CHAPTER XVII
The hostess wore a foreign mage robe with red edges and a white background, and the material was very poor, and it seemed to be a mass-made uniform. When she sat down, she squeezed the smile on her face, spread her hands, imitated the tone of a kindergarten teacher, and added a little bit of singing, and said, "How do you know here?"
Nick wanted to answer, "I'm sorry, but I'm just here to borrow a toilet. Something like that, but he held back.
"We met someone who was practicing here, and she recommended us to come over. Naimo replied.
"Please fill in the information first. The woman gave them four forms.
The group of Xike all created a fake information on the spot at a smooth speed. The tea-haired man filled in the name "Guji Lysata" on the form.
While filling in the information, Xi Ke eavesdropped on the people at the other table.
At the table behind him was a female fake foreign mage and a fashionably dressed middle-aged woman, and Syk heard the woman complain in a sharp and excited voice, "My son is really ......" The fashionable woman began to count her son endlessly: "...... I always love to talk back, and I don't listen to me...... Don't do housework......" After counting the son, the husband, then the mother-in-law, then the sister-in-law, followed by the colleagues at the workplace, then the boss, and the servants at home, the postman and the courier.
Except for the politicians, probably all the people she remembered.
The female mage kept saying to her in a voice that was sweet enough to drip honey, "They will be punished, you are so kind, you are a good girl......
No constructive conversation at all. But the fashionable woman was so satisfied that she couldn't do it, and the more she spoke, the faster she spoke, the rhythm of her speech became more and more like a record of a skipping needle.
After filling out the information, the waitress at the table showed them several magazines: "Do you know......?
Nick saw that it was the industry's leading monthly magazine "The Magician", and he read every issue of it. He picked up the book, and the waitress immediately helped him turn to the page as if she were helping a child with vegetables.
There are actually several pages of reports about Bripegg, constantly singing praises to him. Last month's monthly magazine before the flood in the east, it was reported that Bripeg had made a prediction about a major flood next month.
Could it be that Brippeg really had prophetic powers? No, surely he didn't.
This kind of method is okay to deceive people who use their academic qualifications to fool their eyes, but they can't deceive Xike. He remembered very well that he hadn't seen any of these reports before. The journals that are placed here have been tampered with, taken apart, clipped, and re-bound. Bripeg did not predict the flood and was not interviewed, he just faked "a magazine with an interview with him". Their methods of falsification are very exquisite, and if you hadn't read too much of the book, you would have really mistaken it for what was already in the book.
"Master Bripegg's contribution to Shijie is obvious to the world!" said the hostess in a cheerful voice, "If all the people of this Shijie can be made to follow his advice, there will be no more natural disasters in this Shijie......
It's the first time I've heard of a natural disaster that can be broken up with a mouth cannon. The cannon that can defeat tornadoes, hurricanes, avalanches, and earthquakes must have a power that normal humans cannot understand, or even feel at all.
The fashionable woman behind Xi Ke complained that she had entered another stage, and she began to complain that her son would not follow her to become religious: "I was worried that his grades would continue to decline, so I gave him the master's amulet, but he yelled at me!
A complaint broke out in Xike's mind that was not like a good citizen: "Isn't it more practical to take this money and go through the back door?"
In my country, the past few weeks are the examination period for the national research institute, and all those who want to take the graduate school examination are now under pressure enough to use it to generate electricity. Let's not talk about the old mother, these days, even the police know that they have to avoid the candidates, and they also use the matter of the magic stick to disturb him, which is really not a good time.
Xi Ke couldn't help but wonder if the regression of the fashionable woman's son's grades would be the result of his mother's interference.
Any normal human being who does not feel the power of Bripegg's and his companions' cannons should take a humanitarian responsibility at this time and advise the mother to take it easy and let her son concentrate on the exam. But the female mage said, "Oh no, I've seen your son's fate! His guardian angel wants your son to be a black hand, and if you don't help him change his luck, he'll starve to death on the side of the road!"
The black hand is a colloquial term for "mechanical mechanic", which is a field of expertise. Since you rely on your profession to eat, it is not easy to starve to death compared to an industry such as writers and artists that will be out of fashion at any time and will probably never be popular. It is impossible for a powerful black hand to starve to death. Nowadays, there is a shortage of professional technicians, and graduates of graduate schools who are not practical enough often do not have jobs.
