Chapter 64: Face Instrument
Just as Bai Xiaobai was thinking, Feng Wu pushed him beside him: "How is it, am I right?" ”
"I think I can help you get through this bottleneck." Mused.
Feng Wu was stunned for a moment: "You said you could help us?" ”
If it were said by another person, Ai Fengwu would have scoffed at it and mocked it by the way, but Bai Xiaobai ......
I don't know why, Ai Fengwu believes Bai Xiaobai a little, not for anything else, this guy is indeed a bit evil, and the evil door is powerful.
Bai Xiaobai nodded and walked towards the courtyard, shaking his head as he walked: "People, you can't be too good." ”
When the two entered the courtyard, Bai Xiaobai was directly stupid.
"This ...... This is a slum? Bai Xiaobai asked.
From the outside, it is the teacher's courtyard, and from the inside, it is four thatched houses.
It can't be called dilapidated anymore, the dilapidated is at least glorious in the past, and now it is dirty and messy, but this ......
There's obviously not much room to fall.
The walls of the thatched hut are earthen and covered with straw, and the windows are made of wooden sticks and crosses.
Ai Fengwu introduced: "You also know that everyone in our academy is in debt, as the saying goes, good steel is used on the blade, and we can't look down on things like accommodation!" ”
Bai Xiaobai: ......
How did you justifiably say that you were poor like this?
Ai Fengwu continued: "The big one in front is Teacher Wenren's mansion. ”
"Mansion?" Bai Xiaobai looked at Ai Fengwu.
Is it so subtle?
Ai Fengwu nodded: "The teacher said, even if the students look down on us, the teachers look down on us, and the parents look down on us, we have to look down on ourselves!" ”
……
It's over, it's over, it's completely brainwashed.
Isn't it, what about sanity?!
You teachers, PUA guys, can't you see it?
Ai Fengwu pointed to the room on the left: "That's where I live, the right one is where Zhengzhi lives, and you live in the back room." When I have time, I will carve a sign for you and write it on the white house and hang it for you. ”
Bai Xiaobai waved his hand: "You don't have to. ”
At this moment, a little monk walked out of the thatched hut, and when he saw Ai Fengwu, he beckoned, "Senior Brother Fengwu, you are back!" ”
Feng Wu nodded and pulled Bai Xiaobai to introduce, "This is our new junior brother, Bai Xiaobai." ”
"This is Zhengzhi, Zhengzhi is his Dharma name and Dao number, his real name is Yuwen Mathematics."
Bai Xiaobai picked a thumbs up after listening to Ai Fengwu's introduction: "Good name!" ”
Politics smiled and scratched his head: "Senior brother praises falsely." ”
Ai Fengwu said: "Zhengzhi used to be a member of the Dharma Academy, and Master Mingjing, the head of the Dharma Academy, personally gave him the Dharma name Zhengzhi, but later because of some minor conflicts between the rules of the Dharma Academy itself and Zhengzhi's hobby, he transferred to the Dharma Academy. ”
"What conflict?" Bai Xiaobai asked curiously.
Zhengzhi scratched his head embarrassedly: "I like to engage in objects." ”
Bai Xiaobai: ......
No, are you all so tactful?
Is this called a skirmish?
It's not appropriate!
Zhengzhi said with a smile: "I explained at the time that the wine and meat passed through the intestines, and the Buddha left it in his heart. Ten thousand flowers have passed, and the leaves do not stick to the body. But they still don't want me, it's a pity. ”
Bai Xiaobai feels that his CPU is a little smoky, these two sentences mean the same thing?
I think you should be grateful to Dade if they don't die.
Zhengzhi continued: "Then I went to the refining department, and within three years I developed seven kinds of spiritual weapons, and the head of the academy coaxed me out instead of rewarding me, and finally Mr. Wenren took me in. ”
Bai Xiaobai asked curiously, "You have developed seven kinds of spirit weapons?" What are they? ”
Seeing Bai Xiaobai ask like this, Zhengzhi took Bai Xiaobai's hand and said excitedly: "Come on, come on, I'll take you to see!" ”
Saying that, regardless of Ai Fengwu, he pulled Bai Xiaobai into the house.
