Lu Bu is known as the God of War of the Three Kingdoms. Back then, when the tiger prison was closed, he single-handedly rejected the princes' heroic posture under the pass. A Fang Tian painted halberd resisted the combined attack of Liu Guan and Zhang The true colors of the god of war. Although he has all kinds of negative rumors, although he has been accused of being a "slave with three surnames". But he is a hero, a hero in the true sense of the word, maybe the values are different, maybe he has made the wrong choice again and again. However, the general who can fight bravely under all sides is indeed a hero, worthy of his name as the god of war.

And Fang Shou was trying to challenge this god of war at this time. Let's slow down the shot.

"Go die~" When Fang Shou picked up the wooden sword, Lu Bu had already taken his Fang Tian painting halberd at a speed that was completely undetectable with the naked eye.

"Heretic!" So when Fang Shou Yi Heng Split fell, he found that a long, long weapon suddenly appeared in Lu Bu's hand.

"It's small. Lu Bu sneered disdainfully, easily dodged Fang Shou's surprise attack, and stabbed Fang Shou's heart with a halberd.

"Junior, are you so serious, kidding?" Zhang Fei flicked Fang Tian's halberd away, and he stood in front of Fang Shou, staring at Lu Bu with disdain.

"Rats!" Lu Bu was furious.

"Xianggong, don't be too nervous. After all, this is Valhalla, and we are all ......," Diao Chan carefully pacified Lu Bu, who had fallen into a state of rage.

"People who have died once are still so angry. Cao Cao clasped his hands on his chest, looking very disdainful.

"My lord, no matter how you look at General Lu's death, it has something to do with you, right? The pale-faced noble prince straightened the clothes on his body, he looked like a passerby, and then pushed Cao Cao aside.

"Bonghyo, you...... How dare you spit on my slot?"

Guo Jia shrugged helplessly.

"Is this the time and space of a thousand years ago?weishenme is not just the Three Kingdoms Killing, even such a fresh word as Tucao has appeared here?" Fang Shou, who came back to his senses, suddenly felt that something was very wrong, and then raised his head and shouted.

"Eh, little brother, don't you know where this is?" Liu Bei helped Pang Tong up, he felt that Fang Shou's reaction was a little incomprehensible.

"The devil knows. Inexplicably, I bumped into the gate that looked strange at first glance and it was here. I don't know if I came to this undisciplined shijie because of that strange mirror? After using one move, the second time it was useless [Note 1]. However, I don't seem to be a Saint Seiya. But that's not the point, where the hell is this?"

Liu Bei pointed upward: "Look there, isn't there?"

"Traditional Chinese characters?" Fang Shou raised his head and read softly: "Valhalla - Three Kingdoms Branch of the Heavenly Empire Region!"

Liu Bei nodded his head, Cao Cao shook Guo Jia away, he shook his arm, and said with a grin: "The little brother can come to this place, I think it must not be an ordinary person." Tell me about it, I've been dead for so many years, and I'm going to suffocate in this place. ”

"Lord, image, image. Guo Jia tried to dissuade Cao Cao.

"So how did you come to those words that are obviously modern? And this Three Kingdoms Kill full of slots? I'm not stupid, I forgot that there can't be such a thing as Three Kingdoms Kill in the Three Kingdoms and didn't complain about it in the first place. I just forgot, yes, just forgot. It's definitely not like an incompetent spit servant who didn't complain because of illness [Note 2]!"

"That's it. "Liu Bei touched the crown of his head" The message that Heavenly Dao suddenly instilled in us five days ago. ”

"Well, that's pretty much it. Cao Cao nodded approvingly.

"So what is the way of heaven? Is it Hongjun [Note 3] and the final boss that keeps appearing in the Flood Wilderness novels?"

"Are you talking about Hongjun Ancestor? Although he is known as the person closest to the Heavenly Dao, he is not the same. What we call the way of heaven is the rule, the most original liliang of this shijie, hmm, in modern terms, it is earth consciousness, right?" Cao Cao replied after a deep sigh.

"I see. Fang Shou, who didn't understand at all, wisely chose to change the topic: "I was very concerned about one thing just now, you said that you are heroic spirits. In other words, you are the heroes who have left their names in history, heroes?"

"Speaking of Xiaoxiong's words, isn't it just that big ear? He looks like a good old man all day long, but in fact, he has a lot of bad water in his stomach. Let's not mention how you, a straw sandals seller, can pit a Shu Han, let's talk about Chibi, you fucking asked Zhuge Liang to come to me to make a bad thing, and what kind of pit did the poor old Sun family be? Where is Sun Quan's rabbit cub? "Cao Cao clasped his hands to his chest and angrily accused Liu Bei with an embarrassed smile.

"Lord, image, image. Guo Jia tried in vain to dissuade.

"Eh, Gong Cao, my brother is not dead yet......" Sun Ce, who turned into black and white, finally interjected.

"This year is 234 A.D., and King Wu will not ...... until 252" Zhou Yu, known as the first beautiful man in the Three Kingdoms, and the heroic Sun Ce stood together, plus their imaginative relationship. Sure enough, do you have some ulterior relationships between handsome guys? Fang Shou, who is a senior FFF group member, nodded secretly.

"We definitely don't have that kind of relationship. Feeling Fang Shou's malicious eyes, Sun Ce immediately explained.

"Yes, we're just brothers-in-law. Zhou Yu echoed, "Where are Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao?"

