Chapter 788: Please Eat Sugar

"Lin Qingxia is really amazing!"

Lin Chang'e patted Mu Ling (Feng Xuelan) on the face and said with a smile.

Lin Shiyi stepped forward, took out a scalpel, and said lightly: "Cut off one ear and leave a specimen." ”

As he spoke, he put the scalpel on Mu Ling's cheek.

Mu Ling didn't move, and the eyeballs under his eyelids didn't move.

Lin Shiyi took back the scalpel and said lightly: "There will be no reversal, it's really dizzy." ”

Lin Chang'e said: "You are such a dog! ”

"It's as if you're praising me, and if you encounter something like this in the future, don't fall for the enemy's way. Also, don't be so verbose, if you can kill the enemy in one second, you must not let the enemy live to the second second. ”

Lin Shiyi admonished.

"Got it!"

As she spoke, Lin Chang'e grabbed one of Feng Xuelan's feet and dragged her away.

"Lin Shiyi, how did you know that she was Feng Xuelan?"

Lin Chang'e asked curiously.

Lin Shiyi frowned and said, "Can you not do this, if you become an aunt in the future, you will be in big trouble." ”

Lin Chang'e's eyes widened and she stopped.

Lin Shiyi's reminder, she reacted.

Yes!

If this beautiful woman becomes another aunt, she will be an elder.

What should I do if I teach myself a lesson as an elder and hang myself up and beat him?

Lin Chang'e put down Feng Xuelan and gave Lin Shiyi a look.

So the two of them carried one with their feet and the other with their collars, and carried them away.

Lin Shiyi replied: "This woman has a special fragrance, which is her own taste, just like Aunt Han." ”

"Huh~"

Lin Chang'e was surprised: "Do you really have such a physique?" ”

Lin Shiyi said: "This can be cultivated or born congenitally.

Do you know the smell of foxes? There are always two sides to things in the world, some people smell and some people are naturally fragrant.

At the end of the day, it's about a microorganism......

In ancient times, there was this kind of skill, only the aristocracy had it, and even if ordinary people knew about it, they didn't have that financial resources. ”

Lin Shiyi explained.

Lin Chang'e's eyes rolled, "Lin Shiyi, you actually know this, that proves that you know the formula!" Tell me okay? I also want to be fragrant myself. ”

Lin Shiyi said lightly: "This has to be like a day for more than ten years, you have to do a lot of preparation every day, and you have to control your diet, such as the braised pork, beef, mutton, seafood, etc., which you like to eat, are not edible." ”

"Forget it! Isn't that suffering? ”

Lin Chang'e immediately retreated.

Not being able to eat good food is even worse than confinement.

"By the way, you said that it is possible for her to be our aunt, this woman is so bad, is it possible?"

Lin Chang'e frowned again.

Lin Shiyi said lightly: "Women are different from men, of course I am talking about the majority, you are an exception." ”

Lin Shiyi emphasized Lin Chang'e's exception, and then said, afraid that Lin Chang'e would be dissatisfied.

He explained to Lin Chang'e from various aspects such as psychology, genes, and physiology.

Lin Chang'e shook her head, "I don't understand!" Anyway, you said that she may become an aunt, that is, there is this possibility, Lin Shiyi, you can't do anything else, your ability to analyze these things is leveraged. ”

A few minutes later, Feng Xuelan was sent to the secret room.

A group of children gathered around Feng Xuelan to watch.

"It's still okay!"

"Dad won't dislike it."

"It's really cheap for this woman."

"Isn't it too much for us to do this?"

"She provoked our Lin family first, don't be soft-hearted."

"Lin Qingxia, you are so amazing!"

……

In the secret room, a group of children chattered.

It took a long time before it quieted down.

"Lin Shiyi, the first step is complete, and the next step is the second step!"

Lin Baobao said.

Lin Chang'e took out a piece of candy from her pocket, "Next, who will give this piece of candy to Dad?" ”

Song Jiaren shook her head and said, "I'll show my stuffing when I go." ”

Lin Chang'e said helplessly: "Dad is too smart, I can fool this woman, but I can't fool him." ”

Bei Shuying said: "We ...... Can't! ”

Bei Qingqian nodded, "We are too timid, and we will be nervous when we think of lying to our father." ”

Lin Baobao shook his head and said, "My courage is big, but ...... I'm a good baby in my father's mind, so I can't break this character, right? ”

Lin Qiuxia shook her head, "I, I won't, children can't lie." ”

Lin Jingru pinched her chin and was silent, with a thoughtful expression.

Lin Shiyi said lightly: "I won't lie to people, especially Dad." ”

Lin Qingyue and Lin Qingxia shook their heads.

As for Lin Donghu......

