Chapter 34: Good Men of the Three Kingdoms
As I have repeatedly emphasized before, Fang Shou is a dead house, and he is a person with less than five combat strength. So, of course, he was overtaken by a tall man in armor.
"Light~" Fang Shou had a constipated expression on his face, "I'm afraid of pain~"
The man took a heavy breath, then raised his head and said slowly, "You...... Run...... So fast. "This man has very bright eyes and an angular face.
"Jiao, now as long as the handsome men like to engage in Ji? such as the group of Kyoto-faced life winners [Note 1]. Fang Shou had a desperate and sad expression on his face.
"You're ...... What are you talking about?" said the armored man impatiently as he removed his heavy helmet.
"Hey~" Fang Shou asked rhetorically, "Did you catch me for beep and beep and beep?"
"Forehead......" The armored man looked at Fang Shou and shook his head in disgust.
"Be careful that I bite you, bastard!" Fang Shou, who was angry, couldn't help but use Xiao Ha's lines.
The armored man shrugged his shoulders and introduced himself, "My name is Sima Zhao, what about you?
Fang Shou pursed his lips: "My name is Fang Shou." β
"Ahem......" Sima Zhao cleared his throat in embarrassment, and hugged his fist at Fang Shou, "Since this little brother is not from the world, there is a strange aura all over his body. Presumably, Your Excellency must be the legendary Inhuman, right?"
"Ha~" Fang Shou buckled his nose and said indifferently, "It seems that there is this setting, and your name is so familiar." It seems to be related to an afterword. β
"Uh~ After the break, I haven't heard of it......" Sima Zhao touched his chin.
Sima Zhao bent down with a serious face: "There is a reluctant invitation below." β
"Say, Akiko. Fang Shou leaned against the wall, his face condescending.
"If it weren't for Yuan Ji, I would definitely beat up this idiot. Sima Zhao said.
A family member under the family has been infected with an unknown disease, and there is no solution to the famous doctor, so I would like to ask you to help take a look.
"Hey~" Fang Shou's face was black, "What you want to say is reversed from your heart." β
"Really?" Sima Zhao smiled stupidly: "My eldest brother has always said that I am a fool who can't hide secrets......"
"Hey~" Fang Shou sighed and sat on the ground like this: "Brother Zhao, it's not that I don't help you, it's true, it's not easy for me." β
"Little brother, is there any difficulty?" Sima Zhao didn't mind sitting opposite Fang Shou.
"What about me. Fang Shou held his chin with his right hand, with an irritated expression: "Brother Zhao, you say." Is life more important, or is life belief more important after all?"
"It's really a problem. Sima Zhao smacked his tongue, "Let's talk about me, the biggest ideal in life is to find a wife, eat and wait for death, carefree or something." However, my dad and eldest brother are very strict people~ They always spur me on, and they always praise me for being a military genius. I don't want to see who says I'm a stupid person who can't hide secrets all day long...... Ahem, off topic. In short, under the spur of my father and brother, I had to choose a path that I hated. β
"I don't know what it means, idiot uncle. Fang Shou sighed deeply.
"I always feel very unhappy, being called an idiot or something by someone I met for the first time. Sima Zhao scratched his head in annoyance, "I'm a few years older than you, you still call me big brother." β
"Oh, big idiot. β
"......" Sima Zhao was silent for a moment, feeling that it would become more and more chaotic if he continued, he consciously chose to change the topic, "Little brother, can you tell me a little bit? β
"It's nothing. Fang Shou scratched his cheeks embarrassedly, "For example, stretching out a hand of hope to desperate people~ For example, saving Shijie~ For example, what is that, I hate it, if I continue to say it, won't I become a secondary two?"
"Honestly?" asked Sima Zhao solemnly.
"In front of her, I have to be a hero. Fang Shou said seriously.
"Do you want to be a hero for the sake of one person?" Sima Zhao smiled bitterly: "We are really alike." β
"Hey~ Did I say something?" Fang Shou touched his chin.
"Don't blame it. Sima Zhao said with a mouse's eyebrows: "Actually, I have a special ability to make others tell the truth." β
"Nani?" Fang Shou was shocked, "What's the matter with such a convenient ability?"
"However, there are a lot of restrictions. Sima Zhao sighed again, "For example, you can only use it once a day, for example, you can't use it on acquaintances, well~ It's basically useless." β
"Chicken ribs. Fang Shou complained mercilessly.
"Long-winded!"
"Uncle, you haven't answered me yet...... What should I do?" I don't know Weishenme, Sima Zhao in front of him gave him a very cordial feeling, just like Wei Yan would be convincing, Sima Zhao gave himself the feeling that he was: relaxed, relaxed without a sense of distance.
"Hell knows. Sima Zhao's face was relaxed, "It's troublesome on both sides, you say, right?"
"Hey~ Yes, it is. β
"But there is no essential contradiction between the two. Sima Zhao stepped back and looked at the sky quietly, "I'm really a very lazy person." Martial arts are not good, and the literary style is average. The original wish was just to live this life happily like an ordinary person. Anyway, I have a very powerful father and a very serious big brother, relying on them, I don't have to worry about eating and drinking in my life, right?"
