Chapter 405: Clever Fat Sister
"What the hell are you putting on me? Why do I feel so uncomfortable! You can't be trying to poison me, are you?" Li Zijun shrugged and writhed back and forth unconsciously, and he couldn't help but complain to Harriet.
"Don't move! I've had a hard time holding them in place, and you must not get them off. If you can't get out of the city because they have fallen, don't blame me for not keeping my promise!" Hallriet looked at Li Zijun's restless appearance, secretly happy in her heart, but on the surface, she still pretended to be serious.
"What kind of material is this thing of yours? Why can't you breathe at all, it's almost suffocating people to death!" In fact, it's no wonder that Li Zijun keeps complaining, the thing that Harriet smeared on him really made him feel extremely uncomfortable, if it weren't for his ability to control his body, he would definitely be sweating at this moment.
"You don't have to care about what kind of material it is, you just say that it doesn't look like a human muscle after drying?"
Not to mention, although Li Zijun was full of resentment towards this thing, he had to admit that this thing did play a role in covering up his figure. As long as you don't take off your clothes, anyone who touches Li Zijun's body now will think that he is a slightly bloated little fat man.
"Hey!" Li Zijun now understands the truth of this sentence more and more! In order to be able to leave Trafford alive, he had to endure this short period of depression. Li Zijun sighed deeply!
"Don't sigh so hard! You're just a coachman, not a poet, don't always make yourself sentimental! Minrien is a very clever girl. Don't let her see any flaws in you!" Harriet's carriage grew closer and closer to the castle guard's mansion, and she whispered to Li Zijun.
"That 'huge girl' can't be your good friend Minian, right?" Li Zijun saw from a distance that in front of the gate of the city guard's mansion, there was a woman of the same height as him and several times more bloated than him, looking in their direction.
With the position where this woman was standing, Li Zijun felt that she should be the smart Minian in Harriet's mouth, but he always felt that this woman was difficult to relate to the word 'girl'!
"Minian is a little bigger, but she's not huge! don't stare at her when you see her later, she hates it when people pay attention to her figure. Watch out for her to gouge out your eyes!"
"Stare at her, forget it, I want to live two more years!"
"You look like a good match now, do you want me to help you connect with her?" Harriet pouted when she saw Li Zijun. She couldn't help but tease him.
Li Zijun snorted coldly. Without saying a word, he drove the carriage past and stopped at the gate next to the castle guard's house.
"Sister Harriet!" With this extremely sugary call, Li Zijun seemed to feel a mammoth giant elephant running towards him.
"Knock knock!"
"Sister Harriet, you're here. I'm waiting for you to have sore legs!" Minian sneered at Harriet.
Just because of the distance. Li Zijun didn't see it very clearly. At this moment, he finally got a glimpse of the whole picture of this young lady of the castle guard!
The sour thighs in her mouth, according to Li Zijun's eyes, were a few points thicker than his waist! The width of her front and side was basically the same. She literally grew into a standard rectangle!
In his past and present lives, Li Zijun had never seen such a strong woman, and he couldn't help but secretly babble beside him!
"Are you really going to leave today, can't you stay a few more days?" it can be seen that Minian is full of reluctance to Harriet, and her words are completely sincere!
"I've been delayed for a long time, and if I don't set off again, it's really unreasonable!"
"Sister, don't worry, after finishing the performance over there, no matter who invites me, I won't go, I will definitely come back to see you as soon as possible!" Harriet seemed to be moved by true feelings, and her eyes gradually turned red.
Minian sighed deeply and commanded her men to drive a brand-new carriage out.
"You have a long way to go to Fengqi Mountain, and I am worried that it will be difficult for your carriage to get to Sahara City, so I have prepared this for you. ”
"There's some food and a change of clothes in the car, which you should need along the way. These are for you along with the wagon!"
"Thank you, sister, it's just that this gift is too valuable, me"
"As long as you recognize me as a sister, don't say anything!" Minian raised her hand to stop Harriet's resignation.
"We sisters, I don't know when we will be able to meet again today, what is it to give you this little thing?!"
"Change the car! I'll take you out of town!"
"Sister, how dare you bother your big driver as a younger sister?"
"Where do you get so much nonsense?!Do you still want to get out of town today?Hurry up and change cars!"
Seeing Minian insisting so much, Harriet was secretly happy, but no longer insisted, and immediately instructed Li Zijun to complete all the matters of changing the car.
