Chapter 1: The First Crossing
The sky in Weishenme's memory is gray, revealing the sad color of despair.
It was a peaceful afternoon, and Fang Shou would never forget the day that changed his fate.
As the sun set, only he and her were the only two people left in the huge classroom.
"This is Zuihou's chance. Seeing her who was about to leave, Fang Shou resolutely stood up and strode in front of her.
"What's the matter?" she said.
Fang Shou smiled strangely, stretched out his right hand, a hint of flush appeared on his face, touched his chest with one hand, and made a lame etiquette, "Do you want to be a princess?"
"Huh?"
"Become a princess, girl, I am the king of darkness in the XX kingdom of XX planet, as long as I become my princess, I can ......"
"I see, that's right. The girl held her forehead with a little headache and interrupted Fang Shou's words, "I'm sorry, I'm grateful that you have this heart." You're a nice guy, but we're friends......"
"What......" Fang Shou looked at her in amazement.
"Zaijian. The girl bypassed Fang Shou, and before going out, she glanced at Fang Shou with pity, "Zaijian, Fang Zhong's second classmate." ”
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Secondary 2 disease (also known as junior high school 2 disease) is a common saying proposed by Hikaru Ijiin in the radio program "Ijiin Hikaru in the Late Night", which is a metaphor for the special words and deeds of Japanese adolescent teenagers who are too self-righteous. At the time, the name was just a unique abbreviation for Hikaru Ijiin when communicating with the audience, but because of the commonality in a certain sense, the name has become a popular term on the Internet.
In short, Secondary 2 refers to the special situations that young people face when they are young, such as "It's not me who is wrong, it's shijie", such as "You can destroy shijie with a wave of your hand" or something.
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And Fang Shou was once a middle two, a terminally ill and hopelessly second second.
For example, he once wore colored contact lenses and wore a COS costume that he found on the Internet, and during a morning meeting, he went up to the rooftop of the teaching building and yelled, "Let shijie feel the pain, Super Shinra beep!"
For example, he was arrested and taken to the principal's office because of the feat of Tiantai, and in the face of pressure from the school's top management, he was ashamed to say with a sad face: "It's not me who is wrong, it's Shijie." ”
For example, he will seriously put forward his dissatisfaction and reform opinions on this shijie on "A Letter to the Mayor", and what is even more excessive is that this product also wrote three copies very seriously, and sent his letter through the Internet, mail, and essays. What's even more shameful is that his so-called proposal is to hope that the school uniforms of middle school students in the city will be reformed, hoping to change the school uniforms of girls to miniskirts and sailor uniforms......
There are many similar things, and after this series of events, Fang Shou and Fang Zhonger's name became thunderous.
I have to say that a secondary two like Fang Shou who has such a strong ability to act is still relatively rare in the Celestial Empire, and he doesn't make big mistakes, and he won't be caught too much by the school if he keeps making small mistakes. After a long time, Fang Shou, who completely abandoned his shame, became a beautiful scenery in that middle school.
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This situation lasted for three years, until the eve of graduation, Fang Shou confessed to the girl he had a crush on, not only did he receive a good person card but also got that pity on him, all of which made Fang Shou's shame swell violently all of a sudden.
"Ahh Fang Shou, who remembered not reminiscing, rolled around on the bed, looking like he couldn't die.
"It's all Shijie's fault. Fang Shou suddenly gave his mouth a look, "It's been more than three years, can't this problem be fixed?, it doesn't matter, it's the third year of high school anyway, and when this inhumane high school life is over, everything will be fine, right?"
This is Fang Shou's room, much smaller than ordinary people's houses, only 15 square meters in size, a large bed in the middle occupies one-third, there are no furnishings in the room, only a computer and a small wardrobe. It's very simple, and there is no trace of him being a famous secondary two at all.
"After all, I'm just an ordinary male high school student. It can't be stuffed with X Jingre and plastered with posters of Teacher Cang, right? And I'm a senior in high school now! Do you know what a senior year of high school is? Most people are the pinnacle of culture in their lives, and most people are the senior year who studies the most seriously and hard in their lives! How could I do something that has no lower limit when I love learning?" Fang Shou got up from the bed without shame, shook the quilt, and a few comic books fell, and then looked at the novels piled up in the room, fanjis, and ACG illustrations. and the dew point anime poster on the wall, although it was not Teacher Cang, but it was also very undisciplined, Fang Shou's face twitched.
"Don't worry about these details, after all, I'm a healthy male high school student. Relaxation is necessary. That's right, it's relaxation, it's definitely not an undisciplined bastard who indulges in the second dimension and ignores the college entrance examination that is only once in life. Yes, exactly. Fang Shou comforted himself while picking up the school uniform on the side, carefully jumping over the "baby" on the ground, and preparing to wash.
