"Name"

"Fang Shou"

"Gender"

Hideyoshi...... Wait, this passage seems very familiar?" Fang Shou, who finally sensed that something was wrong, couldn't help but ask.

"Bang~" A dazzling light came, Fang Shou couldn't help but look away, and only now did he remember that he had just been taken to this dark room by a little Lori who was suspected of being a senior police officer. Under normal circumstances,Lonely men and widows are in the same room.,Or this kind of little black room or something.,According to this plot, of course, it's a pop and something like that.,Of course,It doesn't matter if the woman is a little Lori.。 Fang Shou thought so.

"I'm not Lolita, I'm not Lolita......" Fang Shou covered his head in pain.

"Smack!" The little Lori named Lu Ba Niang knocked down Fang Shou's head with a folding fan, she pouted, trying hard to put on a majestic appearance, like an ordinary little ghost who wants to grab candy to eat, looking very cute.

"Poof, if it's just a little ghost, don't look majestic [Note 1]. To be like me, ah~ah~ah...... Oops. Fang Shou, who wanted to tease little Lori, was slapped again.

"Be serious! I'm Lu Ba Niang!" Xiao Lori straightened up her completely unexpectedly small breasts, and said in high spirits: "I'm the most haode policeman in the country......"

"Little ghost, I'm not interested in playing with you. Fang Shou stretched out his left hand, which was not cuffed, compared the height difference between himself and hers, and then said disdainfully: "Are you still underage, aren't you?" Although I also know a pseudo-Lori, but she can also transform into a horse monkey soju......, isn't it? It hurts, why are you hitting me again?"

"Hmph!" Lu Baniang pointed behind her and confessed leniently, sitting in prison...... Resisting the strict banner, completely ignoring his own selfish behavior, "Now, do you have any objection to your own attack on underage girls in the street?"

"Of course there is. Fang Shou touched his head, "First of all, I didn't attack anyone, it was just an accident. Again, Yuan Xiaoya is already an adult, even if I do such and such things with her, I will not be shot. ”

"What?" Lu Baniang covered her mouth in surprise, and said with a flushed face: "Do you still plan to do such and such things on the street? If we hadn't stopped you in the first place, it would have been terrible, I would have heard that I am now in high school."

I've been in a state of sexual hunger, I didn't expect it to be so exaggerated. ”

"Hey, what the hell did you hear from what I just did? I didn't say I was going to do this or that in the street, did I? Even if I wanted to...... Forget it, it's all tears, and now, such a violent Yuan Xiaoya...... By the way, are you that kind of character? It's so easy to use out of context. Say, what is your relationship with that beautiful big sister who lives in Arakawa [Note 2]?"

"The meaning is unknown. Lu Baniang opened her big eyes and looked completely unknown.

"I'm desperate for novels that only have a black belly. Fang Shou slammed his head against the table in front of him in pain.

"Buckle ~"

"Come in. Lu Baniang responded.

"Sir, there is someone outside who wants to bail out this pervert, miscellaneous, goldfish guy, Lori control ......" Uncle A, a passer-by in uniform, was expressionless and flogged psychologically.

"Hey, you've got enough. I'm slandering you. I've said it many times.,I'm not Lolicon.,It's just that the person I like happens to be a Lori!" Regarding Lolicon's quibbles, Uncle A, a passerby, did not respond, but stood there straight, quietly waiting for Lu Baniang's order.

"Well, I didn't expect this kind of pervert to have someone to bail, I thought he was the kind of character who betrayed his relatives, had no love, and was desperate for life and the future. Lu Baniang sighed helplessly, obviously, she was very dissatisfied with the behavior of someone who wanted to get Fang Shou out.

"Don't just make new settings for others in your heart, hey~"

"Let him in. ”

"Are you really a people's policeman? Ignoring me like this, is it really that there is no psychological pressure at all?" Fang Shou felt as if he was becoming more and more like a complaining officer, and for a while, he couldn't help but feel sad. Daddy, he's abroad, and as for his stepmother...... The aunt who looks younger than herself...... Forget it, she should be with her father now, right? So, the person who came should be Li Feng's little white face, right? After all, it's her own homeroom teacher.

"Bump!" the man pushed the door open.

"Yo, Lee...... Who are you?"

"Hmph!" The man was dressed in a British-style detective suit, and he was also wearing a big thick hat on his head, and he couldn't see his face under the hat at all, nor his height...... It shouldn't look like a foreigner, but the way he walks is strange how it looks.

The visitor walked up to Fang Shou, lowered his head slightly, and took off his sunglasses.

