Chapter 2 The son of the county government
Under the dark moonlight, a few dog barks were heard from time to time.
Niu San was lame and carrying a few hot meat buns in his hands. He shrugged his nose and said with a cruel smile: "It's so fragrant, it's hot and fragrant buns."
Dabai is guarding the door, and it is not used to living in a warm house, and it still likes a colder environment by nature.
Seeing Da Bai lying there sleeping soundly from afar, Niu San didn't dare to go anymore, he was afraid of being bitten. With all its strength, it threw the meat bun over, and this sound woke Da Bai up, and it glanced at Niu San in the distance with a mocking look, and its nostrils kept sniffing on the meat bun.
"Eat, eat......"
Niu San watched anxiously and excitedly from a distance, and his face was flushed with excitement. After preparing to deal with the big dog, he took advantage of the night to climb into the green baby's house, get into the big girl's bed, and give a raw rice cooked rice.
Dabai opened his big mouth and bit it, but he didn't swallow it, and the Niu Sangan who watched it was in a hurry. Da Bai circled around the bun, and Niu San's two eyes were watching it tightly, and his nervous breathing seemed to be still. After a while, Da Bai finally lost his interest in teasing Niu San again, opened his mouth and swallowed the bun.
"Ate it, finally ate it".
"1, 2, 3, fall to the ground, fall, pour me ......"
Niu San counted, but he didn't see Da Bai fall to the ground and die, only that he didn't know what happened, a pair of green eyes had arrived in front of him, and the snow-white hair was particularly conspicuous in the dark moonlight.
"Mom, fake drugs kill people, arsenic is fake, what kind of world ......?"
This is a thought of Niu San Zuihou, and then he went crazy, and was frightened crazy, because he actually saw the big dog in front of him, hahadaxiao, and laughed at him for not being able to do anything.
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In the early morning of the second day, Woniu Village exploded and there was a lot of discussion. In this palm-sized village, it was a big deal for a neighbor to lose a chicken, and now a person is going crazy, and that is a big deal.
"Hey, if he's crazy, he's crazy, he's not a good thing anyway......"
Everyone was happy to watch the excitement.
On the quaint bluestone street, the ragged Niu San's eyes were blank, and when he saw the puppies who came out to play, he knelt down and shouted: "Dog Daxian, you spare me, damn it, don't eat me......"
The puppies were a little scared at first, but after a long time, they lost their fear and began to pee on him, making him pee.
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Today, the sun is shining, and there are a few tall horses from Woniu Village, all of whom are dressed in brocade clothes and full of luxury.
The village chief, who is known as the smartest village in the world, has already come to several people, saddled before and after the horse, groveling, with a flattering face, and the old face like orange peel smiled like a blooming chrysanthemum, which was particularly brilliant.
A young man threw the horsewhip to the guards behind, patted the village chief's shoulder, and sighed earnestly: "Old Li Tou, don't blame me for not reminding you, these friends of mine are all big people from other places, you serve me carefully, otherwise you will have your good fruit to eat......"
The village chief glanced at the young men who were riding on big horses with their nostrils facing the sky, nodded and said, "Understood, understood."
A young man fanned his fan, looked around and said: "The mountains and rivers here are good, the green mountains and bad waters produce the people, and this rich mountain and good water can also produce a few beautiful girls......"
A few young people next to him smiled and said, "Beautiful girl, yes, when we finish our work, we will have a good time." They are all little girls, who look very smart, and they can pinch out the water. Especially those eyes, watery, seem to be able to speak......"
These people are all sons of some county governments, young and handsome. The system of the great cadres is centralized, and the 3,600 large prefectures outside maintain a certain degree of autonomy. Under the big state is the county, and below the county is the county government, and each county government has a yamen and a county official. Each county has a radius of thousands of miles, and for Zhou Sheng and others, a piece of land the size of a sesame seed will be wiped out with a snap of a finger, but for ordinary mortals, a county government is already a very large place, and a person may stay in a county government for the rest of his life and not go out.
These young sons invited each other to hunt in Wolong Mountain.
