At two o'clock in the morning, two straight men slept in the same bed, puzzled by the strange behavior of the gay couple next door.

Duan Yezhou pillowed his arms and guessed, "I think they're having fun." ”

Lu Rulu: "Fun? ”

"yes, role-play or something." Duan Yezhou seemed to find it very interesting, "An English teacher and a student, or one party has a blonde and blue-eyed exotic relationship. If you still don't understand, we can try. You play my foreign coach and let me see your English with a score of 137 in the college entrance examination. ”

Yes? What are you talking about? Forget about the gay couple cosplay next door, what are the two straight men playing! If you do this, I'm going to warn you sensitively.

Lu Rulu had a head and two big, and his toes in the quilt were curled up, and what was even worse was that this quilt was covered by him and Duan Yezhou together.

"If you love acting so much, I'll sign you up for an acting class tomorrow, and I'll sleep first today. Oh yes—" Lu Rulu picked up the phone next to his pillow, "I'm going to set an alarm and go to breakfast tomorrow." The hotel's free breakfast is included in the room price, and he has to get up to eat even if he is sleepy, and he must not let the hotel take advantage of him.

Duan Yezhou asked, "Did you use the mobile phone I gave you to set the alarm clock?" ”

Lu Rulu vaguely heard the expectation in Duan Yezhou's tone, and was inexplicably empty: "No, I haven't had time to change it yet." ”

When Duan Yezhou heard this, he let out an insoluble "oh", turned over and pointed the back of his head at Lu Rulu: "Then I'm going to sleep." ”

Lu Rulu couldn't help but explain: "I've been very busy today, and it's very troublesome to change my mobile phone." I'll change my ...... tomorrow morning. Or do I change it now? ”

Duan Yezhou smiled and threw a pillow on his back: "Sleep on yours." ”

At nine o'clock the next day, Lu Rulu was woken up by the alarm clock on time, and turned off the alarm clock before Duan Yezhou was also woken up.

Duan Yezhou slept very deeply, Lu Rulu remembered that he fell asleep on his back yesterday, but now Duan Yezhou was facing him, wearing a loose black T-shirt, and the silver cross was the same as its owner, lying quietly on the snow-white sheets.

From the side, Duan Yezhou's advantages in appearance seem to be more obvious, the bridge of his nose is straight, his eyelashes are also long, and he doesn't need to find an angle to take a photo.

Lu Rulu was not used to someone breathing so close to him, so he moved to the side and clicked on the unread messages on his phone. He saw that Yuan Jiujiu, Mi Fei and his hair were all sending him a happy New Year.

Lu Rulu replied to his friends' messages one by one, and then he sent a small second reply.

Take the bend as your own responsibility: [Happy New Year, brother]

Fa Xiao: [Brother, how do you know that I spent it with my partner yesterday]

Take the invariant bend as its own responsibility: [......]

Take it as your responsibility to not bend: [Do you try to bark again? 】

Lu Rulu silently gestured a middle finger to the phone. He hadn't digested the dog food he ate last night, and a new wave of electronic dog food was unexpectedly fed to his mouth, wasn't his life his life?

He liked to show affection when he talked about his girlfriend in high school, but he didn't expect that after talking about his boyfriend, he would show affection and affection.

Fa Xiao: [How do you know we slept together last night]

Take it as your responsibility to not bend: [Oh]

Fa Xiao: [How do you know that he is in good shape!] 】

Lu Rulu turned his head to look at the sleeping junior.

Take it as your responsibility to bend without bending: [Really? How good]

Fa Xiao: [How do you know that he is 185 tall and goes to the gym every day]

Seeing Fa Xiao's answer, Lu Rulu had to suspect that his brother was going to add a new member.

Fa Xiao: [Brother was alone last night for New Year's Eve, pitiful]

Take the invariant bend as its own responsibility: [......]

Fa Xiao: [Is it cold or lonely when you sleep in the quilt? 】

Take the invariance of bending as its own responsibility: [Okay]

Fa Xiao: [Don't be hard-mouthed, I don't know you yet?] When you go home during the holidays, my brother will introduce you to a girlfriend]

Take the bend as its own responsibility: [No need, I'll find it myself]

Fa Xiao: [Are you sure?] In terms of the ratio of men to women in your major, there are three gay couples in an average couple, where do you find a girlfriend? 】

Take it as your responsibility to not bend: [Are you okay? It's okay, I'm going to eat]

Fa Xiao: [Wait, I'll take you a picture of my subject, I'm afraid you can't imagine how good his figure is]

Lu Rulu would rather watch fruit flies lay eggs in Duan Yezhou's water cup than see how good the gay figure is. Before the photo was sent, he quickly took a photo of Duan Yezhou, but he didn't get a face, only his shoulders and arms exposed outside the quilt, but this should make Fa Xiao shut up.

Take the invariance as its own responsibility: [(picture)]

Hair small: [!! 】

It was determined that Fa Xiao saw the photo, and Lu Rulu quickly withdrew the news.

Hair small: [??? 】

Fa Xiao: [What did you withdraw? I ask you what you just withdraw! 】

Lu Rulu imagined a stingy and impatient expression, and the corners of his mouth couldn't be suppressed.

Take the bend as its own responsibility: [My junior brother, handsome]

Come on, come on, keep the show! Why don't you show it? See if your boyfriend is more handsome, or Lao Tzu's junior is more handsome.

Fa Xiao: [I'm going to show you my object, but you show me your junior brother first? I don't understand, is your junior your object?]