However, such a statement that is completely unrealistic was fully accepted by fashionable women.
"No, please save my son!" the fashionable woman cried.
Xi Ke really couldn't understand that the Weishenme Fake Foreign Master could convince success. Is it because the fashionable woman doesn't understand the job market? Finally, he heard the keyword.
The False Master said, "Only you can save him!"
The Fake Mage made the fashionable woman the savior of her son. A special identity that is completely different from "sons, husbands, and women who everyone ignores."
"Take him with you to feel the grace of the Lord—" The False Foreign Mage began to extend his clutches to the poor candidate.
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While Xi Ke eavesdropped, the conversation at his table continued.
"You're a graduate of—" The hostess took Namo's fake information and pronounced the name of a top business school, "-That's excellent!"
Rick knew that Naimo had written "No Job" in the career column. Even if a person graduated from a top business school, if he does not do a good job in business, this business school experience is just a sad past. The hostess eagerly praised Naimo for the matter.
Naimo plays the role of a "waste wood who has no achievements and only boasts of his past glory": "That is, if I were to be the Minister of Economy, I would guarantee that I would be able to reduce unemployment to 0 percent! I was researching a new economic system that could change the whole Shijie as early as high school, but human beings were too stupid to understand my ......."
Nemo gushed out stupid things that didn't work, and pretended he believed what he said was true.
The hostess replied unsurprisingly, "Really, it's amazing!" She shrunk her back slightly in a sweet voice, expressing a childlike kindness.
Based on what Rick knew about Naimo, he bet that the wild laughter in Naimo's heart must be loud enough to reach the sky. Naimo likes to play with people the most.
Chick hears the sound of group activities going on in the next room. He had heard them say that a "new friend" had joined and wanted everyone to welcome him, and now they were shouting in unison, "We love you, we love you, we love you, you are one of us, we love you, we are surrounded by love together—" He was creepy. Experience has taught him that when he doesn't know anything about the other person, he actually says that he "loves" the other person, and only a twisted and hypocritical mind can do so. If someone meets with Cy Ke and starts to strongly express that he loves Cy Ke unconditionally, this abnormal friendly attitude, he will definitely be vigilant and pay attention to the motives behind the other person, this person (or this group of people) has a problem!
"Can we see Master Brigg today?" Seren's more normal mouth asked.
"No. The hostess said sweetly, "Your cultivation is not enough, if you get too close to the master, you will be hurt by his holy light, for your own good, let's watch the broadcast in the hall today." 」
It's still a little bit more demonic. Xi Ke almost laughed, but he managed to hold back.
At this time, the brown-haired Koji spoke, "I'm willing to let the holy light burn me, please let me enter the venue!" He looked at the waitress with a sparkling gaze, and lowered his body.
Nick intuitively felt that the person's body movements and tone were meaningful. In a way that Rick was not good at, he was controlling the hostess's reaction.
The hostess reacted as if Guji was her lover, and she put her hand on the table, leaned forward, and whispered, "If I can be accommodating, but no." This kind of thing is for the senior sister to decide. 」
Koji put his hand very close to her, but it was a subtle mistake that didn't touch it. He continued, "I don't think I can go any further. If I don't see the Master today, I don't know if I'll be able to get here tomorrow. 」
"In that case, I might be able to say to my sister—"
"It's too late!" Koji shook his head sadly, then fell silent.
The silence lasted for about twenty seconds, and the hostess finally couldn't help it and said, "I'll tell you secretly, there's an entrance for our hospitality—"
Originally, they could also benefit from this information, but unfortunately, at this moment, a huge floating projection screen appeared in the middle of the hall, and the broadcast began.
"Behold, it's the Master!" there was an uproar in the hall.
Xi Ke peeked at Gu Si's appearance, and Gu Si followed everyone to the screen casually.
On the screen, a man in a golden mopping robe was sitting on the stage, it was Bripegg. This cramp-like smiling face, in the copy shijie, Xi Ke once saw on the head of a big bat.