"Oh~ Isn't this NEET [Note 2]? Fang Shou glanced at Sima Zhao with disdain.
Sima Zhao straightened his brows and continued: "However, it is precisely because my father and brother are so good. So I listened to my father's lectures every night and followed my eldest brother to learn martial arts. Hey, I'm so tired. Sometimes I'm so tired that I want to pick a pick. β
"Cut, I'm so stupid to ask you for a life negotiation. Fang Shou turned his head dissatisfied.
"Listen to others well~" Sima Zhao complained, "Then, one day later, I married a very serious and rigid girl...... Hey, what are you pulling my knife for?"
"It's nothing, it's our glory to put the heterosexual to death [Note 3], it's so heavy. Fang Shou staggered and held Sima Zhao's sword.
"Poof~ You kid hasn't practiced martial arts at first glance, right? Sima Zhao snatched the sword from Fang Shou's hand and said with a serious face: "Don't make trouble, bear child." Hear me out. β
"That girl is really ...... She worries about me every day, even if she doesn't say it, even if she never shows it. But she's always longing for me, right?" Sima Zhao stood up and turned his back to Fang Shou, "I'm really a very unmotivated person." Very, very no. However, she is so desperate for me, she believes that I am a person who can do great things, she believes in me, and she has always been ......."
Fang Shou was very eerily quiet and didn't say a word.
Sima Zhao scratched his head in distress: "How can a manly husband live up to her affection? For her, I worked hard to learn martial arts with my eldest brother, and seriously studied the art of war with my father." That's it...... My life path is completely different. Haha, this is not an answer to you, I am not a great sage, I just lived a few more years and experienced a little more, and your answer is still up to you. β
Fang Shou touched his nose and muttered, "It's not the material to be a teacher at all, Brother Zhao." β
"Finally willing to call me big brother...... Also, I'm sorry I'm not suitable to be a teacher. Sima Zhao smiled heartily.
"Sa, these things are too troublesome, think about it when you have time. Fang Shou grinned and hugged his fist at Sima Zhao in a decent manner, "Anyway, I'll go first to Uncle Xiexie Zhao." β
"Hey, hey, it's Uncle Zhao again. Sima Zhao said helplessly.
"Well, then I'll go first. Fang Shou waved his hand.
βzhanzhuγ Sima Zhao's head was full of black lines, "Hey, hey, after saying so much, you're just gone?"
"Well, Uncle Randao, are you a midnight cowherd? Fang Shou wiped his cold sweat.
"What is the Midnight Cowherd? Anyway, for the sake of Yuan Ji, you kid should honestly go with me. Sima Zhao glared at Fang Shou.
"Help~ Midnight Cowherd attacked the underage!" Fang Shouwei screamed and ran.
"zhanzhu!" Sima Zhao, who was wearing heavy armor, panted and chased after him.
This is what Wang Yuanji saw. She gently cupped her forehead and pulled out a folding fan. "Whoosh!", the folding fan flew out.
"Ahh
"Can you explain the current situation? Zhao, big, people!" Wang Yuanji walked towards Sima Zhao step by step.
"Motohime...... This, this is, you misunderstood, I ......" Sensing the killing intent on Wang Yuanji's body, Sima Zhao stammered and explained.
"It's a familiar scene. Fang Shou touched his chin and kept thinking.
"I'm so worried about you. Wang Yuanji's eyes began to redden, "Lord Zhao is really not worry-free." β
"Yes, it's me who is not good. Don't look like you're about to cry!Are you that kind of character?" Sima Zhao hurriedly comforted Wang Yuanji.
"But, but, sister, she ......" Wang Yuanji's voice became hoarse.
"I know! I'll save her! So don't cry! Sima Zhao tugged at his cheek and grimaced, "Look, it's not funny." Whew~"
"Lord Zhao, please be serious. Wang Yuanji couldn't hold back a smile, and the sadness just now seemed to be as if it had never existed, "Please remember that you are the pride of the Sima family." β
Fang Shou smiled secretly, Sima Zhao, what a good person. In other words, who is he? It is impossible for such an excellent person not to leave a mark in history? However, when it comes to the Three Kingdoms...... Cao Wei controls his wife, Dongwu loves Lori, and Shu Han is engaged in Ji [mistake]. No, no, no, I only know a few generals of Shu! Is there such a person in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"?
[Note 1] Kyoto face is worth the value of KyoAni, a festival company that has focused on the cute system for 30 years, and uses the same face to make all kinds of characters, and some people say that it is a universal face~ I'm not Kyoguro...... It's just watching the teenagers in "FREE" with Kyoto faces doing ji, YOOOOOOOOOO, the author's dog eyes...... What's even more excessive is that the author is chasing "FREE" every week
[Note 2] NEET is an acronym for Notineducation, employmentortraining, although in the ACG world it means squatting at home. For example, the squatting detective Alice in "God's Notepad" is a well-known NEET, and the others are Penglai Mountain Kaguya of the Oriental series. In summary, as long as it's a beautiful girl, NEET is no problem!
[Note 3] This is about the FFF group, from "Stupid Test Summoning Beasts", because it is not the first time it has appeared, so I will not introduce it.
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