At noon that day, Ma Xiaoling called Wang Zhenzhen to go shopping together. Two people join hands in the mall to choose their favorite goods.

"Zhenzhen, what do you think of this dress?"

"Let's adjust that pink dress, which is better. ”

"Okay, I'll try. ”

After Ma Xiaoling changed her clothes, she looked in front of the dressing mirror, and the enthusiastic shopping guide on the side enthusiastically introduced: "Miss, your figure and temperament are already good, and you look better in this skirt, if you wear our new sunglasses this year, it will be the same as a star." Wang Zhenzhen also echoed beside her. "Alright then, that's it. Help me pack it up, thanks. ”

Two people came to the fast food restaurant in the mall with large bags of things and sat down to ask for some things to rest. Wang Zhenzhen knocked on her somewhat sore shoulder. "The two of us can really buy it, buy so many things, it's troublesome, how can we get it back." Ma Xiaoling waved her hand and said, "It doesn't matter, we can take a taxi." The old man will practice the piano at home, and he will help us get it. "Okay. "By the way, Zhenzhen, how does that old guy treat you? Isn't he too harsh? If he treats you badly, tell me I'll clean him up." "Don't worry, don't call the old man an old man. He was very nice to me and very patient. "How are you learning the Dragon God's Forgiveness? "Well... Fortunately, it's easier to use now. "That's good, I suggest you usually use a fruit knife, the dragon god's forgiveness is too physically demanding. In Wang Zhenzhen's bag, the Dust-Absolute Knife kept shaking to express dissatisfaction. Wang Zhenzhen gently patted the bag with her hand, and the Dust-Cutting Knife quieted down. By the way, the waiter just now...... What is that?" Ma Xiaoling stopped saying half of her words, and looked out the window with a very confused look.

Wang Zhenzhen looked at Ma Xiaoling's eyes and saw nothing. When she turned around, she saw Ma Xiaoling's brows furrowing tighter and tighter, and then Ma Xiaoling pulled her to the storage cabinet in the mall, put her things down, and left the mall. Wang Zhenzhen asked curiously, "What's wrong with Xiaoling?" What did you see?" I saw that there were two very heavy clouds of yin qi in this forest over there, there should be a big guy, or you take your things home first, and I will come back after dealing with them. Wang Zhenzhen thought about it and refused. "I'm going to go with you this time, no matter what, I've been practicing with the generals for so long, besides, it's better to have multiple people to help you. Ma Xiaoling nodded: "Okay, you come with me and take your fruit knife." Don't hold me back. ”

The two left the mall and came to the woods, only to see that the yin air in the woods was very thick, and the two of them even felt cold. "Xiaoling, why is it so cold here. Wang Zhenzhen rubbed her arms and said. "It's not cold, it's that the yin is very heavy. At this time, Ma Xiaoling regretted coming out in a short skirt. She saw that Wang Zhenzhen was a little scared, so she comforted her and said, "Although they are two big guys, they are very easy to handle." Let's go to the hot springs when we're done. Wang Zhenzhen nodded nervously, "You won't be scared to pee your pants, right?" Ma Xiaoling suddenly smiled. "What's the matter, you're just peeing your pants!" replied Wang Zhenzhen blushing, and then laughed too. Ma Xiaoling nodded: "That's right, after all, he is also the apprentice of the general, and he is also my friend of Ma Xiaoling." It's not that bad!" the two of them continued walking into the woods, when they came to a path. Ma Xiaoling stopped and looked at the end of the road vigilantly. "Here, let's go back to back to prevent a sneak attack. The two quickly backed back, Ma Xiaoling pulled out the magic wand, and Wang Zhenzhen took out the dust-breaking knife. Look ahead vigilantly.

