Chapter 140: The Millennial Covenant of ♂ Two Men
The sunspot who was saying very rude words on his lips and wanted to deduct the Qingluan oil in his hand was also very dishonest in his hand, suddenly slipped under his feet, and fell backwards with a strange scream.
This guy ...... It's the complete opposite of Fang Shou, it seems that he can't fight with Yanfu at all, tsk, how to say it, the same life is not the same, the same is a pervert, Fang Shou's guy is lucky in all aspects, but occasionally there is still a chance to rub oil or something, and it is completely different from the kind of hard coercion that is more than twenty years old but has not even touched the hands of girls. What are you doing? What do you do? What do you do? I, I, I'm not! I haven't even touched a girl's hand!
"It hurts, it hurts!" Kuroko stood up with bared teeth while pressing his waist: "Evil animal, as a young man, why do I have a herniated disc in my waist like my grandfather?
"Hahaha, you deserve it!" Although I don't know what happened, but seeing the evil enemy unlucky, the righteous magical girl still looked very happy, and she raised her head proudly: "Before I can help, you will fall." ”
Bastard, don't think that Sailor Moon has a new episode, you magical girls can get it, and even use the mantra of the great saint in the aftermath of Journey to the West, believe it or not, I will represent the moon in minutes to strip you of your clothes?Hey, the time has entered July, and the base swimming department has fired the first shot, so that I can no longer believe in love, in fact, if you think about it carefully, boys are also good......
"Senpai!"
"Huh?"
"Jin Ge Iron Horse is the destination of the man!" the murderous Mithril clenched the spear in his hand tightly. There was a nameless anger burning in his eyes: "Descendant of the Sword Saint?"
Ah, it seems that he has caused a huge amount of trouble for some voyeur under inexplicable circumstances, but forget it, it's just a pervert, just let Mithril, the messenger of justice, go and punish him, hum! It's so shameless to secretly take this kind of thing, and what's even more shameless is that you don't share it after secretly taking pictures! Isn't this just as hateful as those bastard landlords who send a lot of seductive pictures and then mysteriously disappear without sending seeds?
"After this vote, everyone can be promoted and make a fortune. Instantly incarnated into the role of a traitor in a TV series. Kuroko tugged at the beard on the banana's head: "Follow me." Go to the top. ”
"Okay!" Mithril didn't talk nonsense, picked up the spear and followed behind Kuroko.
"Hey, where are you going, wait for me!" Qingluan looked at the suddenly burning Mithril and looked a little overwhelmed: "Captain." Aren't we going out? Why are we going back?"
"Uh-huh......" after a pause. Mithril, who had finally not completely lost his mind, handed the spear in his hand to Qingluan. He said softly, "Qingluan, you leave here first and go to join the Flame Demon." I have another task with this senior......"
"Hah, senior, just a pervert!"
"Hey, hey, it's rude, chick. Kuroko was very dissatisfied: "Although I have a hobby of collecting fat times and bras, I definitely buy them with my hard-earned money! I didn't steal it! I won't do some obscene things to those collections, I'm a gentleman." ”
"Why can a guy like you buy fat times and bras openly?"
"Hey. Kuroko sniffed, very sad: "I told the clerk that I bought it for my daughter......"
"Obviously you don't even have a girlfriend?" Tons of critical hits were fired, and Qingluan did a good job.
"Don't say it, don't say it!" "Kuroko rolled around on the ground in pain.
"Obey orders!" Mithril turned grim: "It's even more dangerous here than you imagined, it's hard for you to gain a foothold here if you can't use spells, and you can defend yourself with my weapon when it's critical......"
"No, you're hurting her by giving him your gun, right?" Kuroko covered his heart in pain, looking weak and weak: "Let's let her go with us, the prohibition inside the Poke Ball has been fully activated, this stupid girl is running around, and she is carrying a spear that reduces her character, and she will be killed in a short time, right? Fools can be used as weapons if they are used correctly!"
"Who do you say is a weapon? No, who are you talking about being stupid?" The magical girl is obviously very unhappy to be called a stupid person by a nervous person, so she is now very angry: "Believe it or not, I will stun you in a minute, and then send you to a gay concentration camp?"
"You're so vicious!"
"But it seems unlikely. Qingluan suddenly sighed: "Even girls can't look down on you, and those men who like men won't like you anymore!"
Poof!
Qingluan once again dealt 300% critical damage to Kuroko.
"Forget it, I won't worry about you, let's go, let's go to the top. Kuroko staggered forward, his steps vague as if he had stroked dozens of shots.
"Senior, what are we going to do?" Although Mithril, who was thinking about making a career and becoming the leader of Zhonghaiwei, acquiesced to Qingluan's statement, he still walked beside her very carefully, don't get me wrong, the setting of the warrior protection mage is a very common setting whether it is in an online game or a novel, and there is no special reason for this.
"What are you doing...... Kuroko looked at the front of the tunnel and sighed softly, "It's like seeing an old man." ”
"The deceased?"
"Yes. Kuroko turned around and smiled very strangely: "This generation of 'Nuwa' adults." ”......
