Chapter 398: The Most Difficult to Eat Beauty Dish
Hou Yi was very funny when he saw that Xin'er had a righteous and awe-inspiring attitude, and the huge big cat of the fire unicorn was behind Xin'er, grinning with a big mouth "Whoop" Zhile. Xiao Yue pursed her lips to see how Hou Yi cleaned up the fire qilin.
Hou Yi took advantage of the fact that his heart opened his arms and was defenseless, and suddenly took a step forward, wrapped his left arm, raised his right hand, and directly picked her up. Hou Yi jumped into the fire unicorn with his heart in his arms, Xiao Yue hugged Hou Yi from behind and leaned his long hair on his back, and Hou Yi was holding his heart in his arms.
The fire unicorn is very discerning, it understands when to sell cute, when to let go, when to be smart, when to be desperate, and think that the only mount under the emperor's majesty is also a few hits. It didn't need its owner to speak, it jumped forward on all fours, and slowly ran in the direction designated by Hou Yi, and the fire unicorn knew that Hou Yi wanted to play romance, so he deliberately ran in a zigzag shape, making the originally not too far distance twice as much.
The fire unicorn ran left and right again, and the green-veined saber-toothed tiger and the beige unicorn also ran in a zigzag shape, and their owners were still in the arms of the Heavenly Emperor, not chasing the ground.
Hou Yi rested her head on her heart's shoulder, and a majestic voice crossed her ear, saying, "I haven't been running on the snowfield with you for a long time, and this feeling of smiling and proud of the world seems to be forgotten." ”
"Then take me to play more!" "Xin'er touched Hou Yi's face coquettishly.
"My heart has gained a lot of weight, and it is heavy to hold. The soul can't be fatter anymore, otherwise no one will hurt. Hou Yi deliberately teased her.
Xin'er raised his hand and gently pushed Hou Yi's dishonest hand on her chest, and then took his hand. He said, "Who is fat? That's the weight of a suit of armor and two swords." People are not fat, people can't see their father-in-law all day long, they are haggard and emaciated, how can they get fat, you have to give me a reason to give me an excuse to make me fat. ”
"Gain weight? Hou Yi asked with his left hand on his heart.
"You accompany me! Who said that I don't have anyone to hurt, isn't there someone who wants to be dishonest now, and he hasn't been serious for a day. Knowing that there are thieves and rebels, the army will not call others, it is really unconscionable. "Xin'er is not satisfied with Hou Yi's war without her.
Xiao Yue has been leaning quietly on Hou Yi's back, ignoring their flirting. But when it comes to this military, Xiao Yue will still cover for Hou Yi and say, "Heart girl." Brother Yi is afraid that you will be hurt. I didn't even bring it. And those thieves are still writing on the banner to snatch the sword spirit and go back to be a lady, Brother Yi is afraid that you won't be able to stand the stimulation, and he doesn't want you to see their ugly faces. ”
"Ahh Hehe, there are still people who are worried about me. The heart deliberately said angrily.
"I won't say anything about insulting the Queen of Heaven, Concubine Xing, and Concubine Yue. Brother Yi is for your own good. If there were regular enemy troops. Can Brother Yi not call you? Isn't the sword spirit just for fighting and serving Hou Yi's wartime life? Xiao Yue even said the unique sparkle of the sword spirit.
Xin'er nodded, as if he understood Hou Yi's intentions. Hou Yi explained: "So I didn't let go of any of these thieves, and I killed all of them." The concubines who dared to offend me didn't want to live, they didn't know how powerful Xiao Yue, the tigress, was. It's terrible to want to snatch it back and try it. ”
Xiao Yue grabbed Hou Yi's ears with both hands and roared, and scolded with a smile: "Who is the tigress? I can ask for it if you want, and you can grab it if you want? Do you think I am your twenty-four month concubine, and I will be with you when I am snatched back, and I don't even have a little temper." ”
"Oh, don't mention them, they're not as fierce as you. Hou Yi said with his hands over his ears.
"Tell you that I'm Xiao Yue not so easy to bully, if it weren't for the fact that you have always been good to me since I was a child, I would rarely marry you? I don't understand who saw other boys chasing me back then, so I beat him up and beat him desperately, who was the one who beat people into pigs' heads?" Xiao Yue's hand weakened, just like letting Hou Yi take the initiative to make it clear.
"That's the dignity of being a man, you can't let others pursue your own woman, although you and I didn't have anything very intimate at that time, but in my heart I decided that you were my daughter-in-law, it was only a matter of time. If you hadn't blindly insisted on entering the cave room after marriage, would I have been able to go to great lengths with Chang'e to design for you to fall into it by yourself?"
