Chapter Table of Contents Chapter 501 Chapter Name I'm Lazy, How Can I Drop?

Stop the group of muscular men whose brains have been burned out by the Protoss before the fierce conflict between the Knights of the Templars and the army of the Birea Empire creates an irreparable situation, and prevent the other countries on the continent from following the attack and finally turning into a war that spreads to the entire Western Continent, so that the Protoss with evil intentions cover their mouths and snicker - Ryan originally planned to do so, but when he used the teleportation array to hurry up with the ranks of the Knights, he couldn't help but feel a chrysanthemum pain when he looked at the situation in front of him......

Obviously, even the Holy See's headquarters, Mittersdam, the powerful blonde Lori has her own eyeliner in it. Not to mention that this attack of the Knights did not carry out the Holy See's usual method of gathering the troops of other forces on the continent to crush the enemy with a thunderous force, and even these paladins used a teleportation array to come directly to the border of Birea like Ryan, and they were completely in a posture of wanting to suddenly attack the blitzkrieg. It is impossible for an ordinary country, even the border guards of the Tanzanian Empire, to fight against the well-equipped, well-trained and powerful Knights of the Templars, and Ryan is even prepared for the Knights' terrible plan to break into the territory of Birea.

But they were stopped - the Pope didn't think anyone would be bored enough to let a black dragon and a horde of curious creatures serve as border guards, and they were stationed right in the area where the Order was preparing to attack.

When he was still a young man, Ryan had many fantasizes about being able to be alone, fearless of hardships and dangers, and raised his sword to defeat the evil black dragon and save the beautiful princess, and later Ryan became an uncle. This unrealistic fantasy was abandoned. And today, the Pope has completely cut off similar thoughts, and has made up his mind to teach him not to provoke the black dragon when he has a son in the future, because it is really ......

It hurts.

The Knights are not a forced reclamation regiment. Capsules are not bosses in the game, and Evil Eyes are not movement experience points. In the world of Drowlivan, which speaks by strength, the black dragon is not the kind of existence that can be pushed down at will by a group of 25 hardcore friends. As a result, these paladins in gorgeous armor were put to the ground by "the evil black dragon and her curious minions" in a single sight - of course, as defenders of the light with strong faith, how could they fall? The grizzled young knights were burning with blood, intending to learn from the white armor and white armor under the skirt of a certain goddess, who claimed to be unable to be killed no matter what, and the protagonist shook his head again and stood up to continue to fight with evil, but unexpectedly, the other party did an earth-shattering thing under the leadership of the black dragon, which instantly destroyed their will to resist.

I saw that the black dragon quickly shrunk into a cute black long straight Lori, and strode to the knight leader who was lying on the ground struggling to sit up. Holding his little head in his hands, he said with a proud face: "All attention, now start carrying out the method outlined in Master Ellie's "Tips on How to Help the Idiot Knights Brainwashed by the Protoss to Wake Up." Tremble under my jade feet, human, I want to make today a memory that you will never forget!"

"Jade Foot? uh, could it be...... I will never tolerate this humiliation!"

"Hmph, how can it be this kind of queen-style action that can give you the privilege of appreciating Ben Long's fat times? As she spoke, she raised her foot and kicked it hard in the middle of the knight's crotch with lightning speed. "I'm going to step on this here!"

I won't describe much about what kind of feeling it is, but you can guess a little bit by looking at his appearance of turning up his dead fish eyes and tears, nose, spittle, and white souls rushing out in unison.

On the other hand, Medusa, who is widely considered to be connected to the demons, is even more illusory.

The young but very powerful Medusa Lori Maga dragged her huge murder weapon comparable to a battering ram to the young knight who was convulsing with pain and pleasure on a certain face, and looked down for a long time before asking suspiciously, "Now, mother." Why do you and the other sisters look so happy?"

"Well, it's too early for you. But my little sweetheart, you must know that we Medusa, like the Harpy, have no men in our race. Winnie sighed as she glanced up at the sky. "Spring is coming......"

Looking at her compatriots who were seriously flicking a strange bulge between the legs of the human male, the pretty little Medusa couldn't help but show a cute expression full of confusion.

And the evil eye is even more evil - we all know the formula that tentacles plus cute girls equals welfare lenses. But if you replace the cute girl with a variety of handsome guys or uncles with bad faces, it won't just be a thriller. When I saw their thick leg hair and chest hair exposed by the evil eye's stripped of their armor. Even a specially built 24k super anti-nuclear radiation kryptonite dog eye will melt into a hot liquid in an instant.

As for the minotaurs, they are not usually very friendly to adventurers, and due to their demon-like appearance and huge size, humans are very afraid of these bloody hooves. But today, what they do is destined to add a new chapter to the various curious urban legends.