"Sister, you don't seem to have seen this coachman before?" Minian asked with some curiosity as she watched Li Zijun busy.
"He was my coachman, but something happened at home, and he went back to take care of the housework, and he just caught up recently. Harriet had been prepared for Minian's question, and she replied according to the script.
"Oh, I see!"
"But sister, didn't my sister say that you are so beautiful, why did you choose such an ugly coachman?"
"Do you want my sister to help you change one, to ensure that you look a hundred times stronger than him, and your driving skills are also good!"
You have grown like this, and you still dislike me for being ugly?! It's really a crow falling on a pig, and you only see others black, but you can't see your own black! Hearing Minian's arrangement of herself, Li Zijun couldn't help but slander her.
"No, no, sister, you don't know, this coachman has been following me for many years, don't look at him as bad looking, but he is honest and reliable! His driving skills are also good, I am used to him driving for me, I should not be used to changing someone else!" Harriet smiled and glanced at Li Zijun, and politely rejected Minian's proposal.
"Since you think he's okay, keep him!"
"Hey, come here, get on the ground!" Minian shouted to Li Zijun, who had just been free.
"Lying on the ground?" Li Zijun didn't understand for a moment what Minian wanted him to do.
"If you don't lie down, how can I get in the car?" Minian said Li Zijun to understand that in the end, she wanted to let herself be a pedal for her.
Minian didn't mean to humiliate Li Zijun when she said this, under normal circumstances, the coachman should indeed have such a duty. It's just that as a big nobleman, Li Zijun would never do such a thing! Harriet was worried that once this matter leaked out afterwards, it would be a stain on his life.
Compared with Harriet, Li Zijun's idea is simpler, he just can't let this big guy step on him!
"Didn't you hear me, come over quickly!" Minian saw Li Zijun in a daze, a little impatient.
"Sister, sister, he just had a serious illness, you see that his face is still sallow, he really can't do 'foot pedaling'. Why don't I help you into the car?" Harriet whispered in Minyanne's ear as she ran to Minyanne's side.
Minian also knew her weight of 'thousand catties', she looked Li Zijun up and down, and finally let him go, and turned around to find a strong man from the city guard to play the role of 'foot'.
Looking at the strong man with a flushed face at Minian's feet, Li Zijun was full of sympathy! He secretly shook his head and helped Harriet into the carriage.
The convoy, led by the sergeant of the city guard, slowly drove towards the city gate.
"What's going on today, why are so many people gathered at the door?" Minian didn't know exactly what was going on, she was slightly stunned when she saw the scene in front of her.
"George, don't wait here stupidly, go around and walk through the noble passage!" Minian already knew Li Zijun's current 'name' in Harriet's mouth, and commanded him to bypass the crowd.
"Stop! Get checked!"
"What are you looking for?Didn't you see Miss Ben sitting in the car??Besides, when do the nobles need to be checked when they go out of the city?!" Minien pushed the door open, leaned out of the car, and questioned the defenders who had stopped the frame.
"Yo, it's Miss!" the captain in charge of guarding the city gate saw that Minian was sitting in the car, and hurriedly sent aside the soldiers who were blocking the road, and he greeted him with a smile on his face.
"It's you!What the hell is going on in Traffelt today, and why is it so exciting?, is it true that Edlaide has escaped to us?" Minian said as she glanced at Li Zijun casually.
Minian's glance startled Li Zijun, he didn't expect this woman's mind to be far more slender than her body!
"Lady you guessed it, Archduke Edlaide did flee to us! Yesterday, Archduke Edlaide had already fought against the masters who were chasing him. ”
"It is said that we also dispatched a Saint-rank master on our side, but in the end, we let the Grand Duke escape!" the little leader reported to Minian in a low voice.
"Even the Holy Rank masters have been dispatched, it seems that this Grand Duke is really not simple!" Minian smiled and looked back at Harriet.
"Send someone to check our convoy quickly, I'm in a hurry to get my sister out of town!" Minrien said as if she hadn't seen Harriet's face change dramatically, and she turned her head to look at the little leader in front of her with a smile.
"Don't say that, you're just borrowing a few small guts, and the small ones don't dare to check your frame!"
"Release, let go!" the little leader waved his hand to Minian, and then ordered his men to remove the antlers.
"Wait a minute!" At this moment, a woman's voice suddenly sounded, which shook the hearts of everyone present, especially Li Zijun......!