Chapter 219: Brain Dead

"What about you, dumb?"

Ma Fan felt that the sword on his neck was tighter again, and his skin was a little tingling, proving that this sword was not an ordinary sword, it was enough to hurt himself, but he didn't dare to pretend to be deaf and dumb. Instead, he said very respectfully: "If you go back to the woman, I am Ma Fan, I don't know what happened to the woman's late-night visit?"

"How do you know I'm a woman, maybe I'm a man!" the man suddenly asked.

Ma Fan didn't feel that this person had murderous intent, but hearing this sentence at this moment made his heart settle down a lot, if he wanted his own life, he wouldn't ask such a boring question at this time, even if there was really such a boring person, it proved that he was a very curious person, and curiosity could often kill cats.

Ma Fan watched too many characters in movies and television before crossing over, and when big things are about to happen, they often throw away their good situation because of a lot of nonsense and are reversed. So what Ma Fan is most afraid of is that he only admits that he is Ma Fan, and his head falls to the ground, since people still have kung fu nonsense, the fear is much less.

With less fear, Ma Fan suddenly slipped away from speaking, and said to the man: "Woman, although you are masked, your neck is not covered, I see that you have no Adam's apple, so naturally I know that you are a woman." ”

Ma Fan saw that the man's eyes flickered a few times, and it seemed that a trace of shame could be seen in his eyes, but the man's eyes quickly became firm, and he said to Ma Fan: "Boy, you guessed wrong, I am a man, but I changed my body and came, and you were really fooled." ”

Ma Fan secretly said in his heart: "Where did you come from? Why is it that the strength is not weak, it won't be that I have met a madman! I am most afraid of this kind of person, if I find me with a purpose, I can give them whatever they want, if it is a madman, it will be troublesome." ”

"Boy, why don't you speak, are you reflecting on your own judgment error?"

Ma Fan was speechless to the extreme: "Where did such a brainless girl come out, I was planted in the hands of such a person, but this face is embarrassing, but he is an idiot, so easy to coax." ”

Ma Fan then said: "I was thinking about what offended Your Excellency, why did you provoke Your Excellency to touch my room in the middle of the night?"

"Guess!" the man spat out two words succinctly.

"Can you say this kind of thing, oh you still don't admit that you are a woman?" Ma Fan protested a little in his heart, but said on his lips: "If I had to guess, Your Excellency would definitely not just come to talk to me, otherwise you wouldn't have put your sword on my neck." ”

"Then what do you say I'm here for?" the man moved his sword around Ma Fan's neck, scraping off a small thin layer of horses to demonstrate to Ma Fan.

Ma Fan said: "I'm very poor, I don't have anything on me, I can't afford to buy this sword in your hand if I sell all my belongings, and I don't think Your Excellency will come to rob me." ”

"Isn't that nonsense? How could I possibly fall in love with your. The man replied to Ma Fan.

When Ma Fan heard this, he immediately determined that this person definitely did not come because of the Book of Heaven, but he was puzzled, and asked tentatively: "Anyway, I haven't done anything bad, but I have done a lot of good things, so it is impossible for Your Excellency to come to me to seek revenge, and it is impossible to repay my kindness, and if you seek me to repay your kindness, it is impossible to repay your kindness in this way." ”

"Bah, who believes that you haven't done anything bad, but you've done a lot of good things? Don't delay me in this nonsense, I'll master you, even if you delay for another hour or two, no one will come to save you, you will die of that heart!"

Ma Fan hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, I don't delay time!"

The man said: "Then you can continue to guess what I am here for, don't talk about those useless things, to the point, if I think you are fooling me, be careful that your head falls to the ground." ”

Ma Fan was extremely aggrieved in his heart: "Who knows why you are here, neither for money nor for revenge, such a powerful monk touched my room in the middle of the night, he must have eaten enough and had nothing to do, but do I dare to say that?"

After sighing, Ma Fan said: "I guessed, Your Excellency must be the peach blossom fairy among the six immortals of Peach Valley that has been rumored for a long time. ”

Ma Fan felt that he said this, and obviously saw the person in front of him stunned, and then said with a smile: "Since you guessed my identity, then you should know that I came because of Weishenme!"

Ma Fan was suddenly angry, and secretly said in his heart: "I really guessed the feelings, it was purely that I met a madman, my energy was too strong, and I didn't have a place to vent at night, so I came to my room to entertain the master." I said I'm so unlucky!"

Ma Fan sighed and said, "Alas, I knew there would be such a day." ”

Ma Fan's incomparably vague words really made the person in front of him very confused, but he seemed to have an extremely strong interest, and immediately moved the sword in his hand, but he thought he was very smart and didn't say anything, waiting for Ma Fan to say the following.

Ma Fan said very cooperatively: "That day, General Dong Zhuo said that he would call me as his son-in-law, and I knew that something was going to happen sooner or later. ”

"You are talking nonsense, General Dong has four daughters, the eldest daughter has married the leader of the Xiqiang Demon Alliance, the second daughter is married to Li Ru, the third daughter is married to Niu Fu, only the fourth daughter is not married, it is impossible for General Dong to marry this dead daughter to you. ”

Ma Fan just thought that this Dong Zhuo's mansion was very heavily guarded, especially tonight, ordinary people couldn't touch it at all, but this person quietly entered Ma Fan's room, and he didn't seem to be afraid of alarming the people outside, it should also be Dong Zhuo's people. Watching those movies and television, the brain-dead to such an extent are generally the eldest lady of the housekeeper, the princess and the county lord or something, so she deliberately said this to test it, but she didn't expect this woman to react so much, and she also explained to Ma Fan the situation of Dong Zhuo's daughters, and Ma Fan almost confirmed the identity of this person in his heart.

Looking at the extremely nervous man in black in front of him, Ma Fan said with a smile: "What's impossible, General Dong Zhuo personally helped me call it, can there be a fake?"

The man immediately said angrily: "General Dong's fourth daughter is not seen to be unparalleled in appearance, she is extremely intelligent, and she is a rare cultivation genius, she has been cultivating to the peak of immortality for more than ten years after worshipping the Holy Sect, and she will soon be able to cultivate immortality, where are you worthy of her? General Dong will not be able to marry her to you." ”

Ma Fan said: "That's what General Dong told me, it's because his fourth daughter is so good that ordinary people don't deserve it, and it just so happens that I am young and handsome, and I am a rare cultivation genius, so I chose mine?"

The man was obviously a little more convinced: "Okay, even if there is such a thing, then why do you know that my Peach Blossom Fairy will come today." ”

Ma Fan said: "Alas, it was also my bad luck, I promised General Dong before someone told me that my fiancΓ©e had an unclear relationship with the Peach Blossom Fairy among the Six Immortals of Peach Valley." If I had known earlier, how would I have agreed to this marriage? ”

"You are talking nonsense, I don't know any Peach Valley Six Immortals at all, and I won't marry you!" said the man in black in an air.

Ma Fan saw that this person's mind was completely confused, and suddenly turned on a whim, making her already extremely chaotic mind even more confused, and then gently snatched the sword from her neck with her right hand, put it on the man in black, and said with a smile: "Miss Dong Si, now we can have a good talk." ”