Lin Donghu raised his hand and said, "Why don't you ask me if I'm going?" Why don't you look at me and ask my opinion with your eyes? ”

"Forget it!"

Lin Chang'e shook her head and said, "Lin Donghu, you are not suitable for this matter. ”

"Uh~"

Lin Donghu was hit again.

In the end, Lin Jingru said: "I'll go!" It's up to me to cheat on me, but you have to remember that this is what you don't want to do, so I won't be embarrassed.

If you are punished later, you will intercede for me. ”

"That's for sure!"

Lin Chang'e patted her chest and reassured.

Lin Chang'e handed the candy to Lin Jingru.

Lin Jingru took the candy and looked like she was sacrificing her life.

"Wait!"

Lin Shiyi stopped Lin Jingru.

Lin Jingru stopped.

Lin Shiyi said to Lin Chang'e: "Maybe a piece of candy is not enough." ”

Lin Chang'e nodded: "It's too!" Dad is very powerful, you have to double it. ”

As he spoke, he took out all the candy that had been loaded.

Lin Qingxia made a total of nine pieces.

Now there are eight pieces left.

It was all stuffed into Lin Jingru's hands.

"Isn't more the merrier?"

Lin Jingru asked.

Lin Shiyi groaned, he wasn't sure.

"Got it!"

Lin Jingru nodded, opened the door and walked out.

Bringing Feng Xuelan here seems to be the most difficult step, but it is actually the easiest.

Because Feng Xuelan had intended to come over, just let it be.

After entering the gate of the Lin family's courtyard, Feng Xuelan was too confident,

Then, she was deceived by Lin Chang'e, who looked cute but was a little witch in her bones.

Who knew that such a cute little girl would deceive people?

No wonder Master Jin said that the most dangerous people in the rivers and lakes are the elderly, women, and children.

Because it's easy for people to lose their defenses.

But Lin Feng is different!

Lin Feng knew these little guys too well, with a look in their eyes and a micro-expression, Lin Feng could guess what the hell they were doing.

After Lin Jingru came out of the secret room, she took a deep breath!

Next, it will be the most difficult level.

To be honest, I panicked.

But this work has already been taken, and it will not work if it is not done.

I hope Dad is as smart as before and obediently cooperates!

That's the best, otherwise you can't fool you.

Lin Jingru's mind was thinking about some 'crooked ways' all day long, and she naturally understood how shrewd Lin Feng's father was.

"Aunt Caiwei, where's Dad?"

Lin Jingru searched around the yard and didn't find Lin Feng, so she asked Yang Caiwei.

Yang Caiwei said: "I was with your Aunt Zhao first, and then I took Aunt Zhao to meet your grandfather and grandmother, and then I didn't know." Well...... I'll text and ask!

Lin Jingru, what are you looking for your father? ”

Lin Jingru said with a smile: "When I came forward to intercede for my father, I want to thank my father for bringing candy to my father." ”

"That's good!"

Yang Caiwei touched Lin Jingru's head and said with a smile.

After speaking, Lin Jingru sent a text message to Lin Feng.

Lin Feng replied: Here is your sister Wu

Yang Caiwei immediately understood.

So he said to Lin Jingru: "Dad has something, let's look for him tomorrow for the New Year!" ”

Lin Jingru rolled her eyes and nodded.

Yang Caiwei still had a lot of things to do, so after waving her hand to Lin Jingru, she summoned the servants to get busy.

She really can't handle this big mess at home alone.

Fortunately, the previous housekeeper Po Liu Zangyun came back and shared the burden for Yang Caiwei.

At this time, Qi Yao was reading a book in the house, and she didn't like to join in the fun.

Guo Yanru, Yun Luan and other female presidents are looking at the company's annual summary report.

Han Xiang was reading the script, Wu Qian and Chen Yingqiu had nothing to do, and they got together to chat and knock melon seeds.

Lin Feng knew these women too well, so he went to Sister Wu.

Because Meiwu is an 'idler' and is not interested in chatting, she likes to stay in the house and watch movies and TV series.

Those film and television dramas many years ago are very interesting to watch.

After Lin Feng arrived at Sister Wu, Sister Wu didn't watch TV series.

Lin Feng came to talk to her.

"This time, it's still going to be bigger."

Lin Feng said.

"How big do you want to transform?"

Sister Wu asked.

Lin Feng gestured, "Four-meter-tall!" No matter how big it is, I can't even reach it. ”

The witch hesitated.

Lin Feng said: "There is an afternoon! It's all arranged. ”

"Uh-huh!"

The witch nodded.

Just then, the doorbell rang.

When I opened the door, it was Lin Jingru.

How did Lin Jingru find here?

After all, Yang Caiwei didn't tell her that Lin Feng was here with Aunt Wu.

