Chapter 1 Do You Want a Wife?
My name is Wu Wei and I just turned 18 this year.
I spent 18 years in Wujia Village, a place where birds don't poop.
Because my grandfather was a wind craftsman, also known as Mr. Yin and Yang, a feng shui master.
So with my grandfather's teachings, my life in Wujia Village was not very boring.
And tonight, because of my birthday, my grandfather specially made me a table of good dishes and called a few of his juniors to eat and drink together.
"Wu Wei, you are eighteen years old today, and grandpa asked you something."
"Do you want a wife?"
I was eating when my grandfather suddenly looked at me with a smile and asked.
Burst~
As soon as I ate the dish in my mouth, it squirted out because of my grandfather's words!
Moreover, it was a coincidence that all of them were sprayed on the face of Uncle Wu Qi diagonally opposite.
Uncle Wu Qi, whose real name is Wu Yongfu, is a master who can speak well and is more humorous, although he is more humorous, but now he is still a single.
No, my food sprayed on his face, and not only did he not get angry, but wiped it with the back of his hand and said to me with a smile,
"Xiao Wu, you have indeed grown up, and through your squirting food, I can be sure that your liver fire has been very strong recently."
"So hurry up and marry a daughter-in-law."
"In our Wujia Village, how difficult it is to get a wife, look at your seventh uncle and me, I am still an old bachelor."
"And your sixth uncle, fifth uncle, fourth uncle...."
As he spoke, Uncle Seven looked at the rest of the people sitting at the table.
The expressions of those named by my seventh uncle are different, some are embarrassed, some are frowning, and some are full of care, but they are all old singles without exception!
All eyes were on me at the moment.
"Xiao Wu Wu, what are you waiting for, no one in our Wujia Village has married a daughter-in-law for many years, your grandfather has given you one, don't you hurry up and agree."
"That's it, if you don't agree, there will be no way for our Wujia Village to continue!"
"That is, your third uncle and I are a little old, otherwise, I would like to get married for you!"
Listening to their words, I looked at my grandfather without hesitation, "I want a wife!" ”
Wujia Village is so big, and it is still in a place where birds don't, there are dozens of people in the village, and singles account for ninety out of nine, if I don't seize this opportunity, then when will I be able to marry a wife?
"Good!"
"Grandpa will let you get married tonight!"
My grandfather laughed, stroked his long gray beard with his right hand, and said.
Worship tonight?!
Wouldn't that be too panicked?
I haven't even seen the bride's face, the bride is old, tall, short, fat and thin, ugly or not, I don't know if it's ugly!
And most importantly, tonight was unusual!
"Grandpa, tonight, the greedy wolf star entered the room, five yellow and seven red, it is a big murderer!"
"If I am allowed to marry in the church tonight, either I will die or the bride will die!"
"Shall we change the time?"
I looked into my grandfather's eyes and said helplessly.
Grandpa is a wind craftsman, and all my feng shui secret techniques are taught by my grandfather, so it is impossible for him not to know what day tonight is.
However, my grandfather's eyes widened, "Just tonight!" Not negotiable! ”
Seeing that my grandfather was angry, I put my chopsticks on the table angrily, "Then I won't get married here, even if I am a bachelor in the future, I won't get married!" ”
Tonight, the greedy wolf star enters the room, five yellow and seven red, fast and fierce!
In other words, as long as the wedding chapel enters the cave room tonight, this couple will have to die violently!
Either that, or something else.
Even if my grandfather rushes to get me married, he can't be so hasty!
"Wu Wei, this can't help you."
"You just said yes to grandpa, so you have to do this marriage tonight!"
"It's not impossible for the greedy wolf star to enter the room, when the time comes, you just need to do what I say, and keep you and the bride safe and sound!"
My grandfather looked at me with a calm face and said.
My eyes lit up, "Grandpa, do you have a way to crack it?" ”
"It's just, why haven't you taught me how to crack this greedy wolf star?"
Grandpa said that it can be cracked, then it must be cracked!
Because for so many years, my grandfather has never lied to me, as long as it is something he said, even if he didn't see it with his own eyes, he can give the most correct answer!
"Isn't this just what I taught you tonight?"
My grandfather smiled at me.
Since grandpa can crack this greedy wolf star into the house, then what am I afraid of?
"Grandpa, where is the bride from? Isn't it good-looking? ”
"Even if it's not good-looking, then it can't be too ugly, otherwise the ugly daughter-in-law enters the house, I'm nothing, I'm afraid you will think it's okay."
My mind began to figure out what kind of person the bride was.
"You'll know when the time comes."
Grandpa smiled mysteriously at me, "The clothes are ready for you, just go in the back room, go put them on." ”
So fast?
"Good!"
I wiped my mouth and got up to change in the back room.
"Uncle Nianjin, are you sure it's tonight?"
Outside the house, Uncle Wu Qi's extremely serious voice came.
Wu Nianjin is my grandfather's name.
"Sure, it's tonight."
My grandfather replied to Uncle Wu Qi.
Silence ensued.
When I changed into the groom's official wedding dress and walked out with a big red flower on my chest, Grandpa and they had already cleaned up all the food on the table.
"Let's go."
After Grandpa finished speaking, he walked out the door with his hands behind his back.
Uncle Wu Qi and the others also followed their grandfather's example, holding their hands behind their backs.
I hurried to follow.
The moonlight outside is very bright, although it is in the mountains, but the moonlight is sprinkled down, and all the surrounding scenery is still relatively clear.
Soon, my grandfather took me to the back mountain.
"Grandpa, where are we going?"
"In this back mountain, except for the ancestral hall of our Wu family's ancestral temple, there is no way to go."
I thought my grandfather would take me out of the mountains, because there were villages outside the mountains.
"You'll know when you get there."
Grandpa said without looking back in front of him.
When I arrived at the door of the ancestral hall of the Jongmyo Temple, there were two candles lit inside the ancestral hall of the Jongmyo Temple, and the dim flames were faintly visible through the window and were swaying slightly.
Grandpa stood at the door of the ancestral hall of the Zongmiao, turned to me and said, "Wu Wei, go in." ”
I was stunned, thinking that my grandfather asked me to kowtow to the ancestors of the Wu family, and told the ancestors and ancestors that there would be happy events in our old Wu family.
Although I know that this is the ancestral hall of the Zong Miao in Wujia Village, I have never been in it since I was a child.
First, my grandfather never allowed me to come, nor did he allow me to enter the back mountain.
Second, because my grandfather said that before the age of eighteen, you cannot enter the ancestral hall of the temple to worship the ancestors and ancestors.
"Okay grandpa!"
I said yes and pushed the door in!
It's just that as soon as I entered inside, I found that there was no ancestral tablet here.
Inside the ancestral hall, there is only one coffin!
Looking at the coffin, my gaze lingered on it for a moment, and then my brow furrowed,
"Grandpa, there is no ancestral tablet, how can I incense my ancestors!"
However, there was no response from my grandfather behind me, and I turned my head to see that the door was locked at some point!
Bang bang bang!
I tried to open the door from the inside, but I found that it couldn't be opened, so I knocked on the door and shouted outside,
"Grandpa! Open the door! ”
"Didn't you ask me to get married tonight?"
"You locked me up here, how can I get married!"
"Seventh Uncle Wu, Sixth Uncle, Fifth Uncle, you have something to say!"
No matter how much I yelled, there was no response from outside, as if they had all disappeared in a strange way!
Just when I was in a hurry to tear down the door panel, suddenly!
Tuk Tuk~
In the coffin behind me, there was a strange noise!