"Hey, are you awake?" a rather magnetic voice sounded in Luo Qingyi's ears.

Luo Qingyi opened his eyes and found a handsome young man, dressed in a black T-shirt and blue jeans, lying beside him and looking at him with a playful face, his eyes flashing with inexplicable brilliance.

"Who are you?What are you going to do?Why am I here?" Luo Qingyi hurriedly got up, clasped his hands in front of his chest, and made a panicked look. He couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he saw that his clothes were in good condition.

"Hmm, wait a while, do I have this dress?" Luo Qingyi, who was originally relieved, hurriedly stood up, fortunately, his butt didn't hurt, and he was okay. Hey, it's okay to take two steps, well, it's still so comfortable, and it won't be sideways to jump twice... , Phew, in short, Daju has nothing to do, and the world is stable.

The young man watched him cry and laugh for some reason, stomp his feet and jump high. I didn't know what to do next.

Luo Qingyi was secretly rejoicing, only then did he realize that the young man next to him was looking at him strangely, and he realized that his behavior just now might not be very friendly to others, so he smiled and said to the young man next to him, "Brother, I'm sorry, I'm just joking, don't mind, hehe, hehe." After saying that, he smirked.

"Isn't it funny?" found that the other party didn't seem to be amused by himself, although he still had a smile on his face, but Luo Qingyi knew that this had nothing to do with his "joke". I can't help but have some sneering.

The appearance of a young man of twelve or thirteen years old, with a delicate appearance, a pair of eyes with curiosity, excitement, and a trace of longing. He looked at Luo Qingyi quietly, but he didn't speak.

Rao is Luo Qingyi is cheeky as the city wall is also embarrassed, not how scared in his heart, just kidding, what can such a small man do to himself.

"Brother, I'm sorry, brother, I'm a serious skin and meat business, I only sell the opposite sex, and those who look good get it. Luo Qingyi couldn't help but say.

Somehow, the young man who was still interested in himself heard this, and subconsciously showed a mocking expression. It's as if I've heard some kind of joke.

Seeing such an expression, Luo Qingyi subconsciously moved away from the young man, "No, it's really a small glass?"

But then the young man's first sentence made Luo Qingyi stunned.

"Do you know how to pick up girls?" said the boy disdainfully, the mockery in his eyes even stronger.

This kind of thing is unbearable for a man, so Luo Qingyi immediately said, "Little brother, when your brother was wandering around in the flowers, you were still breastfeeding?"

"Hehe, old virgin. The young man's ridicule was no longer concealed, and none of the 36,000 pores on his body did not exude contempt for Luo Qingyi.

"Well, wait a minute. Luo Qingyi, who originally wanted to sneer at the teenager, suddenly reacted, why did he say these non-nutritious words to a teenager here, the most important thing now should not be why he is here, and where is this?

After calming down, Luo Qingyi stopped talking, and gradually looked away from the young man's body, only to find that he seemed to be in the young man's bedroom. I always feel that this bedroom seems to have been seen somewhere, Luo Qingyi involuntarily fell into contemplation, the bookshelf, the bed, the desk, and a computer are placed on the table, and the furnishings are very simple. Wait, I was standing on the ground now, that is, I was lying on the ground just now, so I focused my eyes on the ground again, and found that there was a carpet on the ground. "What is this?tatami?" and walked over to the bookshelf and looked at the books.

Hey,Finally remembered where I've seen it.,Isn't this the room of the male protagonist in some anime.。

From the accent of the young man just now, it can be basically inferred that he is a Chinese, the room is not large, the bed is placed on the left side by the window, and the sun can just shine on the person on the bed. In China, the custom is to place the bed in the center of the room, with the head of the bed against the wall, not the side of the bed. The bookshelves are all filled with comics, games, and maybe books, and Luo Qingyi didn't look closely. The most important thing is that the layout is a bit too similar, and as an otaku, it's really a little familiar. Combined with the words of the young man just now, Luo Qingyi can basically deduce that the young man in front of him is in the second stage of middle school, thinking of this, Luo Qingyi can't help but look at the young man in front of him with a look like a terminally ill patient.

The young man was happily talking to Luo Qingyi, and his heart was faintly boiling with excited blood, but at this moment, he suddenly found that the other party looked at the room, walked to the bookshelf and took a look, and suddenly showed a pitiful expression, which made the young man really confused.