Because Lin Jingru saw the content of the text message through the reflection of the glasses lens that Yang Caiwei wore on the bridge of her nose.

Of course, Yang Caiwei is not short-sighted, and glasses are purely a decoration.

It's the same glasses that Shu Jingya uses now.

Shu Jingya also came, and she was reading a book in the study at this time!

"Lin Jingru, why are you here? Your mom was looking for you just now! ”

Lin Feng touched Lin Jingru's head and said.

Lin Jingru glanced into the room and replied, "Mom is not looking for me now, she is busy settling accounts now!" Daddy, please eat candy! ”

As she spoke, Lin Jingru took out a piece of candy from her pocket and handed it to Lin Feng.

At this time, the sister witch also came over.

Lin Jingru hurriedly took out a piece of candy and gave it to her sister Wu, "Aunt Wu, eat sugar!" ”

The witch shook her head, "Thank you! I don't like sweets. ”

Lin Feng took the candy and said with a smile: "You still care about your father the most, and the others have disappeared." ”

Lin Jingru laughed.

At this time, Lin Jingru was not only panicked, but also a little desperate.

Dad is not with other aunts, but with Aunt Wu.

If Dad faints, how can he explain it to Aunt Wu.

You need to know Aunt Wu...... Even if she gave all eight candies to Aunt Wu to eat, Aunt Wu would probably not faint.

Because Lin Shiyi said that Aunt Wu is not a person at all.

People are in myths and legends, but they are the Nine Heavens Xuannu!

The reason why Lin Chang'e has such terrifying strength is because she inherited part of Aunt Wu's strength.

What to do!

At this time, Lin Feng touched Lin Jingru's head and said with a smile: "Xiao Jingru, there has been progress during this time!" ”

"Huh?"

Lin Jingru was surprised.

She didn't understand what kind of progress her father was talking about.

At this moment, Liang Shishi walked over.

"Lin Jingru, sure enough, you are here!"

Liang Shishi frowned and said.

When Lin Jingru saw her mother, not only was she not depressed, but she was happy.

Aunt Wu can't do it, but Mom ...... Hey!

Liang Shishi has been watching Lin Jingru very closely recently.

Because I wasn't sure if Lin Jingru was with Lin Chang'e and Lin Shiyi again, discussing things.

I used to think that Lin Jingru was quite well-behaved, but now I finally understand that Lin Jingru is not only not well-behaved, but also very good?

Mother, it's not appropriate to use those dejorative words to describe your daughter.

In short, Lin Jingru is the catalyst for doing things.

If Lin Chang'e and the others do something, the destructive power is 70%.

If Lin Jingru joins in, it will definitely become more than 90%.

In the game, this little guy is specialized in playing support, and he is also a technical cow.

"Mom, I've been so good lately!"

Lin Jingru hurriedly said.

Liang Shishi frowned, "Be honest, don't make any ghost ideas all day long!" ”

Lin Feng thought to himself, isn't this daughter with you?

"Lin Jingru, go play! I'm looking for your dad! ”

As he spoke, he said to his sister Wu: "Sister Wu is good! ”

Sister Wu nodded, "I'm going to see the big talk of Journey to the West, do you want to watch it together?" ”

"I've seen all the old movies."

Liang Shishi said with a smile.

The witch was silent, and turned back into the house.

Watching a movie, preparing for it.

After all, it takes a certain amount of time to transform.

Lin Feng raised his wrist to look at the time, and said, "Auntie, is there something wrong?" ”

Liang Shishi said: "There is really a big thing for you to decide, about the petrochemical cooperation project with the Arutu people, we have the Spring Festival, but no one else has it." ”

As she spoke, Liang Shishi glanced at Lin Jingru.

Lin Jingru's eyes widened, looking interested.

Liang Shishi was happy, if Lin Jingru was interested in these business matters, it would be great.

She didn't know that Lin Jingru was thinking in her heart, how to get this mother together.

Of course, Lin Jingru also has a bottom line.

It doesn't hurt my mother to know this.

Otherwise, she would never have done such a thing.

Lin Feng glanced at Lin Jingru, "This is not the time to talk about things, let's go over there and find a place to talk!" ”

Liang Shishi glanced at her sister's house and nodded.

When leaving, he also helped his sister close the door.

Lin Jingru pulled Lin Feng's cuffs and quickly followed.

"Lin Jingru, is there something wrong?"

Lin Feng asked.

Lin Jingru shook her head and said, "It's okay!" Anyway, I'm fine, I want to hear my mom and dad talk about work. ”

Really!

When Liang Shishi heard this, she smiled and said: "It's just right, you also follow and learn, and the things in your mother's hands will be handed over to you in the future!" ”

Lin Feng nodded and gave Lin Jingru a thumbs up.

This sixth child is really getting more and more able to pretend.

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