Although the living conditions of these thatched houses are not good, they have one advantage, that is, they are large!
Basically, each room has an area of less than 100 square meters, but the room that entered Zhengzhi still seemed a little crowded.
Zhengzhi smiled and took out something from the ruins of his room and introduced, "I can't find anything else, you look at this first." ”
At this time, Zhengzhi's hand is a round sticker of unknown texture, the size of the palm of his right hand.
Bai Xiaobai asked curiously, "Is this ......?"
Jeongji excitedly introduced, "I call it a "face instrument!" ””
Bai Xiaobai: ???
Why don't I understand what he's talking about.
Zhengzhi introduced: "After many years of love experience, I can tell you that it is really difficult to get a partner in the cultivation realm! The reason is that there are so few female monks, so I researched this spiritual weapon. ”
"If it is used properly, even the big guys of the Heavenly Palace can benefit a lot!"
"Just stick him on the car, remember to stick it on the car where the reflective Tucheng can't see clearly, and then inject a little spiritual power......"
"And then?" Bai Xiaobai asked curiously.
Zhengzhi smiled: "The car will vibrate by itself, swaying from side to side, imitating the frequency of real vibration, and others will feel that you have a Taoist companion when they see your car vibrating, so that you have a unique face!" ”
Bai Xiaobai was shocked!
This is simply a product of combining cultivation, mortality, and human nature.
The head of the Shentu Courtyard didn't slaughter you, you should really thank him!
Ai Fengwu walked in at this time and said with a smile: "Zhengzhi's idea is relatively advanced, but there are some things that are still very useful. ”
"For example?" Bai Xiaobai asked.
Ai Fengwu: "Hmm...... Hmmm......"
Five minutes later, Bai Xiaobai walked out of Zhengzhi's room, feeling that his future was bleak.
This all-round academy is simply a shelter for school outcasts!
Zhengzhi won't talk about it, and Ai Fengwu is not simple.
Ai Fengwu is also from a famous family, is the name of this family...... It's a bit hard to put into words.
Let's put it this way, his family is in a single lineage, his great-grandfather Eddie, great-grandfather Addison, grandfather is also grandfather called Elluway, his father is called Emmath, and in his generation is called Ai Fengwu......
The family tree is flourishing, and his family is a line, and they are all so familiar and unfamiliar.
Bai Xiaobai felt that this family was living very skillfully, as if they were stealing other people's incense, but there was no evidence.
What Bai Xiaobai didn't expect was that Ai Fengwu's spiritual root was a waste spiritual root, and he was very disappointed before entering the school, and his final exam results were also very unsatisfactory, and in the end, Teacher Wenren still accepted him and let him enter the all-round academy.
But when Bai Xiaobai asked what his spiritual root manifested, he didn't say whether he was alive or dead, and he didn't know why.
Came out and breathed in the fresh air, and the mood was ...... Hey, that's it.
In short, this fucking cultivation life has begun, and I have entered the pit.
Zhengzhi and Ai Fengwu also walked out at this time, and Zhengzhi asked, "Fengwu, Senior Brother Xiaobai was brought by you, did Master Fei tie it up for you?" ”
Bai Xiaobai turned around and looked at Ai Fengwu: "Capitation fee?" ”
Ai Fengwu scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "The teacher said, recruit a student to the all-round department and reward a capitation fee of 500." ”
"5,000,000 spirit stones?" Bai Xiaobai asked.
Ai Fengwu shook his head: "500 spirit stones...... ...... before tax"
Bai Xiaobai: ......
Now the mood is even worse......
At this time, Bai Xiaobai was thinking that when he was in a bad mood, he should transfer this emotion, or share it with everyone.
So he took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Hu Qiang.