"Hey, what are you doing? old virgin. The boy asked in his neutral and unexpectedly magnetic voice.

"Alas, brother, I understand you, I really understand you. Luo Qingyi showed a regretful expression, and his words were full of sympathy for the young man.

The young man doesn't understand, no, what's going on?" you look at me like that again, believe it or not, I'll never see you. Although the young man didn't know why he had such an expression, it didn't matter, as long as he threatened him not to let him show such an expression.

But if Luo Qingyi can not be cheap, he will no longer be Luo Qingyi.

After listening to the young man's words, Luo Qingyi not only did not put away his sympathy, but regretted it even more. "That's right, this teenager is already in the late stage of secondary school. Are you going to waste one of my hands? Do I want to cooperate with the game then, my hand, my king's power? If the boy knew that his threat was being treated as a secondary discourse, the rest of the story might not have ended so easily.

The boy's eyes narrowed slightly, which was a dangerous sign. A trace of fear flashed in Luo Qingyi's heart for no reason, and then, Luo Qingyi's eyes emitted a sharp pain.

"Ahh The severe pain made Luo Qingyi cry out involuntarily. Luo Qingyi, who was originally laughing, also put away his jokes. Instead, panic, surprise, confusion, and vague excitement.

Luo Qingyi's brain rotated rapidly, "What's the situation? Superpower? Or am I dreaming? This pain sensation doesn't seem to be fake, the other party may have some laser rays or something, and I did feel as if a strong light suddenly appeared in front of me just now." It is also possible that I am now hallucinating, maybe it is a psychiatric hallucinogen, or it may be something similar to a hypnotic agent, which gives me the illusion that my eyes are very painful. Although Luo Qingyi is usually a big man and likes to make cheap deaths, he still has basic common sense.

At this moment, no matter what the reason, his eyes are really hurting, if he continues, he may really become a blind man, and this pain is really sour, the eyes are a very fragile part of the human body, even the King Kong in Jin Dada's novel is not bad, it is impossible to train the eyes. And anyone who has had the experience of being accidentally poked in the eye understands that such a feeling can be said to be tearful.

The young man in front of him could never be as harmless as he looked, and of course, it may seem that the young man's handsome face is not so cute now.

Luo Qingyi thinks that he is not a stupid person, no matter what the reason, the most important thing for him now is to protect his eyes.

But as a man, how can he hesitate to kneel down and beg for mercy? Especially if he is a boy younger than himself.

So Luo Qingyi was very simple, very directly rolling on the lazy donkey on the ground, rolling towards the feet of the young man in his memory, rolling while rolling, and shouting in his mouth over and over again, "Ah, it hurts me." The voice is quite poignant, and the appearance is like the sadness of those who see it, and the shape of tears that make those who hear it.

Luo Qingyi's idea is very simple, the other party is just angry, as long as he is miserable, let the other party get this breath out, the big husband can bend and stretch, there is nothing to be ashamed of having to bend down because of power.

I'm sorry, I'm still a child, just like the boy said, I'm still a virgin, a child who has never experienced the most evil in the world, a man who has never been in the world, how can he be called a man? I'm sorry, I'm struggling to become a man, and I can experience the spirit of being a man early, is there anything wrong with it?

Luo Qingyi defended himself very shamelessly.

The truth was similar to what Luo Qingyi expected, and after a while, his eyes didn't hurt so much, and after waiting for a while, he found that he could open his eyes, and he could still see things, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

I don't know, whether it was the time limit of the light that had passed, or the young man who saw that he was pitiful and withdrew his "supernatural powers", in short, Luo Qingyi was greatly relieved when he knew that he was fine. This was followed by a thick and indissoluble question, accompanied by curiosity, followed by unprecedented excitement.

Luo Qingyi put away his cynical face. The young man sat cross-legged on the ground, looked at the young man quietly, made a cup of tea, and slowly asked, "Where is this?" Although there are doubts in his heart now, Luo Qingyi knows that he can't be in a hurry, he is now in the hands of the other party, and he can't solve the problem in a hurry, if he asks too much, it may cause the other party's unhappiness, it is better to ask slowly, if the other party wants to tell himself, he will naturally say it.

The young man said lightly: "This is the fairy world. ”

Luo Qingyi's pupils shrank suddenly, and at the same time he didn't hide his disbelief.

"You don't believe it?" the boy asked.

Luo Qingyi didn't react, neither nodded nor shook his head, still looking at the young man.

