Chapter 4 Hold the Son of Heaven hostage to order the princes
"Humph!"
"What's so funny!?"
"I'm called poor and strong, and I don't fall into the ambition of the clouds!"
Seeing Xiao Hanyi laughing at himself and smiling like a flowery smile, Li Jianyi just opened his mouth and came.
"Slightly...... It's just funny......" Xiao Hanyi playfully stuck out his little tongue.
Then, taking Li Jianyi's arm, he walked towards the outside of the cave: "Yiyi, shall we go out to play shuttlecock?" β
"I refuse!"
"Woman, you're challenging the bottom line of a kendo genius!"
"I'm Li Jian, playing with a sword!"
Li Jian was like a rock, letting Xiao Hanyi drag his arm, motionless.
"One by one, motionless is the eighth king, do you know?"
Seeing Li Jianyi, who was immovable, Xiao Hanyi panted breathlessly, and he was cute.
"Stand like a clock, sit like a pine! Which king can do it!? β
Li Jianyi had a little sugar man in his mouth, and he questioned vaguely.
"I don't care! One by one, you promised me just now, play with me obediently!
How can a manly man not be able to speak? β
Xiao Hanyi was so angry that he stepped forward again and hugged Li Jianyi's arm, trying to pull Li Jianyi out of the cave.
however
Li Jianyi said with a serious face: "What words don't count?"
I've only heard that the eldest husband was born in heaven and earth, how can he be depressed and live under people for a long time?! β
"Ah~ I don't care~ One by one, you're almost done eating the little candy man, you want to play with me!
Otherwise, I'll go and make a plea with the outside! Sue your father and mother! β
Xiao Hanyi couldn't talk about Li Jianyi, and he couldn't push Li Jianyi, so he directly coerced his grandfather, father, and mother to order Jianyi.
"Go ahead, I'm Li Jian, I'm not afraid of being hard when I'm soft!"
Li Jianyi was not afraid.
After Xiao Hanyi heard this, his dark and bright eyes suddenly bloomed with a touch of brilliance.
directly changed the previous dragging, coerced the Son of Heaven to order the princes, and transformed into a gentle and considerate sister-in-law, with a pair of slender jade hands, holding Li Jianyi's waist.
Immediately afterwards, the whole person was even more attached to Li Jianyi's chest, and he exhaled coquettishly: "Brother Yiyi, good brother, can you play with the winter clothes for a while?" β
Li Jianyi: "ββ½β"
Ok, good, good!
Forget it if you tempt me and bewitch me in front of you! And now you're seducing me again?!
Do you really think that I, Li Jianyi, can you easily be seduced?!
Li Jianyi looked at the little jasper, the little cold clothes clinging to his arms, turned a blind eye, closed his eyes, and recited: "Color is emptiness, emptiness is color!"
Color is emptiness, emptiness is color!
Color is emptiness......"
Xiaohanyi: "(β―Β°ΠΒ°)β― β»ββ»"
Good for you one by one! You don't eat hard and soft, do you?!
Then I'll be soft and hard together, how should you deal with it one by one?!
Xiao Hanyi, who lifted the table directly, thoughtfully hugged Li Jianyi's waist, and pinched Li Jianyi's waist fiercely with a pair of slender hands.
Then he looked at Li Jianyi with the most gentle, considerate, and harmless eyes: "Yiyi, don't you really play with Hanyi?" β
"Hissββ!"
"Hanyi, don't pinch my waist!"
As soon as Li Jian felt that the waist meat was twisted into various shapes, he almost spit out the little sugar man in his small mouth without pain.
"Then good brother, are you willing to play with Hanyi?" Xiao Hanyi raised his little head, squinted his eyes and smiled, but the movements in his hands became more frequent.
"Huhuhuhuββ!"
As Xiao Hanyi's movements became more and more ruthless, Li Jian exhaled in pain!
ultimately
Under the combination of soft and hard in Xiao Hanyi, Li Jianyi had to give in and said: "Okay, I'll play with you, don't pinch my waist in cold clothes!" β
"Hehe, this is a good baby!"
Xiao Hanyi smiled happily, holding Li Jianyi's little hand, and no longer made small movements.
however
It was at this time that Lei Meng, who had been ruthlessly educated by King Li Su, came to the outside of the cave.
When he saw his little padded jacket, holding Li Jianyi's waist so ambiguously, his eyes were like copper bells!
"Stop, stop!"
"You are not allowed to move!"
At this moment, he has already eaten the vinegar of the little cotton jacket, and Lei Mengzhi, who has eaten the vinegar jar overturned, is already a little angry.
Hurriedly walked to Li Jianyi and Xiao Hanyi, who were really hugging each other motionless, and Lei Meng killed the two of them.
Then, he said to the two of them seriously: "Winter clothes, what kind of body does it become for lonely men and widows to hug each other?!" β
"Also, little sword idiot, you are your Aunt Li's junior brother! That is, the uncle of Xiao Hanyi!
Don't you know how to avoid suspicion when you're an older person?
You are an uncle and nephew! How can they hug each other so ambiguously?! β
"Well, Uncle Lei is right!"
Li Jian listened to Lei Meng's education and nodded seriously.
Then, he looked at Xiao Hanyi on the side and said, "Hanyi, listen to Uncle Lei's words, Uncle Shi, I'm going to practice swords!" You and Uncle Lei should also leave! β
Xiao Hanyi: "??? β
"No, you agreed to play with me! Don't go back! Xiao Hanyi was in a hurry, and she finally coaxed Li Jianyi to play with her.
As a result, her silly and stupid dad directly ruined her good deeds?!
Thinking of this, Xiao Hanyi is more and more angry the more he thinks about it!
Directly pushing Lei Mengzhi is to go outside the cave: "Daddy, you go!" I'm going to play with one by one! β
"What to play!? You are confused in winter clothes! Little sword idiot, he's your uncle! β
was killed by Lei Meng, who was pushed out of the cave, and the vinegar was even more full.
This little padded jacket is willing to play with Li Jianyi, who hasn't seen him a few times in a year, and he doesn't want to let him, as a father, play with her!?
"Humph! Daddy, you're confused! Xiao Hanyi muttered dissatisfiedly.
"Daddy is not confused! Daddy is thinking about you for the winter clothes! You can't be kidnapped at such a young age! Daddy, I haven't spoiled enough! Lei Meng's face was worried.
"Don't want daddy to pet you!
Daddy, if you dare to spoil my good deeds, I will let Uncle Yiyi call you father-in-law in two years! Xiao Hanyi saw that Lei Mengyi didn't leave, and directly coerced Li Jianyi to order Lei Mengyi to kill.
And after Lei Mengshu heard the word "father-in-law", his body was as if he had been struck by lightning, and he silently clenched his fists.
Originally, he wanted to take Xiao Hanyi away with the toughest attitude, but the picture of Li Jianyi calling him "father-in-law" suddenly appeared in his mind!
In an instant, he was sober in the world!
"Okay, okay, Daddy, I'll go, don't let the little sword idiot call Daddy and Father-in-law!
Daddy is timid and can't stand such stimulation! Lei Meng was scared, and directly retreated in a hurry, while admonishing seriously.
"Got it, got it! Daddy, you talk a lot! Xiao Hanyi's nose wrinkled slightly, looking cute.
After Lei Mengshou was driven away by her, she walked into the cave again with great anticipation.
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