Chapter 140: Get up in the middle of the night and shave
"Don't!"
In Lin Feng's expectation, Qi Yao spit out these two words from his mouth.
Lin Feng looked at Qi Yao with a resentful expression.
Qi Yao felt that Lin Feng had formally proposed it, so it was not good to refuse like this.
So he said softly: "The year after tomorrow will be fine." ”
"Okay!"
Lin Feng said helplessly.
……
At night, the family sat on the balcony eating mooncakes and admiring the moon.
Qi Zhengwei also burned paper money on the balcony, muttering to himself that he didn't know what he was talking about.
Everyone sat together and chatted.
Talking about today's economic situation, work, etc.
At the end of a topic, Shu Xiaohui called Qi Lei downstairs.
"Mom, what are you doing? God mysterious. ”
Qi Lei asked curiously.
Shu Xiaohui glanced upstairs and whispered, "You go catch some cockroaches, the more the better." ”
Qi Lei's eyes widened, "Mom, what are you doing here?" ”
"Scare your sister!"
Shu Xiaohui said.
Qi Lei hurriedly clasped his hands together and said, "Mom, for the sake of me Ning Ning at home, your second elder will save me some face!" I don't want to be beaten up by you anymore. ”
Shu Xiaohui slapped Qi Lei and said, "I don't want to beat you, I want Lin Feng to know about your sister's illness." If he can't accept it, it's better to divide it early. ”
Qi Lei frowned: "My sister hasn't been sick for a long time, is it appropriate to do this?" ”
Shu Xiaohui analyzed: "Your sister still has a long time in her life!" There is always a chance to see many, many cockroaches in one go.
If Lin Feng doesn't know about this, if they are together in the future, your sister suddenly becomes ill, it will be difficult to do. ”
"That scares people to death, right?"
Qi Lei was terrified.
"No, let's see! Just go! ”
Shu Xiaohui slapped her son again.
Qi Lei nodded aggrievedly.
He first went upstairs and changed into an old dress.
Then he took a bottle and put a little banana and honey in it.
Then I got to the back of the villa near the sewer in the dark.
After putting the bottle down, he waited on the side.
The number of cockroaches in the sewers is the most.
After a while, more than a dozen climbed out and ran to the bottle to nibble on bananas.
Qi Lei seized the opportunity and caught more than a dozen in one go.
Then I used the same method, and caught more than 30 animals in just over an hour.
After dinner.
Qi Lei appeared in front of Qi Yao with his hands behind his back.
"Sister, I'll give you a gift!"
As he spoke, he handed Qi Yao a small box containing toys.
"What is it?"
After Qi Yao took the box, he asked lightly.
Then the box was opened.
As soon as the box was opened, more than thirty cockroaches inside rushed out.
Some also fluttered their wings and flew to Qi Yao's face.
"Ah~"
A scream came from Qi Yao's mouth.
Immediately after, she rolled her eyes and went limp.
Qi Lei hurriedly hugged Qi Yao and said loudly: "Dad, Mom, sister is scared." ”
As soon as the words fell, Lin Feng was the first to rush out.
Taking Qi Yao from Qi Lei's hand, Lin Feng looked at Qi Lei with a frown.
At this time, there were several cockroaches crawling on the ground.
Looking at the box on the ground again, you know that it was a prank made by Qi Lei.
Qi Zhengwei and Shu Xiaohui rushed over with feather dusters and belts at this time.
When Qi Lei saw it, he squatted on the ground and held his head and shouted, "Did you say that you wouldn't fight?" ”
Qi Zhengwei and Shu Xiaohui glanced at each other, and when they saw Deng Ning also coming, they put down the 'weapon' in their hands.
Shu Xiaohui frowned and said, "You know how to scare your sister, next time I will beat you to death like this." ”
After speaking, he pulled Qi Zhengwei and left.
Lin Feng carried the frightened Qi Yao into the bedroom.
It wasn't until nine o'clock in the evening that Qi Yao woke up.
Her face was a little pale, and her body was still trembling slightly.
His eyes were full of fear.
This was the first time Lin Feng saw Qi Yao and was the most frightened.
"Don't be afraid of Yaoyao, I'm here!"
Lin Feng picked up Qi Yao and comforted him in his arms.
Qi Yao crouched on Lin Feng's chest and gradually calmed down.
The door was ajar.
Three heads leaned on the crack in the door and looked in.
Lin Feng glanced at the door, and the three of them quickly retracted their heads.
Qi Zhengwei, Shu Xiaohui, and Qi Lei came downstairs.
"Boy, I told you to catch cockroaches, I didn't let you catch so much."
"Yes! 10 ...... No, five is enough, you see what you scared your sister into. ”
The two blamed Qi Lei.
