97. Death is a part of the Faye, don't play if you're unhappy
"Yo, tell us how it actually feels to use it, our beloved Chief Mage?"
"Dwarf oil, let me tell you, the actual experience of this potion can only be described in one word - praise!" Skasa, who was still in the form of a young woman, gave a thumbs up to the few colleagues who were ill-intentioned at first glance, "This feeling of jumping into a pool of clear water and letting the clear stream wash away the dirt on his body is not too good!"
What's going on?
Everyone was still waiting to see the chief mage deflated, but what was the matter with this hearty smile?
If Lynn were here now, she would have felt that Scarza's expression at this time was the same as that of the actors in those summer cool drink commercials - the freshness and coldness that were about to come out were full of artificiality no matter how you looked at it......
"Really, it's really as good as you say!?"
Hearing this, all the others became excited.
In the Mage Association, the people who are familiar with Skarsa are basically all so-called "old" old men, otherwise, it would be impossible to know that this young and beautiful female magician is the "secret" of the chief mage himself.
"Don't fool us, you old boy!"
"Hey, if you don't believe it, forget it~" Skasa said rather nonchalantly, "But, can you still do such a drastic action now?"
As he spoke, Skasa bent down, and with the toughness of a woman's body, he easily pressed his palm to the ground—a movement that was too impactful for the old men. So much so that Skarsa bent down on a large area of his chest, and they didn't care.
"Nope. Isn't it just bending over and pulling the ligaments? What's the big deal!"
A "warrior" who was not afraid of death strode out. Repeating what Skasa had just done. I saw that after his waist was bent at ninety degrees, it was difficult to continue downward, and his hands were still a long distance from the ground.
"Tsk, what you say is so arrogant, but as a result, it is a silver-like pewter gun head~"
"Stop talking nonsense! I'll show you!"
- Inhale.
- Charging.
- Press down!
The old magician, who was stimulated by Skaza's words, was also competitive, regardless of his own physical age. I was stunned to do the action of pressing the ligament even that most young men can't do!
......
"I think I heard a strange sound just now...... Is it an illusion? That 'click' sound......"
"Don't be stunned! save people - this idiot really twisted his waist!"
Skasa and the rest of the great magicians hurriedly rescued the reckless man who had the courage to challenge himself and folded his waist in two pieces from the line of death - the old man of other people's family would accidentally sprain his waist, and this one simply broke his waist completely!
If it weren't for the fact that all the people present were a group of great powers, and the spine was broken, it would have been a fatal injury!
After a rather tumultuous twist and turn, the great magicians. There is a general "understanding" of the praise in Scarza's mouth.
"Well, our old arms and legs now really can't stand the toss. ”
"After all, we're not the old ghosts who dance swords all day long. Those reckless people, when they are old, can still earn a reputation of 'old and strong', we are really ...... Alas. It's all tears when you talk too much. ”
A group of people who stay at home all day and are still very inactive. From the beginning of the young "perseverance" throughout, until the old age. If the body can get up strongly, that's the hell.
"Speaking of which, is it really that magical? The potion...... There won't be any side effects, right?"
"Isn't it too late to worry about whether there are any side effects!? Why didn't you worry about whether I would have side effects when you encouraged me to drink it before!?"
This bunch of guys!
Thinking that there was a considerable chance that he would drink a powerful poison with unknown ingredients and unknown efficacy, Skasa's heart was filled with a nameless fire - this group of souls had not properly tested the safety of the potion!
"It's okay, you can do a drug test now!"
"I've already tried it, why aren't you at ease......"
"Because your strength is the strongest, you are not guaranteed to have resistance, and ordinary weaklings like us will be put in the ...... at once Well, don't you have to do multiple times in general to compare logarithms? ”
The eyes of all the great magicians fell on the colleague who was still unconscious.
In fact, everyone knows very well in their hearts that it is unrealistic to let one of the people present "voluntarily" make the first attempt, so the only one who has no ability to resist has become a "guinea pig" for granted.
"You guys......"