"Am I that stupid? I still have to use you to set up a game to dedicate myself?" Xiao Yue let go of her left hand, raised the tips of her fingers and circled around her temples, objecting to Hou Yi's statement.
"Xiao Yue is not easy to deceive, let alone easy to marry, so I have always been used to you, hurt you, and tolerate you, there are a few people in the inner palace who dare to yell at me, just let you live out of the reincarnation of a tigress. Xiao Yue is still a lady and looks better, although I also like occasional little savage women, but it's not blindly barbaric. Hou Yi said the difference between the little barbarian and the tigress in his heart.
"If you weren't angry with me, people would be very gentle. Xiao Yue pouted.
"I'm afraid I can't stand it, when I think of Xiao Yue in the green lotus leaf skirt, I can't help but salivate, it's so sexy, so tempting, I want to eat you in one bite, I have no way I have to hold back." Hou Yi was very tempted by Xiao Yue's exquisite outfit, but the timing was wrong at that time, and he had to recuperate.
Xin'er turned around with a smile, stretched his hands forward sharply, wrapped his arms around Xiao Yue's waist, and quipped: "Brother Yi should endure and have to endure, otherwise he will really die young." Brother Yi devoured Sister Yue alive on weekdays. Sister Yue's sultry temptation even Chang'e is willing to lose, that waist, that figure, that white rabbit, that appearance, is worthy of being the first beautiful snake in the heavenly realm, and her body is as soft as she is......"
Xiao Yue hurriedly let go of Hou Yi's ears, directly covered her heart and mouth, and said, "Sister, do you want to shame your sister to death, you told you to say it, and let me say something." Who doesn't know that the soul is Bing Xue intelligent, insightful, and can go to the battlefield, cook delicacies, and serve closely, no matter where Brother Yi fights, even if he doesn't take Xiao Yue, he has to bring the top ten sword spirits to sleep. Especially the charming and lovely child of the heart, the treasure who knows the mind the most, and the cultivation of mind reading skills is a must!" Xiao Yue praised the heart with words, and the heart liked it quite a lot.
"What kind of mind-reading technique is that, she is just Huilan's mind and Bing Xue's smartness, she has been with me for a long time, and she has already figured out my mind and intentions. This will be what you want, so that you can feel comfortable and more at ease. It's a pity that the soul can't predict the future, otherwise it will be even rarer. Hou Yi said through one of the mysteries of this mind-reading technique.
Xin'er raised his hand to express his opinion, and said: "I think that if a woman is too smart, it will definitely arouse men's disgust and vigilance, so what is the fun of life." On the contrary, you should be smart when you should be smart, and you have to pretend to be stupid when you should be stupid, or you will feel that I am better than you in everything, and you will not have to be inferior to death. ”
"It's absolutely true that you're better looking than me, and your skin is absolutely smooth and supple. Hou Yi did not hesitate to put his palm on the back of his hand and walked towards the back.
Xin'er said proudly: "That's natural, Brother Yi, you're not too ugly, my sister will take you in." Why don't you find such a good daughter-in-law as me? Obedient, able to fight, and rest assured to take with you, you can do any housework and meals. It's not like a certain sister who makes dishes that are hard to eat and die, and she doesn't know how to get red needlework, so she can fight, and she has a very short temper. This is clearly Xiao Yue's words, as we all know, Xiao Yue is the only one in the Ice and Fire Mansion who can't cook.
Hou Yi knows very well the unforgettable taste of Xiao Yue's cooking, the kindness of the beauty that is difficult to consume with the stomach, and the dishes made by the fairy queen beauty really can't stand it.
Xiao Yue twisted lightly on the soft armor of Xin'er's waist, and shouted out with an "oh" in pain, and Xin'er habitually hid in Hou Yi's arms. Hou Yi used her hands to protect her soul and prevent Xiao Yue from bullying her.
Xiao Yue saw that Hou Yi was protecting her soul, and couldn't help but feel unhappy, Xiao Yue pointed to her heart and blamed: "Sister Xin, you dare to count on my sister's head, Sister Zhilu Dao is not good at cooking and female celebrity, and she uses these two points to stimulate me." Do you think my sister doesn't want to cook a good dish? It's a pity that she's so stupid that she can't even fry the dishes well. ”
The fire unicorn heard Xiao Yue say that his dishes were not good, and he had tasted the unforgettable taste of Xiao Yue's roasted vegetables before, and it was definitely hard to eat. The fire qilin roared a few times, indicating that the food made by Xiao Yue was really unpalatable.
Hearing the roar of the fire qilin, Xiao Yue's face showed a trace of displeasure, she bit her lip lightly and looked down at the fire qilin, she wanted to punch it a few times. See below to see what will happen in anticipation. (To be continued......)