Chapter 18: What is Hidden in the Man
Here, Fang Shou wants to make a statement first. I definitely didn't deliberately want to taste the taste of the schoolgirl, at that time, it was obviously Wang Lili who caught it and stuffed it into her mouth, but when it came to the end, she regarded herself as a hammer and dragged herself to the principal's office so inhumanely, damn, I can't bear it!
"Huh?" Wang Lili, who had a gloomy face, glanced at Fang Shou coldly.
"Ha, haha~ What a very powerful person!" Fang Shou was completely frightened by these two humanoid killing machines, they definitely didn't spare their hands when they beat them before, absolutely! If it weren't for his rough skin and thick flesh and his ultra-high-speed self-healing ability like some unlucky harem masters, I'm afraid he would have died a long time ago, right? That naked killing intent couldn't be concealed no matter what! Therefore, Fang Shou very decisively chose to change the topic: " Actually, I've always felt that being a teacher is a very good job, and I can dive into ...... No, no, no, it's to pass on your own ideas. Don't look at me like that, I'm serious, if you don't believe me, you can ask Yuan Xiaoya, we made an appointment to go to the normal school together...... Don't think that because I don't have good grades, I look down on me!"
Wang Lili snapped and let go of Fang Shou's ankle, turned her head disdainfully, and continued to look at the painting.
This sage is really great, obviously as long as he wants, he can achieve great fame and fortune, in ancient times, with his achievements, it is enough to become a side by side king, Duke Tulip or something. But he left on the eve of the feast, waved his sleeves, and took nothing with him.
Don't be greedy for power, don't be greedy for money.
It's just for the ideal, for the country, for the sake of the shijie that is pursued, and to work hard, and shed blood.
Such people. I didn't expect it to really exist, Wang Lili always thought that only the heroic Liu Bei and Cao Cao could have such extraordinary courage and broad mind, but I didn't expect that after this thousand years, there would be such heroes. Sure enough, do troubled times produce heroes?
Thinking of this, Wang Lili couldn't help but be even more curious, what kind of person is this poor teacher? Cao Mengde's domineering, or is it the fetters of the three generations of the Sun family? What is contained in him?
It's a pity that no matter how Wang Lili looks, she can only see a figure shrouded in a gray background, holding a textbook, shaking his head, and he can't see what he looks like. But. Wang Lili tilted her head, his figure always felt a little familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere?
"Hey, Fang Shou. While Wang Lili was in a daze. Nangong Qi instantly squatted beside Fang Shou and asked in a low voice, "Do you want to go to my house to play later?" Although you are a useless, shameless, and dirty pervert. But in any case, you saved my life, so it's not my style to go or not? ”
Although it was very cool to be scolded, Fang Shoupan sat on the ground. With a scoundrel face, he buttoned his nose: "Ha? Entertain, how to entertain? I'm not the kind of character who can buy a cup of afternoon tea and a little snack." Hmph~ to entertain me, at least ......"
"Hush. Nangong Qi snorted disdainfully: "I am the heir to the Nangong family, what do you think I will use to entertain you? Do you want bird's nest bear's paws, abalone, king crab, and a layman like you knows this, right? Come to my house, and I'll let you taste what the real delicacies of the mountains and seas are. ”
"That~" Fang Shou rubbed his hands obscenely, and said with a lewd smile: "Is there a female body, it is the kind of Japanese food!hiss~ The girls of the big family must be very beautiful, hehehe~ But let's talk about it first, I'm not interested in a war scum like you whose breasts are not fully developed, is there an E or ...... Ahh
Before Fang Shou finished speaking, he was slapped by Nangong Qi, and thanks to the fact that he could still do this kind of sexual harassment so tirelessly after he had died so many times. Although Fang Shou said that Nangong Qi was not developing is a big truth, no matter what kind of aspect, suddenly stimulating a little girl whose secondary sexual characteristics have just begun to develop, hehehe~ I also did it back then, and the result was a bit miserable, so I won't talk about it here.
Nangong Qi covered his chest with a blushing face, not fully developed? Yes, it is indeed not fully developed, after all, the age is there. However, Miss Nangong Qi's capital is indeed there, even if it is not fully developed, she can easily kill Murong Yue and Wang Lili in three streets of Malegobi, if you take off your clothes, you will find that this eldest lady is actually a hidden giant R!
