Chapter 13 The Most Dangerous Place, the Safest
When a large weasel bark rang out the door, I couldn't believe my ears!
I thought about it before, even if this Huang Shang can have a wife and children in this big mountain, there are at most a dozen of them.
Unexpectedly, there were no less than one or two hundred yellow skins running in at once!
These yellow skins are large and small, but most of them are well-proportioned, and basically nothing too small.
Several of them, who were quite tall and about the same size as Huang Shang, came to Huang Shang's side, surrounded it, and kept rubbing back and forth on it.
And, two of them sniffed the big round jaw on the yellow!
This means that these two yellow skins are in heat!
"Oops!"
"Watch out for the impact!"
"My good brother is still here, do you not see or don't treat my good brother as an outsider?"
"What's the matter, wait until we get back to our nest!"
Huang Shang stretched out his little paws, patted them on the same big cheeks of the two yellow skins, and rubbed the little paws, looking extremely enjoyable.
said that he didn't treat me as an outsider, it seems to be true, and he is about to stage a reproduction and sound in front of me!
"Boys, put these two door panels up."
"If you can't pretend well, you are not allowed to eat!"
After enjoying it, Huang Shang put on a completely emperor's momentum, put one hand on his round waist, and pointed to the door frame with the other and said.
There was an order from Huang, and a group of little yellow skins chattered and moved.
"Good brother, with my children here, it's no problem to install the door panel!"
Huang Shang seemed to come to me and rubbed his little paws and said to me.
I nodded, looking at so many yellow skins with some curiosity, "These are your children?" ”
One or two hundred yellow skins, this number is not small.
"That's a must."
"I have a lot of wives, female weasels within a radius of 100 kilometers, those are all my wives."
"The seventy-two concubines of the three palaces, six courtyards, and seventy-two concubines can't compare with me."
"That's why I'm calling myself a long-lived lord."
Huang Shang grinned, raised his paw and rubbed his nose.
It turns out that this is how the title of the Long Live Lord came from.
"You're like this, wait until dawn and let these children of your children send this coffin to a place, no problem, right?"
The letter left by my grandfather said that my daughter-in-law's coffin is also very useful, and it is a tool for restoring impotence, so I must hide the coffin.
I haven't figured out where to hide yet, but with this group of children on the yellow, it saved me a lot of trouble.
After all, it is completely impossible for me to carry this coffin alone, and this coffin is at least four or five hundred catties up.
"No problem, good brother."
"Where do you want to bury it? The work of digging the pit is also left to my children. ”
Huang swung his paws and was triumphant.
Where is the right place to hide the coffin?
Speaking of the truth, it is definitely appropriate to bury the coffin in the ground, as long as there is no grave bag and no tombstone, and then the method of covering the yin of the coffin is properly arranged, then no one can find it.
But I can't bury it outside, because I don't know how long it will take to find my daughter-in-law's soul and those materials to return to the yang.
In the unlikely event that the mountain changes due to some changes such as mudslides, you will not be able to find it at that time.
"Just bury it here!"
"Let your boys, dig as deep down here as possible."
"Long live the lord, can you do it?"
"If you can do it, I'll arrange a magic circle to block the yin qi of the coffin now."
I asked, pointing to the hard concrete floor beneath the coffin.
The most dangerous place is the safest.
As long as I'm buried here, then except for me, Huang Shang and its group of cubs who know, there will be no second person who knows!
"No problem!"
Huang Shang nodded his head without hesitation, "What, don't arrange the formation, I'll leave some smell here, I'm sure no one would have thought that there was a coffin buried underneath." ”
"And every other month from then on, I'll ask my wife and children to leave some smell here."
"That's a lot stronger than your formation."
My eyes lit up, and I thought Huang Shang's method was good.
The so-called smell is to pee a little here, which is equivalent to marking this place as the territory of the yellow.
Huang Shang is not an ordinary yellow skin, and the smell of urine must have a certain deterrent effect on those feminine things, which will make the feminine objects feel disgusted.
So this method is very good, anyway, this is not a serious ancestral hall, there is no ancestors of our Wu family in it, mark it.
"Okay, hurry up and get your wife and children moving."
"It must be dug deep, and this concrete must also be restored, can it be done?"
I asked, with a smile on my face, "But we'll have to say it beforehand, if I don't find the coffin." ”
"Your wife and children, I'll bake the wine."
I'm not afraid that this yellow will play with me, although the coffin is important, but compared to my daughter-in-law, it is not too important.
As long as it dares to dig up the coffin for me, Xiao Kanjia will definitely pick it up.
Huang Shang's round head quickly shook, raised a paw and swore, "I, Huang Shang, swear tonight that I will never hit the idea of the coffin, otherwise there will be five thunderstorms in the sky!" ”
Bang~
As soon as Huang Shang's words were finished, a thunderbolt sounded in the gloomy sky outside!
The thunder sounded, Huang Shang was not only not frightened, but glanced at the sky outside, but his face showed a touch of excitement and said,
"Thunder, thunder, thunder!"
"This thunder hits, what the hell is hidden!"
I raised my eyebrows, it makes sense!
This thunderous weather is just right to restrain the feminine, and if a thunderbolt goes down, the zombies will have to be split into soft noodles!
If it hits the ghost, it will turn into ashes on the spot.
"Alright, let your wife and children do it as soon as possible."
Taking advantage of the thunder outside, it is just right to dig a pit and bury the coffin at this time!
Huang Shang nodded, and waved his paw at his wife and children.
Soon, the coffin was removed, and the yellow skins opened their mouths, and two fangs were pulled out of their mouths, which seemed to be a finger long, and they gnawed wildly at the concrete floor.
Grandpa said that the weasel's teeth are very powerful, as long as it bites the prey, the sharp teeth can directly penetrate the body of the prey, and the bite force is very strong, basically don't want to break free.
As soon as they gnawed like this, the cement chips flew wildly, and after a while, a layer of cement on the ground was gnawed out.
It is said that rats are masters of burrowing, and today I saw that rats are younger brothers in front of Huangpizi!
After all, no matter how powerful the rat is, it can't penetrate the concrete floor.
Soon an hour passed, and a pit at least three meters deep was dug.
"Good brother, this depth, is it okay?"
"No matter how deep it is, digging out the wet soil layer, it is not suitable for the coffin."
Huang Shang ran to the edge of the pit, leaned over and pouted at me.
Naturally, there was no problem with the depth, so I asked them to put the coffin in, and to be on the safe side, I still pasted a few pieces of rune paper around the coffin.
This rune paper is definitely not good for dealing with powerful ghosts, but it is more than enough to deal with those ordinary ghosts.
Then Xiao Huang Pizi backfilled the soil and leveled the cement floor again, and Huang sprinkled urine on it and told me that it was done.
When all the work was done and the sky was dark, the chickens in the village crowed.
Tonight, the pattern of the greedy wolf star entering the room can be regarded as broken.
I looked at Huang Shang, "Long live Lord, let's talk about it, where are the three souls and seven spirits of my daughter-in-law." ”
It is impossible for me to stay in Wujia Village any longer, and the three souls and seven spirits who are staying here with my daughter-in-law will not come by themselves.
Huang Shang's eyes rolled, and he said to me with a smile, "Of course it's no problem." ”
"You'll have to give me a sip, though."