[Imitating a paragraph in Lin Zhengying's movie Zombie Uncle] A cloud of black gas appeared at each end of the road, and after the black gas dissipated, a team of people came out, and Wang Zhenzhen saw that the team in front of her was a funeral team. And what Ma Xiaoling saw was the welcoming team. If it's in normal times, it's not a big deal, birth, old age, sickness and death, marriage and funeral, it's normal for people. However, the two teams in front of them are extremely strange. In the funeral procession, there was a man wearing a white shroud, with his hands crossed and his nails very long, riding on a coffin and being carried forward by several people. In the other procession, a group of people dressed in red carried sedan chairs and walked in the opposite direction. The person in the sedan chair is dressed as a bride in ancient times. Exactly the same posture as the man riding on the coffin. They were playing all kinds of musical instruments and bouncing towards Wang Zhenzhen and Ma Xiaoling. If the scene looks like an outsider, it is just a team of funeral and family greetings.

Wang Zhenzhen saw this kind of scene for the first time and was immediately stunned. And Ma Xiaoling looked disapproving, played with her magic wand by turning the pen, and hummed a song. She turned her head and saw Wang Zhenzhen trembling a little, "Classmate Wang Zhenzhen, I seem to have seen you pee your pants, Ou, what's going on with the puddle of water on the ground." Wang Zhenzhen looked back at Ma Xiaoling in surprise, and then looked at the ground again. only to know that it was Ma Xiaoling who teased her. "I don't have it. Look at them coming, what should we do?" Ma Xiaoling immediately cried with a sad face. "Actually, I lied to you, this situation is called red and white, if it is two teams of living people, it will only feel awkward in my heart, but if it is two teams of dead people, it will be a big murderer. And these two are definitely terrible ghosts. I have no solution to this situation. Wang Zhenzhen exclaimed in surprise: "No, you can't do anything, what should you do." Ma Xiaoling sighed, "There is a way, which is to press you to be a concubine for them, and then I will go home and sleep." - Fool, I am teasing you, how can I not do anything, after all, I am an exorcist. I just saw that you were too scared. But come to think of it, you're a zombie after all. Wang Zhenzhen let out a sigh: "Dead girl, you scared me to death, I thought you really couldn't help it." They came closer. "Hey, really, there's no money to get rid of these two guys. Ma Xiaoling said complainingly. As soon as they finished speaking, two teams surrounded the two of them - two teams, one red and one white, dancing around the two of them.

In the sedan chair, there was a burst of giggling laughter. "I didn't expect to meet a ......... today What is this? It's rare to meet in a thousand years, but it doesn't matter that this secret marriage is really not in vain. Hahaha. The one riding on the coffin opened his mouth and spoke: "I have dealt with this little exorcist in front of me, and we will take her down." "-Naturally, she refers to Wang Zhenzhen. Ma Xiaoling didn't care about what was said inside the coffin, but glanced at the one riding on the coffin. "Solve me, your Taoism is a little shallow, and besides, those who said you want to solve me have already been solved by me. I don't want to bother too much, you obediently let me send you into samsara. I have a lot of work to attend to in a moment. The male ghost on the coffin of "Think Beautiful" pounced on Ma Xiaoling and fought with Ma Xiaoling. Side kicks, elbow strikes, sweep legs. And Wang Zhenzhen's side, a female ghost in red jumped out of the sedan chair and fought with her, although she only practiced with the generals for a few months, but she has made great progress in all aspects than before. A dust-breaking knife flew up and down in her hand, so that the female ghost did not take advantage of it, but was forced to retreat by her, Wang Zhenzhen took advantage of the female ghost not paying attention to her feet, swept the hall and put the female ghost down. But this contact made Wang Zhenzhen feel very strange, how could there be an entity?" Then a man in a white shroud was thrown over, "because they have a certain way of doing things, and if they do it for a while, they will be like zombies." At this time, the male ghost in the white shroud sneered. "That's right, we'll be like zombies in a little while. I want to thank both of you, though. In the meantime, his white shroud turned into a bright red festive dress. "The secret marriage ceremony has been completed, now we will fight with you, we will win! It seems that the descendants of the Ma family are nothing more than that. "Xianggong, you solve the descendant of the Ma family, and I want her." The female ghost in red pointed at Wang Zhenzhen.