Pikachu~

Pikachu~

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"Fuck your sister's Pikachu, Wang Xiaohammer, can you turn off the ringtone of your phone. ”

Tan Zhanzhao yelled unhappily, the big night can't stop the meeting. angrily threw a pillow at Wang Xiaohammer on the opposite bed and smashed it on Wang Xiaohammer's face impartially.

"Who, send me WeChat at night. "Wang Xiaohammer, as a senior dead fat house, resolutely set the WeChat ringtone to Pikachu's cry despite the opposition of his roommate, which is purely cute and cute. Not to mention, the effect is good, and when the young lady is there, it attracts a lot of attention. At this time, Wang Xiaohammer was also a little dissatisfied when he was woken up, took out his mobile phone from the hanging basket next to the bed, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and muttered.

Click on WeChat, a dating group called Xianjie single men and women is at the top, and there are already 99 unread messages.

Cosplay？

Wang Xiaozhu recently met a young lady from an animation club, Lu Xiaoyin, who is the kind of young lady who is both cute and beautiful, and she can't be fascinated by a smile. Wang Xiaohammer also helped the animation club do a lot of volunteers, and he was familiar with it, so he added Lu Xiaoyin's WeChat.

When he first added WeChat, Wang Xiaohammer greeted him every day, but every time he got a lukewarm reply, Wang Xiaohammer suffered from gains and losses for several weeks, and finally under the persuasion of Tan Zhanzhao, Wei Pingguo, and Mi Douge, he finally understood the gap between himself and Lu Xiaoyin, and his heart gradually calmed down, but there was always a trace of fantasy.

Lu Xiaoyin's family is illustrious, and she is a famous goddess on the Yan list, and it is not the turn of Wang Xiaozhu, who has an ordinary family background and is fat.

Thinking of Lu Xiaoyin, Wang Xiaohammer suddenly became energetic, could it be that the goddess pulled me in?

couldn't wait to click in, Wang Xiaohammer was instantly dumbfounded.

What kind of people are there in the group, nicknames are strange......

A red thread is close at hand, a very old little Dantong, a hard-working lumberjack, and a little dog of Erlang God......

And what made Wang Xiaohammer even more speechless was the real name remarked behind each nickname.

A red line is close at hand, the old Dantong is too old, and the hard-working lumberjack is Wu Gang and Erlang God's little dogs.

Where is this, do you really think of yourself as a god?

There are about 600 people in the group, there are familiar gods who appear in various myths and stories, and there are immortals who have never heard of them, in short, they are all immortals, and the number of people in the group is still rising.

It lasted for about ten minutes, and the number of people in the group became fewer and fewer, and finally someone posted the first message.

A red thread is close at hand (Yue Lao): Hello everyone, according to the instructions of the Jade Emperor, in order to solve the problem of marriage and love between single men and women in the heavenly court, I have innovated the way of working and established a dating group for single men and women in the fairy world, and all the single Taoist friends in the fairy world are gathered in the group. Everyone can get to know each other better in the group, group chat, private chat, but it can't affect the harmony, otherwise you will be kicked out of the group forever.

Very old little Dantong (Taishang Laojun): Three applause emojis.

Gao Laozhuang's stupid son (Marshal Tianpeng): Thank you for your selfless dedication, praise!

An iron rod leads to heaven and earth (Monkey King): Yue Lao, out of the protection of the single female Taoist friends in the group, it is recommended to kick this nerd out.

Gao Laozhuang's stupid son (Marshal of the ceiling): Brother Monkey, can you give me an old pig a face, the expression of a knife.

Guanghan Palace Master (Chang'e): @一根铁棒通天地 (Sun Wukong), reconsideration!

Industrious lumberjack (Wu Gang): @一根铁棒通天地 (Monkey King), reconsideration!

Raised three single dogs (Li Jing): Ladies and gentlemen, there are three dogs at home, a table of talents, and thousands of houses, interested Taoist friends can contact me.

The gun is like a dragon (which zha): Dad, your WeChat name (three sweaty expressions)

Dumb Wood (Muzha): Three sweaty emotes

Gold Glows (金zha): Three disdainful expressions

A red line is close at hand (Yue Lao): Li Tianwang is domineering (three like expressions)

Cornucopia (God of Wealth): Li Tianwang, send red envelopes!

......

When it comes to red envelopes, it is like Mars touching oil, which completely ignites the passion of the group, and a large wave of diving legions have risen one after another.

Wang Xiaohammer stared at the phone screen, the whole person was completely stupid, and he didn't see the figure of the goddess, which ...... This is the second disease cluster!