Stabbed the chrysanthemum under the leadership of Mutaro - the rotten girls over there, don't think about it, they're just poking their fingers.

Although the middle finger is used......

Ryan, who arrived in a hurry, looked at the tragic scene in front of him, and stood on the spot and turned into a stone statue. The members of the once extremely powerful and strong-willed Knights of the Templars, who were fanatical in their beliefs, cried in front of the various ghost animal laws performed by countless strange creatures at the signal of a blonde Lori, and they were full of cows in the ground who could not survive and could not die, and many of them even awakened their trembling constitutions in order to protect themselves from schizophrenia. The whole scene looks so full of the loving S and M atmosphere of river crabs that the new Pope can't help but wonder if he has gone to the wrong set.

The sensible night soon spotted Ryan, and immediately struck the Pope like black lightning. Before he could come to his senses, he knocked him to the ground with a punch, then ......

No then.

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"What, you're here to stop these knights. Earlier, you have to force me to make you like this before you can explain. Tsuya pouted dissatisfiedly. "Or are you actually shaking m?"

You're just shaking!And have you explained the time to me!?Lane, who wiped the white foam on his mouth, looked at the little black dragon with an unfinished expression, and decisively decided to swallow these two sentences back into his stomach: "Don't say this." Lady Alythea, where is Her Majesty now? I have something very important to look for her. The fact that the Holy See declared her a heretic is not my intention, it is simply the arbitrariness of the Protoss. I'm afraid they're probably going to be bad for us humans......"

With an impatient face, the little black dragon stretched out his little finger and gouged out his ear and said, "Didn't you find out until today? But as a pope, it's not easy for you to stay awake. Now, come over and take the Pope to the master's side. ”

Ryan couldn't help but be shocked when he heard this, "Uh, don't you suspect that I have another purpose?"

Ellie's master said. All the high-ranking clergy were tied to her, and she made her own arrangements. I don't care if you have wood and other purposes, just tie it back. Purple Night waved her hand casually and motioned for Little Medusa to take Ryan away, and the general of the army was full of style.

This is Elysia's men. If it's her. There may be hope for humanity. As soon as Ryan sighed in his heart, he was embarrassed to see the little black dragon suddenly collapse without any image, take out a lollipop from his pocket and stuff it into his mouth, looking lazy and weak.

Sorry, the preamble is withdrawn. I've seen a few people with normal personalities working under that girl!

For Alicia, who has always been stingy, this operation to kidnap high-ranking clergy across the country is quite a big deal - she even agreed to reimburse the cost of the teleportation array! Nothing has worked so far.

Therefore, the battle at the forefront of the battle was the first to be tied to the clergy, and it was the one with the highest rank.

"Uh, here's ...... Kalenga?" Ryan couldn't help but stammer as he walked out of the teleportation array. He had expected to go to Mangla or Weinbot, but it was such a remote town.

Mei Jia led the way with a war hammer in front of him: "Come with me." You don't know. The people of Birea love Her Majesty. On the day that your Holy See casually declared her a heretic, there were many clashes between the inhabitants and the people in the church, so I advise you to keep along. When I get lost, I will be beaten by the townspeople, but don't blame me for not warning me in advance. ”

Ryan suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. But then he changed to a relaxed expression and let out a long sigh of relief.

This time it was little Medusa's turn to be puzzled: "You look very happy." Why?"

This shows that the influence of the Holy See in Birea is very weak. An empire in which the people love their monarch, combined with its great force, cannot be defeated by a mere holy war. Ryan smiled and followed behind Miga and explained to her, "If we can use the propaganda system to clear the slander of the Protoss and successfully unite with other countries, it is not impossible to finally fight against the Protoss......

"It's not just confrontation. Since they want to fight, they must be beaten all over the ground and never dare to return to Drowlivan!" A sweet voice suddenly sounded in front of the two, Ryan hurriedly looked up, but was almost blinded by the bright blonde hair of the other party, "To hell with all the guys who treat us as soft persimmons! Whether it's a demon or a god, no one wants to kidnap a soft girl from us!"

A pink-haired girl in a gorgeous dress waved the fan in her hand and gave her a slap: "You've made a mistake about the burning place!"

Miga bent down and saluted the blonde Lori opposite, "Your Majesty, Lord Aya-sama found this human on the battlefield, and he said that he was looking for you. ”

On the country road in a remote town, you happened to meet like a passerby, and you dare to be even more unreasonable in the behavior of the queen of the empire!? But seeing that you're ready to fight against the Protoss, I don't think I need to remind you. ”

Alicia casually wiped the hair on her shoulders behind her, looked up at the Pope, and smacked her lips and said, "It turns out that Uncle Lane, you also see the abnormality of the Protoss." Well, I don't need to remind you. But you just happened to be here, and I just happened to have a very suitable job for you to complete. ”

"Ugh. That's what you're sending me for?"

