Kong Hou is stupid, Fei Fei is stupid, and Brother Dao is also stupid.

Not only them, but Brother Dao's gang was also dumbfounded.

No matter how they thought about it, they didn't expect that they had just let Zhang Yang go, and seeing that he had picked up a life, they could actually say such a sentence at the end.

After all, for a man, the most serious insult is nothing more than about that aspect of the "function".

It had to be that Kong Hou reacted quickly, and immediately ran to Zhang Yang's side with a pale face, while desperately making eye contact with Zhang Yang to let Zhang Yang cooperate, and on the other hand, he hurriedly smiled and apologized to Brother Dao:

"Brother Dao, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! You don't know, my brother was injured in the brain when he was a child, and sometimes he was prone to a violent sentence or two, but don't take it to heart......"

However, Zhang Yang did not cooperate at all, or he didn't plan to stop at all:

"What I'm saying is the truth, Brother Dao, as for whether it's true or not, you know it in your own heart."

Brother Dao's face, which was full of meat, was already pale with anger, and even his voice was trembling:

"Y-What did you just say?!"

"Do you want me to say it?" Zhang Yang grinned, "Then I'll say it directly, Brother Dao, your function is not good, it is not good!" ”

This sentence was like a thunderclap for everyone present, so that these people didn't even dare to continue talking, and even Fei Fei was frightened, and hurriedly hid behind Zhang Yang, making a plan to run away at any time.

Kong Hou was about to collapse, and hurriedly lowered his voice: "Ah Yang, are you crazy?" This man is not easy to mess with! ”

Brother Dao has already entered a state of anger and laughter, and he is even a little delirious: "Ha! Wow, now any cat or dog dares to be so arrogant! Give it to me, unload one of his arms and legs first! ”

Seeing that the big men were already approaching with their fists, Zhang Yang then said loudly:

"However, even if you can't function anymore, I have a way to cure you!"

Kong Hou wanted to cry without tears: "Ah Yang, when is this still going to be said about this!" Let's run away! ”

However, these words just worked, and as soon as Zhang Yang's voice fell, Brother Dao raised his hand: "Wait." ”

Facing the suspicious gaze of the younger brothers of his subordinates, Brother Dao's face was also cloudy.

Because only he knows here that what Zhang Yang said is actually the truth.

Although he looks tough and strong on the outside, since many years ago, Brother Dao's "that life" has lost its vigor, regardless of whether it is traditional Chinese medicine or physiotherapy, it has no effect.

At first, Zhang Yang directly ridiculed, and Brother Dao was still very angry, but calm down and think about it, how did this kid see it?!

Of course he wouldn't know that Zhang Yang only needed a glance to see that Brother Dao was strong on the outside and weak on the inside, especially the hypocrisy in the lower plate, at first glance, because his life was too prodigal when he was young, which led to his current life not lifting.

And Brother Dao is the customer Zhang Yang is looking for today!

Kong Hou and Fei Fei didn't expect Brother Dao to suddenly call out to stop their little brothers, and they didn't understand what was going on for a while.

Brother Dao coughed twice, pretending to be calm and asked, "I'm very normal in that regard!" But I'm curious about the sea mouth opened by your kid, according to you, there is still a way for you to cure that incompetence? ”

Hearing this, Zhang Yang knew that this guy had already bitten his own hook.

Zhang Yang smiled confidently: "Of course, if there is no way, how dare I open such a mouth?" Look—"

Zhang Yang had already prepared, as if he was magical, and with a twist of his wrist, a large black qi tonifying pill had already appeared in Zhang Yang's palm.

"What is this?"

Brother Dao's eyes were full of suspicion, and even Kong Hou didn't expect Zhang Yang to suddenly take out this hand, and he was extremely confused for a while.

"You kid, I'm afraid you just want to fool me by rubbing a mud pill outside?" Brother Dao raised his eyebrows and said, "How does this thing look like a fake medicine!" ”

"Don't look at the appearance, look at the efficacy." Zhang Yang spread out his palms, "As long as you eat it, within ten minutes, I can guarantee that you can clearly feel the strong effect." ”

"To put it simply, it's a rejuvenation!"

Brother Dao sneered: "You have a good idea, use Lao Tzu as a guinea pig to try your fake medicine?" Why did Lao Tzu eat your stuff that doesn't even have a production mark? ”

Zhang Yang also guessed that Brother Dao would have this kind of statement, and he had already prepared:

"Just because I'm willing to make this bet with you, but if you eat it doesn't work, I'll compensate you for my girlfriend!"

"Huh?"

This exclamation came from Fei Fei, who was hiding behind Zhang Yang, and this time, it was obviously Zhang Yang's turn to give her a surprise attack, which directly pushed her to the front.

Facing Fei Fei's bewildered expression, Zhang Yang just mouthed and said, "I helped you just now, and now it's your turn to do me a favor." ”

Hearing this, Brother Dao's group of younger brothers suddenly burst out into laughter:

"I'm afraid this person doesn't have a serious illness, I've seen a gambler for money, and it's the first time I've seen a girlfriend gamble."

"Not only that, but I still use a fake drug to bet on my girlfriend, I'm afraid I'm really a fool."

"Brother Dao, don't be vague with this kid, let's take down that little girl!"

"Boy, when Brother Dao and your girlfriend turn over the clouds, I will record a video for you to see!"

Even Brother Dao laughed, after all, in his eyes, this was equivalent to a piece of fat being sent to his mouth by Zhang Yang.

To say that nothing else is very attractive to Brother Dao, but for Fei Fei, Brother Dao really can't refuse.

What's more, this medicine will not work 100%, and in front of so many people, Brother Dao is even more sure that Zhang Yang will not dare to play tricks on himself.

Today, he's winning!

"Boy, since you want to be a green-haired turtle, then Lao Tzu will fulfill you!"

Brother Dao stepped forward with a sinister smile, his salty and wet gaze staring at Fei Fei tightly, as if he had seen her as his own.

"Boy, take out the pills, I'll let you lose convincingly today!"

However, Zhang Yang did not hand over the entire pill to Brother Dao, but only scraped off a little powder and poured it into Brother Dao's hand, making him confused.

"I'm afraid the effect of this single pill is twenty, and you can't bear it." Zhang Yang explained, "You should take a little powder first, I promise, if you want to see the effect of the medicine, this is enough." ”

"Hmph, pretend to be a ghost, I'll see how you cry later!"

Completely disdainful, Brother Dao swallowed the pill powder in his hand directly.

"Damn, why is it so bitter?"

Brother Dao complained for a while, then coughed twice, and sneered at Zhang Yang:

"Lao Tzu will wait for you for ten minutes now, so that you can lose convincingly!"

However, Zhang Yang smiled more confidently: "It doesn't take ten minutes, from now on, ten seconds is enough!" ”