778, Tesla, are you ready to be targeted?
Tesla Daxia's official Weibo.
Tesla has always been the world's leading manufacturer of electric vehicles
So far, Tesla in the world, both in terms of sales and the number of patents, as well as the core endurance of electric vehicles, assisted driving, etc., are leading the world.
After our MOD3 entered the Great Xia, it directly became the No. 1 sales volume in the electric vehicle category.
The battery life is also the best in its class of electric vehicles]
Luo Feng looked at Tesla's official Weibo.
The level of presentation is still very high.
There is no disparagement of graphene on the surface.
However, among various information, it has been revealed that Tesla is not optimistic about graphene batteries.
There is a feeling of cursing without dirty.
Luo Feng cut back to the three groups.
"This Tesla does have something, but have they forgotten that they also have a whole bunch of problems?"
"Brothers, do you want to see a lot of fun?"
Chen Dali: The small bench has been moved!
Lin Xiaoyun: Melon seeds and peanuts have been bought!
Li Bokai: Sit back and wait for the show?
Luo Feng: Wait a minute, I'm going to do it first!
Luo Feng immediately opened the management group of Blue Future Company.
At present, Li Zhiquan, a graphene expert, is responsible for operations, Su Ya is responsible for arranging personnel and assisting management, and the official security investigation bureau is responsible for security work.
Luo Feng: Who manages our official Weibo?
Su Ya: ?
Luo Feng: Could it be that you are in charge?
Su Ya: Our Blue Future's official Weibo has been registered, but after registration, it has been in a state of hang-up.
Luo Feng: Tell me the account number and password, and I'll make fun of Tesla!
Su Ya: ?
Luo Feng immediately sent a Weibo link sent by Tesla to Su Ya.
Su Ya quickly read the link before replying to the message in the group.
Su Ya: This Tesla's copywriting is a bit level!
Su Ya: I'll send you the password and account number right away!
A minute or so.
Luo Feng received the account number and password from Su Ya.
Su Ya: "Do you want me to help?" β
Luo Feng: I'm sorry, but get to know me again, Master Luo, a master of yin and yang!
Yin-Yang Literature?
I'm sorry, Luo Feng really doesn't need help.
Su Ya: ?
Luo Feng: The Sword Master said, watch it and study hard.
Luo Feng didn't say much.
Directly logged in to the official Weibo of Blue Future.
After thinking about it for a while, he immediately started the operation.
[Blue Future @ Tesla:
Your autopilot is simply fake.
Your yin and yang weird copywriting just now is actually just a hint that our graphene is immature]
When Luo Feng dismissed Weibo.
All of a sudden, the attention of these two companies became hot on the Internet.
The attention exceeded the 100,000 mark.
Tesla also replied as soon as possible.
[Tesla Weibo @ Blue Future: Correct, we call it an assisted driving system. γ
Luo Feng saw the other party's reply, and immediately began to tease.
[Blue Future:
I don't read much, please don't lie to me, do you have fans who are better at English.
Ask for a translation.
autopli5.1otοΌ
Is this what driver assistance systems mean?
I translated it myself with a translator, and it seems to mean autopilot? γ
Luo Feng's reply immediately aroused a large number of netizens' onlookers and enthusiasm.
After all, such a straightforward official blog.
It's really rare.
And this company is so strong, so skinny?
Tesla also began to reply:
[It's still necessary to strengthen learning!]
autopli5.1ot is just one of our nomenclatures.
The real meaning is the driver assistance system.
We at Tesla specifically explained in AutoPLI 5.1OT that when using this function, it is still necessary to maintain concentration.
Do you understand? γ
Blue Future:
[Your boss is bragging!
In 2019, you said that autonomous driving will be achieved within the year?
What year is it? What time is it?
Can I sleep in the car when I buy a Tesla? γ
Tesla did tout such a thing back then.
But the result?
Obviously, the stock went up like crazy and then it came true?
Not really!
The rebuttals and ridicules on both sides have also attracted the comments of many netizens!
"This blue future official blog is very good, the knife is bloody, and every word is heart-wrenching!"
"But why do I feel so happy?"
"Thank you big brother for hammering Tesla, can I ask if big brother can still hammer the three-pronged star, and there are still four circles?"
γDing! Random Quests! γ
[Three dozen white bone spirits, no, three dozen Tesla! ] γ
[Please continue to target Tesla!] γ
[Reward: It will be calculated together according to the degree of targeting of the host and the degree of heated discussion among netizens!] γ
Three dozen white bone spirits?
The system is a bit skinny.
In the face of such a task, where can Luo Feng endure it?
But soon, Luo Feng received Su Ya's message.
"You won, Tesla admits defeat, sure enough, Yin and Yang literature, you are still good at it! They chose to play dead! β
Luo Feng: ????
Luo Feng: Do you think Tesla will admit defeat and I will stop?
Luo Feng: I'll teach them and let them know the insidiousness of this world!
Luo Feng immediately sent a message in the group of the three brothers in the capital.
Luo Feng: Let's continue to see how I make fun of Tesla.
[Blue Future Official Weibo:
@ηΉζ―ζ:
Since you don't want to talk about autopilot systems.
So let's talk about batteries!
That's right, it's the problem of spontaneous combustion of batteries! γ
This topic can be described as another killer move.
Tesla's spontaneous combustion incidents can be described as endless.
But the strange thing is that such a thing, if it were a domestic electric vehicle, would have become a big thing and a big thing.
But what about them?
Like the wind blowing?
Thus forming a kind of domestic battery in Daxia is garbage?
But is that actually the case?
Tesla's electric vehicles also have a lot of problems, and the problem of spontaneous combustion is that there are too many events around the world.
But no one pays attention to it, and many people still favor Tesla.
I have to say, Tesla's PR? Did you learn from Honda?
The level of PR is very strong.
Actually, the problem is the same as that of Honda.
This is a roast duck, a very fat roast duck.
There are too many people around.
community of interests, so there are a lot of people to help.
Lin Xiaoyun: Speaking of the battery, it seems that it is starting to pretend to be dead again?
Chen Dali: I can't talk about it anymore!
Luo Feng: Do you think you want to play dead? I'm going to let them go? Sorry, I'm a carrion-eating vulture!
Chen Dali: So, playing dead is ineffective?
[Blue Future:
@ηΉζ―ζ:
Excuse me, are you there?
Dropped?
I want to buy a Tesla, but I'm worried about spontaneous combustion, is there any good way to avoid it? γ
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