Just as Alicia and Li Huayin were going about their daily routine, the demon security guard standing at the post suddenly pointed to the road in the distance and said, "Oh, look. The Great Demon King is back. ”

Like a clarion call for war, the crowd who were still giggling immediately made a gesture of battle.

A lonely figure came from afar, a man. He didn't look happy at all, only the staggering and helplessness of being hit hard, and he looked extremely desolate. As for the legendary tiger body, the spirit of the king is exposed, the enemies are willing to be the little brother, the eyes are handsome, the beauty is full of beauty, and they are willing to enter the palace (divine beast), the weapon is waved, the color of the world changes, and the villains are all frightened and regretful, offending or something, that is a young man surnamed Long, and it has nothing to do with the demon king.

And whether it is a commoner, a girl, a nobleman, a noble princess, a princess, a goddess, a human elf, an orc, a dragon, a demon, an angel, a goddess, or an evil god, all of them are included in the Crystal Palace, and from then on, the night after night sheng song was overturned, countless warblers, warblers, and swallows were still standing majestically, and the golden gun did not fall? Are you sure this thing is not a man who is called "Demon King." The protagonist of a novel with labels such as "evil"?

Let me tell you what a demon king is in the true sense of the word!

The so-called demon king,It's the kind of thing that has nothing to do and runs out of his castle to bully Xiao Zhengtai who wears open crotch pants everywhere.、Throwing stones and smashing the window glass of other people's houses.、Deliberately hiding the glasses of the old people.、Snatching lollipops from Lori's hands.、Stealing the underwear of middle school girls and blocking them on the road and saying "Miss, please give birth to a child for me" This kind of out-of-tune line, after being rejected, he kidnapped a princess and locked him in the castle with the intention of tearing it down, but strangely turned into a shaking M physique, and finally provoked the anger of the heavens and finally led to the legendary brave, After 300 rounds of fighting with the master holding a tattered artifact, he responded to the plot and received a bento and burst out of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple, which can't help but make people wonder why he didn't wear the equipment, and then the soul will not disperse, reincarnate, and continue this vulgar bloody plot of the great existence.

Don't think that being a demon king is very chic, when you are pushed down again and again and the equipment is exploded one by one, do you know that people are crying and dripping blood in their hearts!?

No matter who can't stand this kind of dark day, even going out to breathe will attract a large army of brave men with red eyes and shouting "explosive equipment" in their mouths, and as a result, even the gold coins hidden in the chrysanthemums to be used as food money have been searched, and for this blatant robbery, there is nowhere to redress the miserable life, in the year after year and day after day of being pushed, no matter how strong a person is, he will become similar to the gray and white figure of the demon king that Alicia saw in her eyes.

Well, we all know that the real profession of the Demon King is a spearman, and his surname is Sato, so you don't have to say it.

But Alicia understands that if the luck of the spearman is E and she is not mistaken, the luck of this guy in front of her is negative.

He wore a white short-sleeved shirt and black trousers, and walked listlessly on his back. Because he lowered his head, he couldn't see his face, but he could only see his black hair standing up in bundles, and it felt like it hurt to touch it. The Demon King was carrying a plastic bag in his hand, and he couldn't see what was in it, but judging from a green onion sticking out to bask in the sun, Ya went to the supermarket to buy vegetables!?

The Demon King went to buy vegetables in person, or did he go to the supermarket to buy the discounted food? Brave men, what are you planning to make other people's lives look like!?

Sophia gently poked Alicia, "This is the Demon King?"

"No, it's a gunner. Little Lori replied in seconds, "And the broom star on the girl's head is still shining and shining." ”

"Sorry, I didn't understand what you mean......"

"It's okay, Sophia, you look at it. Alicia said as she walked over to a nearby machine and inhaled hard.

Then she flew sideways and kicked it hard.

"Bang!"

With a clang, the machine shook and dropped something: it was a cylinder, made of metal, with a pull opening at the top that allowed a finger to slip into. Little Lori opened it and drank the drink in two sips. ,

Sister Pao's action of kicking the vending machine is indeed very handsome, but a good boy can't learn it.

As for why such a thing as a vending machine is nearby...... You guys should think it's the plot needs.

After drinking, Alicia took out her bat and knocked the can into the air with a crisp sound - Lori was hitting the ball with her back to the Demon King, and it could be said that there was no factor for a can to hit him.

Sophia thought the same thing at first, but she was embarrassed after a while.

A gust of wind blew suddenly without warning, and at the same time that the girls covered their skirts one after another (even Li Huayin had to cover her because she had no underwear), the cans were also blown back. Then it smashed straight into the Demon King's head in a perfect parabola.

