"Wake up, wake up. ”

In a daze, Fang Shou felt that someone was patting his head, it must have been too bad lately, right? Every time he slept well, he would be woken up. Ah~ I can't get up, I really can't do it, if I come again, if I come again, I will have to go......

"Hey, why is this guy drooling and touching his stomach at the same time?" Fang Shou expressed disdain for this question, as a normal male high school student, isn't it normal to do something beeping when he gets up in the morning because ......of his morning erection?

“...... Bring the scissors. ”

"Don't!" Fang Shou opened his eyes again, what a familiar scene, is it still the stupid people on the SSS front, or the energetic Yuri Nakamura, the only discord is the scissors in her hand, flashing with sharp light, and is approaching this Fang Shou step by step.

"Ya Yan Butterfly~~" For the sake of sexual happiness, Fang Shou struggled hard.

"This guy, what's wrong, right?" Hinata touched her chin and asked the girl with short hair and a guitar on her back, "Iwasawa-san, was there anything strange about this guy when you found him?"

"Hmm~" The female student known as Iwasawa said uncertainly: "Actually, I rushed over when I heard the screams of those ordinary female students, and they said that the stupid guy who confessed to the student council president died at the door of the classroom yesterday, and I just ......"

"Hey, you're not dead!" Fang Shou first glanced at Hinata a few times, and then took a step or two back cautiously: "I said, can you take this scissors away?" I'm really timid. ”

"Yes. Yuri Nakamura, who was holding scissors, nodded casually, but. Instead of retreating, the scissors got closer to Fang Shou, "It's just that." I have a few questions for you. ”

"Yes, sir. The little one must answer truthfully, it's going to be cut! It's really going to be cut! Don't come over again!" Fang Shou's face became more and more pale, for some reason, his mind kept circulating the scene of Brother Cheng being knifed, how similar it was, all of them were beautiful girls, all of them were emotionless eyes, and they were all the same terrifying atmosphere...... "Bah, bah." I'm not Brother Cheng, and I haven't stepped on a few boats, I'm still a virgin......"

"Less nonsense!" Yuri Nakamura's face turned cold: "Where were you last night?"

"Huh?" Fang Shou was stunned for a moment, and looked at the girl opposite carefully a few times, it was Yuri Nakamura, yes, "Are you kidding? That kind of thing happened last night, and you forgot ......"

"Ahhhh

"Why?" Fang Shou's eyes widened. Where did you provoke this stupid person, looking at his appearance, the murderous aura is about to turn into substance. This ghost looks like he really wants to kill himself!

"Pull him. Yuri Nakamura, whose face became more and more cold, asked Hinata and another member of the SSS front to pull Noda, who had gone completely crazy. Then, he continued: "Honestly, you only have one chance. ”

Fang Shou secretly swallowed his saliva. Yuri Nakamura wasn't joking with herself, she was really angry. And it's so angry that he wants to eat himself alive, don't you say? Did she really forget that she had gone with her to explore the piano classroom? no, would she really have amnesia if she went in there? but...... For the sake of his little brother, Fang Shou cautiously asked, "May I ask, what is the reason for you to be so angry?"

"......" Yuri Nakamura paused, and finally said, "Last night, I fainted at the door of the principal's office, and ......"

"And?"

"Clothes are scattered and there are a few scars on my body. ”

"Ha~" Fang Shou finally put down his hanging heart, fortunately, the evidence is still there, looking at her appearance, she should have fainted on the way to move the rescuers, right? "Actually, it was because the two of us went to the piano room last night to investigate, and then a monster appeared......"

"Do you want to say that my injuries were caused by monsters?" The air around them gradually solidified, and the SSS battle line watched Fang Shou's realization gradually change, with disdain and admiration?

"Well, it looks a bit like a wolf, no, I should say it's a dirt dog...... The enlarged and enhanced version of the Chinese pastoral dog is right, just when we are about to come out, it suddenly attacks us. ”

"Oh. ”

"It's so big, so strong, that claw, tsk, I thought it was going to be eaten, and it's ......."

"Claws. Yuri Nakamura threw away the scissors and stood up: "It seems that there is no need to judge, there is a result." ”

"What's the result?" Fang Shou finally breathed a sigh of relief after finally getting out of the bleak scene of saying goodbye to his brother, but he saw Hinata and the others grabbing his hands with a look of compassion, and he panicked for a while: "What's the situation? What is the situation? Weishenme wants to arrest me? Hey, Yuriko, you speak!"