Qi Lei felt more wronged than Dou E, and looked at Shu Xiaohui with an aggrieved face, thinking that didn't you tell me to catch cockroaches, the more you catch, the better?
Now it's okay, after scaring my sister, it's my head to blame.
When Shu Xiaohui saw her son's grievances, she suddenly felt that something was too much, so she said, "Okay, okay!" It's getting late, go to bed! ”
……
After Lin Feng took a bath, he lay on the bed and looked at his phone.
It was half past nine.
Daqi Media's 'Daqi Ceremony' has come to an end.
However, Lin Feng still saw familiar people.
The live video switches to Liang Shishi from time to time.
Liang Shishi, dressed in a black evening dress, sat in the front, smiling.
's temperament is more fanny than that of popular female stars.
Standing on the stage and presiding over it was actually Zhu Li.
Julie was dressed in a red cheongsam...... It's too high, too!
Seeing Zhu Li's dress, Lin Feng couldn't help frowning.
Wen Keke was better, wearing a white dress and a pair of high heels, which was much more conservative than Julie.
However, compared to Zhu Li's mouth and the casual laughter of the stars on stage, Wen Keke was a little silent.
Applause rang out.
Then the lights on the stage dimmed.
Then a beautiful sound sounded.
A little girl of five or six years old dressed in a period costume appeared on the stage, waving her long sleeves and dancing.
The audience immediately burst into warm applause.
Lin Feng fixed his eyes and saw that it was Song Jiaren who was dancing on the stage.
And it was Han Xiang who played.
Han Xiang, who was dressed in a long costume dress, looked beautiful and charming, with a faint smile on her face.
As the stage turned, when it appeared in the middle of the field, the scene was silent.
A moment later, when the show was over, the audience erupted in warm applause.
Lin Feng muttered, "This is the real talent!" ”
Next, Lin Feng was not interested in watching the lip-synching of a certain little fresh meat, and directly turned off the live video.
At this time, Qi Yao had already taken a bath, and closed the door after entering the house.
Her demeanor went to bed very naturally and lay down with Lin Feng.
I couldn't sleep for a while, so I turned on the bedside lamp and took a book to read.
At his father-in-law's and mother-in-law's house, Lin Feng couldn't do anything to Qi Yao.
Seeing that Qi Yao was normal, he lay down with confidence and pulled the thin quilt to cover it.
"Yaoyao, I'm asleep!"
Lin Feng said.
Qi Yao turned his head to look at Lin Feng, "You go to sleep first!" I'll wait before I go to sleep. ”
After Lin Feng closed his eyes, he quickly fell asleep.
An hour later, Qi Yao was sleepy and put down the book in his hand.
Turn off the bedside lamp and lie down.
Then he hugged Lin Feng tightly.
After closing his eyes, he quickly fell asleep.
Time passes slowly.
I don't know how long it took.
There was an itch on his face, which made Lin Feng wake up from his deep sleep.
The lights in the room have been turned on.
When he opened his eyes, Lin Feng was startled.
Because Qi Yao was standing on the edge of the bed, looking at him with wide eyes.
"Yaoyao, why are you doing so late!"
Lin Feng let out a sigh and asked curiously.
Qi Yao's eyes were not the kind of sleepwalking state of godlessness, but seemed very smart and innocent.
It's like the look of a little girl of a few years old.
It's still blinking.
The reason why Lin Feng felt an itch on his face was because Qi Yao's hair was falling on his face.
When Lin Feng looked at Qi Yao in a daze, Qi Yao raised his hand and touched Lin Feng's chin.
Then, he raised his other hand.
No way!
Lin Feng was shocked.
Because Qi Yao was holding a scalpel in his right hand!
She took the scalpel and slowly approached Lin Feng's chin.
Lin Feng's hairs stood on end all over his body.
I wanted to push Qi Yao away, but seeing that Qi Yao seemed to be sleepwalking, I thought about it and thought it was better to see what she was going to do next.
With Lin Feng's reflexes, it was still difficult for Qi Yao to hurt him.
Qi Yao used a scalpel and began to shave the beard on Lin Feng's chin.
Carefully, knife after knife......
It wasn't until she felt that Lin Feng's chin was free of stubble that she stopped.
Then he put down the scalpel and lay down in Lin Feng's arms again.
……
The room next door.
"It's okay, it's okay!"
Shu Xiaohui let out a long breath and muttered while clutching her chest.
Qi Lei also breathed a sigh of relief.