The Demon King was obviously stunned, and after he staggered a few steps with his hands and feet, he tripped over a gap in the road that God knows why it happened to appear there, and the whole person suddenly threw himself to the ground. The contents of the plastic bag in his hand also spilled out one after another, falling all over the ground.

Alicia could clearly see that one of the vacuum-packed fresh eggs flew out of the distance and fell heavily to the ground, yellow and white flowing non-stop.

[It's really this guy!I said, why is it a "beautiful girl brave"? The emotional author has planned this undisciplined exercise for a long time!】

Sophia tugged at the corners of her mouth and said, "If it's this kind of demon king, we can probably win easily, right?"

"On the contrary, Sophia. Alicia, who had already confirmed the other party's identity, said with a smile, "Even if all of us combined, we will not be his opponents." But don't worry, although we can't beat him, there is absolutely no danger to his life, at most we will be willingly pushed to the ground by him to eat and wipe clean. ”

Before Sophia could understand the meaning of Little Lori's words, the black-haired demon king in the distance got up, looked at the mess all over the ground and said wildly: "Which guy littered!?"

Then his eyes moved to the box of juiced eggs, and he immediately threw himself at it with a wail and cried bitterly: "Ahhh

Finally, he held his head with his hands like a hedgehog, looked up at the sky, and shouted:

"Unfortunately—"

Yes, you read that right.,This long-awaited demon king who came out but broom the stars shine brightly and is haunted by bad luck.,It's all the pig's feet in the tens of millions of crossings and the same people who are afraid of him because they are worried about their sisters.,I can't hate to shoot him to death.,But the other party's little strong fate is doomed.,This is a magical boy who can't do anything at all--Shangjo is also a horse!

[Unfortunately, your sister! What about Sister Cannon? What about the pervert? What about the flower pot girl and the black long straight? What about the foodie nun? What about the barcode uncle? What about the royal sister saint? What about the upside-down man who will not die for 10,000 years? Who will drag this soul out for me and the author to explode the chrysanthemum a hundred times——!?]

At this moment, when the mother ...... Okay, when Ma-san looked up at Alicia.

The baseball bat in Lori's hand, the hit marks on the can, and the bag on the hemp head, does this still need a certain four-eyed Zhengtai to appear?

"I didn't do anything!" Alicia denied as she quickly hid her bat behind her back.

"My protein, my protein, my protein......" When Ma didn't listen at all, he muttered creepy words in his mouth, opened his hands and came to the little Lori who was so nervous that he seemed to run away at any time, and said with tears, "That's my precious protein!"

"I know, I know, you've just said that. Alicia put away the bloodless and trembling hands behind her bat and curled up in a ball, "I'll make you a meal as an apology, so please don't touch me!!"

The brave man cooks for the Great Demon King!?Not to mention that the things you make can't be eaten by other creatures except for Ilya, just because you cook for this product yourself is no different from entering the palace, right!?

"Ahem!" the demon security guard next to him reminded, "Lord Great Demon King, please see clearly, these people are all beautiful girls and brave men, and they are specially here to crusade against you." ”

"What!?Dang Ma who wants to hurt me!?"

"Unforgivable! You don't want to touch a hair of numbness!"

"People, people are not enemies of you to protect this stupid dog, don't get me wrong!",

"Do you want to die once?"

"Hey, I just don't know if I'll be paid for this fight?"

"Hehe, it looks interesting, let me get a kick in it too. ”

At the moment when the demon security guard's words fell, countless girls seemed to emerge from the ground and surrounded the young man, and the righteous indignation of gossip and chirping suddenly filled the entire street.

Different from the amazement of everyone behind her, Alicia was embarrassed and looked at a large number of beautiful girls in front of her, from Lori to the royal sister, from black long to double ponytail, from Sanwu to tsundere, from costume knights to modern military detectives, from magical girls to superpowers, from red and white witches to purple-clothed monsters, etc., with a proud expression of "I am one of the queen (divine beasts) palace", and confronted himself and others in the middle.

However, these members of the queen (divine beast) palace obviously did not get along with each other, at least in such a short period of time, Alicia saw a girl with two ponytails wielding two guns and two knives and another girl with blonde hair fighting at the COS tentacle monster, while the black long straight with the temperament of a Nadeshiko next to him was panicking.

Therefore, the Hou (Divine Beast) Palace is not something that anyone can open casually, first of all, you have to have a strong body and spirit like Xiaoqiang. Otherwise, not to mention overthrowing the girls, it is their usual day and night attacks, tsundere, poisonous tongues, black belly, cute and murderous dishes, and all kinds of strange violent attacks aimed at strengthening emotional exchanges, etc., which are enough to make people's souls return to the other side of the Styx.

The daily life of modern cute girls is not hurt by ordinary people!