Skarsa looked at this group of "evil" magicians speechlessly, no matter how they looked, they didn't have anything to do with the positive characters - but she liked it! Seriously, now Skarsa has a sense of powerlessness, and the cohesion of the Mage Guild is indeed good, but these members, it seems that after coming in, their social skills are also decreasing dramatically...... Skarsa is very suspicious, if this development continues, the image of a mage who is linked to good "wisdom" in people's traditional minds will be ruined by these dead houses, right?
Although...... In fact, now mages are not related to "wisdom", but more related to words like "gloomy" and "paranoid".
If you go out and investigate an ordinary civilian, you can see that most people's attitude towards mysterious magicians is actually more fearful than respectful.
It can only be said that it is really good that there is no profession called "Great Sage" here - otherwise, wouldn't it be clear that there is a horizontal comparison? Also as a spellcasting profession, Skarsa really doesn't think that these peers who often break out negative news nowadays. How many impression points will be earned.
Even if there is no threat of the "great sage" with three views of integrity, the image of magicians. At present, it is not optimistic. Compared with. It seems that these two gangs in the association are lacking, in addition to being unreliable, there doesn't seem to be any fatal problem, right?
Skasa's gaze couldn't help but fall on the poor man who was lying on the ground, still unconscious, and he didn't even realize that "danger" was approaching him......
“...... Well, it's easy to make two such fatal wounds, and one is enough. ”
The great magicians, who were in high spirits, had already poured an unopened bottle of potion directly into the mouth of the one on the ground. Seeing that the potion was left in the mouth and could not be swallowed, everyone tossed on the body of the "white mouse" for a while, during which someone even gave two fists to the stomach...... Finally let him swallow the potion.
"Why didn't you respond?"
"What do you think this is for destroying corpses, how can it react so quickly...... By the way, isn't there a trial here?" the group turned their attention to Skasa, "How long did it take for you to change when you took this drug?"
Naturally, Scarza wouldn't take the drug in public—she was taking it in her room at the time, and it didn't come out until it took effect. It's because everyone is very unclear about the effect of this trial-type Nianghua Elixir.
"More than half an hour, huh?"
Skasa carefully reflected on the situation: "But I don't really know exactly how I reacted—because at that time my consciousness was in a state of confusion. So I can't give any useful information. ”
As he was talking, a large cloud of smoke suddenly "exploded" from the body of the "white mouse" on the ground.
"What...... What's the situation!?"
Smoke is generated extremely quickly. In an instant, it filled the entire room, a group of old men who were usually pampered. Immediately smoked with a strong irritating gas, his eyes were full of tears-but. Their eyes widened at the moment, trying to see what was going on in the smoke...... As a result, no one remembered to put an air purifier on it.
When you're older, it's easy to forget.
"How does this gas feel similar to the feeling of being smoked by a weasel's fart when I was a child......"
"Don't make a fuss, although this gas will smoke people to tears, but it doesn't stink, and the weasel's fart, that's ......"
"How do you know?"
For a moment, the two great magicians who had spoken before fell into silence tacitly, and after a moment, they scolded in unison: "Long-winded!"
- I remember these two people, it seems that they have been playmates since childhood, and it is estimated that this pair of friends tried to catch weasels together when they were young, but they were taught to be human beings in turn, right?
Scarza endured the discomfort of his reddened and tearful eyes, and stared at the state of the "white mouse" in the thick smoke...... Although her consciousness was vague at the time, she thought about it, such a bad situation has never happened now, right?
Anyway, there must not be any such tear gas...... Probably, that bottle of potion has undergone a certain amount of "improvement", right?
Escasa's understanding of this group of second-hand goods, this possibility, should be quite high.
"Wait!Did anyone add something strange to that potion!?" Someone suddenly exclaimed, "I just smelled a little bit of dragon bone ashes!
"Don't lie to me if I don't read! Where does the smell of dragon ashes come from, how can you smell them?"
"Can't I have a dog nose?"
"I have no doubt that dogs can smell bones, but I've never heard of dogs that can smell ashes!
