8 Friends
Will the big devil carry sandbags for others?
Hehe.
It's good that he doesn't have to punch people with a punch the size of a punching bag.
"Go."
Xie Wuyu turned around with his hands and ordered the few humanoid beasts that were following behind him in a daze.
The four looked at each other.
Under the pressure of the big devil, the four didn't dare to disobey the order and obediently went to carry the sandbag.
The foreman who recruited short-term workers at the end of the street was a middle-aged man with a meaty face, and he had seen four young men with different appearances, and he looked up and down with his eyes: "I will work for half a day to make ten copper plates, until I finish moving the pile of sandbags and wood." Cooking, do you want to do it? ”
As soon as he heard that he could still take care of the food, he was so hungry that the eyes of the four big ones who were close to his chest and back lit up, and nodded again and again.
By the time they passed, six or seven workers were already carrying sandbags.
A sandbag costs almost one or two hundred catties, and an adult can carry two bags at most.
And then these four went and did the same.
At first, the four of them also carried two bags each.
I feel too light to carry it.
When I came back, I added four bags.
After running twice, I still feel troublesome and a waste of time.
So, it became that each person carried five or six bags on his shoulders, two or three bags on his head, and seven or eight bags in his hands, and walked in front of the foreman so easily.
The foreman was so shocked that his eyes were about to bulge: "......! ”
Where did this group of divine powers come from?!
The goods that were expected to be moved in half a day were moved in less than half an hour under the help of the four major ones.
When those few mortal short-term workers saw this scene, they were also at a loss.
If the work is done so easily, will the foreman still pay him?
The foreman was still there, in constant shock.
The four of them had already come over, their eyes around the foreman, like four big dogs waiting to be fed.
The foreman was so frightened that a few drops of cold sweat flowed from his forehead, and he didn't dare to repay the debt, so he quickly asked someone to take the account book and settle the wages for these masters.
But the four want not money at all, they want to eat.
But they can't speak.
Yes.
That's right, although the four fierce beasts were catalyzed into human form by Lingxiao's 'Ancient Pure Spirit Prayer', their brains are still beasts, and according to the time of transformation, they are like a little baby.
I haven't learned to speak yet.
The four humanoid beasts stared at the day worker anxiously.
Said that the one who is in charge of the rice, what about the rice?
Hungry, hungry.
The stomach of the most voracious eight-clawed fire cockroach makes a gurgling sound.
It lowered its head and aggrievedly touched its deflated belly.
The unicorn and the golden lion beast were not much better, and the eyes of the thunderbolt bat dragon already showed a fierce aura.
As the four fierce beasts, they are fire by nature, and when they are in the underworld, they only need to devour the magma flames to fill their stomachs.
But now he has come to the mortal world and has taken on a human form.
was also called by the big devil as a donkey.
They haven't eaten in a long time, so they're so hungry.
Hearing the little fat man's stomach rumbling with buckteeth, the foreman reacted, oh... I was going to eat it.
The foreman asked someone to bring a bowl of steamed buns.
The four eyes lit up, surrounded them, and began to stuff steamed buns into their mouths one by one.
Xie Wuyu sat on the roof opposite.
Looking at those stupid beasts, like pigs eating trough food, they are extremely disgusted.
Lingxiao said happily in his mind: "You see, in fact, they are quite easy to feed, and they are not clingy, and they are very obedient. Wouldn't it be wise for you to take them away? ”
Xie Wuyu sat on the cliff with his long legs, his blue eyes were scattered, and he sneered: "Childish." ”
"Don't you think mortal life is interesting?"
Xie Wuyu: "It's boring. ”
"And what do you think is interesting?" Lingxiao tried to talk to him about something.
"Of course, I will kill the Heavenly Palace now, tie up the old immortal Taishang, and order him to lift the forbidden spell of the ancient pure spirit, and you little thing will no longer be able to croak in the head of the deity."
"Isn't that even more boring?"
"With me, there can be someone to talk to you and chat." Lingxiao said, "If I'm gone, you'll be alone again." Eat alone, sleep alone, watch the stars at night is also alone, even go out to do things alone, not even a person to applaud you, how lonely it is! ”
Xie Wuyu: "......"
The five words 'Lao Tzu is not rare' rolled on the tip of his tongue.
Didn't say it.
Lingxiao continued: "Your cultivation is so high, you have reached the level of 'how lonely it is to be invincible'. Wouldn't it be nice to have me and you as a companion to talk, chat, and be funny when you're bored? The lifespan of immortals and demons is very long, and the days of thousands of years just go on and over again, how boring it is. ”
"Besides, I don't have any real influence on you."
Lingxiao said very self-awarely: "I have no cultivation, no harm, and no substance, I just have a thought." You can think of me as your friend. ”
"Friends, friends?" Xie Wuyu's tone was strange.
He has dominated the Three Realms for thousands of years, and no one has ever dared to say that he wants to be his friend.
"Yes, friend." Lingxiao's tone was filled with a light smile, "I even hope that we can become 'soulmates' in the future." ”
Xie Wuyu's tone was even more weird: "Soumeite, what is it?" ”
Lingxiao spread his hands and shrugged: "You can understand it as a soul mate." ”
Mate......
Xie Wuyu's expression was like a ghost.
This little thing wants to be his friend, but he still wants to be his partner?
Probably shocked.
The big devil didn't speak for a long time.
"If you don't speak, then you will be considered a promise!" Lingxiao said happily.
Xie Wuyu's lips moved a few times.
