Chapter 101: Vulgar Jokes
During dinner, Cukin, as the family's sole breadwinner and adult male, was sitting at the head of the long table and eating with his family.
His wife sat beside him, and not far away were two daughters and a son, the eldest of whom was only 16 years old, which was the time of hormone production.
Everyone silently lowered their heads and pulled the hummus on their plates, listened to the sound on the TV, and did not say a word.
Tomorrow, dinner time is the best time for the family to strengthen their relationship, but there is no warm atmosphere in Kukin's house at all, but there is an eerie silence around everyone.
Kukin put down his glass, touched his red rosacea, and said sternly as he chewed his bread: "Who spilled the ketchup in the kitchen today?" ”
The children stopped the spoons in their hands and looked at each other with blank and uneasy expressions.
"Don't you say? I won't do anything to you if you say it yourself. Kujin poured himself another glass of wine, looking like a loving father, but the children secretly tightened their spoons, looking very nervous.
"Well, it seems that no one wants to say, if I find out......" Kukin didn't say the result, but everyone looked at the belt hanging from the wall.
Kujin turned his neck and wiped his mouth with a napkin: "Still no one says, then I'll ask one by one, Laffer......"
"Poof!" Suddenly, a fart interrupted him.
"Damn! Who is it! Kukin frowned, and Raffe, the youngest child, immediately shook his head: "Father, it's not my fart!" ”
"That's ......"
"It's not us, either!" The other two children also hurriedly shook their heads.
Kujin could only look at his wife: "I didn't expect you to be quite arrogant......"
"Fart, Kukin, it's not me! Let's put it for myself! Unexpectedly, his wife also retorted.
Kujin said irritably: "Fuck off, of course not!" ”
"Poof!" Suddenly, the voice sounded again, and several people heard the source clearly this time, and at the same time turned their heads to look, only to find that the fart sound was coming from the TV!
It turned out that the TV was showing an advertisement for Heinz ketchup, and just like Cunjin and the others, a father in a red sweater was sitting at the head of the long table, squeezing ketchup in his hand.
The fart sound came from the ketchup bottle.
"Poof!" The voice was straightforward and immediately elicited a reaction from the family in the advertisement.
"Hahahaha!" Everyone laughed.
The father spread his hands: "It's not me, it's a ketchup bottle." ”
"Are you sure? Dad? Hahaha! The daughter was skeptical, and his wife laughed along.
"Of course I'm sure, because I don't fart at family dinners." My father explained in a serious way: "I'm not that kind of person. ”
"Yes, Dad, we all know that." The son nodded, but then there was a narrator and a picture of everyone laughing behind their backs to debunk it all.
"They say they believe you, but you know what they think, and it makes every house gathering feel like hell."
The man sat alone on the couch with a depressed face.
In the next second, the narrator changed his words: "But not now, I will introduce you to Heinz 'Relaxation'." It's still your favorite ketchup, and it doesn't make any weird noises. ”
"Now when you squeeze the bottle, it just lets out a sigh of relaxation. This year's gathering, things will be very different. ”
After the narration ends, the scene cuts to the following year, this time the father is wearing a yellow sweater and sitting in the same position as last year, still holding ketchup in his hand.
The relatives and children around are talking happily,
It's just that when he pinched the ketchup bottle hard and squeezed it out, a woman's comfortable moan suddenly came into everyone's ears, and everyone's movements and expressions stopped eating.
"What a sound!" The daughter's face was full of questions.
"That's just the soothing sound of the Heinz Relaxation." Father smugly repeated the squeeze a few times.
The woman's moans kept coming from the bottle. Stunned everyone for a moment.
"It sounds like ......," a relative frowned.
But my father answered, "Sigh of relaxation, I know." ”
He then placed more Heinz sauce bottles on the table, and with each squeeze of the bottle, a different moan came from it.
Mixed with men and women, it is both embarrassing and funny to hear.
After listening, the son said, "Mom, can I leave for a while?" ”
"Of course."
As soon as the mother finished speaking, she saw her son get up with a bottle of ketchup, and hurriedly asked, "Wait, what are you doing with that thing?" ”
The son looked down at ketchup: "My room? ”
"Nope! Put it down! The mother screamed to stop her child from going down the path of wasting toilet paper.
But his father was appreciative: "My boy likes ketchup, just like his father." ”
The canned laughter rang out at the right time, accompanied by Kukin's laughter.
"Hahahaha!" Kujin smiled like a two-hundred-pound child, still holding ketchup in his hand and squeezing: "It's funny, how can Heinz's ketchup make such a sound...... I'm going to have to buy a few bottles tomorrow to try. ”
"Hahaha......" Several children also laughed, especially the youngest son Laver laughed the most.
"Do you like ketchup? Laffer? Kukin asked with a smile.
"Of course, Dad." Raffe nodded quickly.
"My boy loves ketchup, just like his dad! Hahaha! Kukin seemed to have forgotten the question, and his mind was full of the groans of ketchup bottles.