Could it be a group of crazy people, but if you have a red envelope, whatever, grab a wave first! Then he joined the army of grabbing red envelopes.

The cornucopia (God of Wealth) was crazy with rhythm, and Li Tianwang sent ten red envelopes in a row, but Wang Xiaozhu didn't grab any of them.

I'll go...... Why can't I grab any of them, is it because of my Internet speed?

The God of Wealth is going to be sent, hurry up and grab it!

Wang Xiaohammer's eyes are quick.

Ding!

The system displays: Ten gold ingots are included in the Hundred Treasures Pavilion.

Nani...... Ten gold ingots?

Hundred Treasure Pavilion?

Is this a new routine developed by Penguin?

Wang Xiaohammer hurriedly opened the WeChat wallet and found that there was a Baibao Pavilion option under the change, which was a small square, and there was a small golden ingot in the first small square, and 10 was displayed in the lower right corner.

System prompt: God of Wealth Gold Ingots, 999 pure gold, do I need to withdraw it now?

Wang Xiaohammer made a divine click to extract, and a yellow-orange-orange gold appeared in his hand.

It's true, Wang Xiaohammer couldn't help but cry out.

"Little hammer, don't you dream all day long, what's the name of a fool?. Midoug muttered in a daze.

Wang Xiaohammer hurriedly stopped his mouth, covered the quilt on his head, turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone, looked at the ingots the size of the baby's fist seriously, and bit it down angrily.

It's really gold. Wang Xiaohammer almost left tears of happiness, is there really a god in this world?

My uncle is the Jade Emperor (Erlang God): God of Wealth, Lao'er, you are so stingy, no wonder you can't get a daughter-in-law for tens of thousands of years (N contemptuous expressions)

Erlang God's Little Dog Dog (Roaring Sky Dog): Wang, Wang, Wang! (Translated: The ingots of garbage, not even dog food can be compared)

The Giant in the Short Man (Land Lord): The gold ingots of mortals, even I, the Land Lord, can't use them, so I will return them to you.

The people who grabbed the red envelopes of the God of Wealth in an instant all sent the gold ingots to the group, and the embarrassed God of Wealth was speechless, and sent eighteen sweaty expressions in a row, silently replying that someone will always use it.

Bite!

My uncle is the Jade Emperor (Erlang God) The red envelope was received.

The red envelope of Jirojin's small dog (roaring dog) is received.

The red envelope of the giant in the dwarf (land lord) was collected.

The God of Wealth on the screen saw that the red envelope was received by shooting nine golden crows in a row, leaving tears of gratitude, and hurriedly sent a message: @连射九只金乌道友, thank you Daoyou!

An industrious golden crow (sun): @连射九只金乌后羿上神?(N frightened expressions)

My uncle is the Jade Emperor (Erlang God): Please change the note.

An iron rod leads to heaven and earth (Monkey King): @高老庄的傻儿子, hehe, idiot, your rival is here.

Suddenly, the question of discussing whether Wang Xiaohammer is Hou Yi exploded in the group, and looking at the news of continuous @ himself, Wang Xiaohammer had a big head for a while.

Is it because of his WeChat name that this group of immortals regards themselves as Houyi?

In other words, this WeChat name is still Wang Xiaohammer because of the thief 6 played by Hou Yi in the Glory of Kings, so he gave such a popular name.

After thinking for a long time, Wang Xiaozhu first changed his remarks, and then solemnly typed this line in WeChat: @一只勤劳的金乌 Live well, shine, the people of the world still need you.

A hard-working golden crow: @连射九只金乌 (Hou Yi), thank you Hou Yi for God's supervision, I went to work. (Pleasant expression)

The gun is like a dragon (which one): Niu Break, there are not many people who can make Jin Crow cowardly these years, @一只铁棒通天地 (Sun Wukong) Great Sage, you say yes (snickering expression)

An iron rod leads to the world (Monkey King): Yes, this stupid bird was not convinced by me last time, and I stripped off his feathers.

After a while, with the addition of newcomers, the group was flooded again, drowning out the previous topic.

It wasn't until ten minutes had passed, and there were thousands of messages in the group, that Wang Xiaozhu took a deep breath, fortunately, no one studied deeply, otherwise he would have been exposed.

Lie to the gods, you are still the first one.

Later, Wang Xiaohammer didn't grab any of the red envelopes sent in the group, so he lost his excitement, set the message to do not disturb mode and fell asleep, holding the extracted fist-sized gold ingots tightly in his hand, and whispered: "40 gold ingots, it's been sent, it's been issued." Luxury cars, beautiful women...... Hey, hey, hey. ”