"Wo X, it's you!" Fang Shou was obviously very surprised.

"That's right, even me. The person who came said, "Your long-lost eldest brother." ”

"Big brother, you're big. My family can't have a dog head, right?Xiaoha, how did you get here?" Fang Shou struggled to get up from his seat, the scene in front of him was really surprising to him, a dog, a cheap dog! Since the last time he forcibly took Liliang from it, he had disappeared, but he didn't expect it to really mix up a real "human-like dog".

"Doghead, that's how you talk to your long-lost eldest brother?" Xiao Ha came out with a look of annoyance.

"Sure enough, a pervert is a pervert. Lu Baniang on the side didn't know why she agreed with Xiao Ha's words, sure enough, the first impression decided everything? After all, when Fang Shou and Lu Baniang met for the first time, he was like a beast trying to infringe on the weak Yuan Xiaoya.

"Kouhu! There's no such thing! And Yuan Xiaoya is not weak at all, okay?" Fang Shou quibbled: "Hey, look carefully, it's a dog, you let a dog get in." ”

After Lu Baniang looked at Xiao Ha carefully, she compared Fang Shou again, nodded her head and said, "You really look alike." ”

"Like you X!" Fang Shou couldn't help but burst out foul.

"Brush!" Uncle A, a passer-by on the side, dodged, and when Fang Shou came back to his senses, a silver dangling knife was already on his neck.

"Really, I hate people who don't know how to be grateful. Lu Baniang muttered dissatisfiedly.

"Haha, I'm so sorry for bothering you. Xiao Ha bowed crookedly.

"Where, where. It's nothing. Obviously, this trick is very useful for Yuan Xiaoya.

"No, no, no, I think, with someone like you here, we little people will definitely have a good life, right? ”

"It doesn't have to be like this, I am the guardian of the people, the hand of harmony Lu Ba Niang. Lu Baniang patted her chest with a red face, obviously very happy, "I won't charge a penny from the people." ”

"You're really, really perfect! Not only are you capable of working, but you are also a model for your generation. ”

On the other side, Fang Rule's head was constantly banging on the table, and the scene of a dog and a little Lori being polite to each other in front of him made him unclear, sure enough, if you masturbate too much, not only will your memory decrease, but will there also be hallucinations and auditory hallucinations?

"Hey, uncle. It doesn't matter if that little kid can't see it, maybe you can't see that it's a dog, right?" Fang Shou asked cautiously avoiding the dangerous knife.

"The chief said like it. By the way, if you dare to make a move on the chief, I'll kill you. ”

"No, I don't know where to start complaining, this shijie is controlled by Lori in addition to being perverted, isn't it? Our comrades are all over the world, and even some comrades have blended into the enemy's interior...... That's a really good saying. ”

In the end, Xiao Ha, who was completely a dog's head, successfully brought out Fang Shou. weishenme!weishenmeThe others here didn't ask any questions? This is obviously a dog, right? weishenme, no one said it? Fang Shou couldn't help but touch his face, could it be that he really looked very similar to Xiao Ha?

"Excuse me. Xiao Ha said respectfully.

"No, no, no, this is our responsibility, please take care of him in the future. Lu Baniang, who was high-natured, continued to follow Xiao Ha politely.

"Stupid, don't you want to talk to Chief Lu?" Xiao Ha casually slapped a paw at Fang Shou.

"Well, you bastard is declaring a personal vendetta at this time. Fang Shou rubbed his head and said reluctantly: "I'm sorry for the trouble." ”

"Well, I see, pervert. ”

"My name is Fang Shou!

"So I see, pervert. Lu Baniang blinked her big eyes innocently.

"I'm XXXX!"

Xiao Ha dragged Fang Shou, who kept screaming and scolding, away, by the way, they seemed to hear Chen Jingtao's wail and the call of "take me with you". Well~ It's not a girl, Xiao Ha and Fang Shou have no intention of stopping and taking him out of the sea of bitterness. You know, a gentleman has no human rights, and a certain author proved this with his blood and tears.

Not long after Fang Shou and them left, a phone call came, which made Lu Baniang, who was originally full of red light, instantly turn pale.

"All dead? Not just the people above, but also the 'Eastern Rangers', all of them are dead?"

Note 1. "Majestic", a very nice song, please be sure to watch it when there are many people.

Note 2. Arakawa's beautiful big sister is talking about Maria in "Arakawa Hilarious Troupe", well, a sexy big sister with explosive combat power, she is called "the incarnation of S" when she gets up early. Ale, weishenme I'm so familiar with this kind of girl?