Chapter 3 Cute Mushrooms of Horror
He stepped aside and asked him to stand in front of the desk he was using, and began to teach him how to break down the table: "This is the platform for work, and most of the work is done on this table...... Press the button at the bottom, and the "claw" will automatically grab a piece of garbage from the pit...... These tools are usually used in order from largest to smallest...... Magic wires are thrown here, enchanted metal is thrown here, and they are all marked on them...... If you don't know, there is an instruction manual here to read...... The cabinet over there is a structural diagram given by the manufacturer, and the way to find the serial number is ...... If you can't open it, you can refer to ......."
Although what Xiao Ballast is teaching now is important, it is difficult for Xi Ke not to be distracted by the question of personal safety: what exactly is he trying to dismantle that will escape?
When he finished explaining, he said, "I'll show you a demonstration. Then he pressed the big red button "Start."
Rick was on his toes to see what was coming. A secret door opened in the ceiling, and a metal claw stretched out to grasp a magic typewriter and placed it on the table. Xiao Ballast took out a screwdriver from his pocket, easily pulled out the panel, and disassembled the whole thing. It didn't take long to sort the parts, throw them into the inlet separately, and send them out with a single pedal.
"For you. 」
With doubts, Nick swapped places with Xiao Ballast and pressed the "Start" button. Then he heard a terrible scream coming from the ceiling, accompanied by a continuous and irregular banging. It sounded like someone in the ceiling being dragged by the hair, struggling and kicking. The sound moved from a distance all the way to Rick's head, and the secret door to the ceiling opened, throwing a strange head wearing a mushroom umbrella hat into the iron cage.
"You're out of luck. It's the first time I've encountered this. After speaking, he covered his mouth and yawned, turned and walked towards the door.
"Wait, how do you dismantle this?" Rick grabbed the cage door and leaned close to the iron cage to see if there were any seams or screw holes in this thing, but the thing actually pounced on him and bit him.
"Its structure is on the left, counting the second filing cabinet on the sixth floor. Then he walked out of the decomposition chamber. There were seven consecutive "hiss-bang" sounds from outside, and Rick was locked up again!
In the decomposition room, only Xi Ke stared at an unidentified mushroom head. The mushroom head was suspiciously the size of a human head. The part of the mushroom umbrella is probably smaller than that of the hat. It has eyes and mouth, but no nose or ears. Short hands grow from the cheeks, and equally short feet grow from the chin.
Xi Ke rushed to the iron cabinet and found the structure diagram of Xiao Ballast. It was a copy of the detailed instructions issued by the manufacturer to the incinerator for future reference, from the ingredients to the advertising slogans. It says it's called "Mini Cute Mushroom Essence", and the cover has a big red letter indicating that it is "the best playmate for preschoolers".
Turning to the next page, it is a large product photo. The mushroom essence in the photo has shiny and moist eyes, as if longing for the viewer's embrace, soft pink cheeks have the glow of baby skin, small hands and feet lack practicality, but the cuteness is undoubted, the prototype of the red umbrella hat with white dots is supposed to contain highly poisonous poisonous fly umbrellas, but for children who lack this knowledge and adults who buy this thing, they should think that red looks quite warm, and small white dots are the best color for children's toys.
But the one that Xi Ke saw now, the eyeball was only a little bit more than in the eye socket. The aging skin of the face was full of cracks and cracks, as well as a few holes made by iron nails. The little hands and feet are all missing fingers, and the few remaining claws have somehow grown terrible claws. There was a huge crack in the faded cap, which looked like it had been cut out with very blunt scissors, and it was barely connected to the staple with duct tape, and the gap was filled with too much superglue, and the yellow glue spilled out along the edges, as if the wound was suppurating. It's a youkai that came out of a nightmare, and Rick thinks that the differences must be caused by the mushroom spirit's playmate.
Nick flipped down again, and finally found something similar to a structural diagram. There are simple drawings of the structure of the mushroom essence, and how to clean it so that it doesn't stink when the mini cute mushroom essence steals milk (tie it to a chair and bring it into the bathroom, keep it open with the mouth opener included in the package, and pour it like torture until it overflows). There is no warning saying that in order to avoid imitation by young children, be careful not to be seen when performing this step), when the mini cute mushroom essence sneaks out of the refrigerator in the middle of the night, how to prevent it from escaping the box (use the special large tongs included in the package to remove the hands and feet, and put it back when the child wants to play). There is still no warning saying that the child should never see this scene) and other simple troubleshooting instructions.
Nick kept looking, but there was no chapter on how to disassemble the thing so that it could be handed over to the incinerator for disposal. When it was first manufactured, no one thought that this thing would be thrown away one day?
Syk gave up and returned to the disassembly table. The Mini Vicious Mushroom Essence bites into the railing and jumps up and down to hit the cage with a low-frequency roar of "Evil Evil". Xi Ke finally understood that Weishenme was going to turn the table into an execution table, and he definitely didn't want to be in the same room with this thing without any restraints!