Take it as your responsibility not to bend: [No, my junior brother is straight. I just want to tell you, I haven't seen any of the best handsome guys in Lao Tzu, don't make a fool of Lao Tzu]

Hair small: [...... Blocked]

Lu Rulu, who was speechless, went to eat breakfast refreshed.

The buffet breakfast was arranged on the first floor, and Lu Rulu took the elevator down and happened to meet Hong Ziqian, who also went to breakfast. Hong Ziqian greeted him happily: "Brother Lu, morning!" ”

"Early." Lu Rulu yawned and asked casually: "Why are you alone, your girlfriend?" ”

"She's going to sleep in." Hong Ziqian shook his head dotingly, with an expression of "I can't do anything about her": "What a snoozer." ”

Lu Rulu said indifferently: "You can answer the previous sentence, really." ”

The two of them came to the restaurant together, and the restaurant required a room key to enter. Lu Rulu watched Hong Ziqian hand over the room card to the waiter, his expression changed suddenly, and his eyes widened suddenly.

I saw that on Hong Ziqian's room card, three words were clearly written: 705.

- This is Hong Ziqian's room number.

Lu Rulu froze in place as if struck by lightning, his pupils were so shocked that they almost exploded, and his heart seemed to have 10,000 grass and mud horses whistling by. He raised his hand tremblingly and pointed to Hong Ziqian's room card: "You ......"

Hong Ziqian was taken aback by Lu Rulu's reaction: "What's the matter, Brother Lu?" Are you okay! ”

Lu Rulu's mind went blank, and he heard his trembling voice asking, "You, you...... Do you live in 705? ”

"Yes, yes. Any questions? ”

What's the problem? Duan Yezhou said that you live in 313 and he lives in 311, so I decisively took him in and slept with him for one night. Now you're telling me you live in 705???

the groove, why did Duan Yezhou lie? Of course, because he wanted to sleep with me and was too embarrassed to say it, he had to find a convincing excuse!!

So, why does Duan Yezhou want to sleep with me? Is there any other reason besides wanting to soak me? No, no, no, he doesn't just want to soak me anymore, he's also ......

He made a little awkward trouble yesterday because I didn't change the phone he gave me in time! Also, Duan Yezhou said that when he was soaking in the hot springs, the three A's only had no scratches on his back and he felt out of place, is this a hint that I will scratch him? Help me!

…… It's so obvious, it's so obvious! Am I blind, Duan Yezhou wore the S.D.P.A badge for me just to let me let my guard down! This scheming is simply terrifying!

Lu Rulu stood firm against the wall, took a deep breath, and smiled, "No problem." It's just that I suddenly remembered that I forgot to do something, so go first, bye-bye. ”

Hong Ziqian was confused by Lu Rulu's series of operations. He stayed where he was, watching Lu Rulu's footsteps get faster and faster, faster and faster, and finally almost rushed into the elevator.

Ding, the elevator came to the fifth floor.

Lu Rulu didn't reply to his 505, but rushed to the door of 503, and knocked on the door sneakily and hurriedly: "Brother Qin Shulan!" Brother Qin Shulan!! Brother Qin Shulan!! ”

The door opened, and it was Xie Lanzhi's door.

"We're not deaf," Xie Lanzhi's expression was cold, "you don't need to knock three times." ”

"What are you doing?" Lu Rulu gasped and looked into the room, even in this kind of emergency, he had to ask first, "I didn't disturb you, did I?" ”

"A little intrusive." Xie Lanzhi moved aside a little, "Qin Shu is preparing an all-English presentation. ”

Qin Shu sat behind his desk, with a tablet in front of him, a pen in his hand, and greeted him happily: "Hi! ”

Lu Rulu slapped his head suddenly, like waking up from a dream: "Damn, I'll just say how I vaguely heard English last night!" I thought, I thought you were ...... Never mind. ”

Xie Lanzhi asked, "What do you think we are doing?" ”

Lu Rulu replied honestly: "Kiss the mouth and go to bed to have fun." ”

Xie Lanzhi raised his eyebrows slightly: "In your concept, do couples close the door at night and only kiss and go to bed for fun?" ”

Lu Rulu asked in surprise: "What kind of love do you fall in love with if you don't kiss your mouth and go to bed to have fun?" ”

"......" for a while, Xie Lanzhi couldn't refute it. He was silent for two seconds, and said coldly, "What the hell is the matter with you." ”

Lu Rulu said: "I'm looking for Qin Shu, I have something to say to him." ”

Xie Lan said: "He will have a video discussion later, if you don't have time, you can talk to me if you have something." ”

Lu Rulu hesitated, not knowing whether to confide in Xie Lanzhi. It stands to reason that the little couple does not distinguish between each other, and it is the same as what Qin Shu said or what Xie Lanzhi said. However, he always felt weird to discuss such a sensitive emotional issue with an attacker.

I'm sorry, he seems to be stereotyped.

Seeing that Lu Rulu didn't react for a long time, Xie Lan said: "Don't say it? I'm closing. ”

"Wait, I say!" Say it, say it, don't say it, he's really going to suffocate. Lu Rulu held the door with both hands and lowered his voice: "I'll tell you, you must not tell others." ”

Xie Lan said: "I will tell Qin Shu." ”

"Okay, okay. That's right," Lu Rulu looked left and right, making sure that there was no one nearby, and then said with a tense face: "I think, Duan Yezhou, like me." ”

Xie Lanzhi: "? ”