There was silence, and after the storm, all that remained was calm. It's just that with the white hair and the Heavenly Demon Emperor as the center, the labyrinth that originally extended in all directions has been completely moved to the ground. If Lao Lin was here, he would be so scared that he would even drop his eyes, right? After all, the predecessor of this place was the Lock Demon Tower, and the most commendable thing about the Lock Demon Tower was the incomparably sturdy internal structure, the walls that could not be broken at all in theory, according to legend. In addition to destroying the Seven Star Disk Dragon Pillar, this place is an absolutely unsolvable area, where swords and guns cannot be damaged, and immortal laws cannot be broken...... But now, look at the Heavenly Demon Emperor and the white hair, these two people didn't go out of their way to target this lock demon tower, but the aftermath of the battle destroyed the walls near the two of them cleanly.
"Not bad. Bai Yang raised his head: "Three moves, you are not dead, there is something commendable." ”
"Boy, don't be too arrogant. "That's what he said. The Heavenly Demon Emperor didn't have the strength to continue fighting. At that moment just now, although he was able to dodge the killing sword, he was also constantly invaded by that strange power, he knew. If you're a little distracted right now. The strange power in the body that does not belong to you will completely crush itself.
"Hmph!" the second has the insistence of the second second. The white hair seemed to have lost interest in the Heavenly Demon Emperor, and with a slight shake of his right hand, the black sword disappeared like smoke.
"Shaft!" the Heavenly Demon Emperor took a hard breath. Immediately sit down cross-legged and quietly breathe.
This power is too weird, even its Demon Emperor's physique can't last long, if you don't force them out of your body quickly, even if you don't explode and die, you will leave endless troubles.
He can't die until that promise is fulfilled.
It didn't matter whether it was good or evil, as the Heavenly Demon Emperor, he didn't intend to lose his trust in the human race he had always looked down upon.
Feeling that the mysterious man was gradually walking away, the Heavenly Demon Emperor breathed a sigh of relief, but he couldn't help but think of the previous incident again.
It was about a thousand years ago, that is, during the Northern Song Dynasty.
A man and a woman suddenly broke into this place, that is, the Lock Demon Tower, which was really an unbearable past...... The Heavenly Demon Emperor, who hates humans and hates humans, saw two cooked meat that reached his mouth, and immediately bit them like a vicious dog, and then ...... was hanged and beaten, damn, a mere human actually beat the great Heavenly Demon Emperor, although he was dissatisfied, but the dying Heavenly Demon Emperor could only watch the two dog men and women pass by in front of him.
If that's the case, forget it, anyway, he's just a prisoner in this place, and it's none of his business for these two humans to make a big fuss about the Demon Lock Tower, but it's ......
It seemed to be a man and a woman in the tail line, and as they walked up to the upper level, another human appeared.
He wore a mask on his face, three sword cases behind him, and two sword hilts stuck in his waist.
After he appeared, he first used some strange means to cure the Heavenly Demon Emperor.
Under normal circumstances, the Heavenly Demon Emperor should be grateful for the picture, Dahan Engong or something, isn't it? It's a pity, this thing is the Heavenly Demon Emperor, the Heavenly Demon Emperor who hates humans, after the wound was healed, the Heavenly Demon Emperor did something to this idiot human for the first time.
Then he was hanged and beaten......
Then the human healed him again.
The enraged Heavenly Demon Emperor continued to strike.
He was hanged and beaten again......
I have to say that the Heavenly Demon Emperor is a very persistent monster, and it is really unacceptable for ordinary people to be treated and beaten again and again.
I don't know how many times it has been cycled, and the Heavenly Demon Emperor finally can't stand it anymore.
X, do you want to torture people like this? Killing people is not too much, why is this bastard torturing himself like this? Could it be the descendant of some enemy before he was imprisoned? The revenge of killing his father is nothing more than that! Fortunately, in the end, this human finally did not continue to attack in a frenzy.
He made a covenant with himself in three chapters.
If you want him to let him go, you have to promise him a few conditions, the situation is stronger than people, and the Heavenly Demon Emperor can only agree in humiliation.
First, after a hundred years, someone will enter the Lock Demon Tower, and he will ask him to help that person reach the top floor and protect him.
Second, no more killing of human beings.
Third, after a thousand years, he will come here again, and when the time comes, the two will face off again, and when the time comes, he will speak with a big fist.
A thousand years of humiliation!
But for the Heavenly Demon Emperor to honestly abide by that promise, it was not only because that person's fist was big enough, but also because of the following things......
Later, the lock demon tower collapsed for unknown reasons, and the monsters of all sizes in the tower fell into a desperate nightmare, and they were about to fall into a desperate situation. The Heavenly Demon Emperor will not forget that those five long swords carrying the power of heaven and earth are constantly scurrying around in the tower, saving one monster after another from despair.
"Why save us?"
"Demons are also born of demons. Here's what the man said, "The same life." What's wrong with me?"