"Brother. Then I'll go first. There was a call downstairs, then the door slammed shut.
"Ha, it's only 6.30, is this idiot mocking me? Mocking me, a senior in high school, didn't study hard? Don't think that everyone is the kind of humanoid weapon who only needs to sleep 3 hours a day, I don't know your brother I chased it seriously until 2 o'clock in the morning last night. Fang Shou kept complaining while washing, "Besides, why are you working so hard in your senior life?" I think I had to be more than half an hour late every day at this time. You must be mocking me, right?"
The one who called Fang Shou downstairs was his sister Fang Lin, a little girl in the first year of high school, a serious little girl, serious to the point of being a little stupid, and had a good relationship with Fang Shou. One of the two is a well-known problem child, the other is a serious and obedient girl, and it is a miracle that the difference between the two mothers is so big.
Fang Shou's family structure is very simple, his parents plus their brothers and sisters, an ordinary family of four. My parents are high-paid white-collar workers who are not usually at home, and they just make a few phone calls every week to send a sum of money. So on weekdays, their brothers and sisters live a self-sufficient life, because their parents give a lot of living expenses, so their lives are considered rich. Otherwise, where did the money come from for Fang Shou to feed the money bags of those undisciplined fandom authors?
Although Fang Shou's home is not too big, it is completely no problem for the situation of only two brothers and sisters. After all, both of them are just high school students, so in addition to the second floor occupied by the brother and sister, there are two more floors of space.
After washing, Fang Shou boredly took out a bottle of overnight mineral water from the room and poured a few sips. Walked downstairs, ignored the hungry belly, and went straight out.
"It's been a quiet morning, and I hope it will last forever. I DON'T KNOW HOW MY MOBILITY CAME ABOUT, A PEACEFUL LIFE, ILOVEYOU. No one laughed at me for being Form 2, which is good. Fang Shou locked the door of the house, looked up at the weather, and nodded with satisfaction. "Good weather, beautiful haode day. ”
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yes. It was really a peaceful morning, Fang Shou was on his way to school with black lines all over his head looking at the frighteningly large mirror on the wall.
"Where did this thing come from? Why have you never seen it? What kind of trouble is this? I haven't heard of a performance artist around here, this thing is so immortal here. This is to seduce me, right? It must be, right? It's a trap for the 'Black Mountain Old Demon', right? Recalling the terrifying punishment of the latecomer by the muscular man who looked like a humanoid tyrannosaurus, Fang Shou shuddered,
Fang Shou looked left and right, but there was no one. After a moment's hesitation, he strode towards the giant mirror.
This is a huge mirror that is more than 3 meters long, full of ancient patterns, how abnormal it is.
"Ahem. Fang Shou faced the mirror and straightened his collar.
There shouldn't be anyone at this time. Fang Shou sorted out his clothes and looked at the mirror a few times.
"It seems that chasing Fan has gone too far, and the murderous dark circles under his eyes. Fang Shou muttered, "Hey, I have panda sunglasses, but I don't have the cute face of a panda that can make girls throw themselves into their arms, the cruel three-dimensional." ”
Fang Shou sighed in front of the mirror, grabbed his schoolbag, and was about to leave. Suddenly, he found that he had become a husky in the mirror, yes, a husky, a handsome and guilty husky. And the husky smiled at him very humanely, at that moment, it was like a thousand grass and mud horses running in Fang Shou's heart, making Fang Shou have the urge to smash the smiling husky with the schoolbag in his hand.
"Huh?"
Fang Shou wiped his eyes in surprise and looked at the mirror again, there was nothing abnormal. "Am you wrong, that second face is really badly beaten, it's like I turned into a dog and showed that smiling face. It's really unlucky, early in the morning to say that I'm a dog or something. Fang Shou touched the mirror, it was very cold, it was really a strange mirror.
"What is this?" Fang Shou, who lowered his head, found a small six-pointed star circle under the mirror, "This is ...... This is...... Not good...... Seal ......"
Fang Shou threw down his schoolbag "There is a magic array, my obsessive-compulsive disorder ......" Fang Shou's whole body began to tremble violently, "It's no longer good, you have to ...... It's coming out~~~~~"
"You have to endure me, I'm sick or something, I'm ......" Fang Shou covered his head uncomfortably, looking hesitant.
"Sure enough, it's still ......" Fang Shou took a deep breath, squatted down, put his hand on the magic array, and read "Announcement" in his mouth. Your body is under me, and my destiny is on your sword. If you obey the destiny of the Holy Grail, follow this will and this doctrine, then answer me! I am the one who accomplishes all the good deeds in the world, and I am the one who communicates all the evil in the world. Seven days of entanglement of thy three great words, come from the wheel of restraint, O guardian of the scales. ”
After reciting the so-called incantation, Fang Shou squatted quietly in front of the mirror. A breeze blew and nothing happened.
