129 Why don't you get married?
At night, relying on his amazing perseverance, Wu Yun, who spent more than two hours on the street to put himself back together, returned home.
"Coming back?"
As soon as he entered the living room, he happened to meet the old brother Wu He, who was holding a big bowl of wontons, coming out of the kitchen, and he looked at Wu Yun, who was in tattered clothes and gray-faced, with a tattered face:
"Yo, who was this beating again?"
"Fuck it, Shangguan Jinghong, that stinky bitch!" Although he has never fought and is a dwarf in action, it does not prevent Wu Yun from becoming a verbal giant immediately after returning home:
"This stinky, she took advantage of people's danger, she attacked me, attacked me!!"
"Slut, I must kill her, I must kill her!!"
Wu Yun raised his hands in the air, dancing and starting a madness at home, the sound was so loud that the entire community could hear it. However, for the residents of Guangfa Community, they have long been accustomed to it.
"What's the dog called!!"
Less than ten seconds after he went crazy, Wu He's fist smashed on Wu Yun's head, directly smashing his head into the ground, "It's a big night to disturb the people, don't you owe it!" ”
Wu He glared at his younger brother angrily and scolded, "Why do you little brute always have itchy skin? For the Chinese New Year, you have to be beaten to be happy, right? Well? ”
Wu Yun didn't speak.
Half an hour later, after taking another shower, Wu Yun, who had regained his hair and disheveled, changed into new clothes, sat on his own exclusive bear-patterned children's back chair without saying a word, and gulped down the wontons in the bowl.
This is a large wonton with thick skin and a lot of meat, also called baomen or copying hands, not the kind of small wonton with thin skin. Wu Yun doesn't like to eat wontons very much, but his brother likes it, and basically doesn't make dumplings at home every New Year, but he will definitely make some Lantern Festival wontons and other things.
One bite at a time, a bowl of a dozen, it doesn't take a few seconds to eat, and then it's just to let my brother add another bowl to himself, and then eat it in a few seconds, and add another bowl.
"Speaking of which, your firm has hired three new employees, right?" After eating for a while, Wu He chatted with Wu Yun about family life.
Looking at his younger brother who was gobbling up, after drinking the soup in the bowl, Wu He asked.
"yes, three." Wu Yun ate a wonton in one bite and replied vaguely.
"Three lovers, aren't you afraid that Xi Xiao will be jealous?"
"Lover?" Wu Yun stopped his movements and looked at his brother, "What lover?" These are all my employees, and I have nothing to do with them...... Oh yes, that lady of the snake is barely counted, but I think we just take what we need, she has desires, and I have desires, but not a couple, let alone a lover. ”
"Besides, what the fuck is Xi Xiao jealous? She is not my wife and she is not my girlfriend, what kind of jealousy does she eat? As soon as Xi Xiaowuyun mentioned it, he frowned, obviously having a very bad impression of this woman.
"......Forehead" Looking at the expression on his brother's face, Wu He's mouth opened and he was stuck for a long time, but in the end he didn't say anything, just smiled and shook his head.
"Also, the two of them have been fighting each other all day long, and they wish each other would die, so they really won't be jealous."
"Not to die." Wu Yun took another bite of the wonton, "I just like to torture her, if she dies, then who should I torture?" Isn't life a lot less fun? ”
"Haha, yes." Wu He smiled and said, "She thinks so too." ”
"When are you going to get married? Now that you can run around in various universes, can't you bring a few more wives back to our family? Don't worry, we in Yunguang City support polygamy, and it's no problem to marry as many as you want. ”
"Brother? What are you talking about?? Wu Yun put down his chopsticks, and his voice rose a few degrees, "How old am I?" Get married now, why don't you get married? No matter what I say, I'll have to wait until your grandson is born before I think about finding a wife, right? ”
"We have a long life, and we have taken immortal medicine, so getting married is not something that needs to be considered now, right?"
"Okay, okay, I'll stop talking." Wu He surrendered directly: "You can get married when you love, but you can consider talking more about love, you can't go straight into marriage without talking about dozens of times of love." ”
"I'll talk about that later......" Wu Yun waved his hand nonchalantly.
“…………”
Wu Yun's family is no different from most families in Yunguang City, and the topics that the brothers talk about every day at home are also very down-to-earth and common.
Wu He doesn't talk to Wu Yun about his work, because Wu Yun is a typical martial artist whose brain is full of muscles, and he is tantamount to a lullaby with this kind of thing.
And Wu Yun will not work with his brother, because for his brother, this kind of killer game is simply stupid.
As for the topic of martial arts, Wu Yun basically would not take the initiative to speak, only Wu He took the initiative to find Wu Yun to exchange his experience and give him advice on cultivation.
As for how to communicate and how to instruct, it is naturally very simple: just go to the practice room in the community and beat your younger brother.
The vitality of high-level martial artists is extremely tenacious, and their resilience is extremely amazing. As long as you can't die, you can fight to the death, and without hurting the origin, just leave the last breath of life hanging on to it.
The Spring Festival is coming, and the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner at home is about to be prepared. However, Wu Yun's family's Chinese New Year's Eve dinner has always been eaten only by two brothers, and as for the person who cooks, it is naturally Wu He, for Wu Yun, Wu He is simply a father and a mother.
Although the age difference between the two is only four years, not counting the twenty years in the mission, Wu Yun is just fifty-six this year, and his brother Wu He is sixty years old.
The two are not biological brothers, because neither of them was born from the womb of a man.
All of the first generation of new humans came out of the 'Nest of the Casting Gods', a huge artificial womb that was the culmination of human empire biotechnology.
It still exists, but it can't create a new human. This is because the necessary materials needed to create the new humans have been depleted during the Imperial period, and those critical materials are completely non-renewable.
However, new humans can multiply, which is the origin of the 20 billion new humans on Earth today, and this is only Earth, and there are many more on other planets.
However, as for the specific population, it is no longer possible to find out what it is, because there is no complete unified regime now.
Each city on the planet is a separate little kingdom, which in turn is spread across the galaxy. In such a scattered environment, there is naturally no such thing as a 'joint census'.
Later in the next two chapters
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