"Don't look at me like that, good brother!"

"Your eyes make my hair explode!"

The hair on Huang Shang's body really exploded, and he looked at me tremblingly.

I smiled, "You really have to do this." ”

This merry ghost would come to toss Li Xiaofeng every night, although it was just a toss in a dream, but it made Li Xiaofeng's essence leak.

I rolled Li Xiaofeng's eyelids just now, although I didn't see that she had lost her soul, but through her eyes, I found that her essence was about to be exhausted.

So if there is one or two more tosses, Li Xiaofeng will really be cold.

And the purpose of that merry ghost should be very simple, that is, to toss Li Xiaofeng enough, and then wait for Li Xiaofeng to be cold and take Li Xiaofeng as a ghost wife, or a ghost concubine!

Although I don't know if this merry ghost will act tonight, but I will lure him into action tonight!

However, someone has to replace Li Xiaofeng.

The candidate is Huang Shang!

"Good brother, don't you talk nonsense with me?"

"Where can I do this?"

Huangshang's round head shook like a rattle, "I'm not human, I'm a weasel, you let me pretend to be a human, then I have to ask for a seal, right?" ”

"Now, it's a little difficult!"

I stared into Huang Shang's eyes and didn't speak, just laughed.

This guy certainly wasn't telling me the truth, it definitely has a lot of things hidden.

Grandpa said that the reason why yellow skins are called yellow skins is because their hair is naturally yellow, and the only way to change the color of their hair is to increase the Tao.

Only when the Tao line increases, the fur will turn white, although the yellow looks similar to wearing a small shoulder, but it can already be sealed, so there should be a lot of means.

The reason why it didn't ask for a seal now, according to my guess, must have wanted to wait until all the hair on its body turned white before it opened its mouth to me!

Huang Shang saw that I was just staring at it and didn't speak, his eyes rolled again, and then he said to me, "Do you think this is okay?" ”

"Let Li Xiaofeng's mother replace her, and then let's lure that merry ghost out."

"After all, Li Xiaofeng's mother and Li Xiaofeng should look very similar, and when the time comes, I will use some means to ensure that the merry ghost can't tell the difference!"

Huang Shang's words are quite reasonable, but isn't her mother here now?

"Okay, you go get her mother, I'll tell her."

I said with a smile to Huang Shang.

When Huang Shang heard me say this, it was like a deflated balloon, "How do I know where her mother is." ”

I squinted at Huang Shang, "Isn't that all there is to it?" ”

"It's less than three hours away, you can do it."

Huang Shang scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, and finally gritted his teeth and said, "Okay!" ”

"Then I'll play Li Xiaofeng once!"

"But good brother, you have to give me a hand, you can't let me do it all by myself."

I nodded, "That's nature." ”

Huang Shang jumped on the bed, came to Li Xiaofeng, stretched out his paws and began to touch Li Xiaofeng's face.

Seeing that it was so light and thin Li Xiaofeng, I frowned, and after thinking about it, I still didn't stop it.

Since you want to play Li Xiaofeng, you have to portray her face, right?

This Huang Shang touched Li Xiaofeng's face while muttering some words I didn't understand, and then raised his paw to put it on Li Xiaofeng's chest.

"Ahem!"

I coughed and reminded it not to go too far.

Huang Shang put down his claws a little stupidly, "Good brother, since you want to play Li Xiaofeng, then her face and figure must be similar to me, otherwise she will show flaws when the time comes." ”

"But since you reminded me, good brother, let's ignore this for the time being."

"Have you ever heard of the secret method of painting skin?"

Huang Shangpan sat next to Li Xiaofeng, looked at me triumphantly and asked.

The secret way to draw skin?

I shook my head, "I haven't heard of the secret method of painting skin, but I know it." ”

"There is a painted skin in Liaozhai, and the white bone spirit in Journey to the West seems to be also a painted skin, right? Are these two ways to draw skin? ”

But whether it's Liaozhai or Journey to the West, you have to use human skin, so why doesn't this guy Huang Shang want to use human skin, right?

"I'm telling you, if you want to use human skin, this method can't be used, you have to change it."

With human skin, with whose human skin?

Living or dead?

If I do that, what difference will I have from those warlocks?

Warlocks, people who don't learn Feng Shui!

This is a feng shui master who specializes in evil arts, and he is not on the right path, so I will definitely not use this secret method of painting skin.

"No, no, no, no human skin."

Huang Shang hurriedly waved his hand at me, and the corners of his mouth lifted a touch of disdain, "Using human skin is a multiplication spell, and only those demon cultivators who have no brains can use it." ”

"We, the immortals, use the spells of the Eight Classics."

"In this way, you now let Li Huzi go to the paper shop to make a paper man, and the height and figure of this paper man are made according to Li Xiaofeng's appearance."

"When I get the paper figure, I'll use the secret method of painting skin."

My eyes lit up and I nodded in agreement.

It just so happens that I can also learn a little bit of art from this Huangshang.

I asked Huang Shang to get into the quilt first, and then opened the door to let Li Huzi in.

Tell him what I'm going to do next, and tell him to go to the paper shop in town and make a paper figure now.

Li Huzi did not hesitate at all, and trotted all the way to the paper shop.

"Good brother, when the paper man comes, you need to introduce Li Xiaofeng's soul into the paper man."

"After introducing the living soul, draw a talisman, and then let her living soul return to the body, so that Li Xiaofeng's living soul breath will remain on the paper figure."

"When the time comes, I will get in, and with a little trick, I can pretend to be Li Xiaofeng."

Huang Shang got out of the quilt and touched his nose proudly, "How about it, this method is good, right?" ”

I nodded, it's a good idea!

Sure enough, the immortal family is the immortal family, even if Huang Shang is strictly speaking just a wild immortal now, but few people in the feng shui circle have done it.

"This time the bitter lord gave eighty-eight thousand?"

"Good brother, you see, I'm also a participant in this matter, so when the time comes, I'll score half of the money, no problem, right?"

Huang Shang was serious for a minute, and then he hit the idea of this reward.

"No way!"

I looked at Huang Shang coldly, "Give you half, what can you do?" Can you put it on your body, or can you just go to someone's store and buy something? ”

"What do you want, do you have to buy it for you when you come back?"

"I can't give you this money."

, money naturally can't be given to it, this is the first pot of gold I made after I came out of the mountain!

"That's fine!"

"When I come back, I want to eat roast chicken! Roast duck! Roast goose! ”

"I still have to drink, drink good wine, what, Moutai Wuliangye!"

Huang Shang protested to me.

"It's no problem to eat, Moutai Wuliangye doesn't have it, there are only two pots, Lao Baigan!"

"If you want to drink, drink it, if you don't drink it, pull it down!"

I still want to drink Moutai and Wuliangye, how many bottles can I buy for the 80,000?

"Okay, okay, as long as you don't give me a whole hug."

Huang Shang said to me helplessly.

After a while, Li Huzi rushed back with the paper man.

Except for the face, the rest of this paper figure is very similar to Li Xiaofeng!

Especially the chest, bulging, looking at the yellow drool!

I asked Li Huzi to tell me Li Xiaofeng's birthday, and the next step is to prepare the secret method of painting skin!