"Don't argue yet...... In other words, who is the keeper of this potion? Be conscious, be lenient in confession, and be strict in resisting. ”
"Uh, it's me...... But I can ask first, in addition to adding a little bit of dragon ashes to it, I also brought a little bit of phoenix tail feathers - will the current situation have anything to do with the ingredients I added?"
The room fell into an eerie silence.
Boom.
- It was the sound of the door slamming shut.
"Boss, boss, she slipped away early!"
Skasa, who was the first to react, turned around and ran out of the door without saying a word. By the way, the door was directly locked, and seven locks were added - even if it was using space magic. It's impossible to escape from this "secret room"!
"Let us out......! It's going to be a big deal!"
"Boss, don't be so ruthless!"
Unimpressed by the cries of the old men in the room, Skasa pursed her lips coldly. Said: "How dare you say it...... Lock me up as a woman now, with you bad old men, and put aphrodisiacs or something—tsk, it's really going down. ”
The tail feathers that fall after the dragon ashes and the phoenix nirvana, the effect of mixing these two materials is actually very simple...... It's an aphrodisiac......
With just a few reactants, the result is enough to make a sleeping dragon fall into a frenzy of crossing the tail immediately.
Although know. The one who "improved" the formula without authorization would definitely not have added these two flavors for such a purpose, and under the complex chemical reaction reaction, it may not produce a reaction in a separate state. But for now, Mr. Skarsa says he doesn't want to take that risk at all.
"You're really out of shape! My plan won't cause an aphrodisiac effect! This is the result of my rigorous argumentation!"
"Is this situation like this also in your calculations!?"
"A slight discrepancy would be fine, but I believe it. There will be no mistake in the general direction! As long as we wait, we will definitely be able to ...... Wait! I see what's wrong! If you use dragon ashes as a catalyst, you can't shake violently, you need to react in a quiet environment - we must have shaken that guy too much. That's what happened!"
"Didn't you say it sooner! I punched him!"
"In other words, if it weren't for the fact that something went wrong, my plan would have been perfect by now...... Really. It's not my fault!
"Good, that's what we've made a mistake. You might as well break the jar and keep it up - everyone!"
Apparently. The great magician who changed the recipe of the potion without authorization and dumped it on his colleagues caused public outrage. On weekdays, the great magicians who have acted in indiscriminate fighting techniques have also begun to gear up, ready to greet this sloppy and cheap colleague, with a punch and kick......
"It's so energetic. ”
Carefully looking at the door, to prevent the farce from being seen by others, Descazar was also quite helpless to hear the various sounds of flesh hitting from the room, because she found that these fighting sounds did not seem to be directed at one person...... It is estimated that some people simply take this opportunity to count the "grudges" and "personal enmities" on weekdays, right?
...... Thump!
Suddenly, the sound of the body falling to the ground came out one after another, which made Skassa, who was guarding the door, startled.
Don't go wrong!
She did have the intention of playing pranks, but the current situation really made her not sloppy at all. Skarsa quickly pushed open the door, and as soon as she rushed inside, a pungent smell reached her nose.
It's weird...... This time, what Scarza felt was intensely stimulating...... Sweetness?
When tasting food, some of the added sugar is too much, which will make people feel sweet and greasy, but for the sense of smell...... It seems almost unlikely that a sweet smell will cause nausea, not to mention that a smell of this nature can be achieved and has a strong irritating character.
Has anything changed......
Scamsa hurriedly performed an air purification technique, and a few breezes were added to dispel the disgusting sweetness that permeated the room.
"Are you all right!? If you can still move and are conscious, squeak first...... Scares !!"
After seeing the scene in the room clearly, Skasa subconsciously jumped backwards, only to hit his head on the door panel.
The great magicians lay on the ground, unconscious and unconscious—but that's not the point!
"It's a violent...... That's not what I should care about!"
Looking at Lori in front of her, Skasa fell into deep fear...... the chicken, in that bottle of potion. It's definitely not just the two materials that add phoenix tail feathers and dragon ashes!, which was originally a potion for the monomer, has become AOE. Skasa will admit it, after all, as long as the effect of motherhood comes out. Then the set goal has been achieved. However, in the original design, there was absolutely no "baby girlization" added!