"In my case, I always do things first and then talk about treatment, and you are no exception. Ignoring the friends behind her who covered their faces and sweated violently, Xiao Lori said proudly with a natural expression, "Maybe you will think I'm arrogant, but it's okay, I guarantee that you will definitely love that job very much, uncle." ”

"After the Protoss attempted to conquer Drowlivan, all I had left was reverence for the God of Creation. Ryan said seriously, "From now on." I will never believe in the so-called Protoss again. If you want me to continue as a ......"

"Don't talk about yourself as if you're great. Little Lori's words almost choked Ryan to death on the spot, "Even if you decide to convert to the Creator God, you are just changing your faith, and in fact, there is no difference at all compared to before." But what's the matter. Uncle Ryan, if I were to give you a true Ancient Protoss who fought for Drow Liven during the Great War of Gods and Demons, would you have the ability to use it to create an organization that could compete with the Holy See and even the current Protoss? Of course, the purpose of this organization is not to make people believe in this Protoss, but to unite other people on the continent against the Protoss in its name. What do you think. You should be interested in that, right?"

Ryan really showed a concerned expression: "A god who still adheres to the teachings of the creator god and the ancient glory?Your Majesty, this is not a joke, don't fool me casually." ”

At this moment, the whistle of a train entering the station sounded on the outskirts of the town. Alicia listened and smiled. The leader walked in the direction of the station: "Everyone come with me, you will know after we meet." ”

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Obviously. Alicia plans to make a fuss about Friol, the goddess of life who has been tricked back from the canyon - the occasional natural otaku goddess who intends to travel around the continent is unexpectedly confronted by Geludland's over-ostentatious opulence as soon as she leaves the house. Immediately, he was deceived back by little Lori on the grounds that he would not meet with the Protoss for the time being to ensure his own safety.

Finally, when the Protoss manipulated the Holy See to officially attack her, Alicia immediately made preparations to fight back with both hands. Powerful propaganda means are one thing, and in the name of the goddess of life, while giving confidence to humans and other races, it is another. The latter needs a special magic stick to play a better effect, and Xiao Lori has just issued an order to kidnap the clergy, but she didn't expect Ryan to send it to the door by herself.

But it is clear that the current Pope has been thundered and does not know what to say.

Looking at the goddess of life in a simple green dress who was trying to compete with Icarus for the mercury lamp on her face, Alicia couldn't help but brush the cold sweat and black lines from her head and coughed vigorously to interrupt her daily routine: "I say, Sister Fuyol, please let that innocent little doll go." Don't you see the crow feathers on her wings falling? I'll give you another figure later......"

"No! This is a real mercury lamp, how can a figure replace it!"

"I know you're an otaku, but why didn't you react to Icarus?"

β€œ...... Because that kind of chest organ is too foul. ”

[Because I didn't have a big family, I chose to become a poor milk controller, right!?

After asking Icarus, who was full of grievances and reluctance, to hand the mercury lamp to Friol, so as to finally calm down the scene, Alicia pulled the green-haired girl who was holding the chairman in her arms and rubbed it in her arms, and pointed at her and said to Ryan, who was already in a deep petrified state, "Now, let me introduce you." This cute girl with only otaku tendencies is the legendary goddess of life, and when I see her in the future, I will fall to the ground and kiss someone's toes?"

"Sister Ellie, what's a strange white mist coming out of Uncle Ryan's mouth?"

"Don't worry, Michelle. That's a symbol of the uncle's surprise right now. ”

Sophia hurriedly grabbed the white soul that was about to dissipate with the wind, stuffed it back into Ryan's mouth, and said angrily: "Are you so surprised that you spit out white souls!? Are you sure you're here to send joy and not to ask for your life?"

"Well, for people with bad hearts, it's no different between the two. Little Lori suddenly walked up to Ryan with her skirt and stepped on him hard, and after he howled and hugged her feet and jumped back and forth, she asked indifferently as if she hadn't done anything just now, "How is it, what do you think of her?"

Friol, who was happily rubbing the mercury lamp, was shocked when she heard this, and stepped back again and again, "Wait, wait a minute, Alicia. You didn't tell me in advance that you were here for a blind date!"

β€œ...... Did any of you tell her the news that Huayin went on a blind date?Or did you girls just start thinking about spring in January!?"

While Alicia and the others were on a daily basis, Ryan finally returned to normal. He carefully looked the girl in front of him, who was nominally the goddess of life, up and down for a while, and then nodded, "I'm sorry to interrupt you, Your Majesty." I believe that she is indeed the true goddess of life, and I will gladly do the work you have given me. ”

"Hey, you accepted it so easily?"

"No matter how outrageous her personality is, her temperament will not change easily. What's more, it's normal for anyone to become this kind of personality after getting along with you for a long time. ”

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