Hawkers, that's what happened before, all in all, Fang Shou has finally fulfilled his long-cherished wish in life now, staying in the girls' dormitory and picking up a wild blue and white stripe, and died without regrets!

"Xiao Song?wait, where the hell are you?weishenme, there will be an angel's voice?" Carried away, Fang Shou actually forgot that he was still talking to the queen who didn't know where.

"Ahh

"Sister, I don't have a good signal here, Dududu~ What are you talking about, I can't hear it at all!"

Well, it's all played like this on TV, and I heard that as long as this is the case, it won't be continued to be questioned. Brother Cheng through the ages, Lord God will help me!

"Do you want to die once?" Even if he didn't see him, Fang Shou could imagine Yuri Nakamura burning SP and his eyes spitting fire.

So, TV is all about deception.

"I'm sorry!" Fang Shou tried hard to wave out the self in his mind who was tied up in XXX: "Actually, it's actually ......"

"Ernie sauce?" Lihua Song stared straight at Fang Shou's jacket pocket, her blue and white stripes were accidentally exposed, although she was expressionless, but as an ordinary girl, Lihua Song was also ashamed for a moment, she stretched out her hand and said to Fang Shou: "My inner ......"

"What sound? I just seemed to hear something?Pervert-kun, tell me quickly, where are you!" Yuri Nakamura on the other end of the phone became more and more irritable.

"Actually, I suddenly remembered something!" In a hurry, Fang Shou subconsciously grabbed Lihua's little hand, and then glanced at her. Motioned for her to be quiet first.

"But, Ernie sauce. That's my inner ......."

"Things? huh...... It's kind of interesting, so let's talk about it. What do you think of?" I don't know if it's a psychological effect, Fang Shou always felt that he heard the sound of a metal baseball bat scratching the ground from the walkie-talkie.

"Yusa, you're helping me get some baseball bats, I'm running out of these. ”

"But, Yuriko. You've got 10 baseball bats in your hand and on the table, right? You don't need that much for one person, do you? Do you want to play baseball?"

"Don't ask so much, it's really not good, find me some artifacts of the Celestial Empire, that is, something called a brick or something. ”

All right. Fang Shou silently put down the walkie-talkie and gently pushed the bridge of his nose, which was nothing. There was a glint of wisdom in his eyes. After connecting all the clues, there is only one truth!

First of all, Yuriko is actually a hidden shake S, a deep brother control. Just look at the fact that she forced Fang Shou to call her sister-sama, you can see how bad Yuriko's personality is. Secondly, Yuriko's desire to control, no, it should be said that Fang Shou's desire to control is particularly strong, and the current situation can't tell whether she was premeditated or beat herself into amnesia on a whim. So as to complete the training ...... And the most important point, Yuriko still believes in the fact that she has lost her memory, and is a perverted kun who obeys her orders. Based on this, she can freely release Fang Shou who sees her incontinence, so that she will not be socially and physically destroyed by Fang Shou.

But...... Fang Shou's memories had long since come back!When Fang Shou used his rules to defeat the Evil Beast. The memory of him being knocked out of his mind by Yuri Nakamura has long since returned! Fang Shou is still that pervert, or the same one who summons an updraft all day long. Kick the paladin, add chicken legs to the photographer's pervert!

If. What if, Yuriko knew that Fang Shou did not have amnesia...... One can imagine what she will do if she has already failed once. Dozens, no, hundreds of metal baseball bats will go down. Fang Shou's soul may disappear from this shijie like this, leaving behind his pure flesh and body for her to play with at will!

Although I think about it, I am quite happy, but as a man, a man with ambition, how can I be an M?

Therefore, Fang Shou was powerful, he interrupted the conversation on the other side of the walkie-talkie, and asked seriously, "Sister, do you like me?"

Three major illusions of men, my phone vibrates, I can fight back, she likes me!

As a real man! A real man who had been cornered, Fang Shou did not hesitate to launch his secret technique: illusion!

"Huh, you, you, you ......" seemed to choke on something, Yuriko couldn't even speak, she stammered back, "What are you talking about?

Ah, the script is wrong, weishenme will feel a little cute inexplicably?

Fang Shou touched his head, he was just planning to use that question to divert Yuri Nakamura's attention, so as to pave the way for the reason he wanted to find next...... As the old saying goes, the fulfillment of one lie takes a thousand lies to make up for it. Fang Shou said that he just wanted to fool the shrewd Yuri Nakamura, and he had no intention of teasing her at all!

