"Okay, okay, I haven't been in contact with the cultivation realm either, why don't you introduce me?" Bai Xiaobai said.

Xiao Hei was silent for a while and said: "In the cultivation realm, whether it is the righteous path or the evil cultivation, it is actually fighting with the heavens, fighting for life, and changing one's life against the sky!" ”

"Since the Jindan realm, as long as you advance, there will be a thunder tribulation, and that is because the monk's cultivation itself violates the rules of this world to descend the thunder tribulation."

"Maybe you don't know that monks die in thunderstorms no less than they die on the battlefield killing enemies, but there are still people who continue to practice one after another, in order to change their lives and live forever!"

Phoenix......

Bai Xiaobai remembered that Yun Miao had also said this word before, and he said that his cultivation was also for immortality.

Xiao Hei continued: "In your cognition, evil cultivators have to kill people and set fires, and they have to treat people as meat and cultivate them, and evil cultivators are also human beings, and they have to work harder than you. ”

"Some people don't have spiritual roots, but if they want to practice, they have to change their lives, and they can only overdraft their lives to cultivate through the so-called evil law, and in the end they fail, and that person is said to be crazy, and the exercises are said to be evil laws."

So, what is positive? Should he just do nothing all his life, give up his ideas like the walking dead, and not allow him to make all the efforts he has acquired because of his innate shortcomings, just to let him live for a few more short decades? Is this positive? ”

"Evil cultivators, at all costs, desperate, as the so-called crazy demons can't live, this! It's an evil cultivator! ”

Xiao Hei said impassionedly, even if he couldn't speak, just reading the text could feel his excitement at this time.

After reading these words, Bai Xiaobai nodded involuntarily.

Taking a deep breath, he replied, "Bad pen, you PU· A me! ”

Blackie: ???

What I said on the horse is so reasonable, and you still scold me?

"Bai Xiaobai! You're sick, right, what I said doesn't make sense? Xiao Hei said excitedly.

Bai Xiaobai replied: "It makes sense, but you are secretly changing the concept, the Tao is born as space, and life is second as yin and yang, all things in the world hold yin and negative yang, and they restrain each other and live together." You only said yin but not yang, you only said the unwillingness of the person in the practice, but you didn't say the care that his family gave him. Maybe it's a pity that he has been inactive for decades, but it is also a blessing to live with his family for decades with children and grandchildren. ”

"You have infinitely magnified his unwillingness, in other words, what right do you have to deprive him of happiness? You're not PU· What am I? ”

"The most important thing for the balance of yin and yang is the word balance, if you change it now, it is the scale, you can practice, but you must have a scale, and it would be good if you have less happiness and make up for your regrets."

After Bai Xiaobai finished sending, Xiao Hei was silent for a long time and replied: "How do you know that so many college entrance examinations are so forceful?" ”

Bai Xiaobai: ......

"Take this in the college entrance examination?" Bai Xiaobai replied.

Bai Xiaobai doesn't know why, as long as he looks at these fantasy things from childhood to adulthood, he can see through them, and he can't lift his spirit no matter how he looks at them outside of the serious language.

This little black can also be regarded as his strength.

Alas?

Wrong.

Did Xiao Hei scold me just now?

So Bai Xiaobai began a new round of scolding war with Xiaohei.

Twenty minutes later, Bai Xiaobai took out the mobile phone charging cable and began to charge the mobile phone, and after turning it on, he typed: "Do you want to talk about business?" ”

Xiao Hei replied, "I ...... I...... I'm tired ......."

"Play with eggs! Hurry up and teach, or I'll throw you in the toilet, and then I'll go to a famous and decent family to cultivate, and you will be your tumor! Bai Xiaobai threatened.

"Are you still willing to learn? Not angry? Xiao Hei wondered.

Xiao Hei thinks that he has lost the trust between each other by brainwashing Bai Xiaobai, and now he won't learn no matter what he teaches, which Cheng thinks Bai Xiaobai still wants to learn now.

