounce the death sentence of Datang Electronics.