"Could it be that your red eyes scared Elena?"

"Or did she find out about you stepping on three boats?"

"As the saying goes, a husband and wife for a day are 100 days, and the head of the bed fights at the end of the bed and ...... How big of a deal can it be? Isn't it a matter of being soft and flattering? ”

Xin Fatzi and Zhang Jixin sang and harmonized, muttering all kinds of unreliable words in Zheng Qing's ear, completely ignoring the darkening faces of the young public-funded students.

It wasn't until Zheng Qing couldn't hold back the irritability in his heart and was about to take out his Colt Silver Python to show the two fools in front of him a little color, when the stick figure figure posted behind the classroom door suddenly screamed:

"Lao Yao is here?!

"Lao Yao has already gone up the stairs and walked around the corner!"

"Students, sit down and take out your textbooks and notebooks!"

Hearing its warning, the originally chaotic classroom was like an oil pot with a lid on it, first exploded, and then after a while, all the sounds were quietly silenced. There was only a slight sound of rustling, but some people were nervously flipping through textbooks, or accidentally moving chairs and desks.

In the distance, the sound of Professor Yao's footsteps walking could already be heard from the corridor.

"Excuse me... For the sake of us being so reliable, who can do it well, draw a hat for us when class is over!" After noticing the quiet atmosphere in the classroom, the stick figure figure behind the door once again made the same request: "It's winter now, young wizards, can you bear to treat a free soul harshly?"

Zheng Qing couldn't help but roll his eyes when he listened to the stick figure villain's muttering - although a long time had passed, he still remembered very clearly that a certain stick figure villain had played the game of 'wolf coming' many times, and he teased everyone for a while. The students didn't draw a few strokes of cold wind and build two snowmen on the paper of the stick figure villain in the winter, which was already a very polite and generous performance, not to mention helping it draw a hat.

"I've always been curious, you said it's a stick figure on a piece of paper, can you feel cold?" Xin Fat Man seemed to think of something, ignoring Lao Yao's approaching footsteps, turned his head, and asked Xiao Xiao curiously.

Before Xiao Xiao could answer, Elder Zhang next to him laughed in a low voice: "Funny...... You're not a stick figure, so how do you know it doesn't feel cold?"

Xin Fat Man was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously retorted: "You are not me, how do you know that I don't know whether that stick figure is cold or not?"

When Zhang Jixin heard this, his expression froze, and a trace of annoyance suddenly appeared on his face - there is no doubt that if he continues to argue with the fat man, he will fall into the logical trap of 'Zi Fei Yu'. But if he didn't say anything in the slightest, wouldn't it seem that he Elder Zhang Da was showing weakness in front of a certain dead fat man?

A thousand words are better than a punch.

The red-faced wizard didn't say a word, raised his fist, and slammed it into the fat man, smashing all his articulate expressions back into his stomach.

When Professor Yao walked into the classroom, he happened to see Xin Fatzi's aggrieved expression.

"It's very lively. The professor held the lecture notes and strode towards the podium, while tilting his head sideways, looking at the beings in the audience with a smile, and glanced at the wizards sitting in the corner without a trace, and asked the witches in the front row casually: "In the corridor just now, I heard the lively ...... in the classroom Is something wrong?"

"It's not the little man behind the door, and he wants us to paint a hat for it. Li Meng actively raised his little arm, stood up and replied quickly, and at the same time made a grimace at the stick figure villain behind the door with a smug face.

"Traitor, you traitor among young wizards, I won't let you go if I'm a ghost!" After hearing the little witch's denunciation, the stick figure figure behind the door was possessed by a playful spirit, and immediately lay on the ground and began to splash and roll.

"You can't be a ......ghost with a stick figure," Li Meng pouted, and wanted to say something, but a hand next to her stretched out and pulled her back to her seat.

Turning around, Jiang Yu was looking at her with a straight face.

The little witch stuck out her tongue, obediently opened the notebook and spell book in front of her, and began to pretend to read.

Professor Yao laughed, took out his pipe from his pocket, just stuffed a small cluster of tobacco into it, I don't know what he remembered, he stuffed the pipe back into his arms, and a trace of emotion appeared on his face: "Well, I was interviewed by the student council about smoking in class last time, and I hope I will take into account everyone's health and don't smoke in the classroom and in class...... That's a good thing, so I agreed. You can supervise me in the future, and if you smoke in class, you will be exempted from one assignment. ”

As soon as this remark came out, it immediately attracted applause from the audience.

Lao Yao smiled and raised his arm and made a downward motion.

When the atmosphere in the classroom eased a little, he continued: "Although it is very shameful for the dean of a college to be interviewed by students in the student council, I feel very happy. ”

"Because it means that you, or the students of Jiuyou Academy, really regard yourself as a member of the academy and the masters of the academy. Took responsibility and took on the obligations that you should have. ”

"It's a very good sign. ”

"Another example is today...... Originally, I thought that the end of the semester was approaching, and everyone was under a lot of pressure, so I specially asked Hilda's assistant teacher before class and prepared a few small jokes for everyone. But looking at the way it looks now, I don't think my few lame jokes will be used. ”

"Very good, very good...... Very nice and worth encouraging!"

With that, the professor took the pipe out of his bosom and habitually took a bite into his mouth.

"Professor, you're smoking!" Li Meng, who had just sat down for less than a minute, immediately screamed and jumped up, his face full of excitement: "Can we be exempted from the homework of the Charms class next week?"

The classroom burst into laughter, and there were a few whispers of applause.

Jiang Yu, who was sitting next to Li Meng, held his forehead with his hand, his face full of embarrassment.

"Very good! The academy needs a young man like you!" Lao Yao gave a thumbs up and glanced at the little witch appreciatively, but then shrugged his shoulders regretfully: "It's just that you still have to hand in your Charms homework next week...... Because I just bit my pipe, I didn't smoke. ”

"There is a fundamental difference. ”

The audience sighed with regret - although everyone knows that the discount for exemption from homework will not be given away by Lao Yao so easily, it is still heart-wrenching to really miss such an opportunity.

"Don't sigh, you should feel lucky. The professor lowered his head, raised his eyelids and glanced at the young wizards, and said with a smile as he sorted out the handouts at hand: "The final exam is still three weeks away, you should write one more assignment now, and maybe you will get one more big question right during the exam...... You should be able to see the gains and losses clearly. ”