Chapter 63: A Little Story of the Underground Den: Flying to the Dead
After resisting the urge to tear off the philosopher, Fang Shou introduced Zorro and the big cat behind him to the philosopher.
"What? foxes and cats can talk?" said the philosopher, his mouth wide open, incredulous.
"I'm not a cat! I'm a holy beast white tiger!" The big cat's appearance of showing its teeth and claws is really not convincing, and it is very unhappy to show its big white teeth with silver dangling: "If you dare to provoke me, I will eat you!"
It's a pity that according to the law of no more than three seconds, it still wants to continue to play majestic, but it is taken away by Flandoro from behind. It seems that Flandoro is unexpectedly a cat control~ Look at her shouting cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, where is there still a little bit of the feeling of the great demon king of the world?
"Leave me alone!Whew~"
Ignoring the big cat that was ripped away by Flandro, Fang Shou leaned very simply on the bar counter on the philosopher's side, with a look of disdain: "Hey, hey, aren't talking foxes and cats weird?" Think about fairy tales, the lion in the Wizard of Oz, the cat in Momotaro, the fox, Lori~ Isn't this a common thing?"
"It doesn't seem like we're looking at a story. After the initial stunned, the philosopher once again regained his calm appearance: "Jun A, it seems that you don't know much about this shijie~ After the millennium, there are no gods, no Buddhas, no angels, and even the divine beasts and holy beasts that were free in heaven and earth before have disappeared. Talking foxes and cats~ I think, except for the likes of the divine beasts, it is impossible for ordinary pets to do it, right?
"Pets?" Zorro pointed to his nose, "Are you talking about us?"
"I'm sorry to offend you. The fox who can speak is definitely not something that the philosopher, a 42K pure diao, can afford, so he chose daoqian very wisely: "But Mr. A, you are really ruthless in this move, let me know such a big secret, do you want to tie me to your warship?"
"Secret?" Fang Shou patted his head, although he didn't know what the philosopher was thinking, but it would be better if he could get more information. So he replied very perfunctorily: "Ah, you found out." Follow me honestly. Otherwise, you will only kill people and kill people. ”
“......”
Someone who has pitted himself is a little speechless.
"That's it. After a long time, he let out a long sigh: "Anyway, sooner or later, it will be exposed, and it's not impossible to follow the idiot of the president to put a bet on you." Let's introduce myself again. ”
Name...... Codename Philosopher, subordinate personnel of the Information Management Section of the 'relevant departments' of the Celestial Empire. Although he didn't understand that there would be a burst of confusion when he said the name, but forget it, Fang Shou is not the kind of person who likes to get to the bottom of it, he took a black ID card handed over by the philosopher, and sure enough, he saw the words 'relevant departments' written on it. Merely...... The place where the name was supposed to be filled in was pitch black.
What is this?,Ah Xu??Is the name of a character that must not be known?Is there really such a person in this shijie?
"Mr. A, you're in the wrong place......" The philosopher knocked on his head with a headache, Agent, hey. There was a living agent in front of him, Fang Shou's reaction was not normal, right? Although he, the "agent", wanted to go far from the handsome man of 007, but in any case, his identity was covered with a veil of mystery, and ordinary people like Fang Shou should be a little surprised even if they weren't afraid, right?
"Where do you want to look?" Fang Shou turned over his ID card, and only saw a strange logo composed of a black five-pointed star and a sickle: "Where is your name?"
......The philosopher shook his head, looking very weak, he snatched the black ID card from Fang Shou's hand, and then put it into his arms very preciously. After clearing his throat, he began to introduce his identity to Fang Shou.
"Actually, this 'relevant department' also has a name called 'Special Response Force for Heroic Spirits', which is not subordinate to the traditional State X Bureau, but is only specially used to deal with that kind of Heroic Spirit. Or a special response force for disasters created by powerful summoners. To put it bluntly, it is a special person who is used to try those powerful criminals that ordinary police forces cannot deal with. Although it was only in the form of a special forces squad before, with the development of the times, powerful summoners continue to emerge. The 'Special Response Force to the Heroic Spirits' also had to keep up with the times, adding several new divisions in addition to the regular combat units, and the personnel under the Intelligence Management Section, to which I belonged. He is responsible for the information management and collection of the Oriental Hope Middle School. Of course, it's okay if you say I'm a monitor. The philosopher leaned feebly against the bar: "Hey, this drudgery is really enough to break the eggs." A-kun~ Can you imagine the horror of going to the third year of high school for three years in a row?"
"......" Fang Shou recalled his inhumane learning hell, and nodded very approvingly: "That's right, what you said is too right, the third year of high school where you can't skip class, can't sleep, can't waste casually is really nonsense, isn't it? My youth is not the kind of gray youth that should be spent in class!"