Rick found Brippel wearing an ornately decorated gold tiara to hide the wound underneath. He had loose flesh that looked like a lump of flesh set on a golden throne. He was not a foreigner, and he did not have the temperament that a good Ethero mage had at all. He neither has the courage and perseverance of Naring, nor the gentleness and steadiness of Ampaert, he is just a big lice that sucks the flesh of the believers to fatten himself.
They waited for a while, and Brippeg raised his hand and suddenly shouted, "Fall to death!"
The scene suddenly boiled, and the believers inside and outside the screen said, "The master enlightens us with the death of people!"
Bripeg shouted again, "Drown!"
The believers said, "The Master is teaching us the impermanence of life!"
Rick struggled to stop his eyebrows from raising in disdain. If enlightenment were so easy, it would be enlightened if you read the social section of the newspaper!
"Choking!"
Bripeg continues to use all sorts of dead and dead nonsense to make believers excited about what it's like to be enlightened.
Suddenly, Koji knelt down.
"I feel it, mighty light!" shouted Koji.
The waitresses at the scene, obviously, many people didn't think that they could feel the holy light in this way, and Gu Si's exaggerated acting skills lost their convincing power.
But it doesn't matter if it's not convincing.
Even though there was obvious disagreement in their eyes, the waitresses followed suit, "I feel it too, the master is really great. Suddenly, the scene was full of praise. In this place, anything that is touted about Bripeg will be unconditionally agreed.
As Koji knelt, his eyes scanned the scene, then he jumped up, took the hand of one of the waitresses and said, "You see, how the master's liliang shook our hearts!"
The waitress with the brown plastic hairpin was frightened, but nodded her head: "The master's liliang is supreme!"
"Like essence, like jade, beautiful and fragrant, soaking our souls—do you feel that God is speaking to you?"
"Yes, I feel it!" The hostess who was supposed to be in charge of the mission has now become the object of the mission.
But Koji immediately left her, turned to another thin hostess, and said, "When was the last time you heard the voice of God?"
"I—I heard it yesterday when I prayed, and He said I was going to guide the lost children of the world—"
"Lying!" Koji suddenly grimaced and scolded.
The skinny hostess's eyes widened in panic.
"You're just closing your eyes on the surface, and you're not thinking about anything in your heart, do you think you can fool the gods in this way?" Koji began a series of accusations against the hostess.
"That's it, what did you sneak around in the back last time, thought we didn't know?" The waitress with a brown plastic hairpin followed behind Koji and forced the skinny hostess to ask.
The waitress at the table stepped forward and said, "Mr. Koji, let's go and sit down next to it......
Gusi palmed his hands and said to Bripegg, who was still dying, "You are going to take me out of the temple?
The hostess with a brown plastic hairpin yelled at the skinny hostess, "You want to ruin this moment?"
Koji then asked a waitress with a jade bracelet in her hand and said in a loud voice, "Is the bracelet on your hand to be dedicated to God?"
The waitress wearing the jade bracelet shook her head in horror. Another hostess with purple eyeshadow snatched her jade bracelet: "What are you stingy with God? Who doesn't know that you have a lot of money?"
"No—" The waitress who was wearing the jade bracelet had just made a sound, and although she stopped talking when she sensed that something was wrong, it was too late.
Koji pointed at her and said, "Everyone is a believer in God, why is it that you are the only one who doesn't have to move a chair, just stand there, and you despise the task of guiding people?"
The waitress who was wearing a jade bracelet shouted defensively to Koji, "Because I am more loved by God!"
"Don't think that if you have money, you can look down on people!" The hostess with purple eyeshadow pounced on the waitress who was wearing a jade bracelet, grabbed her hair and scuffled.
At this time, the hostess with a brown plastic hairpin also slapped the thin hostess with a big slap, causing people to hit the wall directly and fall to the ground crying.
The waitress at Xike's table stepped forward to save the thin hostess, and Gu Si turned to another receptionist and said a few words, which caused Xike's reception at this table to be attacked by his own people.
In this way, Koji shuttled between the twelve hostesses on the scene, provoking them with an incredible, almost magical skill. It wasn't long before Brigg was dead, and the hall was in turmoil. At the table where they fell to the ground, on the curtains that had been torn to the ground, there were fake foreign mages who were scuffling together.