"Don't say it! Keep talking, Yuriko will be even angrier. Hinata tugged at Fang Shou's clothes and motioned for him to keep his mouth shut.

"But you're so good that you dare to touch a tiger's ass. On the other side, it was the chubby Matsushita-kun, and he whispered to the other party: "You know? When Yuriko knew that she was attacked, she was almost mad, and then checked them one by one, your suspicion is too great...... Hey, although I know you may be very, but it's not good to pick anyone, but I chose Yuriko, see, not only did you not succeed, but you were beaten like this, for now...... The death penalty is also acceptable. ”

"What kind of attack? Who did I attack?And the death penalty, what does that mean?Why can't I understand?" The confused Fang Shou asked several questions in succession, he didn't want to die at the hands of Nakamura Yuri without knowing it. The first time is still there, how can I die? Singles' Day is still alone, how can I die?

"Rest assured. It won't hurt. Matsushita comforted: "Just think of it as a mosquito bite, just close your eyes." ”

"But I really didn't do anything!Yuriko, you listen to my explanation!I'm innocent, we're all beeping~" Fang Shou cried out in pain.

"Pull it out. Nakamura said without looking back, and she pointed to a few boys: "You guys, go prepare gasoline, you guys, go and build the cross." ”

"Cross, gasoline...... No, I'm really innocent! I ......."

"Monster, do you touch Yuriko's ass?" Hinata said leisurely.

"Huh?"

When Yuriko woke up, she found a big handprint on the back of her skirt...... "Panasonic raised her head and looked at the slowly setting sunset: "Today's wind is a bit noisy......"

"I'm XXXX!"

All in all, on that day, Fang Shou finally experienced the treatment of a winner in life, and correctly recognized the burning at the stake...... The terrible thing about the barbecue. This is really an impressive selection, this year's barbecue festival, it must be very exciting, right? But those bastards are really good, especially Noda, the funny way of dancing hula and lighting a fire is too ridiculous, and Hinata, that guy is actually preparing an urn next to him, the heads of these guys...... What exactly is it made of?

"Is that all you want to say?" asked Yuri Nakamura, sitting leisurely in the principal's seat, holding her hands and squinting her eyes.

"That's the case, so, I'm innocent!" The angry Fang Shou pointed to the clothes on his body that had been almost burned, and roared angrily: "I didn't expect you to do any security measures at all, do you want to kill me, do you want to burn me there, do you think I am a witch in the Middle Ages?"

"Haha, it's not good to tell jokes now, Fang Shoujun. ”

"Talk about your sister, I'm serious about telling you. Fang Shou pursed his lips dissatisfiedly, this joke about Shijie's death after death, damn it, where is the point of laughter? Do you really think you are the black brother of the slaughter version?

"And then. Fang Shoujun, how much do you know about that so-called piano classroom? How much valuable information can you provide us? You know, I am very likely to have been tricked, and I have ......no memory at all," Yuri Nakamura pointed to his head and smiled bitterly.

"No, I think you should let me out before you say that, right?" Looking at the railing in front of him, Fang Shou became even more angry, too, anyone who has to be locked in an iron cage after being roasted will not be happy, right?

"Peace of mind. Aren't we here too?" Hinata patted Fang Shou on the shoulder and whispered comfort.

“...... Forget about it, weishenme, these stupid people are also here?Do you want to play imprisonment play? Yuriko!" "The current situation is like this, the principal's office is divided into two parts by an iron door, and the hard-pressed boys on the SSS front and Fang Shou occupy a quarter of the principal's office, while the girls, including Nakamura Yuri, stop at the three-quarters position leisurely, looking at Fang Shou and the others playfully.

"Well, it's just to promote feelings. Yuri Nakamura spread his hands: "After experiencing last night's incident, I realized for the first time how terrible a male high school student is, hey, so we discussed it for a while, and we came up with this method once and for all." ”

"Is your method just to huddle so many of us together? What are you doing? Are you a rotten girl?"

"No, it's just that I don't want you to get close to me. ”

"Hey, you've got your heart out!" (To be continued......)