He smashed his mouth, what's the matter? Is it so annoying to be a pervert who is loved by everyone? It's just a small, ordinary question, why is Yuriko's reaction so big, what's the matter with the stupid stupid person who keeps scolding?

"Hey, as a pure man, a true man, a loyal believer of Brother Chun. Fang Shou gently wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes: "I won't be ...... because of a girl I was hated by a beautiful girl of the same age and cried.。 Today's wind is noisy! ”

"Ernie sauce. Lihua, who had been observing Fang Shou's expression, gently tugged at Fang Shou's sleeve and gently comforted Fang Shoulai, who was facing the collapse of Shijie's view.

Sure enough, it's good to have a sister. Fang Shou, who was moved, gently patted Lihua's little head, even if he was dumped by a girl of the same age? I am a man with a younger sister! And a man with a real sister and a righteous sister! When I am hurt, when I am sad, it is good to have a sister, especially a capable sister......

"All in all, that's all there is to it!, don't give me any more nonsense, you know!," ordered a certain queen over the walkie-talkie.

Although he didn't know what he should think, Fang Shou still reluctantly agreed: "Yes, big ...... haode, sister-sama. I promise not to think about it again!Sister-sama will never like me, amnesia is really a painful thing, haha~"

"Baga, Baga, Huh!"

Eh, Fang Shou looked at the walkie-talkie in surprise, what's the matter now?weishenme himself was about to be treated so miserably just by telling a joke?

"I felt the malice of this shijie. Fang Shou put his hand in his pocket, looking gloomy that no one in the world could understand me, he waved his hand at Lihua Song: "I have some problems to solve." ”

After speaking, Fang Shou took the blue and white strips played by Lihua and walked into the toilet with a snap.

On the other side, Lihua Song, who was still expressionless just now, raised his brows lightly and said to himself, "Oni-chan, do you like Yuri Nakamura?"

A wonderful misunderstanding, the seeds of cause and effect have been planted. Just like the white album, if he hadn't opened the Pandora's box cover in the first place, nothing would have happened, right?

Half an hour later, there was a loud flushing sound from the toilet, and after a while, Fang Shou, who was full of vegetables, weakly pulled out the door clamp, leaned against the wall, and crawled out of it little by little.

"Although the reincarnation of grains is one of the great joys of life, it is normal for people to have three urgencies. But what's going on with this Nima's mapo tofu? Didn't I just eat a little bit every day in the past two days, even XXXXXX. Hey, it's so uncomfortable. Xiao Song, do you have a rectectal pill here? Well, this is not the Celestial Empire...... Is there a first aid kit or anything like that?" Fang Shou, who had already risen into the sky half a person, called out to the silver-haired beautiful girl. However, Fang Shou looked at it, but there was no figure of Lihua at all.

"I'm going to ......" felt that if he continued like this, his chrysanthemum would definitely be unprotected because of the reincarnation of grains, Fang Shou could only helplessly climb to the side of the cabinet, wanting to find his own life-saving straw. Fortunately, although there were no disasters such as earthquakes in this posthumous shijie, there was still a first-aid kit for emergency evacuation left next to the cabinet of Lihua Song.

Fang Shou opened the first-aid kit casually, what is this?weishenme first-aid kit will have dry food?and gloves?first-aid medicineThis is already there, soft pad, what's going on with this military kettle and map?And this, white fat and white bra, I'll go!

Fang Shou suddenly knew that the people of Weishenme11 District could survive in the gap between the Eurasian plate and the Taiping plate, look at the people's first-aid kits, there are medicines to eat, there are useful things to eat, and even the underwear is very intimately prepared. Tut-tut, Fang Shou couldn't help but think of the poor first-aid kit he had grown at home with only medicine and gauze......

"Comfortable!" successfully found the stomach medicine, and Fang Shou finally got rid of the tragic ending of the chrysanthemum remnants and wounds all over the ground. He patted his stomach lightly and burped in satisfaction.

In fact, today's luck is not bad, successfully infiltrated the girls' dormitory, successfully fooled the shrewd Yuriko, and successfully pocketed the blue and white striped small Nene...... Wait, I seem to have forgotten something!

Fang Shou's face was pale and he picked up the fresh, guest's, dreamy, and ambitious blue and white striped little nene.

"I didn't in the toilet! I didn't have any messy things! I'm not such a superficial person! I came out in half an hour because of the beep! My name in my life is ahhhh......h