But as if under the silence spell, suddenly he couldn't speak.
He suddenly raised his hand, and a flame condensed in his palm.
The flame was extremely pure, and it changed in his palm, forming a circle, the center was as bright as a mercury mirror, and the black and red flames around it gathered light.
Lingxiao was in the center of Xie Wuyi's eyebrows, and through the fire in his palm, he saw Xie Wuyi's demonic face.
sighed again: "Xie Wuyi, you are so handsome." ”
Xie Wuyu: "......"
This little thing really has a strange brain circuit.
Xie Wuyu knew it very well.
Over the years, no matter where he went, anyone who saw his face and his evil blue eyes was frightened and frightened.
The group of rookies of the Protoss scolded him one by one behind his back, and he was born evil.
The ugly monsters that plague the Three Realms.
This little thing can actually say handsome to his face.
Is she so obsessed with him?
Is it because of the shih hī in the eyes of the lover?
Xie Wuyu held up the fire mirror and glanced at his face a few times strangely.
Is she really not afraid of him?
"It's not good, Xie Wuyu, go over and take a look, the four fierce beasts are fighting with those group of short-term workers!"
Lingxiao looked at the chaotic situation at the end of the street in front of him, and hurriedly called Xie Wuyu.
The four were fierce beasts, and even if they turned into human forms, their appetites were not ordinarily large.
A pot of steamed buns from the workers' hair was originally distributed among a group of them.
As a result, the four big ones only took one bite at a time, and they ate up the pot of steamed buns in a few clicks.
Not to mention eating it all, I still asked the foreman for it, and the rest of the workers who worked didn't grab a steamed bun, and the two sides were indignant and fought like this.
But ordinary mortals are the opponents of the four murderers.
As soon as a few of them were about to have a seizure, they were discovered by Lingxiao, and quickly asked the big devil to take care of it.
Xie Wuyu extinguished the demonic fire in his palm and looked up impatiently.
He flew off the roof.
fluttered in front of the four humanoid beasts, and his voice was cold and impatient: "Are you tired of being alive?" ”
When the four big demons saw the big devil coming, they froze in place in horror, not daring to move again.
However, the few mortal workers on the opposite side did not stop their hands, and a strong man raised a wooden stick in his hand, and struck the skull of the most 'weak' unicorn.
Because the unicorn's human form is a gentle and beautiful man, the others don't look too easy to mess with.
'Bang Dang'
The stick was broken in two.
The unicorn covers his head: Huh (╥_╥)
Lingxiao was furious: "Damn, dare to beat my unicorn!" ”
"Xie Wuyu, cut him!"
Xie Wuyu raised his foot and kicked the unicorn away.
The poor unicorn was kicked to a tree branch more than a dozen meters away and hung upside down: qwq.
Everyone: "......"
Everyone was stunned for three seconds, and then scattered in an instant.
"Oh no, there's a monster!"
Lingxiao was anxious: "Xie Wuyu, I asked you to cut that strong man who bullied the cub, why did you kick the cub away." ”
Xie Wuyu snorted: "Useless things, even a group of ordinary people can't beat them, what's the use of them." ”
Lingxiao said: "This is the mortal world, you can't open a killing ring, they are obedient so that they don't hurt people." ”
The more Lingxiao said this, the more unhappy the big devil became.
He doesn't like unicorns now.
"Alas, forget it, let's hurry up, those ordinary people will be in trouble if they call someone to come in a while."
This is the mortal world, not comparable to the cultivation realm.
In case the big devil accidentally goes crazy later, Lingxiao is not sure that his 'Tightening Spell' can control him.
Lingxiao urged Xie Wuyu to leave quickly.
They just walked on the front foot.
The people found a group of 'Taoist chiefs' who were guests at the county guard in the city.
This group of 'Dao Masters', coincidentally, are a few disciples who have gone down the mountain to experience in the Taichu Sect.
The disciples of the Xiuzhen Sect go down the mountain to practice, and they are generally mainly to kill demons and demons, or to go to the secret realm to find treasures.
This time, these disciples came to this place called 'Meicheng'.
The monster didn't meet, but was invited to the house by the local county guard to be a guest.
was eating wine in the house, and suddenly heard the noise outside, and the housekeeper ran in in a panic to report: "My lord, the people outside came to ask for help, saying that they met a monster with green eyes and white hair at the entrance of Chengxi Street!" The fierce god is hurting people! ”
When several disciples of the Taichu Sect heard this, they immediately raised their swords and rose: "Don't worry, the county guard, this matter will be handed over to us." ”
After going down the mountain for so long, the journey was smooth sailing, and I didn't encounter any experience.
This time, it's good, drowsiness meets a pillow.
Finally, they came across a youkai who was wreaking havoc in the mortal world.
Look at how hard they are!
On the other side, Lingxiao kept urging Xie Wuyu: "Hurry up, let's get out of here and go to the next place." ”
But the devil is slow and unhurried.
I like to see these stupid mortals look afraid of him.
It's just slow and fast.
The group of Taichu Sect disciples in the back quickly caught up.
A group of people drew their swords one after another, and pointed at the back of the green-eyed and white-haired monster with high spirits and shouted: "Demon, suffer death!" ”
Xie Wuyu sneered contemptuously and turned around slowly.
I saw that the faces of the group of immortal cultivators suddenly turned terrified and pale-
"Xie, Xie, Xie Wuyi?!"
What the is this green-eyed and white-haired little monster?
This is the devil who terrifies the entire Three Realms!