Chapter 83: Tell Luo Shuxin about yellow jokes

In fact, she is also selfish.

With Luo Feng's means of teasing himself, his tone was tougher, Luo Shuxin could run?

Of course, she also knows that Luo Shuxin looks introverted, but if she wants that, she will definitely disagree, and she is really stubborn in her bones, so this is not something that can be picked up in a day or two.

Tonight looks like it's a meal on the surface, but in fact, it's Luo Feng and Luo Shuxin's ice-breaking trip that she carefully arranged.

What she didn't expect was that Luo Shuxin would break the bowl and cut her hand, but at present, it seems that this ice-breaking journey should be a lot easier.

Luo Feng gave Luo Shuxin a chopstick and a chopstick, and Luo Shuxin accepted it and buried herself in eating.

After eating, Xiao Jinyu cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks.

"Sister Xiao, I'll help you clean up."

Luo Shuxin was very embarrassed, the food was made by Xiao Jinyu, and now she is also cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks, she is always a little embarrassed in her heart.

"It's okay, you go to watch TV first. Have you forgotten that Luo Feng said that you can't touch the water? ”

Xiao Jinyu said with a smile, mentioning Luo Feng, Luo Shuxin's neck shrunk, pursed her lips, and did not speak.

In these years, there is no entertainment at all, and ordinary people are basically watching TV at home in addition to watching TV.

However, for the underworld, there are a lot more entertainment projects, such as entertainment cities, KTV, salsa dance, leather and meat business, etc., these are their entertainment activities.

"This morning, there was a rush at the door of Li's Construction Group, it is reported that Luo Feng, the boss of Zhongshan Security, was blocked by the underworld at the door of the construction group, and then the security company personnel arrived and the underworld had a firefight.

Please rest assured that this is not a triad rush, but a rush incident that occurred because of Mr. Luo's acquisition of Li's Construction Group, which led to the dissatisfaction of the younger brother under Li Lei of the underworld.

The police have been involved, in order to protect the safety of the lives and property of entrepreneurs in our city, the provincial department ordered that the municipal bureau take the lead in setting up a special team to eliminate crime and evil! ”

The news was talking about the morning's events, and Luo Shuxin, who had gone through the whole process, knew deeply that Luo Feng was not an entrepreneur, he was an underworld leader!

And, tonight, she was still having dinner with this gang leader, and now.... Luo Shuxin turned her head to look and saw Luo Feng lying on the sofa on his side, picking his nose.

Luo Shuxin: "......"

In other words, you're the boss of the underworld, don't you pay attention to your image?

"Lolo, is the school decided? What subjects are you asked to teach? ”

Luo Feng asked casually, if the principal is too tired to arrange the subject, Lao Tzu will take someone to the principal's house tomorrow night to sit down!

Luo Shuxin nodded and whispered, "It's decided, the principal asked me to choose one of the two of art and music." ”

That's exactly what the headmaster said, but the headmaster had something else to say.

"But... Luo Feng, I want to teach Chinese..."

Luo Feng continued to say casually: "Then you teach, I'm not the principal, why are you telling me this?" I'm a triad! Turning his head, he whimpered, and emphasized: "I am the underworld!" ”

Luo Shuxin lowered her head, pursed her small mouth, and pleaded with her eyes: "The principal said... Let me consult with you... He said... You just have to agree..."

When he heard this, God knows how shocked Luo Shuxin's heart was.

Is the underworld so awesome now? It's even better than the principal's words!

An underworld can decide at will what subjects a teacher teaches!

She was shocked and at the same time incomprehensible.

"Whatever you want." Luo Feng changed to a more comfortable position.

Luo Shuxin blinked, a pair of black eyes like gems, flashing in the dim light that only gems should have.

"Did you say yes?"

Luo Feng nodded and said perfunctorily: "Well, I agreed." ”

"Thank you, thank you."

Luo Shuxin's little face flushed, Luo Feng just turned around, and when he saw this scene, his heart became playful, this chick seemed to be blushing when he said two words.

"Lolo, I'll tell you a story."

Luo Feng got up and ran to the sofa where Luo Shuxin was sitting, sat on the armrests on both sides of the sofa, stepped on the sofa with bare feet, and said with a smile.

Luo Shuxin tilted her little head, in fact, Luo Feng was still very good when he wasn't fighting.

When the idea came to her, she was taken aback by herself!

"Uh-huh." She didn't dare to refuse, and she didn't know how to refuse.

Luo Feng smiled and talked about the yellow joke in a matter-of-fact manner:

The women's bathroom caught fire, the people inside were in a mess, running out naked, only to see a large group of white flowers on the street, an old man shouted "Cover it quickly", and the naked women suddenly woke up, but there were three important parts of the body, and they couldn't cover it in a hurry, and they didn't know what to do. At this time, the old man shouted again, and everyone blushed, guess what he said? ”

Luo Shuxin really thought it was a story, and thought about it, but when she thought of that picture, her face became even more ruddy.

"No, I don't know."

Luo Feng sat cross-legged beside her, blew into her ear and said, "The old man said: Just cover your face, it's the same below." ”

With a brush, Luo Shuxin's face instantly turned crimson, and she covered her ears at a very fast speed!

"You, you, you, you're shameless!"

Luo Shuxin can only think of such a scolding sentence.

The little chubby's face was flushed, his fleshy little hands covered his ears, and even his neck was red.

Luo Feng smiled, grabbed Luo Shuxin's wrist with both hands, forcibly took it off, put his head on Luo Shuxin's shoulder, and continued.

"A friend of mine is a police officer, and one day I received a call to the police, and the woman who called the police said: Officer, I put my money in my corset, and on the bus, my money was stolen by a handsome guy.

The police were also puzzled, so they asked: "Don't you notice such a sensitive place?" The woman blushed and said something, guess what, what did the woman say? ”

Luo Shuxin's hands were fixed by Luo Feng, and he had to listen even if he didn't listen, and even he could feel the smell of smoke on Luo Feng's body filling his nasal cavity.

Luo Shuxin, who has been guarding for more than 20 years, has been so close to a man, and she is about to cry.

But he still said with a crying voice: "No, I don't know. ”

She was afraid that Luo Feng would say: I'll give you a live restoration.

Luo Feng smiled: "The woman said: Who would have thought that he was touching money." ”

Luo Shuxin cried, she didn't want to hear it, she felt dirty, woo woo, she was not clean.

"Luo Feng! What are you working on? Why was Luo Luo bullied and cried by you again? You're looking for death, aren't you? ”

Xiao Jinyu, who was still washing the dishes, heard the cry, rushed out in two steps, pinched Luo Feng's ears and scolded angrily.

"Hey, young sister, I was wrong, let go, it's the so-called good deed every day... Oh my god... It hurts, it hurts..."