"No...... There are some subtle deviations between what you said and what I thought. The philosopher wiped the cold sweat on his head: "High school life is very precious, although I blindly rush to the college entrance examination and then I am very much so and that, but in all fairness, this is indeed the most beautiful place in life." ”
"Then what are you not satisfied with?"
"Anyone who has been repeated for three years in a row will not be okay?" the philosopher covered his face in pain: "Have you ever heard of a joke from a senior?"
"What?"
"Hey, this is a real thing. The gloomy philosopher walked out of the bar, looked at the ceiling deeply, and fell into memory: "Back then, in a high school in my hometown, there was such a fierce man. He studied hard, he worked hard every day, he worked hard, he worked tirelessly~ He failed for eight consecutive years, he took courses for eight consecutive years, his surname was Zhu, and since then he has been nicknamed Zhu Bajie......"
Fang Shou touched his nose and expressed his condolences to the senior a little: "But you have only been for three terms." ”
"No, because of the peculiarities of the job. The philosopher's face was full of grief and indignation: "I will be the intelligence chief here for at least five years." By the way, I also have the surname Zhu. ”
All right. This so-called real person and true story of Zhu Bashi is talking about the philosopher, right? The reason why he can say it so eloquently is entirely because this is a tragedy that is about to happen to him, right?
"'Special Response Force to the Heroic Spirits', do you know that Sun Changsheng?" Zorro on the side suddenly asked, "It's just a wife who loves someone else with all her heart...... Ahem, a handsome uncle, the proud weapon is a golden axe. ”
"Sun Changsheng?" The philosopher's face was a little subtle: "Our former minister is called Sun Changsheng, and his proud weapon is also a golden axe, and it is also rumored that he has been in love with an unknown ......"
"That's him, is that old boy okay?" Zorro looked very excited: "I think back then, let's follow that bastard with that kid to cheat and cheat, no, no, no." It's the fate that is right. I really miss those days, tsk, carefree, waves everywhere~~ You can eat whatever you want, and you can do whoever you want! Hmph, I opened this mountain, and I planted this road...... Ah, I'm sorry, please forget what we said earlier. ”
Fang Shou grabbed the little fox's tail. Asked a little strangely, "Zorro, what did you kid do before?"
"Leather!"
"Bandits?" Fang Shou asked.
"Hey, hey, check the water meter, I'm half an official ape, hey!" the philosopher stopped Fang Shou from continuing to die. Glanced at Zorro with some awe: "I didn't expect you to be a generation figure with Minister Sun, disrespectful." ”
"No, what's wrong with the old boy? We haven't seen him in a long time. Back in 1999, when I went up there with some bastard. It's the cover that the old boy gave us, tsk, those old things would never think of this strategy for taking salaries from the bottom of the kettle, ha? Don't talk about that, what about Sun Changsheng? Where is he?"
......Seeing Zorro's excited appearance, the philosopher opened his mouth, but he didn't say a word.
"Huh?"
"I take the liberty of asking, Zorro. Fang Shou put Zorro on the table and asked indifferently, "How old are you?"
"Fang Ling, we are pure masters!" The little fox almost took out his little Ding Ding to Fang Shou to see, its tail kept shaking, like a banana fan: "A thousand years is like a dream, we have already had several dreams." ”
"Shhh
"Don't use such misleading names!Wait, after the millennium...... The lifespan of human beings, ah, so it is. Zorro suddenly remembered something, and laughed self-deprecatingly: "We forgot such an important thing. Is that old boy unwilling to take that step after all? Boy, Sun Changsheng, what did he look like when he left?"
"Yes...... The minister has always been reluctant to step into the 'transcendental' step, saying that if he lives the same life as heaven and earth and is high, what is the difference between him and his previous enemies?" The philosopher bent down and saluted Zorro: "I didn't see Minister Sun when he left, but listening to what several seniors said, he walked away with a smile. ”
"Laughing and leaving?" Zorro's big tail hung down a little weakly: "Stupid is always stupid~ Hey, I've been on it for too long...... How many people were there back then?"
"Zorro......" Fang Shou wanted to open his mouth to comfort Zorro, but he didn't expect the little fox to get up again in an instant, he rushed to Fang Shou's head in three steps and two steps, and looked at the philosopher condescendingly.
"Forget it, it's just a fool, even if you die, you won't feel anything, right? Philosopher, you said that you are the one who manages intelligence, then you must know what the origin of the people who assassinated Fang Shou, right?"
"Hey, isn't that guy your friend even if it's a stupid guy?" Fang Shou gently tapped Zorro's little head, a little speechless: "Is it okay for you to say that?"