He couldn't figure it out, so he asked, "I'm bewitching you...... Why do you want to learn from me? ”

Bai Xiaobai replied: "It's normal, generally bosses will train employees on their own corporate culture, aren't you just talking about the evil corporate culture?" Just because there's a culture problem doesn't mean there's a problem with workplace skills. ”

"I'm an accountant to apply for a job in a company, the company's corporate culture is the same as, and the boss is the same as you, but this profession and skills are right, so why don't I learn?"

Xiao Hei thought about it, it did make sense.

No, wait, what do you mean that the boss is the same as me?!

Feeling offended, but there is no evidence.

"I have four sets of exercises for you to choose from, the first set is called Eight Gates Dunjia that I recently realized, there are eight doors in the human body, and the eight doors are fully open and can kick out the finale!"

Bai Xiaobai: "Did you ride a horse and watch anime behind my back?" ”

Blackie: ......

Bai Xiaobai walked into the toilet, put his mobile phone on the toilet lid and said, "You have one more chance." ”

Xiao Hei hurriedly said, "You calm down, I'll say it well." ”

"I remembered a lot of exercises, but I was afraid that you wouldn't be able to practice the exercises that your foundation was too thin and too profound, so I chose three sets for you and you chose one."

"The first set of exercises is called Ten Thousand Demon Decision, Dacheng can drive monsters to run rampant in the world, and can also slaughter demon beasts to enhance their own cultivation."

"Demon?" Bai Xiaobai asked curiously.

"Your little brother is a demon, in fact, this exercise is also the one I chose for you after you accepted this little brother, you can subdue him first, and then I found that there are a few demon clan children enrolled in this school, you can also accept them together, and then use them to subdue his family, and finally control their entire family. After you become a master, you will use the essence blood of their entire clan to help you improve your cultivation and become an advanced god! How about it, I've thought about all your plans later, intimate or not? ”

Bai Xiaobai felt so tired......

Intimate?

I'll stick your grandma's legs!

It's really a matter of losing all the conscience!

Or else you would have been destroyed!

"Next!" Bai Xiaobai said.

“╮(╯▽╰)╭”

"It's hard to serve." Xiao Hei said.

"The second set of exercises is called the Eight Desolations Burning Blood Gong, there was a monk who relied on this exercise to change from obscurity to a hegemon, this exercise is extremely fast to improve the realm, and after my transformation, the shortcomings of the previous overdraft of life have become a two-way overdraft of life and blood, and it can also overdraft the blood of others."

"I've thought about this for you, you go and eat duck blood first, and then eat blood sausage......"

Bai Xiaobai: ......

What kind of exercise are yours?

It's simply the cultivation realm on the tip of the tongue!

You ask the dog who just entered the school, does it believe in this exercise?

"Next!" Bai Xiaobai said impatiently.

"The last one is amazing, Heavenly Demon Sutra!"

"This is an ascetic monk who cultivates Buddhism and falls into the enlightenment of the devil's path, goes against the Buddha's way, eats raw meat, drinks human blood, enjoys the meat tripod, and after the completion of the demonic qi spreads for three thousand miles, the flesh becomes a demon! Dick or not? ”

Bai Xiaobai nodded, thinking that the two in front of him had broken through the lower limit, but this turned out to be a combination of the two.

Sure enough, dick.

As he spoke, he threw his phone down the toilet.

Damn, I don't study anymore!

Listening to your introduction to this exercise, there is no book of longevity, cultivation is immortality? Immortal poop!

Why am I in the academy now, in the nest of righteousness, and you have made me a demon in the flesh? What's the trouble?

Buzz buzz ~~~~

Blackie began his final struggle, vibrating wildly.

Bai Xiaobai picked up the phone and said, "I'll give you one last chance." ”

Black: "(•́へ•́╬)"

"Bai Xiaobai, you respect me a little!"

"Anyway, I'm also half of your master!"

"Your uncle!"

Suddenly, Bai Xiaobai thought of a question and asked, "By the way, what kind of exercises do you practice?" ”

Xiao Hei: "I'm sorry, the user you are calling is not in the service area, please send it later, Sao Rui, the noisy Seves Airi of Youduo Youda!" ”

Bai Xiaobai......