Chapter 4 The last one who did not listen to persuasion grew grass on the grave
"I'll knock, you're really a god!"
The motorcycle man was instantly amused by Zhang Fan's words.
Lao Tzu is so well equipped and dressed that a fool can see that I am a motorcyclist, guess it!
Of course, he wasn't offended by that.
He never believed in fortune telling.
As a young man in the new century, of course, he believes in science and resists feudal superstition.
And the reason why he found Zhang Fan was just to have some fun.
As for the hexagram, don't even think about it.
"Brother Tai praised it, what are you?"
"You help me look at palmistry, how is my lifeline, can I live past a hundred years old?"
The motorcycle man squatted down and stretched out a hand to Zhang Fan.
Seeing this scene, the host Xiaoma was very surprised, and netizens were also very surprised.
Someone would really ask him for a fortune divination.
Moreover, he is also the least superstitious young man.
Could it be that fortune-telling and divination have become popular among young people?
Just when everyone was confused, Zhang Fan's solemn voice sounded.
"Tut~"
I saw that he gently pushed away the other party's hand, frowned, and said:
"There's no need to look at palmistry, brother, I see that your Yin Hall is black, your life palace is collapsing, and there will be a bloody disaster in a few days, so it's better not to ride a bike recently."
"What?!"
"You tell me clearly, what is the Bloody Light Disaster!"
As soon as these words came out, the motorcycle man was instantly furious, and the barrage in the live broadcast room scrolled rapidly.
[Dictionary, what a special classic, will the fortune teller know this sentence? ] 】
[Wocao, it's so accurate, I can't tell you and Li Chunfeng at all! ] 】
[Aren't you afraid of being beaten up for such a fortune telling? ] 】
[As far as I know, fortune tellers also have to ask about the birth date first, right? 】
[I understand, this kid's part-time job is just to beg for money, right? 】
[666, what are you doing, you just entered the topic of fraud? 】
【……】
On the side, the host Pony looked at Zhang Fan blankly, really stunned by his remarks.
He has seen a lot of fortune tellers on the streets, but when he opens his mouth, he talks about the disaster of blood and light, isn't it something that only happens in TV dramas?
However, in the face of the angry motorcycle man, Zhang Fan was calm and calm, as if he was pretending to be deep.
"It's useless to talk too much, today's hexagram will be exempted, so you can do it yourself."
"Haha, I'm laughing to death!"
The motorcycle man didn't get angry but laughed, "Don't come with me!" ”
"Who sent you this hexagram money, do you think that if you say this, I will give you money?"
"Think beautifully!"
"Lao Tzu won't give you a dime, won't let me ride? I'm going to ride sideways! ”
"Don't think that if you wear a Taoist robe, you are a true Taoist priest!"
"Joker!"
After squirting Zhang Fan angrily, the motorcycle man turned his head and left.
Sure enough, none of the fortune tellers are reliable, and they are full of nonsense.
I just had a physical examination from the hospital and everything is normal!
Since childhood, my family has said that I am blessed with a great life, and I will definitely be rich in the future.
The old gentleman also said that he would live to eighty if he said less!
It's not a day or two to ride a motorcycle, and it's a bloody disaster!
Laugh to death!
If you want to cheat Lao Tzu's money, there is no door!
Looking at the back of the locomotive man leaving, Zhang Fan did not have any waves in his heart, and said lightly:
"You and I are destined, and we will meet again."
"Humph!"
The locomotive man snorted coldly, jumped into the car handsomely, and drove away from Qingyang Street at high speed.
After he leaves, the host pony is confused.
Zhang Fan...... This...... Is it your part-time job? ”
"That's right, that's my part-time job."
"Yes...... You just said ......"
"The last one who didn't listen to persuasion, the grave grass is so high."