Chapter 82: Your old lady is really capable

Swish!

Swish!

Originally, I thought that these two dogs wanted to separate the thousand locks on my body with two corpse ropes, which was a bit of a joke.

Who knew that the corpse rope they threw over actually appeared two nooses at once!

In other words, there are now four nooses on my body!

Moreover, it hit the wrists of both of my arms and the ankles of my two arms very accurately!

Originally, I thought that as long as he put it on, I would cut it with a long sword, but as soon as the corpse rope was put on, these two guys suddenly pulled to both sides, and forced me to make a split!

If it weren't for my buddy's hard work under the teaching of my grandfather when I was a child, I felt like I could break my thighs!

These two dog things, the strength is really fucking big!

I tried to stand up, but my hands and legs were pulled and I couldn't exert any strength.

I thought that those four bronze corpses would take advantage of this time to attack me, but I didn't expect them to come directly behind Feng Nantian and Yunfei Mountain, and grabbing the rope was a vigorous pull!

This feeling is basically no different from the five-horse split, as long as I put a rope on my head, it will be a proper five-horse split!

Even though I am covered by a thousand machine locks, this kind of incomparably great strength still makes me feel a touch of shock!

"You think you can't pick your skin, do you?"

"As long as I slaughter you, I can naturally peel your skin!"

Feng Nantian's face is ugly, and he is even more crooked at me at this moment!

Fuck, just the way he looks, I want to kill this bastard with a sword!

Bang!

Bang!

As soon as Feng Nantian's words fell, more than a dozen iron corpses slammed into my body crazily!

Even if the flesh on their bodies turns outward, as long as they can't die, they won't stop!

But fortunately, no matter how strong Feng Nantian was, my Thousand Machine Lock did not move at all, and it was precisely because of this that I was saved from being dismembered.

Feng Nantian and Yun Feishan glanced at each other, handed the rope to the bronze corpse, and came to me slowly.

As they arrived, the dozen or so iron corpses stopped and stood by staring at me with blood-red eyes.

"Brother Yun, do you think there is a problem with the color of the armor this guy is wearing?"

Feng Nantian flicked the spikes on my body with his fingers, "It is said that this guy took down a black box in the auction house before, and basically no one knows what the origin of the box is. ”

"Could it be that he got such armor from inside because he opened the box?"

Yun Feishan nodded and replied, "It should be like this, if he had this armor in the Zhang family that night, he would have taken it out a long time ago, where would he wait until now?" ”

"However, although this armor is quite strange, it is not a difficult thing for Brother Feng, right?"

"It's just a bit of a shame for this armor."

These two dogs are completely treating me like a dead person, right?

Just discussing how to destroy my armor in front of me, either they are very confident, if they really don't know that this armor is a thousand machine locks!

"That's nature."

Feng Nantian took out a black bottle from his bag, and I didn't know what it contained, but as soon as I took it out, an unusually fishy smell rushed straight to my nostrils!

"Boy, do you know what's in this bottle?"

Feng Nantian put the bottle under his nose and sniffed it deeply, then closed his eyes and was very intoxicated and enjoyed, and then opened his eyes and asked me triumphantly.

"Could this be your old lady's Kwai water?"

"It's really hard for you, it's hard for you to take it with you for so long, it's hard for your wife, your wife is at least seventy or eighty years old, right?"

"Seventy or eighty years old can still come to Kwai Shui, your old lady is so capable!"

I shot back with a cold smile.

I've never smelled this fishy smell before, and it's naturally mixed with the smell of blood, so I immediately thought of Aoi water.

Women's sunflower water belongs to the evil thing, mainly because the smell is too high, so the ghost does not dare to approach, and if it is contaminated a little, it will also cause some damage to the body of the ghost.

But a woman's monthly sunflower water is so little, and it is not very realistic to want to collect this thing, so in ancient times, the sunflower water belt became a fragrant bait for some evil people, and a serious feng shui master would not use this thing.

After all, if this sunflower water is contaminated with the magic weapon, it will be dirty, and the magic weapon will not be used directly, so the righteous feng shui master will only avoid it.

When Feng Nantian heard me scolding his wife, his face suddenly changed wildly, staring at me deadly, and he wanted to slap me to death!

But I'm covered in spikes now, and he's just going to stop there.

"Boy, I didn't expect you to be quite sharp-toothed."

"Besides, there is something smart about the dog's nose."

Feng Nantian's face finally regained a little calm, and he looked at me coldly, "There is indeed a woman's sunflower water in this, and there are some other things mixed in. ”

"But, I won't tell you what it is."

"But this sunflower water is naturally not an ordinary woman's sunflower water, but a woman's sunflower water when the moon is cloudy and cloudy in the seventy-seven and forty-nine lunar years."

"Plus, it's made of a woman's sunflower water for seven seven and forty-nine yang years, the moon, and the sun!"

"So no matter what kind of magic weapon you have, you can only contaminate a little, and it will be invalid immediately!"

"Boy, can Lao Tzu pick your skin this time?"

Speaking of this, Feng Nantian's face once again showed a smug smile.

I frowned, and my heart was secretly anxious.

The bottle of this dog thing is actually a blood medicine made from the sunflower water of ninety-eight women!

If this thing is splashed on me, not to mention whether the thousand machine lock can resist that medicinal property, just disgusting can disgust me to death!

The point is, the dog thing in Feng Nantian just now was still very intoxicated and smelled, this fucking, doesn't it feel fishy at all?

"Pick my skin, your bottle of blood medicine is far from it."

"If you want to, take a sip first and see if the medicinal properties of the blood medicine are enough and whether it has expired."

Although I was anxious, I replied quietly and sarcastically on the surface.

The more calm you are, the more confused your enemies will be!

"Hahahaha~"

"This kid's mouth is too bad!"

"Brother Feng, don't be too angry."

Yun Feishan, this guy, couldn't help but laugh out loud when he heard me replying to Feng Nantian.

Feng Nantian's face was ugly to death, and his hand shook and he almost threw all the blood medicine in the bottle on me.

Crash~

He took out two pieces of talisman paper, then took out a talisman pen, stained it with the already black blood medicine, and drew a talisman on it.

"Boy, if you just splash this blood medicine on you, although it will have an effect, it will not work as I want."

"Do you know what these two runes are?"

After speaking, Feng Nantian picked up the drawn rune paper and displayed it in front of me and said.

"Your wife should know, right?"

"Anyway, I don't know, this painting is the same as a turtle crawling."

I lingered on the rune paper for a moment, sneering.

There are so many feng shui secret techniques, and there are also many corresponding rune papers.

Although some runes can be used universally, they are limited to some Feng Shui secret techniques that are similar, or not too different.

But I really haven't seen these two rune papers in front of me.

"Tut-tut, now make your mouth hard, and your mouth won't be hard in a while."

"This is the armor remover talisman, which was originally used not very often, but it is very suitable for today's occasion!"

Feng Nantian smiled and crooked his mouth, and pasted it towards my body!