The young man was not annoyed, and continued: "You are already dead. ”

"Originally?" Luo Qingyi's focus may be a little off.

"That's right, but if you meet me who is going to die, you may not die. ”

"Still don't believe me? The young man waved his hand, and something similar to a projection appeared in the space he waved, and inside was a young man lying on the bed, looking exactly like himself. After seeing this hand, Luo Qingyi had some confidence in the identity of the young man opposite as an immortal, after all, it is still impossible to achieve this level of projection effect with current technology. Combined with the words of the previous boy, Luo Qingyi guessed that it might be his own body.

"Why did I die?" Luo Qingyi continued.

"That's right, you've been out of your body for a bit of a long time, and it's normal to forget. You're just terminally ill, and if it weren't for me, you'd be dead. ”

After the young man said this, he showed the pride he should have, looked at Luo Qingyi, and almost wrote on his face How about it, I am amazing, come and thank me and worship me.

"Why did you save me?" Luo Qingyi didn't pay attention to him, can't he hide if he can't be provoked?

The boy regained his initial playfulness and did not speak for a long time.

"Hey, how about we make a deal?" the boy smiled.

"What deal?" Luo Qingyi was still indifferent.

"I'll help you resurrect, you help me do one thing. ”

"Aren't you an immortal?do you still need me to be an unarmed mortal?" Luo Qingyi's tone was a little more curious.

"Let me first explain that I am not a god, let alone an immortal, but a demon. The young man said, "Also, I can't get down to the place where I want you to do things, so I need a mortal to help me do it." ”

"Could it be that there is something similar to the power of the boundary wall?" Luo Qingyi finally showed a hint of a playful smile again.

"Almost. Unexpectedly, the boy directly admitted, "Those people really won't let me go down." ”

"Knowing that I'm a demon, aren't you afraid?"

"I'm dead, what else do I have to fear. Luo Qingyi gave the other party a big roll of his eyes.

"When the soul suffers, it may be even more painful. The boy said evilly.

"So what are we going to do here, little brat. ”

"You—" The boy was speechless.

"I'm much bigger than you. ”

"It's getting older, and the rest, hey. "How could Luo Qingyi forget the humiliation of rolling on the ground just now, since the other party has something to ask for help, he might as well be tougher. As for being annoyed and angry or something, it's a big deal to beg for mercy again, hehe, it's so witty.

In fact, Luo Qingyi vaguely felt that things were not as easy as this little devil said, and he might be more important than he imagined, otherwise why were so many people chosen. Another point is that everyone has the idea that they may be unique and have a special mission, which can be regarded as Luo Qingyi's own inner selfishness.

"Okay, what is the matter, people like me can't resist on their shoulders and can't walk on their legs, so they can gallop with two big waists. If I can do it, I'll do my best. Although Luo Qingyi sneered at the young man, he also knew that the other party was not something he could afford to provoke at all. So there is no need to die. But to be honest, Luo Qingyi didn't have much fear of death, even if it was so shattered, it just became the energy in the universe and re-entered the cycle.

Luo Qingyi himself doesn't believe in gods and ghosts, but he also knows that maybe there are god-like creatures in the universe, because after all, the universe is so big, and the current human beings are fairy-like characters in ancient times, and all kinds of high-tech are so-called supernatural spells.

Maybe there is a planet like that in a corner of the universe, where there is a so-called aura, and the creatures there can cultivate. So Luo Qingyi was not too surprised by all this. Or maybe there was too much surprise, which led to some numbness.

The young man did not answer his question immediately, but looked at Luo Qingyi with strange eyes.

Luo Qingyi couldn't stand it anymore, why did he look at himself with this kind of eyes every time he bragged, could he still play happily, didn't he understand the truth that people are hard to dismantle?

"Your waist is really good?" Unexpectedly, the young man asked such a non-nutritious sentence.

"Of course, nine times a night, totally big husband. "That's right, everyone plays happily, I'm nine times, what does it matter if you meet once, you have to praise when you meet, Your Excellency is good at kung fu, of course you have to be modest, say where, where. Others also have to slap their swollen faces and become fat.

"Hehe, maybe this task is really suitable for you. The boy smiled treacherously in a way that did not match his appearance.

For no reason, I panicked in my heart, I wouldn't let myself be a duck. Although I know that it should be impossible, no matter how I say it, the other party is also a demon, and it should be impossible to find myself to do this kind of thing. Hey, no, since it's a demon, maybe he will really find himself to do this kind of thing.