"Well, Da Qiao blamed me for not bringing her with me in this military battle, and went to another venue with Xiao Qiao to play the national war......" Sun Ce said curtly: "She has to get tired of being by my side every time she fights, and then she will 'leave' me every time." Actually, it's nothing, but it's a shame to be the first out every time. ”

Zhou Yu patted his head, and instantly didn't know what to say.

"Wait, Liu Bei, Cao Cao, Sun Ce......" Fang Shou counted his fingers, and the expression on his face became more and more solemn, "In other words, you are the heroes of the Three Kingdoms era, which means that you are really heroic spirits? zuihou one doesn't count. Anyway, are you really who you are?"

"Didn't you notice when we reported our real names?" Cao Cao thought he was a very interesting person.

"Didn't pay attention. No, it's just a daze, and it's definitely not because I'm a person who goes in and out of the left ear! I've always listened very carefully to other people's self-introductions or something. However, it turns out that I didn't pass the Chinese language really not because I didn't know how to ...... the questions in the exam," Fang Shou turned his head embarrassedly.

"I don't know much, but. Since the little brother can come here, why don't you kill the game first?" Liu Bei encouraged.

"This can be there. Cao Cao and the others also agreed, "Whoever is over there, yes, is the one who resists a murder weapon, let Jean, there is no adult belly at all, flash aside." ”

"You!" Lu Bu looked a little blue as he held Fang Tian's arm.

"Okay, okay, husband, just give the junior a chance, you go down first. Diao Chan comforted from the side.

"Hmph!" Lu Bu raised his head, held Fang Tian's halberd and turned around and left.

"It's worthy of Lu Bu, who has been dead for so many years and is still the same tsundere, obviously he just doesn't want to be excluded. Liu Bei said with a sigh.

"So, don't pop up your trendy words anymore!"

"Shuffle and shuffle. Everyone plays their own roles, little brother Fang Shou, just use Lu Bu's role to get stuck. Cao Cao shouted loudly.

"Lord, image, if Xun Yu is here, I will be miserable......" Guo Jia wiped the cold sweat on his head......

"Ah Pu, go die, I'll kill, I'll kill, I'll kill again!" The lord is still Cao Cao, and Zhang Fei, who got Liu Bei's hand, is like a killing machine, constantly killing Cao Cao.

"This trick again? Why can't you always draw flash? Guo Jia, prepare to sell blood!"

"Yes yes yes ......"

"Who is the traitor?" Sun Ce was still struggling.

"Bo Fu, don't say what is in your heart. Zhou Yu covered his head, and instantly felt unable to look directly.

"Hee-hee-hee, it's so much fun. Diao Chan was stealing fun on the side.

Originally, Fang Shou thought that he was already a very competent "pig-like teammate", but after seeing Cao Cao's tragic encounter of clearing the cards after killing Zhang Fei as a loyal minister, and Guo Jia as a thief kept giving his hand to Cao Cao, he felt like he had opened a large number full of talents and runes in a big number of first-level trumpets, and he had a faint sense of loneliness after abusing corpses by the spring again and again.

Sure enough, are all masters lonely?

In the end, Fang Shou, as a traitor, was full of blood to solve the Cao Cao people who were fighting indiscriminately.

"Little brother is really amazing!" Liu Bei exclaimed.

"I'll definitely win next time!" Cao Cao's eyes were red, and the cards in his hand were humanely destroyed one by one in his hand.

"Who is the mole?" Sun Ce tilted his head and fell into thought.

"Hey~" Zhou Yu and Guo Jia sighed in unison.

"Big brother, remember to give me the weapon next time!" Zhang Fei was also unhappy.

"If you don't kill each other as the same camp, I really won't be able to win. Fang Shou muttered quietly.

"Ahem, play and play. Let's get to the point!" Cao Cao felt very happy after destroying his hand.

"By the way, this peachwood sword?" Fang Shou handed over the wooden sword in his hand.

"Oh, Kong Ming actually teamed up with Zhongda? It seems that something really went wrong. After Liu Bei checked the wooden sword, his expression gradually became serious.

"Looks like it's not time to have fun. Bo Fu, call your father. The others went to inform the heads of the various shili that they were about to have a meeting. Yes, it's a meeting. Bong Hyo, don't think that if you lie on the ground and pretend to be dead, I won't let you run errands. People who have died once, and they still like to sell cuteness so much?" Cao Cao rolled up his sleeves and called hoarsely.

"So, if you're really the heroes of the Three Kingdoms, don't say words like 'selling cute'!

Note 1: After a move is used once, it will not be useful the second time. A parody from "Saint Seiya". Original sentence: For a true Saint Seiya, the trick that has been used once is useless the second time. In the name of the goddess, for love and justice, the small universe, burn it!ps. I won't complain that the goddess is really black enough or something.

Note 2: Because of illness, I didn't complain about a certain episode of "Delusion [Gongkou] Student Union", in OVD, the professional complaining service male protagonist Tsuda Takashi skipped work and didn't go to work because of a small problem like a cold and fever [Tucao]. Tucao refers to the role in charge of complaining in TV and TV dramas, such as Xinba Haw, Wang Dadong [mistaken].

Note 3 The ancestor of the immortals in the legend of Taoism is often a character who is hugged by the thigh in the flood wilderness novels, and of course, he has appeared a lot as a big boss.

PS Ask for Recommendation Votes...... Q group recruitment