"Anla, An, the rules of this shijie have changed a long time ago, with that guy's achievements, he can completely appear as a heroic spirit again in another ten or twenty years. Zorro was very calm: "No matter how bad it is, we can go to Valhalla to find that guy~ We are not ordinary foxes, life and death or something, let's let you humans be sad yourself." ”
Valhalla?
The philosopher glanced at Zorro in astonishment, he could say the three words Valhalla so calmly, and he looked like he could enter and leave at any time, he couldn't help but search carefully in his mind, the fox-shaped divine beast......
"Ask you, boy. "The little fox who leans on the old and sells the old.
"Yes. I've got information about those people. No, it should be said that I have already filed the information of those people. After Zorro drank it, the philosopher came to his senses, and put aside his intention to continue to explore Zorro's identity, he walked under the counter, rummaged through the cabinets, and then pulled out a stack of documents.
Before Fang Shou could take the document, Zorro jumped down and flipped through it on his own.
"Hey, I'm the one who speaks, okay?" Fang Shou was a little angry.
"Anyway, you idiot can't do anything~" Zorro waved his tail with great disdain, as if he was raising his middle finger, looking extremely arrogant: "It's also in vain to see it." Let me come!"
"!"
The roar of the weak is always so powerless.
"Oriental Eagle? Wow, it turned out to be him, I didn't expect a recruit back then to become like this, wow, there are so many little stars, Fang Shou, what kind of military rank is this?"
"I'll take a look~ Well, it doesn't seem to be the same as crossing the B line. Fang Shou said with some uncertainty: "Commander?"
"Nope. It was a badge representing the marshal's honor......" The philosopher pointed to the kind old man in the photo: "This old man's identity is very special, he is one of the few bigwigs who just retired a few years ago, Jun A, I want to ask you one thing before you take action." ”
"What?"
"I know it's probably a bit of a tough one. I also know that the old man did something excessive. But ......" The philosopher looked at Fang Shou's eyes very seriously: "If you can, please try not to have a head-on conflict with him, he is a hero of the Celestial Empire, and this old man should have enjoyed his old age." But ......"
"What do you really know?" Fang Shou turned his head and looked at the philosopher: "You 'agent', what else are you hiding from me?"
“haha。 Who knows. ”
"......" Fang Shou stared at the philosopher's eyes, not knowing what he was thinking, but zuihou, he still nodded his head noncommittally: "No matter what, I will take advantage of your affection, if, I just said if, that old man falls into my hands......"
"Wait a minute, Fang Shou. Zorro suddenly laughed thiefly: "You look at this thing first, and then decide." ”
With that, it kicked one of the documents in front of Fang Shou.
Do you know what a sacrifice is? Do you know how many animals are slaughtered on top of the great sacrifice ceremony? Do you know the despair and fear when they are sacrificed? Fang Shou didn't know, and he didn't intend to know. But looking at the file that seemed to be stained with blood, he seemed to see the fear of innocent students falling into a state of no return.
"Click!" Fang Shou, who had an iron-colored face, tore the document in half: "Take back the preface." ”
"Hey, is that really the case?" the philosopher sighed: "Mr. A, I really can't see through you more and more. Weishenme wants to do this? Obviously, with your identity, as long as you choose to let go, that old man will not continue to do anything to you. Do you really have that strong sense of justice?"
"A sense of justice? He let go and took a deep breath, holding back the feeling of irritability in his heart, and casually found a reason: "I just don't want to see the kind of thing that is guarded destroyed, no, maybe it's because I was born a hero, right?"
Regardless of whether what Fang Shou said was true or not, the philosopher would not continue to delve into it, he glanced at Fang Shou very complicatedly and said, "Actually, what the old man did, as well as the darkness he brought, I had already reported it to Xiangshang...... Don't look at me like that, Jun A, I'm just a well-informed little official ape, let me stop a certain big group headed by that old man, let's wash and sleep! Although the people above already knew this information, it was very strange that they did not choose to stop it, but waited and watched. This kind of thing is really too difficult to say, although the old man's approach is extreme, but in the eyes of some big people, it is not wrong......"
"What? Is there any mistake? Zorro, what are the odds if I'm going to beep now?"
Fang Shou continued to die, and the mysterious young man came out quickly to receive the courier!
"Forget it. Zorro didn't even look at Fang Shou: "As far as you idiot still want to do what the librarian did back then, it's still a thousand years early! Also, can you not get involved with me when you die, even if Sun Changsheng's guy is dead, the hidden liliang of this country...... Tut-tut, take it easy. ”
"Ahem, ahem, where do you want to go. The sweaty philosopher selectively forgot what Fang Shou said before: "That old man's approach is getting more and more excessive, and he has crossed that bottom line." As far as I know, the old man has already contacted the power of a certain blood clan, and he is already one step to complete the ritual...... That blood clan, but the people of the Western Council, formally, that old man is already a person who communicates with foreign enemies!" (To be continued......)