Shu Xiaohui hammered Qi Zhengwei, "It's all your fault!" When your daughter was young, you asked her to shave you. After being scared by the cockroaches, she asked her to shave you. ”
Qi Zhengwei frowned and said, "At that time, Yaoyao was autistic, didn't I find a way to communicate with her!" Who knew she would be like this. ”
Qi Lei touched his chin at this time and said, "Brother-in-law is so calm!" If it were, I would have been terrified. It's scary to think about! Which woman gets up in the middle of the night to shave a man's beard. ”
Shu Xiaohui said: "She even shaved my chin, and she still used scissors." ”
As soon as the words fell, the three of them let out a sigh of relief at the same time.
……
It's dawn.
Lin Feng picked up his mobile phone and looked at it, it was only half past six in the morning.
You can lie down a little longer.
Qi Yao was hugging his waist and curled up in his arms like a kitten.
Lin Feng kissed Qi Yao on the face and muttered, "I was almost scared to death by you last night!" ”
As soon as the words fell, Qi Yao opened his eyes.
Long lash flutter fluttering.
"Wake up!"
Lin Feng asked.
Qi Yao let out an 'um' sound.
Lin Feng touched his chin and thought that his skills were quite good.
In fact, he doesn't grow a beard very often, and he only shaves once a week.
This made him wonder if his hormones were not secreting properly.
Of course, this is because of the constitution.
If the beard does not grow quickly, it does not mean that some aspects of the ability are not good.
Early in the morning, some people are ready to move.
"Yaoyao, is it okay to have a baby?"
Lin Feng said again.
"Don't!" Qi Yao simply refused softly.
Lin Feng was about to turn Qi Yao over with his back to him, when footsteps sounded outside.
It's hard to do anything now.
So he hugged Qi Yao and squinted for a while.
After more than ten minutes, Qi Yao saw that Lin Feng didn't want to do it, so he got up.
Lin Feng also got up.
……
After breakfast, Qi Zhengwei and Shu Xiaohui called Lin Feng to the rooftop.
"Xiaofeng, did anything happen last night?"
Shu Xiaohui asked with a little weakness.
After all, it is too embarrassing to install surveillance in the bedroom of my daughter and son-in-law.
Of course, if the incident happens, it will definitely put the responsibility on the head of the black pot hero Qi Lei.
Lin Feng knew what Shu Xiaohui and Qi Zhengwei wanted to say, and said with a smile: "It's okay, she just sleepwalks, Yaoyao is kind-hearted and won't do anything hurtful." ”
What a man!
When Shu Xiaohui and Qi Zhengwei heard this, they were so moved that they didn't want to.
At this time, Qi Zhengwei explained: "Actually, this is the case, Yaoyao is overstimulated and will sleepwalk. When she was a child, I used to ask her to shave me, and then after being frightened, she went autistic.
Then I asked her to shave me in order to communicate with her, and then I got a lot better. One or two cockroaches, she is not so afraid anymore.
But if there are dozens of them in a litter, you will still get sick, that is, get up late and shave you.
Of course, she has no ill intentions, but it is very scary......"
After Qi Zhengwei finished explaining, Lin Feng smiled and said, "Auntie, uncle, don't worry!" I don't think it's a big deal. ”
Qi Zhengwei and Shu Xiaohui laughed.
The boulder in my heart finally landed.
Lin Feng finally understood why the two of them were worried that Qi Yao would not be able to get married.
Even if he is married to Qi Yao if he is another man, he will have to divorce when he encounters this matter, right?
If you can't sleep well at night, who can stand it!
Shaving!?
If the light is dark one day, the scalpel shakes so much, does it wipe the neck?
"Xiaofeng, this matter ......"
Qi Zhengwei frowned, not knowing how to speak.
Lin Feng nodded, "I know, I won't tell Yaoyao about this, so as not to have a psychological burden when she finds out." ”
Qi Zhengwei patted Lin Feng's shoulder with a touched face, "Let's go!" Let's have a drink! ”
Shu Xiaohui slapped Qi Zhengwei, "What kind of wine do you drink early in the morning?" ”
Qi Zhengwei smiled and said, "I almost forgot, I drank it at noon." ”
After Qi Lei's girlfriend Deng Ning got up in the morning, she said that she was leaving.
Qi Lei had no choice but to drive Deng Ning home.
When I came back, I looked dejected.
During lunch at lunch, Shu Xiaohui asked Qi Lei, "What's wrong with you?" ”
Qi Lei sighed, "Deng Ning said that we were not suitable and broke up with me. ”
Qi Zhengwei frowned and asked, "Why?" ”
Qi Lei said: "Last night...... Oh no...... It's afternoon, messing around in the kitchen. Saying that our family is not serious, some ...... It's a little nervous. ”
He almost slipped his mouth, but he came back round.
Shu Xiaohui said: "If it's divided, it's divided!" She doesn't think it's appropriate, and I don't think it's appropriate, and the two of them should understand each other and have a common language when they live together.
Their family has been strict and lifeless since childhood, unlike our family, happy and happy, this aura is not on the same channel......"
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