Chapter One Hundred and Six: Drunken 1
When Jiang Nian woke up, she felt that her arm was very painful, and she felt that something was pressing on her, she opened her eyes, turned her head sideways, and saw the handsome face that suddenly enlarged.
Jiang Nian rubbed his eyebrows, good guy, Lu Yuling, who was full of alcohol, fell asleep with her arms and wrists.
She propped herself up, pushed the head away, and pulled her arm out, and she shook her sore arm and looked up to see two empty bottles of wine on the bay window.
"It's all poured in!" Jiang Nian muttered softly, she turned sideways and crossed the face, patted it lightly a few times, and said, "Lu Yuling? Lu Yuling? ”
Lu Yuling seemed to be sleeping a little deeply, frowned unhappily when he heard the sound, grabbed the hand on his face, turned over, and put his arm on Jiang Nian's thigh.
"Really drunk?" She gently pinched her slightly red face, leaned over, and asked quietly, "Who gave you my scarf trumpet?" ”
Lu Yuling opened his eyes with difficulty, his eyes were foggy, as if there were two or three figures, he blinked, and the two or three figures overlapped together, revealing a familiar face.
He raised his hand, wrapped his arms around Jiang Nian's waist, put his furry head to her hand, and rubbed it gently, his face was full of contentment, like a fox stealing joy.
Jiang Nian was suspicious in his heart, thinking that he was pretending to be drunk, he raised his hand and pulled his ear and said, "Lu Yuling!" Are you acting again! ”
"It hurts!" Lu Yuling squinted and shouted, his voice was not as cold as usual, as if he was drunk, like a fox's tail scratching Jiang Nian's palm.
Jiang Nian looked at the reddened ears, softened her heart and let him go, she touched his soft hair, and said in an almost coaxing voice: "Lu Yuling, let me ask you, who gave you my scarf?" ”
"I found it myself." Lu Yuling's eyes widened, and he looked at the woman with two strands of hair hanging down in front of him in a foggy manner, he suddenly laughed stupidly, raised his hand and grabbed Jiang Nian's hand that touched his head and said, "Wife." ”
The voice dragged on for a long time, slimy, sticky in Jiang Nian's heart that was leaking everywhere, she held the big hand back, shook it slightly, and showed a light smile on her face, "My wife only likes honest men!" ”
Lu Yuling blinked his eyes wide, as if he was trying to think about Jiang Nian's words, he squeezed Jiang Nian's hand and said, "Someone gave it to me and sent it to my mailbox, but." ”
Jiang Nian was listening to it energetically, and he couldn't imagine that the drunk Lu Yuling would sell her a pass, "But what? ”
She was a little anxious.
"I'll tell you if you kiss me!" An awkward and smug look spread on Lu Yuling's face, Jiang Nian was so stiff that he pulled the corners of his mouth, raised his hand and hit Lu Yuling's face.
"Whew!" He screamed in pain, his eyes were full of tears, he was so aggrieved that he didn't dare to blink, for fear that the golden beans in the corners of his eyes would fall.
"Speak quickly!" Jiang Nian withdrew her hand, Lu Yuling's hand fell into the air, he became a little impatient, struggling to catch it, and a movement made Jiang Nian get a glimpse of the good scenery at his neckline.
Too skinny.
Lu Yuling was originally white, and after getting drunk, a touch of crimson began to spread downward from his neck, and he had recently controlled his weight very much, the two collarbones were clearly visible, and the thin muscles were attached to his body, adding a ravaged beauty.
Jiang Nian turned his face away, feeling that he didn't feel like a good person.
"I found out early on, you married me, and I just want to know all about you." Lu Yuling sat up crookedly, drooping his head, looking disheveled like a stumbling teenager, "It's just that there are some parts that I can't see, and I saw them later." ”
Jiang Nian looked at Lu Yuling with a look of grievance on the cage in a daze, it turned out that this was the case, no wonder they started to quarrel not long after they got married, this guy has been eating Ji Ci's vinegar, but when they first got married, the two of them had no feelings, and many of them came together because of responsibility.
She remembered the past when she slept with Lu Yuling for one night and fled in the wilderness, laughed a little, endured the discomfort of her lower body, went to work for a day, and was blocked by Lu Yuling at night, he said that she didn't recognize people when she lifted her skirt, Jiang Nian had a hard time arguing, she was too tender at that time, and she was tricked home by Lu Yuling when she went around.
"Did you really sleep with Momo?" Jiang Nian asked the question that had been haunting her mind, who knew that Lu Yuling grabbed her hand and stretched it down, he said aggrievedly: "You are still a biology teacher, do you think it can work?" ”
"It's not impossible." As soon as Jiang Nian touched that lump, he hurriedly withdrew his hand, and the appearance of hurriedly shaking his hand looked a little funny.
"If it works, then I'm also forced." Lu Yuling stared at Jiang Nian's movements, pursed his mouth, and said aggrievedly: "Why are you so disgusted, you weren't like this before, do you think I'm dirty, it's her who takes advantage of people's danger, Jiang Nian, you don't have a heart." ”
After that, the tears burst out as if they didn't want money, but Jiang Nian was extremely embarrassed, she hurriedly wiped his tears with the sleeves of her pajamas, and half-coaxed: "It's me who is not right, I am not right." ”
"What's wrong?" Lu Yuling immediately stopped crying and looked at Jiang Nian accusatory.
"Huh?" Jiang Nian's movements were stagnant, whether he was drunk or not, wouldn't he really act.
"You just hate me!" Lu Yuling cried again, cried hard, and began to twitch again and again, this seductive face with tears was more charming than the sick Xizi.
Jiang Nian didn't want to admit that she was a woman who valued a man's chastity, it was too pedantic, so she had to continue to coax: "No, no." ”
Looking at her thin-hearted rebuttal, Lu Yuling wiped her tears with the back of her hand, the more she thought about it, the more aggrieved she became, and she began to rumble through old accounts, "You are like this every time, my first kiss, first love, and first night are all yours, your first kiss and first love, all of them have been resigned to Ji, I may have succeeded in getting drunk and letting Bai Momo succeed, you don't feel sorry for me, and you still dislike me, there is such a half-hearted woman as you!" ”
Jiang Nian's head suddenly grew when he heard the sound, shouldn't Lu Yuling's first love be Bai Momo? I haven't talked about my heartbeat, it should be counted, and the first kiss, he filmed an idol drama before the two had a relationship, and the first kiss on the screen is long gone.
It's such a big pot cover, she doesn't recognize it.
"Don't do it, your first love is white foam, I don't know how many people there are in my first kiss, I have nothing to do with you now, don't kidnap me!" Jiang Nian looked at Lu Yuling very vigilantly.
"You have wronged me." As soon as Lu Yuling heard Jiang Nian's appearance of pushing the pot cleanly, he immediately stopped crying, and angrily accused Jiang Nian, "I fell in love with you when you were a sophomore in high school, you are my first love, I don't like Bai Momo!" The first kiss is yours! It's also a rainy day, I returned your umbrella, you didn't catch it, the umbrella fell, the two of us squatted down together to pick it up, and it turned out to be a kiss! ”
Jiang Nian frowned and listened to the chatter, and his head became bigger.
Although Lu Yuling is four years older than her, because he is only three years older than her in school on the night of his birthday, according to her memory, the two did meet when she was a sophomore in high school.
She only remembered that the two of them had taken the umbrella twice, and she had forgotten the rest.