Gritted his teeth, his mind turned sharply, no matter how he said it, he couldn't be a duck, and it was even more impossible for the rabbit master. If this is the case, his soul will be gone, and he will not be pickled by this bird.

But let's say it in advance, after all, it's still the best if you don't die. "Let me first state that I don't sell meat. ”

"Really?"

Luo Qingyi's eyelids jumped, didn't he?

"I don't do it. "That's called a crisp and decisive.

"Tut-tut, beautiful women don't do it?"

"How beautiful?"

"Beauty you can't imagine. ”

"If you miss it, you may never see such a beautiful person in your life. The boy continued to seduc.

"Really?" Luo Qingyi asked excitedly.

"Of course, are you going?"

"Hehe, don't go. ”

"Why?"

"If it's really that good-looking, how could you possibly let me go. Moreover, I never thought that such a good thing would come to my own head. ”

"Didn't I say that? I can't go. ”

"If you can't get it, do you want to destroy it?" Luo Qingyi said with disdain, "Forgive me for not accompanying someone." ”

"Where do you want to go, I'm not a woman. ”

“？？？”

"Hey, okay, I'll be honest with you. Isn't this the recent lack of people in the fairy world? Especially when the yang is prosperous and the yin is declining, many departments have reported that there is an urgent need for some female immortals to balance the internal contradictions. However, female immortals who may become immortals have never dared to contact the love calamity, resulting in their failure to become immortals. You also know that immortal cultivators are always secretive about the word love. Especially female immortals, which are not like icebergs, this is very bad, very bad. It directly led to the imbalance between men and women in the fairy world, and the relationship was not harmonious. Indirectly led to the low efficiency of the immortal court, and many male immortals expressed that they wanted to abandon their cultivation and return to the human world to re-cultivate. ”

"Lao Tzu believes in your evil. Luo Qingyi sneered in his heart.

"Hey, you little brother is not kind, although I don't know what is going on with cultivating immortals, but at least I know the four words of breaking affection. How can there be such a thing as you, saying it seems that right and wrong are not true. Luo Qingyi said disdainfully.

"Hey, it's all misunderstood, what is the so-called cultivation of immortals? Some people just like beautiful women, some people just love money, and some people just love food. They are either lustful but not adulterous, or they take it in a proper way, or they are greedy but not greedy. It's all part of yourself, so why force it. Cultivating immortals, in order to succeed, they often have to abandon most of their desires, but if they really have no desires, then how can they become immortals, and what is the meaning of becoming immortals? ”

"It's because people in the world think like you, causing more and more immortals to lose their humanity. You must know that the so-called immortals are also mountains. People like mountains are still human beings after all. They need to abandon the desires that ordinary people should not have, but there is no need to abandon the desires that ordinary people can have. ”

Luo Qingyi seemed to understand something, "Oh, no wonder, no wonder." ”

"There are not a few couples in the fairy court who have become immortals. There are even strange immortals with four wives. ”

"Uh. Luo Qingyi was suddenly a little messy, in fact, he didn't understand it, but he always felt that something was weird.

"Then I can take the liberty of asking, who is that Qi Immortal?" Luo Qingyi was really still interested in these gossip things.

"Well, it's not impossible to say, if you agree to my terms, you may have to go there later. The young man said, "This immortal is called Drunken Sword Poetry Immortal, and he is good at Drunken Poetry Sword. Dance like a frightening wave, graceful like a dragon. Coming from the sword world, when the swordsmanship is completed, the faint Sanskrit sound between heaven and earth is endless, the dragon and phoenix are leading, and the visions are repeated. ”

"The cheapest wet fairy, the wetest sword?" Luo Qingyi was not interested in these adjectives at all, but couldn't help but laugh at the name full of evil taste. "No wonder you can marry four. ”

"Uh. The young man was speechless at Luo Qingyi's reaction, but he was not so angry, he himself was a demon, not an immortal, and this time he acted as the unjust leader because of the last resort, and he didn't care much about how Luo Qingyi commented on other immortals.

"Hey, okay, okay, I know, tell me, what do you want me to do. Luo Qingyi was uncomfortable by the young man's old-fashioned words, so he wanted to skip this section quickly.

"Didn't I say it at first?"

"What did you say?

The young man gave Luo Qingyi a roll of his eyes.

"Pickle girl. ”

“......”