And because of some special reasons like this, the eldest lady is very taboo for others to joke about her European pie.
"Die, scum!" slapped Fang Shou twice again, Nangong Qicai stood up very unrelieved: "Let's go, let's go to the next place." ”
"Hmm!" Wang Lili continued to lift one of Fang Shou's feet, followed Nangong Qi's steps, and began to visit the school.
The terrible cry of "Ya Butterfly !!!" and the ten blood marks left behind are really sad for those who hear it, and tears for those who see it. In the words of Darwin's theory of evolution, in this environment of survival of the fittest, his body's resistance and resilience are increasing day by day, and the door of a certain taboo in his heart is also becoming more and more open...... Shake M starman!
"The ghost wants to be a Shake M star!"
Screams echoed through the school......
"This is the teaching space of our school, equipped with electronic monitors, laptops, and a series of high-tech products, the purpose of which is to provide a good learning environment for the students here. ”
"Wow, no one has a computer? I don't even have to sell my kidneys, I want to go to school, I insist on it, I want to take classes here too. ”
"Sorry, perverts and dogs are not allowed. ”
"Huh, you seem to have compared my existence to a dog, right? Tell me clearly, you Tyrannosaurus rex!"
"Smack!"
The students in the class lowered their heads tremblingly, resisting the impulse not to look at the blood mark printed on the door, but they didn't expect that someone really dared to challenge the authority of Miss Nangong, and shouted her nickname openly, Death, it's too much to die, look at it, it ended up like this, looking at the blood marks on the ground, there is one more legend about the female tyrannosaurus of Dongfang Hope Middle School.
"This is our school cafeteria. Hey, don't look at it, it definitely doesn't contain gutter oil, hmph, you don't look at what kind of place this is? The canteen here adopts a buffet operation, and there is everything you should have, whether it is Chinese food, Western food, Indian and Asan cuisine. Of course, it's all free. ”
"You just discriminated against Ah San, right? You discriminated against the strong X capital, right?"
"I didn't say that much!" followed by a loud slap on the back of this sentence, Nangong Qi scolded with anger on his face: "Can you not mention such dirty words in front of the lady?"
"No, I don't think an ordinary lady could do so harshly. Wait, biedong hands, can you put down the kitchen knife in your hand first? image? image! Even if you don't pay attention to the image, you have to pay attention to your own influence, look at this, so many little Lori Xiao Zhengtai, how bad is the impact of your killing spree here on their young minds? Hey, don't just eat it yourself!"
"Woo woo oh oh oh [it's really delicious, do you want to eat it together?]" said Wang Lili, who was stuffed with food in the inside.
"Hehe, I actually understood what you said, it's over, the contact time is too long, do I have to add a foodie to my attributes? Originally, the attributes are bad enough, and if it continues like this, it will definitely be erased by society, right?" Fang Shou covered his head helplessly: "Let's go, eldest miss, this guy won't stop easily once he starts, continue shopping." It's an interesting school. ”
Fang Shou made a rare normal proposal.
"Cut, I get goosebumps all over my body at the thought of acting with a pervert, hey, pervert, keep me a hundred meters away!" Nangong Qi's disgusted face didn't seem like he was joking.
"Haha, you're kidding again, aren't you? Hey, Nangong, you were joking just now, right? Hey~~~"
Although Nangong Qi looked very reluctant, because of the old skeleton, she still honestly led the way for Fang Shou. Among them, Fang showed a knowing lewd smile when he was in the health room, the useless empty classroom, and the storage room of sports equipment. Although Nangong Qi didn't understand the meaning, the disgusting feeling still lingered in her heart, she resisted the urge to cut Fang Shou's dog head with a knife, and continued to take him to school.
"Hey, little sister over there. What are you doing? Can you bring your big brother with you? I'll take you to goldfish fishing. When passing by the junior high school, Fang Shou couldn't help but rush up when he saw a few wild little Lori: "What are you playing? Skipping rope or what?" Say, big brother is a game master, and he can do anything. ”
"Bang!"
"Nothing. Nangong Qi dragged the unconscious Fang Shou and nodded at the group of frightened little Lori: "You guys play with you, just treat it as if you didn't see him." ”
Before leaving, she also turned her head to the little Loli and persuaded: "By the way, if you see someone similar to this guy in the future, don't doubt it, it must be a pervert or a potential criminal person, just call the police directly or use your spell to burn this pervert to the ground, understand......?"