Cheek gritted his teeth and faced the reality, even if there was no reliable way, he would have to dismantle this thing. He took out armor gloves and a strong leather apron from the locker and put them on, and after thinking about it for a moment, he took out an iron helmet with goggles attached to it and put it on. He stood in front of the decomposition table and faced the mushroom-headed monster, took a deep breath, picked up the handcuffs, opened the small door on the iron cage, and handcuffed the handcuffs between the hands and feet of the miniature vicious mushroom spirit, which was about the waist of the face, which was where the face should have a nose. After pressing the handcuffs to no lesser size, Rick opened the cage door.
The mushroom spirit instantly popped up at eagle speed, grazing Rick's chin and hitting his helmet. The whole person fell backwards, and the helmet flew out, rolling all the way to the other end of the decomposition chamber. Although he held it with his hands, the back of his head hit the edge of the table behind him, and he couldn't stand up for a while.
The mini vicious mushroom spirit bounced up to a height of more than three meters, and the powerful elastic force pulled the handcuff chain to a tight point, and it fell off with a "pop", and scraped off the two feet of the mushroom essence by the way.
The miniature vicious mushroom spirit fell to the ground, knocking two large pieces of its face near the eye down. The bright red lines hidden under the skin around the eyes (which didn't fade!) were exposed, and some of the red unidentified juice flowed out, sticking to it with the movement of the eyeballs. It spun around like a tumbler, and its eyes stopped in the direction of Xike.
Its umbrella cap twitched, and slowly lifted it towards the Syke. In the manual, the advertising page reads: "Mini cute mushroom essence can help you carry all kinds of small things. Its umbrella cap was lifted to create storage space.
The opening of the umbrella cap bursts out of the smell of a urinal that has not been cleaned for 50 years. Rick saw that it was stuffed with colorful moldy diapers. The inside of the opening is surrounded by a round of fang-shaped tenons, making it look like it is about to bite with its mouth wide open, and Rick also believes that it has a very obvious intention to bite.
The severed leg of the mushroom spirit kept bouncing on the ground, making a replying sound. It dragged its body, staring at Xi Ke with blood-red eyes, and crawled close to him with both hands, its umbrella cap opening wider and wider.
Xi Ke had just hit his head, and now he was so dizzy that he couldn't stand up at all, so he could only kick his legs on the ground and retreat.
He doesn't want to be smoked to death by the methane from old diapers!
He pulled the sacrificial knife out of the kettle bag and stabbed a bead of blood on his arm with the tip of the knife, using his own blood as the material to cast a spell.
"The shadow shackles are for my use, trapping this beast to the ground!" Sik shouted in Soni, and though there was nothing to obscure the light source, a shadow appeared on his sacrificial knife, flowing like water, dripping to the ground, flowing towards the miniature vicious mushroom essence, and then climbing up its jaw against the ground, enveloping it. Xi Ke saw that the shadow covered part was more than a third, and he should be nine out of ten. It will be immobilized by spells, and its whole body will be stiff and unable to move, and then Xike can dismantle it leisurely.
However, the miniature vicious mushroom spirit pressed down all over its body, compressing its body made of elastic material to the limit, and suddenly jumped up when it let go. The black image elongated like a rubber, then snapped.
Xi Ke was taken aback, this spell was enough to trap the elephant, even if it was only a rudimentary version, even if it was not completed, the mushroom spirit broke free too easily. How strong is its jumping?
The Mini Vicious Mushroom Essence clenched its umbrella cap, and with a hideous expression and a fancy skating-like attitude, it stretched out its short hands and made a gorgeous triple rotation in the air, aiming at Xi Ke's chest and falling heavily!
He didn't have time to run away, and he felt as if all the air in his lungs had been squeezed out, and his ribs were almost broken.
The mini vicious mushroom essence pressed on Xi Ke's body, grabbed Xi Ke's neckline with his short hand, and his eyes overflowed with blood-red teardrops approached Xi Ke, and he opened the umbrella hat again at close range.
With a curse word, he knocked the mushroom essence off his body with a right hook, rolled over and straddled the mushroom essence, and pressed it with his weight. Rick raised his sacrificial knife and stabbed the mushroom spirit. The mushroom spirit screamed violently, wailing and struggling all the time, as if he couldn't hear it, and his ferocity kept stabbing wildly. It wasn't until the miniature vicious mushroom spirit fell silent, the red juice formed a river of blood, and the large and small fragments scattered in between, never to move again, that Xi Ke stopped.
Rick bent his knees, leaned forward slightly and squatted and panting, wiping his sweat with his sleeve. At this moment the lock of the door was bumpered open, and the small ballast opened the door and entered, holding a tray with two cups and a pot of tea on it.
He saw that there were many blood stains (the red juice of the mushroom essence) on Xi Ke's body, and he clenched the blood-stained (mainly mushroom essence) short knife with a look of embarrassment after a vicious battle, and he saw the miniature murder scene on the ground, and said with an interested smile, "I was just about to teach you how to deal with this thing, and you have a way to do it. 」
Rick had no strength to reply. He took off his gloves and threw them on the decomposition table, and after two steps to the side, he lay down on the floor, leaning the back of his aching head against the cold tiles.