Chapter 091: You're Still Sick Add more to 20 roses
Cui Jun is a pure man. Since he had made up his mind not to ask Cui Pu, he really didn't go. After drinking the bitter medicine for half a month, I finally cured the toothache.
After he recovered from his illness, he specially found Cui Pu and swaggered to show off his healed back molars.
Cui Pu suddenly felt so bored.
In vain, he specially left a pill for this guy, and waited for him to beg him when he couldn't stand the pain, but this guy actually got better!
However, in front of this guy, he would not admit defeat, so he smiled coldly: "Congratulations, your teeth are good! However, half a month of bitter medicine tastes good, right? Let me calculate, in this half a month, I have been cured by that packet of medicine...... Oh, exactly fifteen people have toothaches! Brother Shiro, do you think this is the fate of you and me?"
Cui Jun's face changed. "Cui Pu, you just earned a little fame through the hands of women, what's the big deal?
"Cut, Lao Tzu has a woman to rely on, and he can easily defeat you, why use other methods? It's you, who have drunk bitter medicine for so long, and no woman to help you, it's really pitiful!" Cui Pu unceremoniously fought back.
Although he also felt a little worried that he had lived a good life with the help of Mu Jiaojiao's strength, he would never show it in front of this guy, absolutely not!
Cui Jun choked when he heard this. But immediately he smiled weirdly: "Who doesn't know that you, Cui Pu, are about to marry the daughter of the richest man in Chang'an City." When this lady arrives, you have a reputation and money, and then you are complacent. When the time comes, how can you want to be chic?"
He knew in his heart that what Cui Pu was most disgusted with now was mentioning his marriage to Mu Jiaojiao, so he deliberately wanted to use this to stimulate him.
Cui Pu's face really changed. It's just that he found that he wasn't as angry as he imagined. Even, today's desire for him to rush up and beat Cui Jun was very dull.
This discovery made him angry.
He glanced coldly at the arrogant guy in front of him, and turned to leave.
How could Cui Jun let him go? He hurriedly stepped forward and stopped Cui Pu: "Brother One-legged, don't go!"
Cui Pu immediately exploded again. "Don't call me a one-legged brother!"
"Lang Jun!" Xiao Si'er hurriedly dragged him aside, "Didn't Mu Niangzi tell you, don't be like a sick person, make it look like you deliberately bully people, it's too embarrassing for you to lose face as Lang Jun of the old mansion of your pavilion." ”
Cui Pu and Cui Jun were both stunned. Cui Jun also exploded immediately. "What nonsense are you talking about? Lao Tzu's toothache has been cured, Lao Tzu is not sick!"
"But Mu Niangzi said, Shiro-kun, you have a pair of heart-piercing moles on your body. Xiao Si'er said.
"What is that?" Cui Jun was puzzled and hurriedly looked at Cui Pu.
Cui Pu was just as confused. He also heard the term mole piercing for the first time today. He hurriedly looked at Xiao Si'er, and then listened to Xiao Si'er's words: "Shilang-kun, do you have a black mole on your chest and back?"
"So what?" Cui Jun said angrily.
"These two moles, one grows in your heart, and the other grows behind your heart, and when they are connected, isn't it a mole through your heart?"
Cui Jun was immediately stunned. "And this statement? This ...... That Mu Niangzi also saw it?"
"That's!" Xiao Si'er nodded frequently.
Cui Jun subconsciously covered his chest. "Even if you have two moles, so what?"
"Mu Niangzi said, these two moles will kill people!" Xiao Si'er said with a grin.
"Nonsense!" Cui Jun immediately shouted. "That little lady has already lied to me once last time, since I wasn't fooled last time, I won't be the same this time!"
"If Shiro-kun doesn't believe it, you can take off your shirt when you go back, ask someone to hold down these two moles at the same time, and then take a deep breath, and see for yourself what the consequences are!"
"Why do you want to go back, now Lao Tzu can show it to you in public!" Cui Jun said without thinking.
"In that case, then Shiro-kun please!" Xiao Si'er hurriedly stepped aside.
As soon as Cui Jun spoke, he found that something was wrong with the situation - it seemed that he had been fooled? It was just two moles, no big deal, right? Moreover, these two moles have followed him since he was a child, and there has never been anything abnormal, so what if he pressed it? If he really waited until he went back and pressed it again, then no matter what happened or not, he was afraid that he would be rumored to be in trouble.
I'm afraid, this is the conspiracy of that little lady!
Last time, she used her toothache to greatly promote her prestige. Coupled with those few toothache pills, her reputation is getting louder and louder. If she succeeds again this time, then he won't have to live!
Therefore, he must dismantle her conspiracy and give her some good looks. If you do a good job, you can slap Cui Pu's face hard!
With a decision in his heart, Cui Jun ordered someone to put out a screen, and he took off his shirt behind the screen, and then two little guys one after the other, and pressed the two moles in front of and behind him.
The two boys' fingers pressed down, but it was only a little poking pain, no big deal. Cui Jun thought about it, and he was even more sure of his guess.
He raised his eyes and smiled provocatively at Cui Pu, then raised his head and took a deep breath.
With a stream of air from the nose into the chest, it immediately seemed to turn into a sharp blade, viciously stabbed inward, and quickly pierced into the depths of the heart, the severe pain struck, instantly spread all over the limbs, the pain made him scream, and hurriedly pushed away the little guy in front of him.
The little guy was unsteady, took several steps back, and knocked over the screen behind him.
There was a bang, accompanied by the falling screen, and Cui Jun's self-confidence also fell.
The sons and brothers around who were watching the excitement were also stunned when they saw this. The same goes for Cui Pu.
"What's going on with this, Shiro, are you really sick?" a man couldn't help but whisper.
The sharp sharp pain continued, constantly swimming in the body, the pain made Cui Jun speechless, and after almost half a cup of tea, he slowly gasped, but his face was already covered with a layer of fine beads of sweat.
"One-legged brother ......"
He screamed in a low voice and hurriedly looked at Cui Pu like a helper.
Xiao Si'er also took the opportunity to push Cui Pu. Cui Pu immediately raised his chin: "Who said we were talking nonsense just now? Since we are talking nonsense, then naturally we can't take it seriously." Cui Jun Cui Shilang, your body is very good, what's wrong? You just take this body and continue to get drunk and dream to death, I still have something to do, go first!"
With that, he flicked his sleeves and strode away with his head held high.