Unexpectedly, although this guy did not shave his head, he also had a compassionate heart...... Although he didn't let these monsters out, he set a rule for the Lock Demon Tower: as long as they abide by the rules and work honestly for a few years, the Lock Demon Tower will naturally let them out.
He also named a few shelters for these monsters, and as long as they stopped acting and feeding on humans, he could even cast spells to turn them into humans and blend into the outside world.
Demons and humans don't need to be opposed.
There are many ethnic minorities in China, and if there is one more, it will be infinitely powerful. A demon clan with a simple brain. Actually, it's nothing, as long as you are safe enough to keep to yourself, there will be no problem at all. Those who are restless, then honestly go to the deep mountains and old forests. There are hidden cultivators there. It can completely relieve their lonely hearts that want to fight.
It's really a brain-opening method. This human being is so bold and reckless, you know. Although the demon clan is silent, it is real, and it can be regarded as a major threat to mankind, and this guy whimsically wants to completely hide these monsters in the corner of history!
Stupid humans.
The Heavenly Demon Emperor was relieved, as time went by, the confinement of the Lock Demon Tower became weaker and weaker, and the monsters in the tower were almost gone, if the Heavenly Demon Emperor wanted to leave, no one would stop him at all, but he still stayed.
"If I don't beat you up once. A smile appeared at the corner of the Heavenly Demon Emperor's mouth, who closed his eyes and breathed: "I won't be reconciled." ”
The thousand-year covenant should be coming soon, right?
But what I didn't expect was that before I met that person, I was beaten up again, although I didn't practice much in the past thousand years, but my body as a demon emperor was after the exercise of the lock demon tower, and I already had the capital to "ascend to the sky", but I didn't expect that even so, I was defeated by an inexplicable human being.
I'm not reconciled.
The Heavenly Demon Emperor sighed in his heart.
A hundred years later, he did meet a woman, and he took her to the top of the Lock Demon Tower as promised, and after that, except for some small nights from time to time, only those birdmen invaded a few years ago to be more lively, hey...... Who can know the loneliness of a thousand years, and who can understand their loneliness except the one at the top?
It's a pity.
"Hey, hey, hey, this is it, little pot friends, as long as we go around a little from the front, we can meet a mechanism, and when the time comes, magical girl, you go over and step lightly, and we can go to the top floor. ”
"You've been calling me a magical girl since before, don't go too far, dead pervert!"
Listening to the voice, it seems to be human again.
What's the matter today, why are there humans appearing again and again in this lonely Locked Demon Tower? Could it be those who have been wandering around the outermost part?
No, just like the man before, it was a breath that I had never felt before.
The Heavenly Demon Emperor exhaled deeply, pressed the strange force in his body, and opened his eyes slightly.
In the eye, there are two men and a woman, one of whom is constantly arguing about something, the two in the back are wearing the same clothes, and the one in front is ...... Why a strange headdress?
"Hey, my temper!" I couldn't bear it, I didn't need to endure it anymore, Heizi finally couldn't help it, he rolled up his sleeves and scolded Qingluan viciously: "You little stupid girl, I think you are Murong...... Ahem, who do you think you are? Come on, come on, draw the line, let's fight for three hundred rounds. ”
"Die!"
Qingluan gave a very unceremonious slap to the yin leg.
"Oh~~~~~~~~~"
Hey, is this guy so embarrassed?
Looking at the figure curled up on the ground, the Heavenly Demon Emperor narrowed his eyes slightly, he had no interest in ordinary humans at all, although he was very unhappy to be defeated by humans, but he had an agreement with that person, and he was not interested in other humans to vent his anger. Merely...... This human who keeps screaming, always has a sense of déjà vu?
"Senior, stop playing. Who is that?" the other man finally noticed the existence of the Heavenly Demon Emperor, and he couldn't help but exclaim, "Qingluan, stand back!"
"Ah, oh, wait, I'll see if it's broken. ”
"If you dare to take off your pants at this time, I will dare to kick it again. ”
"There's something to say, there's something to say. No matter how hard a man is, he is afraid that his little brother will be hurt, for this kind of shameless woman who specializes in attacking the next three ways, it is better to be less troubled, Kuroko smiled, covered his crotch with both hands, and casually glanced at the place where the Heavenly Demon Emperor was sitting cross-legged: "Aha, meet again, Heavenly Demon Emperor." Hey, hey, hey, why do you look like a little daughter-in-law after being beaten every time I see you?"
......
"It's you!" the Heavenly Demon Emperor looked at the person in front of him in surprise.
Although he didn't carry the iconic five swords, and his face was not the same face, the Heavenly Demon Emperor still knew that this person was the mysterious person who beat him several times and made an appointment with him for three chapters, the rotten good man who found a way out for the demon clan, and the mysterious master with unfathomable strength.
"I didn't expect it, I didn't expect you to really come back after a thousand years...... "The Heavenly Demon Emperor muttered, "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect ......"
"Millennium?" Mithril's eyes flashed with an eerie glint.
"Millennium!" Qingluan snorted disdainfully: "What are the two big men talking about here for a thousand years of waiting, disgusting and dead! (To be continued......)