In front of me, because the clothes are completely out of proportion, most of the whole person is buried in the "cloth pile" in a place of loli, as far as Skarsa visually measured, there are a few who are more than one meter four tall...... According to this standard,In fact, there are a large number of people who have been recruited.,Even Lori's standard is a little reluctant.。
Now it's a big problem.
The top of the entire Mage Association has collectively become Lori and the young girl...... Hehe. What kind of development is this?This full of "playable" feeling gives Skasa the illusion of traveling into the strange world of Hgame.
"Anyway, they are ...... now Who and who!"
Skarsa tried to tell the identities of these lolias...... Soon, Skasa felt Alexander. Even if there is only one, it is difficult to match the original bad old man's appearance with the current temptation Lori's shape, not to mention, this number will increase several times!
In short, Skasa is completely unable to get off the face. It's just a matter of identifying who they were.
Originally, Skarsa had the intention of making things bad, and wanted to make these colleagues have a few "tricks" like himself, so he thought of luring them to use the unreliable mother-in-law potion. However. Now Scamsar doesn't want anything else, as long as these Lori Archmages wake up. It is enough to be able to maintain the original level of intelligence and ability!
Don't even return your IQ to your childhood!
This kind of thing. It's definitely not to be hyped up, that means. If Skassa's terrible imaginary situation is true, she will have to take care of everyone while hiding this terrible fact...... Although the affairs of the association itself are not busy, and the setup can be said to be idle, once the number increases several times, I am afraid that the situation will be completely different.
"You must not drop the chain for me!"
Skasa hurriedly stepped forward and propped up a lori: "Wake up, wake up! I didn't have any problems when I poured medicine before, don't you all lie down for ten days and half a month...... No, not for two or three days!"
Just as Skarsa kept shaking a sleepy Lori, she suddenly felt a slight fluctuation in the quiet spatial structure.
Can someone ...... here Use space magic!?
Skarsa became vigilant, considering the "special accident" that is happening here now, Skasa, who is usually very gentle, and even couldn't help but have the idea of killing people - the other party is not identified and intended to be the first to know, it may not be a good person, if the other party knows the situation here......
"Change, pervert!"
A girl's exclamation interrupted Skarsa's thoughts.
Uh, this voice......
"I thought you were a good person with a bit of discipline and responsibility...... NONO is right, you're a dangerous pervert!"
Lin looked at the Qiē in disbelief in front of her—in this closed and dark room, a group of weak little loli, all unconscious. Their faces still seem to have a little panic before they fell unconscious, and some even have expressions of fear on their faces. Moreover, most of these Loli are still in a bad state of being unclothed!
Well, it's actually because the clothes become extremely ill-fitting after the body is "reduced", and the group of great magicians staged Mortal Kombat before that...... Clothing damage is inevitable.
But Lynn didn't know what was going on here......
To her, it looked like a scene in a prison book! Most importantly, she knew that the woman in front of her, who was holding a loli and seemed to want to do something, was essentially a man!
There is enough motive to commit the crime!
"Wait...... Wait a minute! Listen to my explanation......"
"Shut it up for me! Today, I'm going to let you, a shameless pervert, eat a spirit blast!"
What kind of skill is that? Skasa didn't know very well, but how much room a girl would keep when she was angry and angry, but Skarsa didn't report her confidence at all.
It would be bad to let her take a shot!
With this in mind, Skasa burst out with the fastest speed in his life, and before Lin could even react, he restrained Lynn's hands and pressed them to the ground.
- I've been perverted and close!
- I was suppressed by a pervert!
- I was touched by a pervert!
"You...... You...... You ......" Lynn trembled her teeth, and finally, fear and fear turned into substantial aggression, "Give me ten deaths~!
"Roger!"
Mochi's figure appeared out of thin air from behind Lin, and for this shameless who attacked Lori, she even extended her claws to Lin, Mochi will never show mercy!
"EulerOlaOlaUla Ola——!!!!!" (To be continued......)