And there are many similar to this one, although this advertisement is quite vulgar, but I have to admit that it is very down-to-earth, good-looking and easy to understand.
Everyone who watches will have the expectation of Heinz's ketchup bottle, and maybe it will actually let out a "sigh of relaxation".
So in the next few days, the sales of Heinz's various sauces increased sharply, and Henry couldn't close his mouth when he watched the rising data every day, and even discussed the feasibility of developing this kind of relaxed bottle with the senior management at the meeting.
At the same time, the growth rate of sauce sales of the rival De's slowed down all of a sudden, and was surpassed by Heinz.
Because of this advertisement, the name of Supreme Creativity has become more and more famous in the industry, and many customers have taken the initiative to ask to discuss cooperation.
But Donde's focus is not on the company's side now, he buys a lot of newspapers at home and is reading various interviews in Hollywood.
In the past few days, the bullying incident of the crew of "Chicago" has changed from Dieng's unilateral accusation to a confrontation between the positive and negative sides.
A member of the props crew refuted Dieng's statement in a magazine: "In fact, Dieng left because he was obstructing the normal progress of the filming, and we did not bully him, nor did we verbally abuse him. ”
Photographer assistant Fimos also told the newspaper: "We shoot on film, and everybody knows how expensive film is, and the cost of film is increasing by the minute. But Dieng took a lot of waste shots. And in the face of the assistant director Tang's point, he has been quibbling, until we see the finished film, he admitted his mistake! Such photographers should be resisted by the entire industry. ”
And producer Beltt also said in an interview with reporters: "In fact, we did not fire Dieng, he chose to leave, he violated the contract we agreed on, and we will go to court to sue him." ”
As soon as these remarks came out, the wind of discussion immediately improved, and although ordinary readers were discussing whether the crew's behavior was in line with verbal violence and bullying, major film companies said that they would blacklist Dieng.
A photographer who has not done his job well, but wants to launch a newspaper crusade against the crew, no one will need.
When Dieng sent several resumes in a row and did not hear back, he also realized the situation he was facing, so he began to read the newspaper more frequently.
The words are all about "Chicago".
"They ruined this classic play, it's unsightly!"
"From directing to cinematography, I don't have much artistic talent, just mediocrity."
"Assistant director Tang has no experience at all, and treats the crew members badly."
"The lens design is not aesthetically pleasing, and the choreography design is quite perfunctory, so don't buy a ticket to see it."
I have to say that many people do love to watch these declining news, which caused Dieng to make a lot of money by being interviewed during this time, and it became more and more rampant.
Even if Pente has appealed, Dion is not afraid to face a trial.
This can make director Rob angry enough, "Chicago" is his brainchild, he spent too many days and nights to design those dances and cameras, he did not allow anyone to dictate to him.
So one weekend, he finally couldn't bear to say his thoughts to the reporter's interview pen: "Chicago will be recorded in the history of musical and dance films, and I am extremely confident that this film will win the Oscars." In addition, the crew and crew are also very good, they are the best talents in Hollywood! ”
His original intention was just to boost the audience's confidence, but in the eyes of those media who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, this is a cannon to the outside world, which is in their arms.
So the reports that followed a few days were all about director Rob's rhetoric.
"Rob Marshall declares that the Oscar of the year will go to Chicago."
"Rob Marshall thinks 'Chicago' will be the biggest Oscar winner."
"The director of 'Chicago' has called the film a 'historical monument of musical and dance films.'"
"Chicago is comparable to Singin' in the Rain? The director is full of confidence! ”
Clearly, journalism never disappoints when it comes to distorting semantics. Of course, in addition to these outrageous and outrageous media, there are also many normal media, but their general opinion of "Chicago" is also more inclined to belittle and belittle.
"The "Chicago" movie is afraid to become a money-making work, and the former photographer revealed that the aesthetics are poor."
"Shoddy, well-made, the mystery of Chicago is still waiting to be revealed."
"If 'Chicago' becomes a bad movie, fans of the show say that they will use radical measures against the crew."
When Tang De saw the last one, he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, the United States is really simple and simple, and it is unreasonable to use physics.
However, he also sensed from such a large number of interviews that someone seemed to be contributing to the trouble, after all, black and red are also red, and maybe Miramax's top management wanted to use this to expand the fame of the movie.
Thinking about the founder of Miramax, Harvey Weinstein, Don De sighed twice, and I don't think it's any strange.
However, even the hype continues, and Dieng's small action ends there, as major media outlets have set their sights on another, even more gimmicky news, in which a black actor claims to have been subjected to racial discrimination.
The newspaper space of the past few days has been given to the actor, and Dieng has fallen out of favor.
Donde put down the newspaper and gathered his clothes to go to the party that Richard had invited him to.
Richard told him that he had to attend the party, and that the custody would be an eye-opener for him, and he wanted to know what the party was all about.
(End of chapter)