Chapter 16 Planting flowers in front of the door, having an affair at home

My fingers were bitten by this, and as soon as I grinned in pain, I slapped my left hand and threw it over!

Syllable~

This slap was thrown on the woman's face, which was intended to make her loosen, but not only did she not let go, but she bit harder!

"Hey,!"

"Hooray! Don't eat it, I'm going to bite off my fingers! ”

At this time, Huang Shang was eating roast chicken in my rucksack, and my fingers were bitten so painfully that I felt that if I bit it again, it would break!

But I can't really do anything to this woman, let Huang Shang come out, I should be able to let her relax soon.

"It's coming, it's coming!"

Huang Shang jumped out of my bag, didn't even forget to spit out a chicken bone, and then crawled down my arm to the woman's face.

Burst~

Then, it farted into the woman's mouth!

This fart is called a stinky!

Stink!

And huge hot eyes!

But don't say it, this effect is still a bargain, as soon as the fart on the yellow is released, this woman opens her mouth and relaxes when she is choked!

"Dare to bite my good brother, I will scratch you to death!"

Huang Shang saw that the woman let go of her mouth, and stretched out her claws to scratch the woman's face.

I didn't care about the pain in my hand, so I picked it up!

This woman attacked me because she was evil, and if Huang Shang scratched her face, her family would definitely settle accounts with me!

I don't know if it's because the fart on the yellow is too smelly, this woman is shaking and foaming at the mouth.

"Oops!"

"Young man, thank you, if it weren't for you, our Xiaofeng would not have been stopped!"

"Is there anything wrong with your hand? Let's go to the town's health center right away and take a look at you, we can't leave any injuries behind! ”

"Yes, young man, you don't have any psychological burden, I know my daughter's situation best, and I have to thank you!"

The woman's seven aunts and eight aunts ran over, not only did they not accuse me, but they were grateful to Dade!

To be honest, this situation made me a little confused.

"No, no, you see that my hands are fine, I won't go to the health center."

I waved at them to get out, and staying would only be a delay.

And the place where my hand was bitten really didn't hurt anymore, the wound was almost gone, only a little tooth mark remained.

I was shocked, it seems that my daughter-in-law absorbed this bit of damage!

"Is it really okay?"

"You're Mr. Feng Shui, right? My name is Li Huzi, and this is my daughter Li Xiaofeng. ”

"It's not once or twice that my daughter has been evil, and I have also looked for Mr. Feng Shui, but they don't take less money, and my daughter will still be evil."

"I hope you can save my daughter, drive away the evil in my daughter, I am willing to spend as much as I want!"

A middle-aged man in his fifties knelt down at me as he spoke.

"Hurry up!"

I hurriedly picked up this Li Huzi and sighed, "Carry your daughter to your house first." ”

Li Huzi knelt down for my daughter, and made such a big gift, if I don't accept this job, then I have to give Li Huzi a gift.

"Good, good!"

Li Huzi and his family hurriedly lifted Li Xiaofeng up and rushed home.

I followed them.

"Good brother, in fact, I wanted to tell you just now, let you take this job."

"After all, my brother and sister need yin qi or something, if you don't take it, you have to use your yang qi to support her."

"Now you don't have anything abnormal, but after a long time, you will know that this lack of yang energy is also very harmful to you."

Huang Shang hummed very comfortably in my arms.

I knew that what Huang Shang said was also very reasonable, so he didn't quarrel with it, but asked, "What do you think is going on with this Li Xiaofeng's evil." ”

"Did you notice anything?"

Just now, Huang Shang farted on someone's face, and at such a close distance, he must know something.

"Perverts."

Huang Shang lightly spat out two words.

"Perverts?"

I was stunned, shook my head, and said, "Impossible." ”

"Aren't perverts always in the middle of the night when people are sleeping and drowning, they will wait for the opportunity to suck people's essence?"

"It's only been night for a long time, and this pervert can't help it?"

Perverts, also known as merry ghosts.

Merry ghosts have men and women, and this kind of ghost is extremely greedy before death, so it becomes a merry ghost after death, and when it sucks people's essence, it is in the middle of the night to create spring dreams for men and women in their sleep.

The men and women who have had spring dreams are still a little complacent, and the aftertaste is endless, but they don't know that the essence has been leaked.

There are very few merry ghosts who can do practical actions for people to untie their clothes, and it shows that this merry ghost is very strong.

"You're right, perverts can generally only create spring dreams for men and women in their dreams, as a way to absorb the leaked essence."

"But this is indeed a pervert, I saw the peach blossoms in her eyes, although she has not been insulted by the pervert, but there must be a lot of in-depth communication in dreams."

"If you don't save her, it won't be long before she loses her energy and becomes a walking corpse."

Huang Shang smashed it, smashed it, and sighed.

slapped it on the cheek, "Don't be embarrassed, drill me first." ”

"That fart of yours just now, it really fucking stinks!"

Huang Shang wagged his tail into my bag and said with a smile, "That's for sure!" ”

"But the fart I just let out is just the simplest fart."

"I'll get a chance to show you my best fart!"

I rolled my eyes and didn't take it.

The worst fart, let's leave it to others.

Li Huzi's house is not far from here, and it is a three-story villa, it seems that the Li family is still rich in this town.

It's just that the Li family's feng shui is a bit of a problem!

"Sir, why don't you go in?"

Li Huzi saw that I was standing at the door and didn't go inside, so he turned around and came back to me and asked.

"Who asked you to plant the flowers on both sides of this door?"

There are flowers in front of the door to block the door, and it looks like this scene is prosperous, but only a serious feng shui master can see that this is a peach blossom image.

Balconies, wellheads, these places can't be planted with flowers, and once the flowers bloom, the family will have an affair.

Li Xiaofeng can provoke perverts, and it must have something to do with these flowers in front of the door.

"This flower?"

Li Huzi looked at the flowers in full bloom on both sides of the door, and a smug smile appeared on his face, "This flower is beautiful, right?" ”

"My wife planted it, and she said that she planted flowers at the gate to symbolize happiness."

I shook my head, "You go get a shovel and shovel all these flowers, this thing is useless to plant at the door, it's not good for feng shui." ”

Since it was planted by Li Huzi's wife, it means that her wife has had an affair.

However, this is their Li family's business, and it has nothing to do with me, if you want to save Li Xiaofeng now, then these flowers must be shoveled, otherwise even if you take down the merry ghost, Li Xiaofeng may be able to provoke it later.

Li Huzi is not stupid, when he heard me say this, his brows furrowed, "Could it be that my daughter is evil, what does it have to do with these flowers?" ”

I nodded, "It's still a little bit of a relationship." ”

"Good!"

Li Huzi turned his head and went to get a shovel, and when he came, he shoveled all the flowers.

Then I followed Li Huzi into the courtyard and checked the feng shui pattern of their house, which was basically decent and no major problem.

Now that the problem of feng shui has been ruled out, it is necessary to find the problem from Li Xiaofeng.