Wolong Mountain is beautiful, and the most in it is the cow demon, especially the buffalo demon, which is simply a cow's nest, all over the mountains. Most of the buffalo in the village are calves caught from the mountains and raised at home.
The mountain of bison, although it is called a bull demon, but it is really a demon, it is estimated that there is no one, it is a herd of bison. These bison are very expensive, but they can't be caught too hard, and the adult bison is short-tempered, and can pierce the belly with horns. A few years ago, some people went up to hunt bison, but they were surrounded by herds, and some of them were pierced by horns, and their intestines flowed all over the ground, and they couldn't be stuffed back, and the blood couldn't be blocked with grass and wood ashes.
There are also those who have been trampled to death, the leaf cattle herd is fierce, and once they get mad, they can trample people to death.
Several young men dismounted, and they all took their bows and arrows. A dozen tall and sturdy guards in the back were also fully armed.
The young man with the fan put his hands behind his back, shook his head and read a few crooked poems that didn't make sense, and the young people next to him all applauded loudly and shouted for another song for them to enjoy and read.
When the young man heard the praise of the crowd, he immediately felt that he had a lot of face, and he cleared his throat, and the tone of the male duck's voice was fluttering, and it was disgusting enough to make people vomit all the overnight meal.
"Horns on Lying Niu Mountain",
"The mountains are full of great bison",
"There is a cow village at the foot of the mountain",
"The village is full of water spirits".
The youth seems to revel in their own poems.
A young man next to him touted: "Brother Xie is really a poet immortal, as soon as this poem comes out, the ancient and modern literary circles will be eclipsed, and the three princes will never write again, and they will no longer speak poetry!"
"Haha, okay, since you like it so much, then I'll do another song."
"Don't, Brother Xie, it's still important to hunt", the young man smiled, but scolded in his heart, what kind of bullshit is written, if it weren't for your father being the county government, Lao Tzu would still have to please you......"
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Xie Lingyun said to the village chief: "Old man, go find a few hunters and show us the way, your reward is indispensable......
"Hey, for a master, it's not a coincidence, there are few people in our village, and there are many lands, and it is the time of farming, and the people in the village are busy planting seedlings, and they can't distinguish people. It would be bad if you missed the agricultural season."
"Huh?"
The young man frowned slightly, and his face was faintly displeased. After looking at the small village with only a few dozen households, his voice was slightly cold: "There are not many of you, but I don't believe that I can't even find a few people." Planting seedlings, planting a fart, calling me back, delaying the master's business, the master burned your broken village with a fire......"
"Yes, yes, you let me think about it, by the way, Qingwazi's father is still at home, his family is rich, he doesn't have to work, I asked him to accompany you, and bring a few hunting dogs, steadily, even if you encounter a herd of bison, you can escape back......"
"Lead the way!"
The village chief led the way, and after a while, they came to the large courtyard on the west side of the village. The horses led behind them suddenly shouted, flirting their hooves and neighing, saying that they would not move forward anymore, and it was useless to beat and scold, as if there was something in front of them that scared them.
"Huh?"
Seeing this, a thin and swarthy middle-aged man in the guard frowned slightly, bowed to Xie Lingyun and said, "Son, the horses are frightened, this is not an ordinary thing. These horses are all good horses in the army, they have seen blood on the battlefield, how can they be afraid of this. As far as I can see, there should be something ahead that makes them very afraid......"
"I think so. Old Li Tou, what's the matter, what other strange things do you have here?"
The village chief frowned, thought for a while and said: "It should be the big wolf dog that Qingwazi picked up, that big wolf dog is particularly fierce, the dogs in our village all lie down when they see it, and they dare to get up after it leaves......
The eyes of several young people lit up.
"There is such a good dog, is it the king of dogs, born with the spirit of a king, if it is true, you have to get it into your own hands for anything."
These people eat, drink and have fun on weekdays, and their favorite thing is to walk dogs and tease cats, and there is a colosseum in the county, and there are dog fighters in it.
"Let's go, let's see ......"