Volume 1 Chapter 136 White Impermanence VS Anubis
Looking at Jiang Wenming's enthusiastic appearance, Bai Wuchang was still a little uncomfortable.
As a soul seducer, he doesn't say that everyone avoids everywhere he passes, but he can not get close without approaching, how can he ever see this kind of battle.
Dare to shake hands with him?
But thinking that he hasn't walked in the world for a long time, maybe the world has long forgotten his existence.
"This is the first battle of our return to the underworld, and we have to fight beautifully."
Bai Wuchang secretly thought to himself in his heart, how to show the majesty of their underworld ghost in a while.
Just as he was distracted, Jiang Wenming suddenly took his hand, raised it high, and shouted down.
"The gods who participated in this competition are the soul envoys of the middle and earthly veins of our Chinese god system, and when I see the impermanence of wealth and wealth, Xie Bi'an!"
"What? Soul Messenger? ”
"Damn, it's a ghost, I heard my grandmother tell me that when she was a child, her grandmother used to hear her grandmother say that after a person dies, there will be a soul messenger coming.
Take people's souls into a place called underworld, there will be judges who will punish people according to their crimes before death, and only after the sins are washed away, people will be reincarnated, but I didn't expect this to be true. ”
"Dude, did your grandmother say how to wash away sins? Why does that sound so creepy? ”
"It is said that there are eighteen layers of hell in the underworld, which will be distributed according to the crimes committed by people in the yang world, going up the knife mountain and going down to the oil pot, gouging out the eyes and pulling out the tongue, freezing the fire, ......"
"What if I can't bear it?"
"Dead? Those who can go to hell are already dead, and as long as they enter hell, they are immortal and immortal, and unless they are washed away from their sins, they should not think of leaving. ”
Before he could finish his words, everyone around him shuddered.
These punishments are chilling to listen to, not to mention that there is a setting that the sentence must be served.
This made many people look frightened and began to try to remember what bad things they had done in their lives.
"I sleep with my male girlfriend, it shouldn't be cheating, right?"
"I need to make up the arrears of wages, it shouldn't be a sin, right?"
"Woooooooooo......oo If I peek at the aunt next door taking a bath, will I be gouged out? ”
"You guys are a piece of, I've done all this you said!"
"Brother, I respect you as a man."
"That's not right! According to what he said, the soul envoy should be very terrifying, although he stuck out his tongue and looked a little crazy, but how could he be happy? And what's going on with the one on his hat that makes money at first sight? ”
"This ...... Haven't you heard the old saying, money can make ghosts grind. I think I want to receive benefits, right? ”
The people around him nodded in agreement, indicating their approval of his statement.
"Don't listen to his nonsense, the soul seducer will only catch those who are guilty and go to hell, if you do good deeds and accumulate virtue on weekdays, not only will you not be hooked when you meet them, but good things will happen, this is the reason for making money at first sight."
"Well, according to you, isn't this the God of Wealth? Don't talk about it, I'll knock one first! ”
"Together, together!"
As everyone spread the word ten, ten to hundred, it soon became a rumor that Bai Wuchang was actually the God of Wealth.
"Lord Impermanence bless me with a fortune!"
"Lord Impermanence bless me with a prosperous business!"
"Master Impermanence blesses my daughter-in-law with an early birth to a noble son."
"Auntie, did you worship the wrong one?"
"What do you know, Master Impermanence is a soul envoy, and no one has to go through his hands to reincarnate, I will bow down now and let him choose a good grandson for me, isn't it normal?"
"It makes sense, then I'll say goodbye too."
"You're picking kids too?"
"No, I'll pick the kid!"
“……”
The blessings of the people in the audience were all transmitted to the ears of the gods of heaven and the gods of the earth.
Within the heavenly court.
"Careless! The business expansion of the underworld is too ruthless, what do you think of Lao Zhao? ”
Tai Bai Xing looked at Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth on the side.
"Lao Tzu look at a fart, Xie Bi'an is a bastard, he even dares to rob my job, from now on this Liang Zi is over."
Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth, blew his beard angrily and stared.
"No, we can't just let the group of people in the underworld be in the limelight, our gods of the heavenly court also have to show their faces, otherwise this business will not be robbed by the underworld?"
"Makes sense! Let's go for the next one! ”
“……”
In the underworld.
Emperor Xudu and the Ten Palaces of Yama both had strange expressions on their faces.
"I didn't expect that after hundreds of years of not coming back, the world would be so enthusiastic about our underworld."
The Ten Palaces Yama looked relieved.
"Yes, I like this year's human beings very much, and I will consider adding ten years of longevity to each person."
Emperor Xudu stroked his beard and smiled.
"Looks like I'm going to have to let them go out and walk around more in the future!"
"The reputation of our prefecture has been ruined by those bald asses in the West, and now it is finally recovering, and it must be maintained."
"I heard that horror houses are popular in the world now, and I will regularly organize tour groups to bring people over to visit, and if the funds are not enough, the location will be temporarily set at the eighteenth floor of hell."
"It's okay to feel the atmosphere of our underworld in advance, so that you can understand where you will go in the future."
“……”
Ten halls of Yama, you said a word, and directly arranged the future planning of the underworld.
In the ring.
Bai Wuchang's pale face actually had an extra flush at this time.
"People are too enthusiastic now, the power of faith is rising, and this incense, I really miss it!"
Looking at the incense qi around him, Bai Wuchang inhaled it violently and inhaled it into his abdomen, showing a touch of remembrance and joy on his face.
"Fortune at first sight!"
The mourning stick in his hand waved, and countless green fluorescents flew out and sprinkled towards the Chinese audience area.
"Ah, my stock has gone up!"
"The ticket I bought won the prize."
"My house is going to be demolished."
"The advertisement for a child is real, and the rich sister asked me to meet."
“……”
Excited voices rang out, and many people began to cheer.
Jiang Wenming listened to the shouts below, it was a look of confusion, and even he almost thought that what was in front of him was not Bai Wuchang, but the God of Wealth.
Now instead of worshipping the God of Wealth, you worship impermanence instead?
Just as he was thinking about whether it was opened in the wrong way, Poppy's voice suddenly sounded in his ears.
[In this game, Bai Wuchang, the Chinese soul messenger, will face Anubis, the god of death in the Egyptian underworld, and the game is about to begin! ] 】
Hearing this, Bai Wuchang flicked his long tongue and walked to the ring with a smile.
"Are you Huaxia looking down on me? I actually sent you a little ghost to send you? ”
Although Anubis said this, he was happy in his heart.
If it was other righteous gods, he couldn't be the opponent of those gods at all, but the other party only sent a small ghost.
In his impression, the status of the ghost is similar to that of the servants and miscellaneous servants below him, doing some dirty work.
But he didn't know that in the Chinese mythological system, status does not mean strength.
Black and white impermanence is indeed a ghost, but they have another position!
100,000 Yin Soldier Commander!