"Comfortable!"
Fang Shou wiped the sweat from his head with satisfaction and picked up the schoolbag on the ground.
"I couldn't help it when I saw the magic array, and it was so cool to recite a FATE spell. People are not in vain teenagers. Haha, I can't stand the itchy mouth. ”
In this way, Fang Shou walked slowly towards the school.
"Bang!"
"Huh?" Fang Shou heard the sound of something broken, and subconsciously looked back, "What is this?"
I saw that the strange mirror that was originally hanging on the wall had been shattered, and a big black hand rushed towards Fang Shou.
"How ......"
Fang Shou, who had not yet come back to his senses, was grabbed by a big hand like this, and under the severe pain, he lost consciousness.
At the same time, on another shijie, a majestic building, a strange man in a black robe quietly looked at the sky. Cold, his back trembled, and he turned his head to look at the wide rooftop, "I haven't seen you for so many years, you are still so boring, you know that you can't hide it from me, and you still have to show off your ability to show off that chicken ribs, it's ridiculous......"
His voice was deep and magnetic, with a sense of indifference that repelled people from thousands of miles away.
As soon as the black-robed stranger's voice fell, the air behind him suddenly distorted, and a petite figure appeared out of thin air.
"Hee-hee-hee, I've been discovered. "It's a cute voice.,Soft.,It's a refreshing loli sound when you hear it.。 But after the figure appeared, a black mist quickly enveloped her, so she couldn't see her appearance clearly.
"Now, big brother, let's play hide and seek. Wrapped in black mist, she circled around the black-robed stranger.
"Hmph. The black-robed stranger ignored her, but raised his head again, as if to wonder what was really going on.
"Now, let's play, big brother. In the black fog, she saw that the black-robed stranger ignored her, so she called out again, and circled around the stranger, "Come play, come play......"
"Carving insect skills, get out when you've had enough. The black-robed stranger's brows furrowed, and with a wave of his sleeves, the black mist was pushed out dozens of steps.
"Hmm~" She exclaimed in pain in the black mist. Said softly, "It's really worthy of the ominous thirteenth 'god son', and there is such a strong liliang at hand." What is your destiny? What is it?......
"Get out. The black-robed strange man's hand shook and he didn't even look at the black mist.
"Hee-hee-hee, the mysterious and ominous thirteenth 'Divine Son'. It's funny. What could it be? Greek, Christian, Nordic, or ...... What about the Oriental Department?" she seemed to have found something interesting in the black fog. "Now, it would be interesting if those old antiques in the East knew that such an unruly bastard was blatantly mixed in their capital, right?"
"So what?" the black-robed monster turned his head again and said mockingly, "You better think about yourself than me." If a witch who is wanted by the West is hiding in such a place, those gods will be very energetic, right? Can you really escape the capture of those gods and the 'Oriental Rangers' without blinking?"
"It's really annoying," Black Mist muttered dissatisfiedly, "I'm not a killer who doesn't blink." The Ranger wouldn't have to put that much effort into helping those wives capture me, a poor weak woman. Besides, people are now serious citizens with mainland ID cards, and they are completely different from you, a smuggler. ”
Just after the black fog finished speaking, the sky fluctuated to a degree that was already visible to the naked eye.
"Spatial turbulence? are you the ghost?" the black-robed monster glared at the black mist fiercely. The figure flashed, turned into a blue light, and disappeared from the roof of the building.
"It's amazing to teleport, sure enough, the 'Divine Son' thing is really annoying, the spokesperson of God or something?, what about Sister Pit?" Black Mist said angrily, and then slowly disappeared little by little. "Originally, I just came to see what his natal life was, damn it, who made the ghost? It's enough for such a strong spatial fluctuation to travel through time and space, right? You have to hurry up, those old monsters who are full of food are coming." Hmm~ the nasty 'Divine Son'. ”
Not long after the two disappeared from the building, a middle-aged man in a city control uniform appeared out of thin air, he looked around, scratched the Mediterranean Sea, which barely had a few hairs, and muttered, "Strange breath, is it a Western guy?" After speaking, he sneakily took out a bottle of Moutai from his pocket. Pull off the cap and take a sip of it.
"Comfortable!" the middle-aged uncle groaned fiercely. He burped, stepped out with his right foot, and disappeared into thin air.
It was as if nothing had happened in the silent building, except for the faint smell of wine.
Concentrate. Fang Shounian's spell is a spell that summons heroic spirits in the "Fate" series, and the previous Super God Luo beep is the ultimate move of "Naruto" Payne.